Mohamed Salah

How's he so skinny and still has a bit of a paunch?

He is HOT!

Simian characteristics.

My stupid himbo Egyptian BIL is obsessed with Mo. He only came over from Cairo to study in England and started supporting Liverpool F.C. because of him.

Though now I suppose BIL could support Aston Villa too, since an Egyptian (Nassef Sawiris) bought the club recently.

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I’m not into Muslims, I’m into devout Christians.

Ooops, what I said is that Salah does not have a gut. It's just his posture in that pic.

I once employed an Egyptian. But he definitely didn't look anything like that.

Must be agony for Mo to have to go on international break, and attempt not to lose every game while carrying his teammates who are 95% non-leaguers and parttimers.

He’s surprisingly good with kids.

Why is that a surprise?

He has a great body in OP's photo.

He's not unnaturally enlarged like a lot of the guys whose photos get posted on DL. He looks hot [italic]and[/italic] healthy.

Does he throw gay men off buildings?

Does he molest and rape in the streets of Cairo?

He can throw me off a building any time he likes.

He's hot and an amazing player. Damn it all that Liverpool has him. Oh well, my club is down the shitter right now. (Man UTD)

Neck downer. But Id be all over that body like a cheap suit.

Yummers.

Great Smile.

Is he anti-gay like most Muzzies?

[quote] Is he anti-gay like most Muzzies?

He now worships at the font of English generosity.

So hot

Does this person play with Grealish?

R22 no, and thank goodness. It’s not as if Jack needs yet another opportunity to whore himself around internationally. By the time the World Cup is underway next Xmas, he could have sucked a dick from every major country on the planet. He’s got more working cells in his tongue and his arse than in his thick head.

Not a fan of the hairstyle, but everything else looks good to me.

R19 if Salah does hate or dislike gays, then he’s keeping tactfully and smartly quiet about such opinions.

Speaking from personal first-hand experience, Arabs love money and success so much that they’ll put it before any principle—Mo is getting paid silly money to kick a ball about on telly, he’ll look the other way even if he despises us.

There’s also the fact that his current club Gaffer and his Skipper are both equivocally vocal (if, erm, a bit misguided..) about their support for gay rights. And if my radar is not mistaken, there’s a few closet cases in that LFC squad...

^^^that should say ‘UNequivocally’ of course, sorry. My keyboard hates me today😐

Looks good on the cover of GQ.

R15 my condolences for your club affiliation. It has been agonising to be a Yanited fan for the last fifteen years (my father is one, I’ve seen the pain), and the situation doesn’t look to be improving.

Chin up, though, eh? Least you’re not a Spurs fan, them lads are just masochists.

Kloppo Dad!! please just sign him again!! 🤴

Not familiar with soccer shorts but the fabric must be really thin in this picture .

^ Yum! He has the most incredible smile.

I’d eat his ass.

Freaking hot

He's so cute. I love men with this look (a bit goofy but also rugged).

He is very sexy, but of course, you know he's a secret homophobe. You don't take honors from dictators who send people in our community into concentration camps and not totally despise us.

Many Egyptian men have glorious joyful smiles, especially if they are happy in their lives.

I know, R35. I just have to set all that stuff aside in my head because he is ticking all my boxes.

Drawing Arsenal...yikes....

AFCON poaching Salah for a month is really going to set LFC back in the title race. They badly need him and VVD present+at full fitness to even have a shot at the Top 3.

Best chant in the Prem atm.

Hope his lovely little daughter gets to stay in the West, play football as long as she wants, and not have to wear hijab or any of the other oppressive shackles of !slam.

^ His wife dresses "modestly" and wears a hijab, so at least one of the parents will be in favour of any daughters' doing so. Who knows, Mo seems somewhat Westernised - he loves showing off his (manscaped) body and is happy to wear high-fashion clothing on photoshoots.

But isn’t he short? Like 5’8” or so? 170 meters.

R42 nah bruv, he seems like a big lad to me.

He has black people's hair, undoubtedly from a Nubian ancestor. It makes him even more sexy.

Mo responds to his fans.

His revelation in the video at R45 that he gives away his shorts and socks after matches was. . . intriguing.

R46 if a fan iz good-looking enuff then oim happay to let them fook moy behoind the tunnel or summat.

He’s never leaving Liverpool!!! He’s so loved here!!! Won’t hear of any slander that says otherwise!!!

