Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy year.
I Want to be Underwhelmed—-2022 Already?
|by Anonymous||reply 600||March 2, 2022 5:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 15, 2021 4:57 AM|
Bread pudding, better with Rum?
Maybe I'll do some research.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 15, 2021 5:16 AM|
When I send Christmas gifts, I have to stop and think which of my friends and family are sober now...it's kind of a long list
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 15, 2021 5:18 AM|
I was afraid you were going to say you have to stop and think which of your friends and family members are still alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 15, 2021 5:59 AM|
I find it easier to just stop sending xmas gifts.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 15, 2021 7:59 AM|
I'm a little concerned that there are two threads going on this. What if the other one won't fill up and then we'll have two going? I hate when things go bad and you have to throw them out. I almost started a thread about this but right now I think we all have enough on our minds.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 15, 2021 2:46 PM|
What’s more whelming: Two threads or no thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 15, 2021 3:44 PM|
No thread, R7. And the predecessor to this thread is almost up to 600, so soon all will be right again in the world of the underwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 15, 2021 5:31 PM|
R6 just whelmed the fuck out of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 15, 2021 5:53 PM|
Was supposed to go out for lunch, but Mummy was feeling poorly, so had an egg salad sandwich at her place instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 15, 2021 6:09 PM|
What a mess, we have two threads going now. Underwhelmed? I think not
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 15, 2021 6:21 PM|
I've spent the last two days with a headache while California Girls by Katy Perry was playing on loop in my head. Shoot me.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 15, 2021 9:51 PM|
Patently the wrong thread for this request.
But it is the Datalounge, I am sure it can be arranged.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 15, 2021 10:14 PM|
Posterburner is an amazing site! I sent them an order of four images recently, where three of them came out very good to excellent, and the fourth one was an honest fail. They would not give up until we were able to resolve the situation. There are many things to complain about in the USA, but I have to say they are an example of customer service at its best.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 16, 2021 12:05 AM|
Shills sometimes whelm me...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 16, 2021 12:55 AM|
R9 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to start anything. I didn't start anything. I don't think.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 16, 2021 1:00 AM|
R12 It could have been I've Never Been to Me. Practice gratitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 16, 2021 1:02 AM|
I wasn't trying to shill anything, just trying to be helpful - sorry!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 16, 2021 1:05 AM|
Don’t apologize. It whelms!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 16, 2021 2:07 AM|
Kittenzilla is terrified by my cleaning lady but he is too big to hide under the bed. So he pretends to be a statue in the spare room until she comes upstairs. Then he sneaks down to hide in the litter cupboard. He is whelmed. I am not.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 16, 2021 5:48 AM|
I'm going to need to see a photo of Kittenzilla.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 16, 2021 9:09 AM|
It's boring of me but I really don't want to do anything for New Year's Eve. Just want to stay in and watch movies with my cat - maybe get caught up on some of the Oscar buzz films out already.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 16, 2021 9:10 AM|
He looks like this. 14 months old. 20 lbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 16, 2021 3:25 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 16, 2021 3:33 PM|
next year I'm buying my x-mast tree at the local farm. not like this year sight unseen from the internet
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 16, 2021 4:54 PM|
R12 Hey lady, you lady
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 16, 2021 5:15 PM|
R23 oh, a Siberian - those are soooo chill once they grow up. They have such funny personalities, a very social sweet breed.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||December 16, 2021 8:44 PM|
R12 UPDATE: I have to wear glasses now.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||December 16, 2021 8:52 PM|
R27 he is a Ragdoll but same size, shape and demeanor as Siberian. He is fun, adorable and a pain in the ass sometimes. Lol
|by Anonymous||reply 29||December 16, 2021 9:56 PM|
Yes, sorry, I meant Ragdoll, not Siberian. I was momentarily whelmed by the cuteness. Ragdolls are very smart!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||December 16, 2021 9:58 PM|
Trump can get 20 years for the insurrection and Liz Cheney knows it. It may turn out to be a great year.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||December 16, 2021 10:03 PM|
I just came here to say that I agree with the poster on the previous thread who likes thumbprint cookie with buttercream. I especially like them with buttercream and jam, which seems to whelm Americans and Brits but for different-ingredient-based reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||December 16, 2021 11:23 PM|
That would be the best kind of whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||December 16, 2021 11:23 PM|
I bought some Christmas soap last year, and I found it again
(Actually, I never put it away but so what?)
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 16, 2021 11:43 PM|
[quote]That would be the best kind of whelming.
I read this as, "That would be the best kind of whoring."
I can't get the "Never Been to Me" song out of my head.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 16, 2021 11:45 PM|
I'm watching an old movie with Earl Holliman, and I'm surprised to discover he's still alive at 93.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 16, 2021 11:51 PM|
[quote]I'm watching an old movie with Earl Holliman, and I'm surprised to discover he's still alive at 93.
I'm pretty sure he's a homosexualist, although he may not be getting around that much at 93.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 17, 2021 1:07 AM|
My nearly-twenty-year-old cat is showing signs of feline dementia. I'm not whelmed yet, but ...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 17, 2021 1:47 AM|
[quote]I just came here to say that I agree with the poster on the previous thread who likes thumbprint cookie with buttercream.
I'll second that and add those powdered German dunking cookies. The cookie requires coffee and booze.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 17, 2021 1:54 AM|
Oh dear, I see I did not pluralize "cookie" at R32. Rest assured, there is no "cookie" here. It is always "cookies."
Also, R39, I don't know what those German cookies are but they sound delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||December 17, 2021 4:43 AM|
I got my booster yesterday afternoon and my arm is still sore.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 17, 2021 12:27 PM|
I thought about cleaning the house in preparation for Christmas. I decided it needed further consideration and read a book instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 17, 2021 12:53 PM|
I had my second shingles shot on Wednesday. Contrary to the warning by the pharmacist, I didn't feel particularly ill from it. A bit sore at first, but even that's fading fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 17, 2021 1:39 PM|
Periwinkle is the Pantone color of the year- not so wonderful.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 17, 2021 1:45 PM|
But it is comfortably underwhelming r44.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 17, 2021 1:52 PM|
And I thought 2020 was it and we'd come out from the pandemic in 2021. Now I'm unsure about plans I'm making for mid-2023. I don't know what to do. Resolve and purpose are fading.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 17, 2021 1:58 PM|
My body decided I only needed four hours of sleep.
Work will be bullshit.
I changed my work outfit just to accommodate lighter weight dress boots.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||December 17, 2021 2:07 PM|
I got my Covid vaccine booster shot yesterday. I had a choice of Moderna or Pfizer. Since my Shots ## 1 and 2 were Moderna, I chose Moderna. Also, the nurse said that the Moderna was a half-dose whereas the Pfizer was a full dose.
I was prepared to feel horrible b/c I felt like horrible after Shot # 2 (day after the shot was worse than the day of the shot). I definitely don't feel 100%, but it's not as bad as Shot # 2.
I have lots of comfort foods on hand and my sheets / blanket are all clean. Also have a huge bottle of Excedrin Migraine, which I took right after the shot and first things this morning as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 17, 2021 6:16 PM|
I want to be underwhelmed, but...
I stepped on a scale this morning and through the holiday period, I've gained 3 pounds. 3!!!
I'm whelmed. So whelmed. Overwhelmed!.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||December 17, 2021 6:45 PM|
Did you remove your earrings, R49? Those are usually two pounds of dangling weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 17, 2021 7:34 PM|
I’m convinced my cat judges me.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 17, 2021 8:03 PM|
I suggest you just judge him right back.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 17, 2021 8:29 PM|
I do. She’s fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 17, 2021 8:47 PM|
A gift from the Project Runway thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 17, 2021 8:48 PM|
r22 I concur. New Years Eve is the worst night to go out if you like being underwhelmed. I love to turn on TCM and see what they have going on. If it's shit, I go to my PVR for a great old movie that you can't get from the Netflixes. Nothing less whelming than a great old film from 1930s!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 17, 2021 9:55 PM|
R36 I always found Earl Holliman to be very handsome. Maybe not just south of 100, but he did have a good square jaw. And Pepper liked him.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 17, 2021 9:56 PM|
R55 that sounds great. I wish it didn’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 17, 2021 10:09 PM|
I rather like these underwhelm threads...anyone remember their origin? Or did they organically happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 17, 2021 10:24 PM|
OP - Bette Davis has no place in an underwhelm thread but given our global shit show it's so nice to have a safe space!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 17, 2021 10:28 PM|
R55 I'm going to a parade and fireworks and in bed by 9pm. It's the most I've done in two years.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 17, 2021 10:31 PM|
R58 I don't know but I love this thread. I couldn't post on it for a while because the last thread was paywalled and I am too cheap to pay twenty bucks a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 17, 2021 10:31 PM|
Then you're too cheap for an Underwhelmed thread r61.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 17, 2021 10:34 PM|
I had Cheerios for dinner, with raspberries. I hate milk so I use a mixture of plain iced tea and apple cider.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 17, 2021 10:36 PM|
Perhaps ironic for an underwhelming thread, but of all the choices I had for a condiment on my cod sandwich at lunch I chose horseradish.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 17, 2021 10:38 PM|
Christmas is upon us Christmas 🎄
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 17, 2021 10:44 PM|
R64 I adore horseradish. I would have done the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 17, 2021 10:57 PM|
If we don’t slow down this thread will never make it to 12/31.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 17, 2021 10:58 PM|
R61 it's a nominal fee. If you enjoy it, why not join FT?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||December 17, 2021 10:58 PM|
A decent cod sandwich is hard to come by. A lot of places just serve any kind of white flake = Hake.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||December 17, 2021 11:00 PM|
I hate my blinds.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||December 17, 2021 11:00 PM|
The batteries in my remote control died. I don’t have any new batteries. I’ll just watch one channel all night.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||December 17, 2021 11:06 PM|
Sucks to be you, r71
|by Anonymous||reply 72||December 17, 2021 11:06 PM|
R68 I've been thinking about it. I think I will. Not being able to post when I want to is whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||December 17, 2021 11:09 PM|
My dog is a heavy breather.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||December 17, 2021 11:14 PM|
I sold my house and movers took my stuff to a storage unit 2 days ago. I now just have 4 suitcases, my truck, and a coffee pot. I’ve spent 2 months throwing stuff out and recycled my lawnmower yesterday. Life is easier with just 4 suitcases.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||December 17, 2021 11:36 PM|
R75, 4 suitcases plus a storage unit full of stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 17, 2021 11:56 PM|
I firmly believe prime rib is an excuse to consume horseradish, R66. Today's cod condiment was especially strong; I was delighted!
This place specializes in New England Cuisine, which I called Yankee Chow, R69.
Sounds like my move across country back in January, R75. Although, I did send three boxes of books via media mail rate as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 18, 2021 12:05 AM|
R75 Congrats! You feel light as air!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 18, 2021 12:09 AM|
[quote]I got my booster yesterday afternoon and my arm is still sore.
