Tom Daley To Deliver Alternative Queen's Speech

If he's giving it in a crocheted speedo, yes, I'll watch.

As of you need to ask OP — Tom of course!

This should've been a poll with an Ernest Thesiger option in lieu of Vivian Vance.

Is he white?

I thought c4 had stopped doing these. Anyway he looks fully dressed, and every time I've seen him have to give a speech rather than just being a goofy exhibitionist on tiktok or YouTube he comes across as a bit boring. So probably not.

Sleezebag Tom is not a hero....He is as creepy as his old husband....LINK

OMFG R6 you a pathetic old nasty unfuckable queen.

One queen after the other, OP, just like Henry VIII's wives.

If true, what a mockery being orchestrated by Channel 4. An utter insult to Her Majesty at a time in her life when she doesn't need it - not say she'd lose any sleep over it - she'll probably think its a hoot to see that little queeny thing sitting there trying to bring the gravitas, while the whole world is wondering if he has his buttplug in.

Wake me up when the whore presents hole.

Yawn. I'm so tired of this fake wholesome, neutered image to pander to straight chicks who go "OMG so cute!". Tom just embrace being the slutty queen you are, it's not you're getting any younger.

He's knotting. Of course he is. My eye-roll is so massive I have a headache!

R10 now that Philip is dead there is no need for that.

^^^knitting....

R9: Channel 4 has always done an alternative Christmas message. The Queen can handle it, dear.

I'm about to jump down a rabbi hole to find QEII parody speeches.

Queen Elizabeth's speech will be about a brooch.

If this had happened twenty, even ten years ago, it would be funny... maybe.

But the queen is old and frail, and this may well be her last Christmas speech. Show some respect.

I'll watch both simultaneously.

[quote] I'm about to jump down a rabbi hole

Is she still married to grampa ? She also needs to give the knitting schtick a rest,its TIRED.

When is his husbands next gross homemade porno coming out?....As much as I dislike Tom I love that he is married to that jobless old hag...Serves Tom right.

R22 keeping his gossip fresh and spicy for 3 decades.

[quote] She also needs to give the knitting schtick a rest,its TIRED.

R21 Smart Tom. His knitting Insta has 1.4 million followers, and he's turned his label into a knitwear business.

Tom of course. She's your queen. He is ours..

R22, jobless? He's a writer and filmmaker, of course you are not going to see him work, he does it in private and you only get to hear about it when/if it is optioned. Regardless, he still puts in the hard graft, and gets paid for it. In the film industry there is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes, in development/pre-production and a lot of wrangling between the different parties involved in a project. Even if the film doesn't make it to production, you still get paid for it.

And if it makes you feel any better, Lance's just recently finished filming in Canada for something I'm sure we will hear about in due course.

R26 = Is that you, DLB??.....Too bad DLB and Passaround Tommy can't erase the internet stories about their "friends"...

R27, why do you dislike DLB so much? What's he done to you? As you can see by the extract below he is not guilty of anything; he's not involved.

[quote] According to The Mirror, Egan’s lawyer Jeff Herman plans to call Dustin for a deposition meeting as a character witness of Singer and there is no suggestion he is connected to the alleged offences.

R28 = The reputation and behavior of DLB is well documented on DL and the internet. I have no interest in debating with you or the naive turnip truck you just fell off of. My dislike of DBL stands and believe me he earned it. He is also what is known in Hollywood as a "one hit wonder".

Who is Channel 5 serving up, Katie Price?

R29, his reputation and behaviour, what behaviour? Barebacking? You want to say that no-one ever (no DLer) does that anywhere?

Widely documented? By whom, bitter envious queens like this Duncan Roy person you have mentioned, who would love to have DLB's career, husband and contacts.

I would certainly love to be a one-hit wonder with an Oscar, a BAFTA nomination that gets to direct actors like Ed Harris and Jennifer Connelly, to work with a former president of the US in my projects and to roll around in bed with an Olympic gold medallist. My goodness — what a loser

Apparently Tom is going condemn the Football ⚽️ World Cup taking place in Qatar 🇶🇦 because he supports LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 people and Qatar don’t like LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 people.