R1 diabetes? Many Arabs have a sweet tooth and sugary diets, it’s a cultural thing (source: Egyptian-Turkish BIL).

R37 I mean I get it, I think he's sexy too. However, now adding in what the Checs are aiding in Ukraine and Salah's silence on it, it's very hard to keep a boner for someone who supports, however subtly, such evil in the world.

He's staying!!! Tha boi!!!!!!!

He looks like he escaped from the Island of Dr. Moreau.

'If it's good enough for him

It's good enough for me

Sitting in a mosque

Is where I'm gonna be.'

Pro Mo football chant from Liverpool fans.

[quote] He now worships at the font of English generosity.

As a star player, he pays his fair share...

Maybe he's non-confrontational and accepted the honor because to do otherwise (while in Chechnya no less) would have caused a big stink.

He says he only eats pizza once a month.

Too bad he seems to keep that gorgeous chest hair shaved off!

R56 eh? We’re not quite happy with that, like. Might have a word with the Gaffer.

Mo is a world-class professional, making silly money, for a top top club. We don’t want him eating like that at any point during the season, let alone every few weeks, man. Have to renew his EatFresh.

I only ever let Jack have a Dominoes after a very intense night of shagging, and that’s ‘cos he’s got baby tastes and won’t eat proper meals, plus he’ll whinge us to death if we don’t order him one.

No! he looks like a old person but young but old. It’s too much happening here for my taste.

Dimly lit those pretty, City lights!

Killer legs like the majority of soccer players.

Will the Grealish Troll please fuck off back to Wattpad.

R62 no I shan't be doing that actually!!! Thanks for thinking of me though babes!!!!

You just know Mo is so relieved that Mane’s left LFC. They did not get along.

Wonder if letting Sadio go was a pre-requisite to Mo re-signing...

Is he holding a coconut with a straw in it?

R65 it’s summer and he was in Mykonos. You’d rather he was sipping a hot tea?

Pretty in pink, isn’t she....

I wonder if he is one of those closeted Muslim footballers, like Cristiano Ronaldo's bf.

R68 Mo’s close friendship/partnership with former Liverpool player Dejan Lovren always seemed kind of suss to me. They were constantly flirting in training.

Someone, please start a thread on the track & field world championships that just started in Eugene, Oregon. The male eye-candy is about to blow everything all other sports have to offer.

R70 start your own thread on it, lad. This one’s clearly about fit men from the football.

I agree r71. Can’t stand thread hijackers.

More Mo x Dej...

"For you, I will do everything" awww!

POV: Mo just signed a contract extension at your house and when you wake up he’s wearing his cute new LFC kit💕💕💕

[quote]He can throw me off a building any time he likes.

Pics please.

Egyptians universally hero-worship this man. I mean WORSHIP.

Seriously, my BIL talks about him he’s the second coming (or whatever the !slam equivalent is). I genuinely think given chance he’d fellate Mo, purely out of patriotic fervour and bromantic gratitude.

[quote]You just know Mo is so relieved that Mane’s left LFC.

Especially after Senegal beat Egypt to qualify for the World Cup. Mane came out on top of that clash. Mane left after Liverpool refused to give him a raise to match Salah. He will be very hard to replace and I don't think Liverpool will have the same success without him.

[quote] Mane left after Liverpool refused to give him a raise to match Salah. He will be very hard to replace and I don't think Liverpool will have the same success without him.

Tragically, reckon that's probably true. The less-talked about and lamented losses of Firmino & Minamino will also set us back in ways unforeseen. Mo is going to be under enormous pressure to deliver, as to a lesser extent are Trent, Jota, Fabinho, VVD, and the few other world-class players we've got left.

Though tbh, I'm just grateful that we haven't lost Hendo to a trade/free transfer or an injury. Dunno what we'd do without him organising everything, he's the engine and beating heart.

He’s gross. I see men who look like that everywhere stinking of axe

R79 Egyptian men really have got to cut it out with the heavy and cheap fragrances, I concur.

Perfect otter body.

Typical DL response; "yes he has an amazing face and body, but those shorts! Eurgh. It's a no from me" etc.

The camera loves her!!!

klopp going apeshit after mo getting fouled he‘s just like me fr

am switching off this game bc holding off citeh for one half is probably the best weve got rn tbh

^^THE EGYPTIAN KING!!!!!

We had that ugly fucker Haaland on toast lad

Never been so happy to be proven completely wrong ToT