I got a somewhat whelming rash near and around the injection site from my booster. Felt and looked like a huge painful mosquito bite which I suppose is close to what it was - a mild histaminic reaction. Still better than dying from COVID. I've heard it's a common and totally harmless reaction to the Moderna shot, whether it be the original round of vaccines or the booster - people are calling it "COVID arm". It cleared up in under 48 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||December 18, 2021 1:20 AM|
I binged watched Hacks. I was surprised there was actually a designer named Jean Royere, who’s objets d’art are collected only by the super rich. That includes Kanye West and Jennifer Aniston and Ellen DeGeneres. Close to the whelm spectrum, but ultimately underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 18, 2021 1:35 AM|
[Quote] I’ll just watch one channel all night.
I knew a family that did that. No one changed the channel. Certainly a different way of watching TV. It was quite interesting to see the day's program lineup on a channel actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||December 18, 2021 2:27 AM|
I'm about to sit down with a big tub of popcorn and some low-fat eggnog (one has to try where one can) to watch "Single All the Way." I already know it's going to be underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 18, 2021 2:33 AM|
This gave me a chuckle, but I wasn't whelmed. I thought DataLounge would appreciate it:
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 18, 2021 2:48 AM|
[quote]I'm about to sit down with a big tub of popcorn and some low-fat eggnog (one has to try where one can) to watch "Single All the Way." I already know it's going to be underwhelming.
It sounds like you went in with low expectations, which is often a good idea. I thought it was sort of cute, but I also went in with low expectations.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 18, 2021 4:58 AM|
Dangerously close to whelmed by R63. Cider on Cheerios? Is that - is that mild fluttering feeling in my chest heart palpitations? Oh dear oh dear. Please, R63, have some consideration for the easily whelmed and do not speak of such things again.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||December 18, 2021 6:57 AM|
Close to whelmation by the fact that my piece of shit province is acting cazh about boosters (because they are in no way ready to start giving them and think we don't know that) and considering crossing the border to get one from the filthy capitalists south of the border.
But what if the trip itself gives me Covid? Super American Covid with Extra Fries?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 18, 2021 6:59 AM|
Oh dear, oh god. Oh my goodness. Oh.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 18, 2021 7:00 AM|
R87 Are you okay?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 18, 2021 8:35 AM|
I'll have what r87 is having.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 18, 2021 8:42 AM|
[quote]Super American Covid with Extra Fries?
R86 that made me chuckle, and now I'm feeling a bit whelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||December 18, 2021 11:53 AM|
Yesterday, I re-watched "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."
Ethel nails it.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||December 18, 2021 1:53 PM|
I threw my bathroom scale in the trash. It’s been depressing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||December 18, 2021 3:30 PM|
Fuck it r92. Fuck it right in the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||December 18, 2021 4:03 PM|
Better go pick that scale out of the trash, unless you want to be overwhelmed (with your weight) in January.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||December 18, 2021 4:47 PM|
[quote]I threw my bathroom scale in the trash. It’s been depressing me.
I've also done that, R92. But I felt justified. Obviously the damned thing was broken. It was the only way to explain its giving me increasingly higher readings morning after morning!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||December 18, 2021 5:36 PM|
R95, that's not the scale malfunctioning.
Along with global warming comes an increase in the Earth's gravitational pull. It's a fact. We can all see it in our bathroom scales.
Overwhelming, I know. But you started it, R95.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||December 18, 2021 5:38 PM|
[quote]that's not the scale malfunctioning.
I'm rather whelmed that you thought it necessary to point that out.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||December 18, 2021 6:53 PM|
I've stopped caring how much I weigh. Haven't weighed myself in months. I put on weight in quarantine and went up a pants size but it's too whelming to diet strictly as I once did. Now I'm just focusing on exercising regularly, staying hydrated, getting plenty of sleep and eating healthfully/cutting down on booze and sweets. If I go up another pants size I might revisit this strategy, but it's held steady for a couple of months now.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||December 19, 2021 12:28 AM|
[quote]I knew a family that did that. No one changed the channel. Certainly a different way of watching TV. It was quite interesting to see the day's program lineup on a channel actually.
My dog does that and he's never complained about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||December 19, 2021 1:06 AM|
We didn't have a remote control until the 1980s. Never knew they existed. I remember being in my 20s and watching movies from the 1960s and thinking holy crap they had them that long ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||December 19, 2021 7:08 AM|
[quote]My dog does that and he's never complained about it.
Do you even read my social media? I complain.
Oh, I complain!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||December 19, 2021 7:40 AM|
My grandparents had a remote that made a weird vibration when you pushed the button. It was a B&W TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||December 19, 2021 4:16 PM|
In the 60s my grandmother had a remote that was wired to the teevee.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||December 19, 2021 5:16 PM|
When I was a kid, I was my father's remote control as he rested on his Barcolounger.
"Go change the channel to 4."
|by Anonymous||reply 104||December 19, 2021 6:20 PM|
^^ Sorry, Barcalounger. ^^
|by Anonymous||reply 105||December 19, 2021 6:22 PM|
When I was a kid, I was the remote control.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||December 19, 2021 9:35 PM|
I always sat a few feet from the TV, so I could be the one to change it
|by Anonymous||reply 107||December 19, 2021 9:38 PM|
I remember a friend's parents having a remote that was connected to the TV with a wire. This would have been the early to mid 80s and I thought her dad must be the coolest and richest person ever to have such a thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||December 20, 2021 6:20 AM|
R108 - early cable boxes were connected to the TV with a wire. We had one when we first got cable and could finally get 18 channels including HBO!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||December 20, 2021 12:37 PM|
R106 and this.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||December 20, 2021 1:59 PM|
Indeed, R110! The channel knob on our c. 1960 set was unusable well within a decade.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||December 20, 2021 2:01 PM|
I’m sitting in a drs waiting room and it’s utterly silent, not even any soft Christmas music. The only sound is a young man who keeps sniffing loudly. Every 10 seconds or so…..SNIFF. I’m having one of those “what if” fantasies: what if I said, “Could you PLEASE go somewhere and blow your fucking nose and be done with it?” Fortunately he’s far enough away.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||December 20, 2021 2:48 PM|
The sniffing has accelerated to near-constant. Must be some sort of condition. I’m getting used to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||December 20, 2021 3:08 PM|
I'm going to Subway today and get my usual ham and swiss sandwich with lettuce, onions, green peppers, banana peppers, mustard and oil and vinegar. Jalapeno chips and three raspberry cookies. Can't wait!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||December 20, 2021 4:07 PM|
The banana peppers put it over the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||December 20, 2021 4:09 PM|
I’m having fiesta chicken for lunch
|by Anonymous||reply 116||December 20, 2021 4:24 PM|
I am having toasted ham and jarlsberg. With dijon.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||December 20, 2021 5:40 PM|
I posted a bunch of pics to the "Naked Men 2021" thread last night and now the thread has disappeared. I'm bummed.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||December 20, 2021 5:49 PM|
I am not really a fan of ramen, but accidentally ended up at a Japanese restaurant today where I ordered a bowl of it that was truly delicious (Hakata style).
|by Anonymous||reply 119||December 20, 2021 5:57 PM|
On my way home from Subway, I had to suddenly brake at a light and my three raspberry cookies fell out of the package onto the floor of the car. I debated eating them anyway, but then threw them away. Now I'm sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||December 20, 2021 6:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||December 20, 2021 6:20 PM|
I'm of the possibly unpopular opinion that banana peppers are almost always unnecessary.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||December 20, 2021 8:53 PM|
R120 those Subway cookies are pretty awesome, actually. You should have eaten them anyway. Nobody saw them fall on your car floor....you would have been fine.
Sadly, the Subway in my post, northern NJ town closed down several months ago. I'm sad and a bit whelmed. They were a great last minute "go to" option when you didn't feel like paying a fortune for sandwich, or when you were walking home from the NJ Transit station, which was right across the street from the Subway.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||December 20, 2021 9:18 PM|
^^not post, but posh!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||December 20, 2021 9:41 PM|
Those Subway cookies, IMO, are soft (no crispiness) and sweet with no other flavor component.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||December 20, 2021 9:58 PM|
I just turned on the hallway lights, for the first time in several weeks at least, and they started blinking on and off. I tuned them back off.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||December 20, 2021 10:54 PM|
I'm thinking about cleaning, rather than cleaning.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||December 21, 2021 12:46 AM|
My eggs tasted better because I used my new saucier. I barely helped the mass climb up the wall and it flipped over perfectly.
I'm not a cross dresser, but I would like to wear a hostess coat when I cook.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||December 21, 2021 1:00 AM|
I've been thinking about getting a saucier for 2+ years, R128. Also, I don't know what a hostess coat is.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||December 21, 2021 1:05 AM|
Did you look for the union label before buying your hostess coat?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||December 21, 2021 1:08 AM|
R129, it's the jacket with attached skirt-tails that Auntie Mame wore. Now I have to find the scene. She wears Laura P. Oh, Robbbbbb! pants and a sleeveless shell underneath.
I'd prefer joggers and a tee. I just need a hostess coat of black on gold toile with scenes of accounting. I also want it to be three quarter sleeve with perhaps a super dropped lapel.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||December 21, 2021 2:29 AM|
Scenes of accounting....now that's definitely underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||December 21, 2021 2:40 AM|
I have mouse in the house. I recognize the small, pellet sized droppings.
(I do keep a clean house and kitchen. I'm in the midst of having a bathtub replaced with a walk-in shower and the floor had to be left open overnight. I also recently had a new sub-floor and vinyl flooring installed.
An ambitious mouse (is there any other kind?) accepted the unintended invitation.)
Have you ever used one of those old-fashioned snapper mouse traps?
Were you able to stand it when you had to "discard" the trapped mouse?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||December 21, 2021 11:36 AM|
Went to King's this morning to get a sandwich for lunch today. I could swear I ordered ham and swiss but it appears I've been served turkey and swiss instead. I am whelmed by this revelation.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||December 21, 2021 4:06 PM|
[quote]I have mouse in the house
I don't wish to whelm you further, but one seldom has just one mouse in the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||December 21, 2021 5:35 PM|
It could be a hermit mouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||December 21, 2021 5:41 PM|
I froze some Cheryl’s cookies. I’m warming one up now between my ass cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||December 21, 2021 6:23 PM|
A too-obvious attempt to whelm readers of this thread, R137. We don't cotton to that around these parts.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||December 21, 2021 6:34 PM|
I was going to buy small bottles of Korbel champagne for the staff at my dentist's office. But I can only find the 4 pack at one Bottle King near my job. I didn't feel like stopping on my way home because it's a nightmare to get in and out of there when there ISN'T a holiday. Right now, it's damn near impossible. It gets so bad they have to hire a cop to direct traffic.
