Partridge-Brady mashup

Maybe Mr. Brady already dated Mrs. Partridge but Danny put a frog in his briefcase to scare him off.

The Brady boys pull a train on Traci.

I think Reuben scared Mike Brady off with his deep comb over.

Shirley is finally ready to explore a sexual relationship with another women and spunky Carol catches her eye and becomes the object of her affection.

Keith is caught barebacking Peter with his huge schlong.

It's Laurie.

Thindy Brady went up to Danny Partridge and said Pull My Finger.

Mr. Kinkaid finally acts on his secreted homosexualist urges for other men and makes a pass at Alice??

Later, Mike's perm scared off Reuben.

Dave cassidy empregnates jan, then moves in to the brady house, which sets everything into turmoil, because david's druggie friends turn the goodie brady house into a crack house.

Reuben adds a new act to his stable! The Brady Bunch singers! They jam in the Partridge garage and go on tour together. The schoolbus was so crowded and really stinky!

Bradys and Partridges actually live on the same street in Burbank dontcha know. Alice is always bringing over casseroles because Mrs. Brady feels bad that ole Shirl is widowed with all those kids.

Shirley fires no-talent Tracy and Christopher from the band and replaces them with Cindy and Bobby.

Which had the worse laugh track?

R14 Partridge for sure!

Robbie Rist and Ricky Segall, both resentful at being added in the shows' winters as the "cute new kid," get some mail-order guns and ...

SNL did a parody sketch decades ago (during the Victoria Jackson-Julia Sweeney-Adam Sandler-Chris Farley-David Spade years) of precisely that subject. Susan Dey was the guest host and reprised Laurie.

Melanie Hustle or whatever did her famous Jan Brady and accused the Partridges of lip syncing, and Susan fired back “you’re not even related, so what’s going on there?” To which Jan snapped “We’re all couples! Is that what you wanted to hear?!!”

For years, my group of Fire Island friends would use that line in many varied occasions.

Couldn’t find the clip for the above but found this instead

Oops

I forgot abt that SNL. Chris Farley was so good as Reuben nodding in the corner.

Here's the SNL: skit.

Jan and Laurie duel to see who can out cunt each other. Meanwhile Sam the butcher gives Reuben Kincaid a taste of his tenderloin, much to Alice’s chagrin.

Keith Partridge, he's dreamy.

The SNL clip at r21 is delightful, if only to see Susan Dey laughing at the whole idea of The Partridge Family.

The Brady's break down on the side of the road. The boys start trying to flag down cars, hoping for someone to offer them a lift. Carol says she doesn't know who is going to come along with room enough for eight Bradys and one Alice.

Cue the bus.

If Shirley Partridge would have sung Christmas carols at the right time might she have saved her husband too?

Hopefully the Partridge tour bus runs over Thindy on her bike, and thee dies.

Best link to the SNL skit I could find

Danny's pet skunk sprays Jan and Marcia. He watches them bathe in tomato juice through the peep hole he drilled earlier.

Mike Brady and Reuben kinkaid have a steamy affair that no one knows about.