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Mohamed Salah

What do DLers think of furry Egyptian soccer player, Mohamed "Mo" Salah?

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by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2022 9:48 PM

How's he so skinny and still has a bit of a paunch?

by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2022 1:26 PM

He is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2022 1:27 PM

Simian characteristics.

by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2022 1:29 PM

My stupid himbo Egyptian BIL is obsessed with Mo. He only came over from Cairo to study in England and started supporting Liverpool F.C. because of him.

Though now I suppose BIL could support Aston Villa too, since an Egyptian (Nassef Sawiris) bought the club recently.

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2022 1:30 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2022 1:31 PM

I’m not into Muslims, I’m into devout Christians.

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2022 1:32 PM

Ooops, what I said is that Salah does not have a gut. It's just his posture in that pic.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2022 1:34 PM

I once employed an Egyptian. But he definitely didn't look anything like that.

by Anonymousreply 8January 11, 2022 1:35 PM

Must be agony for Mo to have to go on international break, and attempt not to lose every game while carrying his teammates who are 95% non-leaguers and parttimers.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 11, 2022 1:39 PM

He’s surprisingly good with kids.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 11, 2022 1:42 PM

Why is that a surprise?

by Anonymousreply 11January 11, 2022 8:48 PM

He has a great body in OP's photo.

He's not unnaturally enlarged like a lot of the guys whose photos get posted on DL. He looks hot [italic]and[/italic] healthy.

by Anonymousreply 12January 11, 2022 9:13 PM

Does he throw gay men off buildings?

Does he molest and rape in the streets of Cairo?

by Anonymousreply 13January 11, 2022 9:32 PM

He can throw me off a building any time he likes.

by Anonymousreply 14January 11, 2022 9:33 PM

He's hot and an amazing player. Damn it all that Liverpool has him. Oh well, my club is down the shitter right now. (Man UTD)

by Anonymousreply 15January 11, 2022 9:35 PM

Neck downer. But Id be all over that body like a cheap suit.

by Anonymousreply 16January 11, 2022 10:01 PM

Yummers.

by Anonymousreply 17January 11, 2022 10:07 PM

Great Smile.

by Anonymousreply 18January 11, 2022 10:15 PM

Is he anti-gay like most Muzzies?

by Anonymousreply 19January 11, 2022 10:25 PM

[quote] Is he anti-gay like most Muzzies?

He now worships at the font of English generosity.

by Anonymousreply 20January 11, 2022 10:28 PM

So hot

by Anonymousreply 21January 11, 2022 10:31 PM

Does this person play with Grealish?

by Anonymousreply 22January 11, 2022 10:36 PM

R22 no, and thank goodness. It’s not as if Jack needs yet another opportunity to whore himself around internationally. By the time the World Cup is underway next Xmas, he could have sucked a dick from every major country on the planet. He’s got more working cells in his tongue and his arse than in his thick head.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 11, 2022 10:45 PM

Not a fan of the hairstyle, but everything else looks good to me.

by Anonymousreply 24January 11, 2022 10:53 PM

R19 if Salah does hate or dislike gays, then he’s keeping tactfully and smartly quiet about such opinions.

Speaking from personal first-hand experience, Arabs love money and success so much that they’ll put it before any principle—Mo is getting paid silly money to kick a ball about on telly, he’ll look the other way even if he despises us.

There’s also the fact that his current club Gaffer and his Skipper are both equivocally vocal (if, erm, a bit misguided..) about their support for gay rights. And if my radar is not mistaken, there’s a few closet cases in that LFC squad...

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by Anonymousreply 25January 11, 2022 11:05 PM

^^^that should say ‘UNequivocally’ of course, sorry. My keyboard hates me today😐

by Anonymousreply 26January 11, 2022 11:06 PM

Looks good on the cover of GQ.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 11, 2022 11:07 PM

R15 my condolences for your club affiliation. It has been agonising to be a Yanited fan for the last fifteen years (my father is one, I’ve seen the pain), and the situation doesn’t look to be improving.

Chin up, though, eh? Least you’re not a Spurs fan, them lads are just masochists.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 11, 2022 11:18 PM

Kloppo Dad!! please just sign him again!! 🤴

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by Anonymousreply 29January 13, 2022 1:01 PM

Not familiar with soccer shorts but the fabric must be really thin in this picture .

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by Anonymousreply 30January 13, 2022 2:08 PM

^ Yum! He has the most incredible smile.

by Anonymousreply 31January 13, 2022 3:07 PM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 32January 13, 2022 3:17 PM

Freaking hot

by Anonymousreply 33January 13, 2022 3:19 PM

He's so cute. I love men with this look (a bit goofy but also rugged).

by Anonymousreply 34January 13, 2022 3:37 PM

He is very sexy, but of course, you know he's a secret homophobe. You don't take honors from dictators who send people in our community into concentration camps and not totally despise us.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 13, 2022 3:57 PM

Many Egyptian men have glorious joyful smiles, especially if they are happy in their lives.

by Anonymousreply 36January 13, 2022 4:15 PM

I know, R35. I just have to set all that stuff aside in my head because he is ticking all my boxes.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 13, 2022 4:16 PM

Drawing Arsenal...yikes....

AFCON poaching Salah for a month is really going to set LFC back in the title race. They badly need him and VVD present+at full fitness to even have a shot at the Top 3.

by Anonymousreply 38January 14, 2022 12:43 AM

Best chant in the Prem atm.

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by Anonymousreply 39January 14, 2022 10:42 AM

Hope his lovely little daughter gets to stay in the West, play football as long as she wants, and not have to wear hijab or any of the other oppressive shackles of !slam.

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by Anonymousreply 40January 14, 2022 10:43 AM

^ His wife dresses "modestly" and wears a hijab, so at least one of the parents will be in favour of any daughters' doing so. Who knows, Mo seems somewhat Westernised - he loves showing off his (manscaped) body and is happy to wear high-fashion clothing on photoshoots.

by Anonymousreply 41January 14, 2022 12:48 PM

But isn’t he short? Like 5’8” or so? 170 meters.

by Anonymousreply 42January 14, 2022 1:17 PM

R42 nah bruv, he seems like a big lad to me.

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by Anonymousreply 43January 14, 2022 2:42 PM

He has black people's hair, undoubtedly from a Nubian ancestor. It makes him even more sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 44January 14, 2022 2:57 PM

Mo responds to his fans.

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by Anonymousreply 45January 14, 2022 3:34 PM

His revelation in the video at R45 that he gives away his shorts and socks after matches was. . . intriguing.

by Anonymousreply 46January 14, 2022 8:43 PM

R46 if a fan iz good-looking enuff then oim happay to let them fook moy behoind the tunnel or summat.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 14, 2022 9:48 PM
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