Anyway, there's a Dunkin' Donuts near the office so I'll give them a gift card after the 1st of the year. They are closed starting Thursday afternoon through the end of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||December 21, 2021 7:36 PM|
I am on a shuttle bus from metropolis to bumpkinville for an underwhelming Christmas. Besides one loud couple yakking and wearing masks, I am double masked and feeling quite relaxed.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||December 22, 2021 9:51 PM|
I find all this mask talk whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||December 23, 2021 12:30 AM|
Today's agenda centers on wrapping three presents: all books, which should come as no surprise to the recipients.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||December 24, 2021 2:56 PM|
My house smells like farts today.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||December 24, 2021 3:11 PM|
My sweaters arrived. The coral crewneck is whelmingly bright, but cotton fades. Right?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||December 25, 2021 4:09 AM|
It will be me and my dog home tomorrow. Snow and freezing rain is coming soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||December 25, 2021 4:23 AM|
Same here, R145: me, dog, miserable weather.
This is why we drink.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||December 25, 2021 4:27 AM|
[quote]The coral crewneck is whelmingly bright, but cotton fades. Right?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||December 25, 2021 8:30 AM|
Thank God the posting slowed. I was afraid we’d need to start a new thread before 2022. It was . . . You know.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||December 25, 2021 4:45 PM|
[quote]Did you look for the union label before buying your hostess coat?
You caused me to think of this song that is more relevant than ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||December 25, 2021 5:27 PM|
Didn't water my tree as I read somewhere that it doesn't matter because it has o roots to absorb the water. Any of you know anything about this? To water or not to water?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||December 25, 2021 6:21 PM|
OF COURSE you water them. What are you, 15 years old?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||December 25, 2021 6:34 PM|
Are you talking Xmas tree, R150?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||December 25, 2021 6:51 PM|
Let’s see—tree with no roots. Hmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||December 25, 2021 6:59 PM|
People. Don't disappointed me. What season are we in? Ofcourse xmast 🌳 🏡 🌲 🎄
|by Anonymous||reply 154||December 25, 2021 7:10 PM|
The tree sucks the water up - which is why you made a fresh cut at the base when you installed it.
Think of a big flower in a vase of water. Yeah. You may pronounce it "vahz" if you must.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||December 25, 2021 7:40 PM|
🎄trees are already a couple months from being cut down when you buy them. So fresh cut will help tree absorb water in the stand. However, in my experience they only drink for a couple days, a week at most anyhow. Just don't touch the tree once you decorate it and it won't drop too many needles.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||December 25, 2021 8:57 PM|
I just saw a video clip of a watered Christmas tree, which did not easily catch on fire, and an unwatered one, which quickly caught fire and led to the entire house burning down. So, yes, you should water your tree.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||December 25, 2021 9:09 PM|
[quote] Just don't touch the tree once you decorate it and it won't drop too many needles.
Heh. Heh. Heh.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||December 25, 2021 9:14 PM|
It's one of those long, dark, Sunday, post-Christmas Day Winter evenings where I keep looking at the clock on the wall expecting it to be 8:30 pm and it's only 6:10PM.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||December 26, 2021 11:11 PM|
We have three inches of snow and everyone is hibernating.
These are the people who wear Tevas in December. Introduce snow and they behave like cats around sticky children.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||December 26, 2021 11:55 PM|
My cousin gave me a ceramic dish for Christmas that worked well for reheating leftovers from Friday for tonight's dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||December 26, 2021 11:57 PM|
I spent a week up at my brother's house and I already miss his dogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||December 27, 2021 12:02 AM|
I just watched Bombshell and am impressed with how terrific Charlize was as Megyn Kelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||December 27, 2021 12:16 AM|
Hope everyone's holiday weekend wasn't too whelming. My Saturday was a bit so I've spent today recharging and diving in to some of the books I got for Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||December 27, 2021 7:35 AM|
What books did you get?
My brother gave me "Bollywood Kitchen: Home-Cooked Indian Meals Paired with Unforgettable Bollywood Films" which, along with the incredible photography, had me wanting to make many of the recipes then and there!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||December 27, 2021 8:28 AM|
the nozle of the hot sauce i buy gets cloged by big peaces forcing me to screw the top of and pour it that way. asholles it one thing , get it right.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||December 27, 2021 9:32 AM|
Packaging whelms me frequently, R166. I once e-mailed Campbell's about a product that I to this day love with a passion and that is the clear best of its kind on supermarket shelves, regarding the absurd opening mechanism. It resulted, 100% of the time, in 1-3 tablespoonfuls of liquid exploding all over the counter. The response I got was an extremely passive-aggressive and hilariously sarcastic one, emphasizing not only how much research they put into their product designs but also vaguely suggesting that I might be retarded. After hearing many tales of coupons and apologies, I received nothing of the sort. The response was so funny it was better than an apology, though. And clearly from a human being, which I appreciate these days.
Also, the year after I sent that email the opening was redesigned. I know my email wasn't responsible but it really was surprisingly shit and I guess either enough people complained or someone at Campbells actually tried to use their own product and ended up splattering most of it all over their kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||December 27, 2021 10:06 AM|
I want it to snow here but it won't.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||December 27, 2021 11:38 AM|
I went to a fisting party on Christmas afternoon. But I didn't want to be whelmed, so I only topped.
Please stop mentioning sauciers in this thread. I can't decide between adding to my kitchen a saucier or a Windsor pan. The indecision is already whelming me and the mentions above make it so much worse.
I made a terrine to take to the Christmas party mentioned above. During my preparation, I failed to account for the size of my terrine pan and the specifications of the recipe. To make a long story short, my terrine pan was too small for all the filling I had prepared!
If it's not one thing, it's surely going to be another.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||December 27, 2021 12:09 PM|
There is a fucking mosquito in my bedroom. Can't seem to get rid of it. Can't get to squash it
|by Anonymous||reply 170||December 27, 2021 7:14 PM|
This morning I wrote and mailed my thank you note to my aunt and uncle for their present (a book).
|by Anonymous||reply 171||December 27, 2021 8:29 PM|
With 1999, 2000 and now 2022, it’s easy to be jaded by triple digit years, but very few people alive today will see another.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||December 27, 2021 9:07 PM|
^Higher math is the acme of overwhelming, R172.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||December 27, 2021 9:13 PM|
I made chicken taquitos and cooked them in my air fryer.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||December 27, 2021 9:53 PM|
Please expand a bit about your air fryer experience, because I think it's potentially useful... or another gadget.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||December 27, 2021 10:01 PM|
I haven't done much with the air fryer yet but the taquitos turned out very well as did Korean BBQ and fancy grilled cheese sandwiches. "Air Fried Oreos" were disgusting and I feel bamboozled by all the YTers who raved about them. I also reheated Shepherd's Pie which turned out perfectly and kept the mashed potato topping crisp.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||December 27, 2021 10:28 PM|
The elastic waistband on my sweatpants is getting tighter with each passing day. I think I’ll switch to sweatpants with draw strings.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||December 27, 2021 11:01 PM|
R166's poor grasp of English whelmed me.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||December 28, 2021 12:48 AM|
The holiday weight gain is starting to kick in.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||December 28, 2021 12:14 PM|
I'm in the office to finish up a few things before I'm done until Jan, 3rd. Just found another person in the office is leaving. More work for me while they search for a replacement.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||December 28, 2021 4:34 PM|
I know I'm going to the Burger King drive thru for lunch but I can't decide if I should be responsible and get a Whopper Jr. with cheese or be irresponsible and get a regular Whopper with cheese. It's likely to be a game time decision.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||December 28, 2021 6:14 PM|
I went with the Whopper Jr.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||December 28, 2021 7:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 183||December 28, 2021 7:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 184||December 28, 2021 7:44 PM|
Do not fry chicken naked!
|by Anonymous||reply 185||December 28, 2021 8:00 PM|
[quote]Do not fry chicken naked!
|by Anonymous||reply 186||December 28, 2021 9:20 PM|
My manual food-chopper has arrived! Place items in glass bowl (more like a jar), screw on top plunger piece, a few moments of exertion, and hel-lo egg or tuna sandwich!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||December 29, 2021 7:11 PM|
I love my manual chopper.
I got this Kuhn Rikon pull handle one from Amazon
|by Anonymous||reply 188||December 29, 2021 7:40 PM|
I wasted too much money on yuppie knives to afford a pull chop. I pretend chopping vegetables is therapeutic.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||December 29, 2021 7:50 PM|
I like slicing vegetables (knife). I think people like the auto choppers because of hand issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||December 29, 2021 7:52 PM|
I think people who like the hand choppers just like gadgets.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||December 29, 2021 8:17 PM|
[quote]What books did you get?
They were mostly books on gardening and some celebrity memoirs/biographies. I'm old.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||December 29, 2021 8:34 PM|
As mentioned I plan to use it for eggs and tuna mostly, not vegetables. We had one when I was a kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||December 29, 2021 8:48 PM|
I wish I had some crackers.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||December 29, 2021 10:35 PM|
I have some crackers - come over.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||December 29, 2021 10:51 PM|
Okay r195, I’ll be over in a bit. Thank you…
|by Anonymous||reply 196||December 29, 2021 11:55 PM|
I ordered socks and underwear from walmart.com and they arrived today. I now have about two dozen pair of each.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||December 30, 2021 12:33 AM|
Walmart underwear? PLEASE don't let there be any polyester in that underwear. I'm feeling whelmed about this.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||December 30, 2021 12:47 AM|
There's nothing whelming about scratching your nuts through polyester.
This morning at five am I stepped outside to smoke. There, in the middle of a snowy parking lot, I saw a large black cat hunched over, ears laid back taking a shit.
I turned around so I wouldn't seem nosy. When I looked back, he was still pooping.
I walked closer. It was a huge piece of slush that dropped from a vehicle's wheel well.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||December 30, 2021 2:30 AM|
I noticed the new Season of "Ozark" is dropping on January 21...
I'm irrationally excited about that
I have this fantasy that Ruth's cold-eyed realism and flat accent line delivery will be the thing that gives me the strength to survive the Omicron phase of the Covid crisis
|by Anonymous||reply 200||December 30, 2021 3:36 AM|
[quote]There, in the middle of a snowy parking lot, I saw a large black cat hunched over, ears laid back taking a shit.
Kind of a Rorschach test in the medium of dirty snow?
|by Anonymous||reply 201||December 30, 2021 3:38 AM|
R200 been meaning to start watching Ozark, but people keep telling me every character on it is an unlikable asshole and I find those kinds of shows whelming and depressing. Call me old fashioned, but I have to have someone to root for. Then again, I do enjoy Succession.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||December 30, 2021 4:24 AM|
R198, they are Fruit of the Loom and made of cotton. What kind of monster do you take me for? Polyester indeed! *scoff*
|by Anonymous||reply 203||December 30, 2021 8:09 AM|
Oh, thank God, R203. Thank you, too.