Whether he is going to use his speech to support LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 people by saying to trans 🏳️‍⚧️ swimmer 🏊‍♀️ Lia Thomas ‘you go girl and you smash 💥 all those bitches 🐩 world records’ or to Laurel Hubbard ‘see you in Paris mummy!’ is not yet known.

R31 = A GIANT turnip truck. With blinders on. Enjoy your fantasy fiction role play of the lives to DLB and Tommy.

Dead eyes, plastic smile

R34 = And Daddy Issues. And he isn't exactly getting prettier with age either.

R33, your story comes from Perez Hilton? And I'm the one that is supposed to be naive? This is such a non-story. What's the date today? December 2021. Yes, 2021. If the story were true (news broke in 2020) and he had 'sexually assaulted' a minor (or plied him with alcohol to take advantage) don't you think the tiktoker or his parents/guardians in question would have had ample grounds and proof to sue Tom Daley by now? Come on.

Yes, Daley and DLB maybe have an open relationship. Also the age of consent in the UK is 16. Or, novel idea, it could be that the teenager is actually attracted to Daley and saw this as an opportunity to get laid. When you are teenager it happens....And this is your big scandal that has you clutching your pearls?

So now Tom is James Franco or Jeffrey Epstein?

R36 = Defending "relationships" with 16 year old BOYs is certainly a "choice"...The "He's Legal" Defense?....Oh, My!!!....I certainly hope you never have any legal "whoopsies" in your life.

R37 wow someone needs a jaws of life intervention to UNCLENCH his rigid old never fucked loins.

R37, that is Bryan Singer none of that has to do with Tom Daley or DLB. The guilty by association 'defence' doesn't work like that. Because your friend is a drug dealer or a pedo doesn't mean you are.

And there is no proof either of the Tom Daley kiss with the 16 year old. There's supposed to be a Tiktok clip: where is it?

So many homophobes and nuns on this site... DLB and Tom are too boring and vapid to be evil. DLB likes chicken but so far hasn't done anything illegal. Tom kissed an older teen guy on a dare. Big deal. He didn't fuck him so no law was broken.

R40 = So naive...The truth is NO rich pedophiles get arrested and prosecuted in Hollywood. That's a fact. Calling gay men who hate predatory behavior "homophobes" is ridiculous....It actually make YOU sound like YOU are not offended by certain behavior though. Might want to keep that in mind next time YOU are making excuses for Adults kissing MINORS. Just sayin'...

If the little poof dares to try and upstage me, I shall beat him like he was one of my worthless sons!

"He is legal in another country" has replaced the "I didn't know he was 16" pedo excuses?...Both of those will get you thrown in a jail cell in Tennessee and many other states. Don't believe me?...Drive to your local police department and ask them if you will go to jail for having sex with a teenage boy. Think about it--why would you NOT go to the Police and ask them?. According to you it's "legal". ..In fact, you should take the teenage boy to the Police station with you so they can assess your minor friend and (according to you) totally legal activities....Keep us posted!!...

I will be watching my heroine the Queen of course.

I'm going to watch whichever one delivers the speech in a Speedo

We don’t care.

[quote]I will be watching my heroine the Queen of course.

Right. So which one are you watching?

R43 Someone needs to brick Noah Galvin's mouth up.

I have decided to make Mr. Daley a life peer on the basis of his service to the elderly.

R49 = LoL....He doesn't even seem to realize how humiliating it is to have that as his husband. And now he has a "sewing career". Keep sewing your socks for a buck, honey. Tom can't even get a hosting gig on an HGTV cooking show. There is a reason for that..

R50 Tom and Brooklyn Beckham could do a show together. It could be a "secret comedy", where only they fail to get what a joke they are.

.....

Tom Daley and Brooklyn Beckham have VERY little in common, you stupid witless whore.

Hopefully Tom's been able to bank some sponsorship $$$.

How much of it centered trans women of color? Or was it LITERAL VIOLENCE.

R55 His favorite topics are dick and diving and dick, so yes.

R39 Someone didn’t do her homework. Perez released the kiss clip and ‘something I'm sure we will hear about in due course’ just wrapped. For a fangirl you don’t add up.

