I just bought my first ever pair of Crocs

Sure. If I lived in 2003.

They’re actually “in” again, R1

Do your Crocs match your everyday caftan?

We know, Andre... all your other pairs of Crocs were comped.

I’ll never date you.

What a croc

Yes, jealous, OP.

Can you run in them, OP?

OP, please tell us about your Crocs, color, style, etc. then I will let you know if I am jealous.

Not jealous, OP. PROUD.

I just bought a high heeled pair from BALENCIAGA… the Crocs™ Madame in lime green!

Those are the most hideous shoes I've ever seen, R11! Congrats.

When I got my first pair about three years ago I was the laughing stock of all my friends. Now I'm admired, wooed, and envied for my fashion forward sense.

Next, scarves.

Crocs are great dog walking shoes. The dog wants to go in places that are muddy, dusty, wet-- no problem--you just hose them right off.

Beyond that though...

Are you MAGA, OP? I hear that MAGA consider them part of their "uniform". Or are you just wearing them as house shoes?

I have gardening Crocs and beach Crocs. Super comfy. Easy to wash sand and dirt out. Also some nice exfoliation.

Do you wear your Crocs with sweat pant?

And a hoodie?

Why not...

But I doubt that, even, Timothée Chalamet could pull off that look.

Why? Do you work in a hospital or kitchen?

Wunderbar!

You should try socks in sandals next time.

Be a trendsetter and a game-changer, OP!

^^ those guys must be Israelis.

I never owned a pair of the regular Crocs (and never will) but I happened upon a pair of their flip-flops (in one of those huge Florida souvenir shops of all places) about 10 years ago. They were the most comfortable "running around" shoes I've ever owned. I cannot find another pair like it. The plastic Birkenstocks are a nice alternative for the beach/pool, walking in mud/rain, taking out the trash, etc.

OP here. They just arrived. I fucking love them! So comfortable and easy to slip on and off.

Were you inspired by Elliot Page, OP?

Nope.

OP at least provide us with a photo of the crocs. How would I assess my level of jealousy without specifics?

Just the classic version in black, R25. Nothing fancy (to the extent Crocs can actually be fancy).

You should bedazzle them OP.

OP is now the belle of his trailer park.

The Croc boat shoes are next level comfortable and just look like a pair of regular shoes, fortunately .

I hope a giant land-walking squid with painful tentacles on enflamed arms jumps out of a hedge while you're passing by wearing them on the sidewalk, OP, and eviscerates you!

No.

Yes.

My first pair of crocs convinced me it was time to begin my transition.

[quote]When I got my first pair about three years ago I was the laughing stock of all my friends. Now I'm admired, wooed, and envied for my fashion forward sense. Next, scarves.

After that - caftans and capes, in increasingly larger sizes...

[quote]I just bought my first ever pair of Crocs

Next - OP tells us how he is pursued by the "Smelly Feet" and "Chubby Chaser" fetishists

R21 I have always hated flip flops but two years ago I bought a pair of Crocs Athens flip flops and they are so comfortable. Last year I saw they were half price so bought 6 pairs in two different colours to stock up. I wear them in the summer when at my holiday home. But be careful, when not wearing them don’t leave them outside in the hot sun as they will shrink about two sizes and curl up at the toes.

You, Crocs people, are the enemy.

OP, you da BITCH!

Do people who work in kitchens really wear these? They have holes in the top, and sometimes you can spill something really hot.

Medical staff love Crocs with holes because they can drain whatever gathers in them and wash them easier than they can a sneaker or a boot.

I have some croc canvas loafers I wear without socks on days I’m in cutoffs or shorts. I alternate them with topsides, etc.

I'm waiting for my old man legs to really get pasty, hairless, scaly, bruised and scabby, to buy my first crocs and wear them PROUDLY about town.

They look cool, Cali r42

R43 made me LOL.

I don’t find Crocs slip-proof at all. In fact, I think they’re more slippery than regular sneakers.

I have the Gucci crocs. I get compliments on them all the time!

My crocs are bespoke Joseph Cheaney & Sons.

I really wish these lesbos would find someplace else to entertain themselves. Like the customer review section of HomeDepot.com.

[quote]You should try socks in sandals next time.

Level up: I work on a middle school campus where socks in Crocs are all the rage.