Now I can unclench.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||December 30, 2021 1:27 PM|
I don't know what possessed me to ask, but a while ago I said to the Dollar Tree clerk "Do you carry underwear?" Horrified, he retorted, "No! And, if we did, I wouldn't wear it!"
|by Anonymous||reply 205||December 30, 2021 3:45 PM|
[quote]I don't know what possessed me to ask, but a while ago I said to the Dollar Tree clerk "Do you carry underwear?" Horrified, he retorted, "No! And, if we did, I wouldn't wear it!"
Well, I only asked, because I just soiled mine when I saw the Pound Cakes were on sale!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||December 30, 2021 7:43 PM|
Gentle r206: Is that the kind of post we can expect from you in 2022?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||December 30, 2021 8:22 PM|
Sooo... I bought €330 on lotteries but won €60 hahahaha what an imbecile I am. I was hoping atlest 2k on winnings.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||December 31, 2021 11:08 PM|
Bummer R208. I think the trick is to buy a few at a time or buy a few different kinds, since it's rare that there are winning tickets next to each other on the little rolls. Better luck next time.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||January 1, 2022 12:09 AM|
I'm bored of my soup now that I've eaten my sandwiches.
I could save it, but I need all bowls for other stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||January 1, 2022 2:18 AM|
My mom cooked a cherry pie, but it didn't have the crumbles on top this time, so it was only amazing, not super-amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||January 1, 2022 3:08 AM|
Santa brought Kittenzilla a furminator for Christmas. He likes it! And then tries to eat his furballs. Like a bigfoot he does not want to leave evidence of his existence in the wild.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||January 1, 2022 5:33 AM|
R211 I don't like crumbles on pie. They tend to taste sandy to me. I would've been whelmed by your mom's cherry pie, in a good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||January 1, 2022 6:39 AM|
On another thread Lady Cosmo mentioned she's in Morris County, though I thought she had indicated/implied Princeton? I lived almost all of my first 40 years in Morris County.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||January 1, 2022 2:21 PM|
I went to Subway for lunch and the guy in front of me said, "I'll have salad, onions...". And the lady behind the counter knew that he meant lettuce. I've never heard that usage before.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||January 2, 2022 7:24 PM|
Well, 2022 is off to an underwhelming start.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||January 2, 2022 7:32 PM|
Yes, raining ALL day. Cold on the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||January 2, 2022 8:02 PM|
Tomorrow I get my booster jab 💉 💉
|by Anonymous||reply 218||January 2, 2022 8:21 PM|
R214, I live off exit 30 on route 80. I’m 60 miles from NY and 30 miles from the Delaware Water Gap. Where did you live?
|by Anonymous||reply 219||January 2, 2022 9:20 PM|
Near Morristown - when I saw Peter Dinklage kn the move The Station Agent, set in Newfoundland, and a character mentioned Green Pond Road, I almosr went into shock.
The only time I've ever been in an accident was in the parking lot of the Rockaway Mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||January 2, 2022 9:37 PM|
I had lunch at my mom's place today. When I said I needed to get a potato masher, she gave me a spare one of hers.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||January 2, 2022 10:22 PM|
I don’t feel well today. Not sick, just not well.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||January 4, 2022 4:14 PM|
Same r222 plus I’m feeling bitchy.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||January 4, 2022 4:21 PM|
Make that three of us r222, r223. I took my temperature, but it was also underwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||January 4, 2022 5:08 PM|
Oh shit—I forgot to make New Year’s resolutions.
Maybe next year.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||January 4, 2022 5:23 PM|
I quit smoking 12+ years ago, haven't needed a New Years Resolution ever since.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||January 4, 2022 5:37 PM|
[quote]I had lunch at my mom's place today. When I said I needed to get a potato masher, she gave me a spare one of hers.
Exactly what my mom would have done.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||January 4, 2022 5:44 PM|
Today, a very nice couple with a shopping cart of goods insisted I go ahead of them in the checkout as I was carrying a couple of loose items.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||January 4, 2022 5:49 PM|
I still feel sad every time I take the Christmas decorations down. Even though Christmas is actually quite a hassle when you're an adult and part of me is relieved it's over. January is always so gloomy.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||January 4, 2022 5:59 PM|
R229 I don't do the decoration and other Christmassy stuff, but I do agree with you, January is very gloomy. Very anti-climactic after all the build up of Christmas/New Year etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||January 4, 2022 7:03 PM|
Nothing but the excitement of MLK Day and Presidents Day to look forward to.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||January 4, 2022 7:06 PM|
I’m going to try DL on the “dark” setting. It will not be an easy adjustment.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||January 4, 2022 7:11 PM|
Forget it. Dark hides W&W count.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||January 4, 2022 7:15 PM|
I was locked out of posting on DL for a whole day - and I have no idea what I did!
|by Anonymous||reply 234||January 4, 2022 7:32 PM|
Trolls with multiple accounts sometimes target posters with enough FFs to trigger a 24-hour time out. One boasted about doing it to me. Apparently, I insulted his intelligence.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||January 4, 2022 7:47 PM|
I thought about taking the Christmas tree down. But I watched one of old Thin Man movies instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||January 4, 2022 9:44 PM|
Those Thin Man plots get hard to follow as they go.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||January 5, 2022 12:08 AM|
Easier than taking the tree down!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||January 5, 2022 12:12 AM|
My cat is sleeping next to me in my armchair, in between my thigh and the armrest. You think she'd be uncomfortable, but she just burrowed in there and is snoring away. I love her.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||January 5, 2022 1:41 AM|
I find those squiggly line potato mashers underwhelming. I prefer the ones with small square holes.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||January 5, 2022 4:00 AM|
I just finished having a bowl of Life cereal with almond milk, now I am reading a book (online) about Jack Lord.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||January 5, 2022 4:03 AM|
I've binged FOUR days in a row since New Years Day. I took a 2.5 mile walk tonight- that's in addition to my usual morning walk of 2.2 miles. I ALWAYS take a longer second walk at night on a day I've binged.
The good news in all this is that two houses that I walk by at night still have their beautiful Christmas lights on.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||January 5, 2022 4:05 AM|
Life cereal gets soggy too quickly, R241. Am slightly whelmed just thinking about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||January 5, 2022 5:12 AM|
I prefer Shreddies to Life. They are perfectly underwhelming either crunch or soggy.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||January 5, 2022 5:19 AM|
Same, R244. I don't think the Americans (or anyone except us) has Shreddies? How whelming for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||January 5, 2022 5:27 AM|
It wasn’t whelming as long as we didn’t know about them, so thanks for the heads up.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||January 5, 2022 5:30 AM|
Aren't Shreddies, which I believe to be Canadian, more like small shredded wheat biscuits, as opposed to Life, which is primarily made from oats?
Travel is so broadening. I still remember, on my first visit to London, discovering that Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are called "Frosties" in England.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||January 5, 2022 5:55 AM|
I'm not sure about ingredient differences, R247. Shreddies are Canadian and are darker brown in colour than Life cereal, which is pale.
You're so right about the way in which travel broadens all our horizons. I discovered that even cereal with the same name is sometimes different in the UK. For example, Special K is very different there to here. I wonder what it's like in the United States? I have yet to try American Special K and might have to set aside an afternoon on a hoped-for upcoming trip to try it.
Apologies to R246, I feel terrible for your possible whelmation at my hands. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 248||January 5, 2022 6:02 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 249||January 5, 2022 6:12 AM|
I discovered Weetabix in England, which I still love.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||January 5, 2022 6:13 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 251||January 5, 2022 7:06 AM|
R241, you’re reading a book about Jack Lord? Hawaii Five-0 Jack Lord?
|by Anonymous||reply 252||January 5, 2022 7:46 AM|
Not r241, but you got to admit that would be a new peak in "underwhelming."
|by Anonymous||reply 253||January 5, 2022 10:17 AM|
Correct, the book was called: Jack Lord An Acting Life by Sylvia D. Lynch
|by Anonymous||reply 254||January 5, 2022 10:23 AM|
R241: even as a kid, I aware that Dan-O was his bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||January 5, 2022 10:25 AM|
Now I want to try Shreddies that Canadian version of Life cereal ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 256||January 5, 2022 10:25 AM|
R256 *THE not THAT
Fuck, I need to go to bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||January 5, 2022 10:26 AM|
It does seem like we went straight from 2020 to 2022, doesn't it? Two years of this shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||January 5, 2022 12:22 PM|
^I can't even keep the seasons in the right order anymore, and I know a few people that it seems to be same for.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||January 5, 2022 2:58 PM|
I had a nose bleed in the middle of the night - how strange!
|by Anonymous||reply 260||January 5, 2022 4:42 PM|
I just realised it's now been over two years since I first heard about the coronavirus. Around 2 Jan 2020, I read an article about patients in China who were being diagnosed with a mysterious new virus that was baffling doctors.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||January 5, 2022 4:42 PM|
I'm starting the new year off with a severe black eye, busted up nose and a swollen upper lip. I was trying to sprint towards my truck when I left the store because it was sleeting, and lost my footing and faceplanted *hard*. I can't leave my house for weeks now until this heals up.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||January 5, 2022 5:41 PM|
Can we get you anything?
|by Anonymous||reply 263||January 5, 2022 6:08 PM|
I'm sorry to hear that, R262. Clearly, there are worse things than getting hit with some sleet. I find there are few things in life worth sprinting for.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||January 5, 2022 6:28 PM|
Sorry to hear of that, R262.
The soup bowls I'd ordered from Overstock were marked Delivered by UPS on Monday, but arrived today. I suspect they'd been mis-delivered, collected, and re-attempted correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||January 5, 2022 9:04 PM|
I bought some sour cherry candies and they're pure sugar, but I'm eating them all anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||January 5, 2022 9:24 PM|
They just don't make sour like they used to.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||January 5, 2022 9:25 PM|
For some reason, I was reading Michelle Williams's Wiki page (the actress, not Beyonce's former bandmate). She married her first husband around summer 2018, filed for divorce in April 2019, and married her second husband in March 2020. My first thought was that I wouldn't have the energy for that much drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||January 5, 2022 10:33 PM|
My refrigerator is empty and it’s too dark and cold to go shopping. Popcorn for dinner!
|by Anonymous||reply 269||January 5, 2022 11:21 PM|
My step-mom cooks for us every night, so I can't complain, but she's trying to make us eat vegetarian dishes more. So we're having pasta alfredo with broccoli, but no chicken! Damn.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||January 5, 2022 11:59 PM|
How do you like your popcorn, r269? Are you a butter-and salt person or a Let’s-add-herbs-and-spices! type?
|by Anonymous||reply 271||January 5, 2022 11:59 PM|
R268 And then she had a baby. Whew. That’s a fair amount of chaos in a short time. Not the greatest thing for her teenage daughter but hopefully all is calm now. Funny, I missed that brief marriage too, was it not well publicized? I wonder what the ex’s story is.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||January 6, 2022 12:00 AM|
I feel for you, R270, as I loathe broccoli.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||January 6, 2022 12:02 AM|
Just salt, r271. I love the butter, but I’m trying to watch my weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||January 6, 2022 12:54 AM|
Actors are all insane disordered self-hating attention whores, R268. Of course not 100% of the but unlike the gen pop it's a question of which of them *aren't* insane, not which of them are. The base assumption is always insanity.