R6 Wow, Tom really looks great next to Perez!

[quote] Wow, Tom really looks great next to Perez!

Of course a blobfish would look good next to Olmec Head Perez.

R59 True, though Tom is going to be Mr. Melanoma if he keeps tanning like that.

Chasten Buttigeig to Deliver Alternative State of the Union Speech!

Tom wasn't looking into the camera during his - the camera guy had a nice package.

R27 How do you think DLB first heard about Tom? Tom was what, 14, when he went to Beijing and became famous?

Team Queen

While Tom was calling for sports to boycott countries with anti gay laws, specifically 2022 World Cup hosts Qatar, the CEO of Stonewall was appearing on Al Jazeera, Qatar's government funded news agency, talking about how awful it is in the UK for trans people.

IRONY = Tom Daley talking about LAWS....

R57 hon, I'm not the one who needs to do their homework. If you claim there is a clip and it was released, then it would appear that you are the one who needs to post it?

So, where is it?

R51, Come on.....I can't believe you are comparing Brooklyn Beckham, that spoilt brat, to self-made Tom.

R50, he doesn't have a 'sewing career' , he has a company.

Your dislike for this guy is just blinding you. There is no real reason to hate Tom Daley

[quote] he has a company

‘A white label solution’ company called Catalyst Global Ltd wholly owns, produces and markets his brand. Daley slaps his name on it $$$$$

Aren’t you exhausting, ‘hon’ R68

R71 = Proof Tom needs to be CANCELLED.....Thank you for Posting....Tom cannot even get a hosting gig on the Food Network. There is a reason for that. There is also a reason OLD husband went from Oscar to Hollywood scraps.....Hope their "friendship" with BS was worth with..

R71 No dick, no divorce.

The Queen's New Year's Honours list has been announced.

*ONLY* an OBE for poor Tom, along with Adam Peaty, whereas cyclists Dame Laura and Sir Jason Kenny get knighthoods.

Yes, that noise you can hear is Lance hissing.

Well if it comes down to who presents hole, Tom.

Tom is clearly not getting enough dick at home.

Tom will never be knighted. It's all they can do to keep Andrew out of prison for his "friendship" with a 16 year old---you think they will knight Tom who has been filmed kissing a 16 year old? Never going to happen. LINK = This anti Gay "advocate" sure disapproves of Lance and Dustin....LoL

R77, are you sure you are gay?

Why are so many DataLoungers horny for that elderly Nazi Elizabeth? "Nooo, Tom's speech is gonna rob grammy of her will to live!!!" Do you even listen to yourselves, you retarded cocksuckers?

R78 = Yes I am gay and I love cock. But I understand your confusion. I am offended by gay molestation, unlike so many of my peers who find it romantic or like to say "He is legal in some states so it is okay"...

Alternative? What does that mean?

Tom Daley got an OBE in the Queen's Honours List today.

R82, yay!

Well deserved.

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Nobody believes that is going to happen. Tom won a gold medal for GB. That’s more than the entire BRF managed to do all of last year..

Sorry Tom, you only get knighted if you win gold for synchro AND individual.

Is he an Anglican? If he is, I own his ass!

R81 Get a dictionary

R84 how do you extradite somebody for a CIVIL lawsuit instigated by a woman (who lives in Australia) against a man who lives in England in a New York court because the case would be thrown out in both Australia and England. New York has no jurisdiction. Giuffre is just trying to embarrass Andrew into giving her a lot of money. She probably has blown through all the money she got from Epstein in 2009. In Maxwell's case last week, the testimony of one of the witnesses identified Giuffre as the pimp, not Maxwell, who sent her to Epstein. Giuffre might find herself being indicted for sex trafficking.

R89 = The "it's LEGAL...it's LEGAL" troll........BTW---if you molest someone, especially a CHILD, you SHOULD have to pay them money. That is the LAW....EVERY pedophile says "they are just after money".....Maybe the victims spent thousands of dollars on therapy for the emotional damage the molesters did. You want the VICTIMS to pay for that?....FUCK YOU and your pedo defenses. You shouldn't be on DL you should be writing Prince Andrew telling him how much of a fan you are.