I'm so sorry you fell, R262 and hope you are not in any pain. That will teach you to exert yourself. How whelming. Oh dear.
A package arrived for me today, R265, from well.ca. Inside were 1 large bottle of Dr. Bronners Sal-Suds, 1x jar of Simply Organic garlic powder, 1x pair of rubber gloves and 1x package of off-brand cetirizine.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||January 6, 2022 1:43 AM|
I have a choice to make; make dessert of carrot with blue cheese (dirties the peeler, cutting board, bowl, spoon, and knife) or sneak down to the corner store for demented off-brand candy (wastes money I need for other shit and I'll eat it all at once).
|by Anonymous||reply 276||January 6, 2022 1:53 AM|
Good luck! I loathe blue cheese as much as broccoli.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||January 6, 2022 1:56 AM|
Am I the only not impressed by New Years anymore? This whole 'new year, get on it' thing I'm exhausted by. Not to mention, the least two years feel like 1 long year. Time just goes on...
|by Anonymous||reply 278||January 6, 2022 2:16 AM|
I am watching The Conjuring. Patrick Wilson is so hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||January 6, 2022 4:31 AM|
My mommy loves Tates cookies, so I bought some of their ginger biscuits for her today at Big Lots. Shall present them on Sunday over asparagus risotto.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||January 6, 2022 5:49 PM|
I've been watching Lucifer on Netflix these last few weeks. WHET Tom Ellis?
|by Anonymous||reply 281||January 6, 2022 7:20 PM|
I made Mrs. T's Pierogies in the air fryer for lunch and was not pleased with the results.
I'll stick to boil then pan fry in the future.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||January 6, 2022 7:57 PM|
It's been nearly ten years since Whitney Houston died. I had not discovered DL yet, but I'm guessing it was rather insane that day.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||January 6, 2022 10:13 PM|
Yes, miracles DO happen:
|by Anonymous||reply 284||January 6, 2022 10:15 PM|
R283, the most memorable item was the gravy boat she used to add oil to the bath.
Those photos were analyzed by the cuntiest of data lounge investigators to confirm Whitney was dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||January 7, 2022 1:45 AM|
I just finished writing up some bills. I'm going to go to the post office now to mail them.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||January 7, 2022 2:29 AM|
I'm watching The Big Sick. It is charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||January 7, 2022 2:45 AM|
That will feel good to get done, R286.
I ordered ubereats tonight. It was a billion calories and very delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||January 7, 2022 3:23 AM|
I made potato soup and managed to use all my vegetables - peas, carrots, onion, celery. Topped it off with white castle sliders to balance my diet.
I'll have a clean fridge for groceries tomorrow night.
I complimented the soup with white castle burgers.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||January 7, 2022 5:31 AM|
[quote]I complimented the soup with white castle burgers.
"Well done, soup! Have a White Castle burger!"
|by Anonymous||reply 290||January 7, 2022 5:33 AM|
That made me laugh, R290. Not so hard it became whelming, but just enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||January 7, 2022 6:43 AM|
It snowed overnight here in northwest NJ. It's beautiful on the trees. Oddly enough, I've seen blue birds, cardinals, and some smaller birds all pecking away at the snow to get to the bird seed underneath. Cos is thoroughly entertained!
|by Anonymous||reply 292||January 7, 2022 1:07 PM|
I have purchased some Publix eggnog ice cream, because it is totally delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||January 7, 2022 5:56 PM|
Is it made with real nogs?
|by Anonymous||reply 294||January 7, 2022 7:33 PM|
I assume so!
|by Anonymous||reply 295||January 7, 2022 9:54 PM|
Is there anything such s fake nogs?
|by Anonymous||reply 296||January 7, 2022 9:56 PM|
^What you buy in cartons in grocery stores, I would certainly call fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||January 7, 2022 11:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 298||January 7, 2022 11:35 PM|
^The stuff is so skanky (or used to be), I haven't looked at the ingredients in decades. I don't buy it or drink it unless somebody makes it from scratch. It was kind of like the idea of calling "ice milk" ice cream back in the '60s...
|by Anonymous||reply 299||January 7, 2022 11:37 PM|
Ironically, I tried a carton of something called Southern Custard (we're talking Publix here) that seemed pretty similar to eggnog to me.
I get that supermarket eggnog is processed as hell, but I really don't care.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||January 8, 2022 12:08 AM|
Yellow gummies are the Tucker Carlsons of jelly treats.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||January 8, 2022 7:22 AM|
I have to go to the health food store now to pick up a jar of Organic No salt No sugar Sunflower Butter plus some of their eggless egg salad- if they have any.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||January 8, 2022 4:12 PM|
Is sunflower butter good? What do you use it for?
|by Anonymous||reply 303||January 8, 2022 4:54 PM|
I squeezed some lemon into my blueberry tea and the aftertaste feels like glue sticks.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||January 8, 2022 5:16 PM|
R303- I put it on toasted Ezekiel Bread topped with sliced strawberries, grapes or blueberries.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||January 8, 2022 5:33 PM|
I went to the local pharmacy to get my booster. All of their walk-in slots were taken. I'm going back tomorrow at 10 a.m.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||January 8, 2022 6:56 PM|
Booster scored Wednesday, no ill effects.
I can't move things using the power of my brain as expected, but my dick still works and that has been a worry since the "mini blood clots in the penis" stories surfaced.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||January 8, 2022 9:12 PM|
I just at beets right of the can with salt and pepper.
Thier vague flavor of is dirt is delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||January 8, 2022 11:46 PM|
I’m iced in tonight with my two sweet dogs and my big assed tv
|by Anonymous||reply 309||January 9, 2022 12:15 AM|
I chewed a pot gummy and am watching a Hallmark Christmas movie that I recorded. Jonathan Bennet’s eyebrows look like giant fuzzy caterpillars.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||January 9, 2022 12:21 AM|
Cory starks do too r310 still wanna get under his feet n cock
|by Anonymous||reply 311||January 9, 2022 12:42 AM|
I love the Humira commercial song. The one with the piano and violin. Wish I could download it.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||January 9, 2022 3:22 PM|
I made a copycat Taco Bell Crunchwrap in my air fryer, it was very good.
I actually haven't been to Taco Bell since circa Obama's first term so I don't really know what an "authentic" Taco Bell Crunchwrap tastes like. I came across the recipe on YT and thought it was a nifty idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||January 9, 2022 4:07 PM|
I've been watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show on youtube lately. I did not start at the first season. Right now I'm on Season 4 Episode 15- Happy Birthday Lou!
It's hard to believe that Ted Knight was only 49 years old in this episode. He looks at least 13 or 14 years older. Carroll O'Conner also looked MUCH older than his age in the early 1970's.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||January 9, 2022 7:11 PM|
I am binging Baskets on Fx. I love shows that are both touching and droll. Ricky Gervais' After Life is another one like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||January 9, 2022 7:49 PM|
A friend who studied the classics pointed out that omicron means “little o” while omega means “big o.” Omega is for the long o sound and omicron the short o sound.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||January 10, 2022 5:53 AM|
R316 your friend is correct. The pronunciation is evident when writing the names of these letters in Greek. Short "o" = O/o, while long "o" = Ω/w
Omicron/ omicron Ωmega/ wmega
|by Anonymous||reply 317||January 10, 2022 6:30 AM|
I just saw 4 Blue Birds in one of the trees near my condo. Don't birds fly south anymore? I'm in northwest NJ and we still have a bit of snow on the ground.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||January 10, 2022 1:43 PM|
There's a squirrel perched outside my window, frantically wagging its tail. I think that means it wants to get laid. Good luck!
|by Anonymous||reply 319||January 10, 2022 1:54 PM|
Are you tempted r319?
|by Anonymous||reply 320||January 10, 2022 3:21 PM|
Damn. I’m out of pickles.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||January 10, 2022 10:38 PM|
Venturing out for routine blood test in a bit. Wondering if the knife store in the mall is still open as I would love to get my knife and scissors sharpened while I am being phlebotomized.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||January 11, 2022 5:13 PM|
The Uber app would not work for me to get home from lunch; however, was able to book a Lyft car right away.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||January 11, 2022 5:41 PM|
I went to the bakery this morning to pick up some 7 layer cake that I ordered on Sunday. I put it in my freezer. Knowing I have it in the house will enable me to be good for a while so I don't binge. I get very panicky if I don't have any YUMMY things in the house to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||January 11, 2022 6:31 PM|
You don’t really hear about “ring around the collar” anymore. What once whelmed, now doesn’t seem to exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||January 11, 2022 9:17 PM|
I would really like a brownie, but my foot hurts and I don’t want to go out. Would you be a love . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 326||January 11, 2022 9:20 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 327||January 11, 2022 9:27 PM|
It's inspiring to realize that I think about dessert a hell of a lot less than most of the folks on this page.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||January 11, 2022 10:15 PM|
I finally tried the infamous leaked secret KFC recipe. It does indeed taste just like it! Though it needs a little MSG (KFC confirmed they do use MSG as well). Honestly though, for the cost of all these ingredients, you're better off just going to KFC instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||January 11, 2022 10:34 PM|
[quote]I was locked out of posting on DL for a whole day - and I have no idea what I did!
My daughter Christina was locked out for reasons that are well known to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||January 12, 2022 1:27 AM|
[quote]I would really like a brownie, but my foot hurts and I don’t want to go out.
I'm thinking about Asian Chicken Salad in the fridge...
|by Anonymous||reply 331||January 12, 2022 1:32 AM|
It's11:40pm I'm getting tired. I'm going to go upstairs soon- floss, brush my teeth, take a shower and go to bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||January 12, 2022 3:41 AM|
I want Chuckles candy - specifically the licorice flavored piece. If I found them, I'd share the yellow ones with any stranger I disliked.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||January 12, 2022 4:43 AM|
[quote]You don’t really hear about “ring around the collar” anymore.
Thanks to Wisk!
|by Anonymous||reply 334||January 12, 2022 4:53 AM|
[quote]I went to the bakery this morning to pick up some 7 layer cake that I ordered on Sunday. I put it in my freezer. Knowing I have it in the house will enable me to be good for a while so I don't binge. I get very panicky if I don't have any YUMMY things in the house to eat.
Is this similar to the way some alcoholics who are successfully maintaining sobriety keep a bottle of hootch in the house?
|by Anonymous||reply 335||January 12, 2022 4:58 AM|
Wordle 207 3/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
|by Anonymous||reply 336||January 12, 2022 5:12 AM|
Wordle 207 3/6
|by Anonymous||reply 337||January 12, 2022 5:12 AM|
Kittenzilla has a new hiding spot from the cleaning lady. Behind the w/d in the small closet. I should put a GPS tracker on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||January 12, 2022 6:05 PM|
R333- I have a 10oz bag of Chuckles Minis- including a generous number of licorice chuckles.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||January 12, 2022 6:24 PM|
Shortly before bed last night, I was searching YouTube for a funeral episode of a soap opera. I couldn't find it, but (presumably because "funeral" was one of the search terms) YouTube recommended me a video of an elderly man dying, complete with death rattle. For some completely insane reason, my morbid curiosity got the better of me and I opened it. Surprisingly, I actually slept pretty well afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||January 12, 2022 6:27 PM|
I’ve got myself upset because I asked my cat a question and I can’t understand her answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||January 12, 2022 6:43 PM|
I changed the furnace filter.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||January 12, 2022 7:18 PM|
^Post of the day, of the week, maybe the entire month.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||January 12, 2022 7:24 PM|
R340's post whelmed me, and I suspect I'm not the only one.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||January 12, 2022 7:24 PM|
Thanks for reminding mr r342.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||January 12, 2022 7:26 PM|
I wish we had an overwhelmed thread. I know a lot of DL threads qualify as overwhelming, but a dedicated thread like the “Underwhelmed” would be nice. Just for heavy things…
|by Anonymous||reply 346||January 13, 2022 3:13 AM|
A thread for random, wondering thoughts might be good too. R340's death watching brought a few up philosophical ones for me...which I now have forgotten.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||January 13, 2022 5:47 AM|
I’m not underwhelmed but don’t where else to post this. Just watched the episode of Hot in Cleveland with all the MTM girls and realized they are all gone now: MTM, Clovis, Georgia, Valerie, and now, Betty.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||January 16, 2022 1:00 PM|
R348- CLOVIS was my favorite
|by Anonymous||reply 349||January 16, 2022 1:51 PM|
This snow is beautiful, but it makes my sleepy. Perhaps I need a whelming snow to drive me to action.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||January 16, 2022 3:20 PM|
I live in an apartment so I don't have to clear snow from anywhere, and my car is in a garage so I don't need to brush it off. And it's Sunday. So I'm enjoying that sleepy feeling from today's snow, R350.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||January 16, 2022 8:01 PM|
R351 it's almost as if I wrote the post you just did! Same situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||January 16, 2022 8:12 PM|
You Clovis and me laugh....
|by Anonymous||reply 353||January 16, 2022 8:17 PM|
muh cooter kinda itchy
|by Anonymous||reply 354||January 16, 2022 8:20 PM|
Clovis, a king and also a culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||January 16, 2022 8:41 PM|
Clovis, a culture and also a king.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||January 16, 2022 8:42 PM|
Someone pls take my garbage out for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||January 16, 2022 8:43 PM|
I'm simmering Chunky Lentil Soup right now. It's a recipe from the cookbook- Lean Luscious and Meatless.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||January 16, 2022 8:49 PM|
I made beef stew today and there will be enough leftover to eat tomorrow during the 6 to 12 inch snowstorm.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||January 16, 2022 8:51 PM|
Does Tracey Ellis-Ross possess any talent other than sitcom comedy?
|by Anonymous||reply 360||January 16, 2022 8:57 PM|
I want a hearty bean soup - sussing out whether it should be kidney beans with beef & tomato or northern beans with chicken & vegetable. It's a pleasant walk to the grocery store either way.
I am kind of burned out on potatoes as well as bell peppers.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||January 16, 2022 9:13 PM|
Giving the chicken a bit longer until fully defrosted to make curry.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||January 16, 2022 9:49 PM|
I am finding my new Maytag dishwasher is way outperforming my old Frigidaire dishwasher
|by Anonymous||reply 363||January 16, 2022 11:22 PM|
A few more pushes and I’ll have this thing out!
|by Anonymous||reply 364||January 16, 2022 11:27 PM|
R364 Do you need assistance? I cleaned off my kitchen table with disinfectant and I have forceps sterilizing in a pot on the stove right now
|by Anonymous||reply 365||January 17, 2022 12:15 AM|
I left my phone in the car and had to go out into the cold and snow to get it even though I was tucked in for the night. I took the shovel with me and shoveled the sidewalk. I did the neighbor's, too. I'm sure I'll have to do it again tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||January 17, 2022 12:20 AM|
R366 - that would totally whelm me.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||January 17, 2022 12:54 AM|
Robby Benson doesn't have to shovel snow, because he lives in LA.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||January 17, 2022 1:27 AM|
R368- This guy is a Spanish version of Robby Benson. He's cute and looks good naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||January 17, 2022 1:32 AM|
I had an appointment for lab work this morning. They took blood, but no urine. Saved up my pee for nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||January 17, 2022 1:58 PM|
Oh, I am sure you could find someone on the DL to buy it r370.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||January 17, 2022 4:02 PM|
For the first time in eons, I bought milk today as my mother recently gave me a box of cereal.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||January 17, 2022 5:04 PM|
I hate the commitment needed to purchase milk since I don't use it every day.
Next time, I'll try cereal. It's not something I think of when shopping.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||January 17, 2022 6:47 PM|
I'm not a big cold cereal eater but I do like hot cereal in the winter.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||January 17, 2022 6:51 PM|
R374- Then you would like me because for breakfast I had a nice bowl of Organic Sprouted Oatmeal with chia seeds, hemp seeds and ground flaxseeds.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||January 17, 2022 6:58 PM|
I dislike snake jewelry.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||January 17, 2022 10:05 PM|
I slipped the last of my cherry tomatoes into my chili bean soup and it worked.
Also, somebody named Cena is on twitter dancing in his underwear and I have to look him up -definitely a wrestler. Handsome and ugly at the same time - great thighs.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||January 18, 2022 1:19 AM|
For those who, like me, rarely use milk, try buying the small bottle from your local corner store, like 7-11 or Krauszer's or a bodega. I think it's a 16 oz. bottle. I still wind up throwing some out since I eat cold cereal about once a month or so but at least it's not a quart of milk. Before you mention using it in coffee, I prefer half and half or light cream and rarely if ever make mashed potatoes.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||January 18, 2022 2:11 PM|
I used whole milk today in coffee, coming away thinking powder might be slightly better if no half and half available.
|by Anonymous||reply 379||January 18, 2022 9:29 PM|
My 2017 Toyota Camry LE has 8,500 miles - is that VERY low mileage or EXTREMELY low mileage?
|by Anonymous||reply 380||January 18, 2022 11:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 381||January 18, 2022 11:27 PM|
I can beat that. My 20 yr old car has 12,000 km only.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||January 19, 2022 11:44 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 383||January 19, 2022 11:53 AM|
R382- What kind of car is it?
|by Anonymous||reply 384||January 19, 2022 11:54 AM|
An old one r384.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||January 19, 2022 12:02 PM|
R385- You bought it brand new?
|by Anonymous||reply 386||January 19, 2022 12:04 PM|
My mother just gave her ten year old Suburu to my cousin with (roughly) 8K on it; she used it for six months a year to run local errands.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||January 19, 2022 3:01 PM|
R382 here. I bought it new. An Olds Alero.
|by Anonymous||reply 388||January 20, 2022 12:37 AM|
And its 112,000 km not 12,000 km. Sorry to whelm (or falsely underwhelm).
|by Anonymous||reply 389||January 20, 2022 12:59 AM|
The UK's Twitter trends don't seem to be updating on my phone or my laptop . I was surprised that Meat Loaf wasn't trending, and then I saw that all the top trends are about last night's TV (this is the general list of UK Twitter trends, not trends that are tailored to me). It's mid-afternoon now and they haven't changed all day, although my timeline shows new tweets.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||January 21, 2022 1:59 PM|
I was ten seconds shy of my best ever time for the Sunday crossword because of a typo. Grrr.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||January 23, 2022 7:25 PM|
I didn't wash my car again.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||January 23, 2022 8:42 PM|
I weigh myself every day but I only write down my weight once a week, on Sundays.
|by Anonymous||reply 393||January 23, 2022 8:59 PM|
So far r391 is winning for the most underwhelming post on this thread.
The "Grrr" really made it.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||January 23, 2022 9:19 PM|
You’re too kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 395||January 23, 2022 9:21 PM|
In keeping with the spirit of the topic, I prefer to think of myself as barely kind enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||January 23, 2022 9:33 PM|
I have no idea how to play Wordle.
|by Anonymous||reply 397||January 24, 2022 4:53 AM|
I had to throw out some Tater Tots right now. I feel kind of bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||January 24, 2022 3:15 PM|
I shall listen to an audiobook as I iron some badly wrinkled ties (after watching You Tube videos on the subject).
|by Anonymous||reply 399||January 25, 2022 6:13 PM|
Youtubes on audiobooks or ironing ties?
|by Anonymous||reply 400||January 25, 2022 6:39 PM|
I'm contemplating going for a short walk after my 3 pm phone call. I have gone out for a walk yet this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 401||January 25, 2022 6:41 PM|
It’s too damn cold to walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||January 25, 2022 6:42 PM|
It's currently 36 in my area of NJ. I bought a cute hat, neck scarf (called a snood) and mittens. My winter coat has a zip in-zip out lining. I should be fine. I don't plan to be out there more than 45 minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||January 25, 2022 6:46 PM|
I managed to get in a 30 minute walk this afternoon. I haven't been outside for a walk since Dec 14th of last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||January 25, 2022 8:47 PM|
Videos on getting wrinkles out of ties, R400.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||January 25, 2022 10:25 PM|
My little dog loves to fart. It’s gross but I told him I love him anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||January 25, 2022 11:34 PM|
How are your ties r405 and r399? I am keenly interested while lounging on my couch...underwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||January 26, 2022 4:07 AM|
Not bad, 407, but I have to re-do some because I didn't steam them first.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||January 26, 2022 2:15 PM|
I’m stuck here at the auto mechanics
|by Anonymous||reply 409||January 26, 2022 3:23 PM|
I bought my grandma her very first smartphone with a nice data plan as she wants to be online. She’s had the phone for about 7 days then called me with a whole shitload of basic internet navigation questions. I told her I would stop by after work and help her out. Well, I was in for quite a shock. While I was holding her phone I thumbed through the browser tabs on her phone and found pics of men sucking cock and a video of a woman with 2 cocks in her asshole. I closed the tabs and then told her that I could no longer help her. Then I went home and cried.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||January 26, 2022 3:39 PM|
We don’t go for liars around here.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||January 26, 2022 4:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 412||January 26, 2022 4:14 PM|
Just got back from PetCo. I bought Cos a new litter box and some litter. They had some really nice cat towers but they were really expensive.