Another one with feet of clay.

R90 I always wanted to work with Elijah. Everyone said he was very sweet and dedicated.

R92 = Also Elijahs mother protected him from Hollywood pervs. That is why he never went to Hollywood teen boy parties or why Perez Hilton has never reported any perv Olympic Medalist trying to kiss Elijah.

Annnnd Elijah's disclaimer:

Update (May 24, 8:02 a.m.): Wood has issued a statement, via a representative, clarifying his remarks to The Sunday Times:

The Sunday Times interviewed me about my latest film but the story became about something else entirely. It prompted a number of false and misleading headlines. I had just seen a powerful documentary and I briefly spoke with the reporter about the subject which had consequences I did not intend or expect. Lesson learned. Let me be clear: This subject of child abuse is an important one that should be discussed and properly investigated. But as I made absolutely clear to the writer, I have no first-hand experience or observation of the topic, so I cannot speak with any authority beyond articles I have read and films I have seen.

His PR team made him say that. Sad. But if he wants work he has to tow the line.

Just think what a bomb it will be when the video of Tom and Nile Wilson making out surfaces. Apparently Nile screams out "keep it real" when he gets off.

2021 Tom Daley round up

Why’d he have to turn into a creep like DLB?

R98, Tom hasn't turned into anything. It's just the opinion of some envious queens on this thread that have nothing else to do, whose lives are not what they would like them to be. Both, Tom and DLB are possibly doing fine. The poor things must be under a lot of pressure, as they are in the public eye and any idiot, just because they see photos or video clips out of context popping up online, think they have an accurate idea of how they lead their lives and what they do. And of course, it all has to be bad.

Happy New Year 2022!!! R98, I wish you all the best, which I can imagine it is the absolute opposite of what you wish TD + DLB

R98 = Daddy Issues. Also Tom was rich and a stupid teenager = perfect for DLB (whose star was dimming ) to pair up with naive Tommy. And the idea that Tom likes to make out with teenage boys shows what sort of "behavior" Tom has learned in his marriage...Not to mention DLB has a home porn tape.

R100, stupid Repugnant get off DL! You didn't have enough fun storming the Capitol, you have to come on the internet too?

R100 Tom wasn't exactly rich, but he had a certain amount of fame that was growing. I think Tom was probably ripe for the attention (and the sex).

R99 = DLB

Well I didn't know Tom Daley had a patreon.

I can't imagine paying for early access to YouTube videos for anyone, but good for him for making the cash while he can.

I do think his relationship with DLB is quite genuine. They're clearly good friends, have a lot in common, want to raise a family together and Tom is allowed to go off and fuck whoever he wants, as long as the rules are stuck to. What happens if Tom meets someone he likes more than Lance becomes another issue, but they're in it for the long haul.

R104 I'm sure Tom is mindful of the realities of sponsorships and his own shelf life. I suspect his decision about 2024 is as much financial as anything else. If the internet is to be believed, he's banked a couple of million already, but he has to know that things aren't going to continue that way much longer. Whether he ends up transitioning into coaching, I don't know, but I don't think he'll be in a position to just retire.

Matty Lee has said he and Tom won't be diving together this year due to Tom taking a year off

Well, if he wants sponsors, won’t he have to be more discreet?

He'll knit a cozy for his privates - it'll be the longest performance on Britain's Got Talent ever.

Does Patreon know about ALL of Tom's hobbies?....Is Perez Hilton on Patreon?...Maybe they can do a special crossover video?.....LoL

[quote] LoL

LoL! :)

Francois Couperin caught the sound of knitting needles perfectly

LINK = THIS is what Tom is having married sex with?....Hilarious...

Tom has begun doing a bit of tv presenting in the UK - he'd clearly like to do more.

I wonder whose biological child they are raising? I'm betting Toms since DLB barebacked (in his porn video) on at least one occasion---DL knows what THAT means...

If only Neil Patrick Harris were giving queen speeches.