I bought Cos a multi-level cat tower for Xmas. Unfortunately, he like his Mom, have some weight issues. He can't lay comfortably on the shelves because they are so small. I may take that one down, donate it, and buy him something more comfortable. I'm due a merit increase and a couple bonuses this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||January 26, 2022 5:47 PM|
Bonus will be well spent Cosmo!
|by Anonymous||reply 414||January 26, 2022 6:08 PM|
[quote]We don’t go for liars around here.
Or for boooze and dope, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||January 26, 2022 6:11 PM|
Actually, booze and dope are just fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||January 26, 2022 6:26 PM|
Entering the supermarket today, I received an enthusiastic greeting of "Hi, neighbor!" from a fellow exiting. Unfortunately, I had no idea who he might've been?
|by Anonymous||reply 417||January 26, 2022 6:55 PM|
Possibly a neighbor r417?
|by Anonymous||reply 418||January 26, 2022 7:19 PM|
Obviously yes, but not one who meant anything to me despite his enthusiasm as though we connect regularly.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||January 26, 2022 7:26 PM|
This sounds intriguing, R419, in an underwhelming sort of way. Do keep us posted about any further developments.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||January 26, 2022 7:56 PM|
I’m so fuckin’ tired.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||January 26, 2022 7:57 PM|
I get it r421. I’m so tired I feel it my bones…and 12 hours sleep isn’t enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||January 26, 2022 9:12 PM|
I’m gonna visit my local Merle Norman cosmetic studio tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 423||January 26, 2022 10:30 PM|
I just spent, in total, an hour, trying to find out where my SmileDirectClub aligners are. I had my impressions done on 12/29 and provided the clearance letter from my general dentist. I just found out that my file still says they are waiting for the clearance. I just cancelled my order. I'll spend more money and go to a dentist in my area for InvisAlign.
Oh, and their commercial is a real song. I heard it about a dozen times and am now homicidal.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||January 28, 2022 5:12 PM|
Cosmo, unfortunately I find absolutely NOTHING in r424 remotely underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||January 28, 2022 5:17 PM|
i know and I apologize, R425, but I just needed to vent.
I just got off the phone with SDC and they have updated my file. I'm expecting a confirmation call tomorrow about the aligners.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||January 28, 2022 5:36 PM|
My bread was kind of dry because I didn’t notice the plastic bag had a hole, so my toast was too crisp. I ate it anyway, and a shard stuck into the roof of my mouth, and now it’s been painful for three days!
|by Anonymous||reply 427||January 28, 2022 6:11 PM|
I bought a bottle of green grape soju today, which I hope will not be too sweet; am second-guessing myself on whether grapefruit might have been a better choice?
|by Anonymous||reply 428||January 28, 2022 6:23 PM|
I just got home from Merle Norman. I bought some translucent face powder.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||January 28, 2022 7:26 PM|
I feel like I should go out before the storm. I don’t really need anything. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||January 28, 2022 7:46 PM|
Get something tasty you don't need that you can enjoy while you're stuck inside during the storm, R430.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||January 28, 2022 7:59 PM|
I’m trying to avoid carbs. What else is tasty?
|by Anonymous||reply 432||January 28, 2022 8:08 PM|
[quote]I’m trying to avoid carbs. What else is tasty?
Nothing else is tasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 433||January 28, 2022 8:09 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 434||January 28, 2022 8:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 435||January 28, 2022 8:29 PM|
Lornadoone cookies by Nabisco
|by Anonymous||reply 436||January 28, 2022 8:41 PM|
So it looks like I’m not drinking enough water. I looked it up and I should be drinking 3 liters a day. Are they fucking kidding? That’s 9 La Croix cans a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||January 28, 2022 9:05 PM|
R432 diet oceanspray cranberry is very good! I put abt 1/2 c in my blender bottle with tons of ice and cold water. It is sweet and refreshing without carbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||January 29, 2022 4:42 AM|
I remember when I was fapping at speeds that felt like I was drunk
|by Anonymous||reply 439||January 29, 2022 3:46 PM|
My whole house stinks thanks to the nasty food I had for lunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||January 29, 2022 6:32 PM|
What was it?
|by Anonymous||reply 441||January 29, 2022 7:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 442||January 29, 2022 7:03 PM|
This is my car - 2017 Toyota Camry LE
JEALOUS BITCHES ?!
|by Anonymous||reply 443||January 30, 2022 3:43 AM|
It's a nice model, R443, but is it white? If so, that detracts a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 444||January 30, 2022 12:21 PM|
R444- No. My car has is a lovely dark blue. I couldn't find a photo of my color Camry on the internet so I posted this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||January 30, 2022 2:04 PM|
has - does not belong in that sentence, sorry
|by Anonymous||reply 446||January 30, 2022 2:05 PM|
I just edited a wikipedia page. Let's see what they do with that...usually gives them pause to consider content. Let's see...
|by Anonymous||reply 447||January 30, 2022 11:29 PM|
Found my flask! Carry on...
|by Anonymous||reply 448||January 30, 2022 11:31 PM|
I saw my grandmother’s best friend in a dream recently. It’s literally haunted me every night since, even though I don’t believe in such silliness.
|by Anonymous||reply 449||January 31, 2022 5:19 AM|
I rather like haunting dreams R 449. Hope your grandmother's bff had some advice for you!
|by Anonymous||reply 450||January 31, 2022 11:42 AM|
No advice r450. She was just glad to see me.
|by Anonymous||reply 451||January 31, 2022 5:18 PM|
Ryan Higgens looks like a comic book store owner who gives away banned copies of Maus and that means there is order in the universe.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||February 1, 2022 4:59 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 453||February 1, 2022 5:06 PM|
Type or fap r453.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||February 1, 2022 5:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 455||February 1, 2022 7:16 PM|
I'm undecided as to what to have for dinner tonight. Maybe a raspberry jam tart. I am so-ooooo worth it, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||February 1, 2022 9:56 PM|
I’m drinking pomegranate Crystal Light soft drink mix
|by Anonymous||reply 457||February 1, 2022 10:31 PM|
Right now I'm finishing a bowl of Split Pea Soup ( Vegan) that I made on Sunday. It's very tasty and soothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||February 2, 2022 12:29 AM|
Sounds wonderful r458.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||February 2, 2022 7:27 AM|
R459- I found the recipe on the internet. Some of my best recipes are ones I found on the internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||February 2, 2022 11:43 AM|
I’m not generally frugal, but I’m obsessed with getting the last bit of product out of tube packaging.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||February 2, 2022 5:08 PM|
I ate some sugar-free ice cream yesterday and somehow is giving me the trots today. I’ve shit probably 15 times since 6:30 am.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||February 2, 2022 5:24 PM|
I just had Jon plow my driveway.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||February 2, 2022 5:27 PM|
I hope Jon used protection!
|by Anonymous||reply 464||February 2, 2022 5:28 PM|
R462 they substitute Sorbitol for sugar. Sorbitol gives me the runs as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||February 2, 2022 5:49 PM|
Thx r465 I’m off to the toilet again.
|by Anonymous||reply 466||February 2, 2022 8:44 PM|
I am a bit whelmed by the Sorbitol ice cream event, I'm afraid. 😥
|by Anonymous||reply 467||February 2, 2022 9:33 PM|
Did you know the letter O is nasty. Women and their nasty pussies are an O and the anal o-ring is an O.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||February 2, 2022 11:39 PM|
The other night my cat Nancy was agitating to be fed. Her food was already in the bowl upstairs in the kitchen. I tried to lead her to it, but she would only climb up the stairs half-way, then wait for the sound of the meal prep before climbing the rest, as if to say “I’m not climbing all those stairs unless I know the food will be there.” That was the last straw. She’s now on a diet and is not happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 469||February 3, 2022 11:01 PM|
[quote]The other night my cat Nancy was agitating to be fed.
What a sweet name for a cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||February 3, 2022 11:04 PM|
I recommend Planet Oat Unsweetened Vanilla Oat Milk if you're trying to avoid sweets but want a little treat.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||February 4, 2022 1:11 AM|
R471- I buy Trader Joe's Unsweetened Oat Milk- much cheaper than Planet Oat but tastes good.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||February 4, 2022 5:23 AM|
Unsweetened oat milk is a treat?
I’m glad I don’t live at your house.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||February 4, 2022 5:52 AM|
[quote] Unsweetened oat milk is a treat?
I understand this question. I was eating cookies, cakes, candy, chocolates, frozen custard, fully loaded colas, and all other forms of granulated sugar known to humankind. Then, of course, between Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve, I waited for my next dose of sugar like a bear standing and staring into a river to catch salmon, gorging on them, and then laying on the bank of the river like 300 lb bag of powdered cement.
So, yes, now that I've put the brakes on since 1/1/2022, unsweetened vanilla out milk tastes like a treat.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||February 4, 2022 11:17 AM|
My silver is tarnished.
|by Anonymous||reply 475||February 5, 2022 6:15 AM|
r475 and now, so is your reputation! 😉😉
|by Anonymous||reply 476||February 5, 2022 12:59 PM|
I'm eating my breakfast now ( which I earned because I just got back from taking my 4 mile walk in 21 degrees. My breakfast is puffed Kamut in Oat milk- yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 477||February 5, 2022 3:44 PM|
My Mom brought me a silver cup from Mexico. It’s always tarnished. Who can be bothered?
|by Anonymous||reply 478||February 5, 2022 3:48 PM|
[quote] My breakfast is puffed Kamut in Oat milk- yum.
Well, aren’t you special?
|by Anonymous||reply 479||February 5, 2022 3:49 PM|
I just griddled a pound of hot sausage that I cut into biscuit-sized rounds.
I will use the cooked sausage for a fast sausage biscuit + jelly as I run to work next week.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||February 5, 2022 4:33 PM|
I have cod, but no prunes. Or chili bean soup over rice.
My treats are Fuji apples with peanut butter only because I devoured a half pound of fruit snacks in one sitting four days ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||February 5, 2022 4:53 PM|
I hope your crotch rots shut.
|by Anonymous||reply 482||February 5, 2022 4:55 PM|
Moderator, please eject r482 from this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 483||February 5, 2022 5:22 PM|
My cat was stretched out on my chest, and it was so sweet until she started grooming herself. No thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||February 5, 2022 6:05 PM|
DL people- I don't know if I'm going to underwhelm you now or overwhelm you.
The last week or so I've had a live stream of deer at a trough feeding in Brownville Maine.