Something about Tom Daley cheers me up. I don't know what it is. He just looks so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Perez Hilton is a walking condom leak crossed with the corpse of Frankenberry. If he said "Lara Trump is a cunt" I wouldn't believe him. Hell, if he said "Lara Trump HAS a cunt" I still wouldn't believe him.

R113 He should present his ass.

[quote] ‘Tom Daley effect’ spurs men to take up knitting amid home crafting boom

Why hasn't Tom congratulated his fellow LGBTQIA+ swimming hero Lia Thomas on her stunning victory this weekend?

[quote] Andrew Garfield, Daisy Edgar-Jones to Star in FX on Hulu Series ‘Under the Banner of Heaven’ From Dustin Lance Black

R116, Tom reminds me of a human lemur or galago, and they are cute, big-eyed, and make me feel happy.

Just a lovely day out with friends and family (DLB + Robbie)

Mazel tov R120, you caught up

That awkward moment when their brat finds out Daddy made number 5 on this list of Uncle Bryans special friends....LINK...

R120 = DLB went from Oscar to Hulu.!!! Hilarious!!...There is a reason for that....Hollywood is well aware of DLB and Tommy. DLB is doing scraps instead of screenplays. Didn't he film a commercial a couple of years ago? Trust me, even DLB knows why he isn't doing big budget movies---Tommy however is probably clueless as to why that is...LoL.

R125 That is some expensive meat.

R125 must be living in an alternative reality. When there are people in HW as sociopathic as this (Scott Rudin), what can these two possiblly be up to that can attract such disapproval according to R125 from HW?

Ah, yes! The age difference, you mean like: Dennis Quaid and Laura Savoie, or Alec and Hilaria Baldwin or Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart or Bruce Willis and Emma Heming or Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, or Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin, or Jeff Goldblum and Emilie Livingston, or Mel Gibson and Rosalind Ross, or Florence Pugh and Zach Braff, or Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson or, Dane Cook and Kelsi Taylor, or Robin Thicke and April Love Geary, or, ...........I could carry on.

So now because it is 2 men it's a big deal?

When one of those men attended Bryan Singer's parties....yeah

R127 = None of your age differences reference anyone who dated a TEENager.. Let me guess, "He is LEGAL" is your blanket excuse for dating a teenager?...FU and Molesters.

[quote]Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas

She was nearly 30 when they got together. People did comment on the age gap and the fact her looks like her father.

[quote]Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Yes, there was plenty of disapproval and ridicule when 18 year old Aaron Johnson started dating 42 year old Sam Taylor-Wood after she directed him in Nowhere Boy.

But the worst attacks on a high profile relationship with an age difference was 17 year old Harry Styles with 31 year old X Factor presenter Caroline Flack. This was just a couple of years before Tom Daley and DLB got together. Admittedly some of it came from the obsessed One Direction fans but the media played along with it shaming Flack in way that it didn't with 39 year old DLB fucking a teenager.

[quote]In 2011, when she was 31 she struck up a romance with then-17-year-old heartthrob Harry Styles. "I already knew that he had a crush on me, he's made it pretty obvious as he's said it in magazines and said it to friends," she told the Sun on Sunday. At first, she thought nothing of the age gap, as no one in the entertainment industry refers to each other's ages. "I've never felt I was much older than Harry. I still feel 18 and I probably act that way half the time." "Although it was just a bit of fun we decided it was best to keep it to ourselves as we were both working for Simon Cowell. "We were both single, we got on well and we had a laugh. It was only when it become public knowledge that things turned sour. At the beginning it was all very playful. He joked about being attracted to older women." However, once Harry's die-hard fans became aware of the romance, she became the subject of hurtful comments both online and on the street. "It began to go wrong when he was pictured coming out of my house one morning. And that was that. In the street people started shouting 'paedophile' at me in the street and 'pervert'.""

R130 = Just stop. You are not good at this. Look at the slop you posted. You are comparing bad behavior with OTHER bad behavior. wtf? Just stop.

R129 Now, now. It's not like DLB jacked off furiously to pics of 14-year old Tom at the 2008 olympics.

R129, Robin Thicke and April Love Geary??

April was a teenager when they started going out, right after she had reportedly had an abortion. And Robin Thicke is an actual creep