I leave it on all day. The other night I heard noises in the house. Is there an intruder or some creature in the house- it scared the hell out of me- then I realized it was the sounds of the deer munching on oats and acorn from the live stream on my computer in the den.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||February 5, 2022 6:29 PM|
I have purchased two phone chargers, which should arrive tomorrow. In the meanwhile I shall continue reading my mystery nivel, published in 1930 by a gay writer, featuring a rather bitchy protagonist.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||February 5, 2022 7:04 PM|
I love a good nivel.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||February 5, 2022 7:20 PM|
R487 who doesn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 488||February 5, 2022 7:34 PM|
I have only had one lover since I was 12 yrs old. So I don’t care how hot you get me i wouldn’t do him cold.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||February 5, 2022 8:08 PM|
Got another email from Michaels promoting me to review an item... which I later returned unopened for a full refund.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||February 6, 2022 1:43 PM|
Think of this as an opportunity r490!
|by Anonymous||reply 491||February 6, 2022 1:44 PM|
after almost 2 years of my grocery being out of my favorite tv dinner they finally have it in stock
Unfortunately it's not as good as it was before. It's tasteless
|by Anonymous||reply 492||February 6, 2022 1:55 PM|
Speaking of frozen dinners, I keep meaning to try Stouffers chipped beef (SOS), but don't keep toast in the house. A friend of my mom's eats on a baked potato. Maybe I should buy a single roll as a "base"?
|by Anonymous||reply 493||February 6, 2022 2:20 PM|
That's what I would do R493
|by Anonymous||reply 494||February 6, 2022 3:23 PM|
Toast doesn’t keep.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||February 6, 2022 3:28 PM|
I meant that I don't have bread around to make any toast. There is frozen pita, which I plan on using with a jar of red pepper paste (ajvar) sometime, but not the same thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||February 6, 2022 3:48 PM|
Do you like to eat shit??
|by Anonymous||reply 497||February 6, 2022 3:53 PM|
Does anyone here own the game Bananagrams, or at least play it?
|by Anonymous||reply 498||February 6, 2022 8:26 PM|
I ran into 2 friends at the gas station. It was such a happy coincidence on a beautiful sunny day. The car washes were lined up 4 deep.
|by Anonymous||reply 499||February 6, 2022 8:38 PM|
[quote]Does anyone here own the game Bananagrams, or at least play it?
Why? You looking for a way to cheat?
|by Anonymous||reply 500||February 6, 2022 8:40 PM|
No, I was concerned about its fun-ness.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||February 6, 2022 9:44 PM|
June’s Journey anyone? It’s a female oriented game that appeals to middle aged gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 502||February 6, 2022 10:01 PM|
Well, I've given up on getting my aligners from Smile Direct Club. I had my final impressions done, pictures taken, and dental release supplied on 12/29.
I was told I should have my aligners in 2-3 weeks. I called at least once a week since mid-January. They continued to tell me they were waiting on the 3 items I mentioned. I told them they already HAVE all of that and have for weeks. I cancelled at the end of January but then received a call from the Dental Team. They asked for 72 hours and they'd call me back. Surprise, surprise, no call back but my account was updated. I finally pulled the plug on Saturday. I will try Candidco or, even though they are more expensive, Invisalign. At least Candidco and Invisalign have local orthodontists I can see if I need to. Doing the impressions and taking the pictures yourself is tricky.
|by Anonymous||reply 503||February 7, 2022 4:28 PM|
I just watched a Triumph documentary on Crave.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||February 8, 2022 4:36 AM|
Hard to imagine an alternative universe in which that would be underwhelming r504.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||February 8, 2022 7:39 AM|
Hello, this is Carlton…your doorman. You’ll be underwhelmed to know a “Rhoda” marathon is scheduled for February 19th & 20th on Decades-TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||February 8, 2022 9:22 AM|
I'm so frigging cold. Can't wait for spring. Feels as though this winter is really dragging.
|by Anonymous||reply 507||February 8, 2022 4:49 PM|
I have purchased a bottle of chocolate-peppermint liqueur, which I am existing to taste like 750 ml of melted Andes (After Eight) candy.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||February 8, 2022 5:39 PM|
I tried Wordle for the first time today. I guessed the word correctly in only four tries and received a rating of "splendid." Beginner's luck, maybe.
|by Anonymous||reply 509||February 8, 2022 8:43 PM|
Face it r509: You ARE splendid.
|by Anonymous||reply 510||February 8, 2022 9:28 PM|
I thought my cat came to my room because she loves me, but I see it’s feeding time.
|by Anonymous||reply 511||February 8, 2022 10:00 PM|
She loves you as much as food itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 512||February 8, 2022 10:51 PM|
Why thank you, R510.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||February 8, 2022 11:35 PM|
I have begun to consider adopting a new cat, my last cat having passed away last month. But I haven't done anything about it yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||February 9, 2022 1:58 AM|
I just found out I’m a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||February 9, 2022 2:02 AM|
Well, r515, sometimes being a bitch is all we have to hold onto.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||February 9, 2022 2:05 AM|
I just found out I have dia.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||February 9, 2022 2:08 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 518||February 9, 2022 2:08 AM|
I have more problems than a math book
|by Anonymous||reply 519||February 9, 2022 2:09 AM|
R514 Would you like to adopt a Kittenzilla? He is a compact 20 lbs and never climbs on top of the cupboards. Big snuggler.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||February 9, 2022 6:26 AM|
I am drinking water.
|by Anonymous||reply 521||February 10, 2022 12:24 AM|
My last uncle died last September, we just found out today. I didn't know him.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||February 10, 2022 1:06 AM|
So sorry r522 even though you didn't know him. Still your last uncle.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||February 10, 2022 1:12 AM|
[quote]I tried Wordle for the first time today. I guessed the word correctly in only four tries and received a rating of "splendid." Beginner's luck, maybe.
R509, back again. I played my second game of Wordle today and guessed the word correctly on my third try, earning me a rating of "impressive." I actually prefer "splendid," which I got when I guessed correctly on my fourth try. Anyway, I think I should quit while I'm ahead. No way would I ever guess after just two tries.
Wordle 235 3/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
|by Anonymous||reply 524||February 10, 2022 1:47 AM|
^^ Oops, forgot the spacing. ^^
Wordle 235 3/6
|by Anonymous||reply 525||February 10, 2022 1:53 AM|
I just dropped all my bills off at the post office. They take from that mail box at 8am. Which is good.
I received my mortgage bill about three days ago and the bill was due on February 1!
The mail is so FUCKIN slow these days. I think it's those SHITTY Republicans who want to privatize our mail system so they are systematically starving it.
|by Anonymous||reply 526||February 10, 2022 3:51 AM|
[quote]I am drinking water.
I am a Grecian urn.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||February 10, 2022 7:30 AM|
[quote]I am a Grecian urn.
I am Tondelayo.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||February 10, 2022 7:48 AM|
[quote] I am a Grecian urn.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||February 10, 2022 8:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 530||February 10, 2022 4:25 PM|
[quote] The mail is so FUCKIN slow these days. I think it's those SHITTY Republicans who want to privatize our mail system so they are systematically starving it.
Could be a lot of reasons for the mail to be slow.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||February 10, 2022 4:45 PM|
Not a what. A woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||February 10, 2022 5:06 PM|
The pace of filling this thread to 600 is delightfully underwhelming. It makes me feel quite relaxed. Thank you underwhelmers! Although I am wondering about the underwhelms of London...where for art thou London, darling?
|by Anonymous||reply 533||February 12, 2022 5:54 AM|
lord knows we ain't got money. I'm so in love with your pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||February 12, 2022 11:55 AM|
My life is so boring that a while ago I actually washed the dryer lint screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 535||February 12, 2022 6:48 PM|
I cleaned the underside of my bathtub mat.
|by Anonymous||reply 536||February 12, 2022 6:52 PM|
Hey r535 and r536: Can you come over?
|by Anonymous||reply 537||February 12, 2022 6:55 PM|
I don't even know which teams are playing in today's Super Bowl.
|by Anonymous||reply 538||February 13, 2022 10:21 AM|
I found out yesterday, by asking my mom, R538.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||February 13, 2022 11:25 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 540||February 13, 2022 11:45 AM|
Fools. There’s a cute quarterback playing.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||February 13, 2022 3:42 PM|
Yeah, and there's free porn on XHamster.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||February 13, 2022 4:12 PM|
So... I have put the leftover moo shoo pork in the refrigerator. I have no hoisin sauce in the house, nor shall I be buying any just for this. We'll see what I use instead in a couple of days...
|by Anonymous||reply 543||February 13, 2022 7:18 PM|
If you fart one more time I’m going home!
|by Anonymous||reply 544||February 13, 2022 11:36 PM|
I’m going to get started on my lasagna now.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||February 14, 2022 9:56 PM|
Tomorrow is February 15 I will flip my mattress and turn it around I've been doing this every six months for many years, maybe that's why this mattress which I bought in February 2004 is still in excellent condition.
|by Anonymous||reply 546||February 14, 2022 11:58 PM|
Good for you, R546. Most newer mattresses are now pillow-topped so they can't be flipped over. They can only be rotated head to toe.
I'm currently on a Zoom call and am bored out of my mind! I will miss my 11 am steps. I have a FitBit that reminds me to move every hour. It vibrates at 10 of to remind to get at least 250 steps per hour. My personal target is 500 steps per hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||February 15, 2022 3:27 PM|
[quote]It vibrates at 10
|by Anonymous||reply 548||February 15, 2022 3:28 PM|
R547- They were phasing two sided pillow topped mattresses out already in 2004. I guess this way the mattress doesn't last as long and you have to go out and buy a new one.
My mattress is an ordinary but good Sealy Posturpedic.
I remember the commercial for it - A woman sings- IT'S A SEALY POSTURPEDIC MORNING , YEAH!
I found a commercial. I didn't realize they had this slogan way back in 1979.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||February 15, 2022 4:49 PM|
R549, I had to replace my 20 year old mattress about 6 years ago. I am "roly-poly" as they used to say. As a single person, I sleep in the middle of the bed and the mattress was getting a valley in it so I bought a new mattress. It has the same problem because I watch TV before bed so I lay in the middle. I've been trying to sleep on one side of the other.
Update on the steps - I took myself off video and got my 11 am steps in. I'm on target right now and planning a 40 or so minute walk about 3:30 pm. I know it's cold outside but I haven't been out of the house since Sunday.
|by Anonymous||reply 550||February 15, 2022 6:03 PM|
R549- 20 years is a good run for mattress. It's a good run for ANY thing. Most cars don't last that long. Roly boly- I haven't heard that in AGES.
Ca. 1977 these two kids who lived in a house near our property were cutting across our lawn one day - male and female, my mother looked at them and said- Roly Boly He and Roly Poly She. It was kinda mean but funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 551||February 15, 2022 6:08 PM|
I have $52 in credit towards buying a $53 shirt at Saks Off 5th. Shall I pay the difference via cash or credit card?
|by Anonymous||reply 552||February 15, 2022 6:12 PM|
Fking Kittenzilla is a butter whore. Doomed to share baby cinnamon rolls with him forever. It's cute but also annoying...
|by Anonymous||reply 553||February 16, 2022 9:35 AM|
Today is Wednesday and it's time for me to take my 4.2 mile walk but I'm enthralled by the live stream of the deer eating oats and acorns in Brownville Maine.
|by Anonymous||reply 554||February 16, 2022 1:50 PM|
Get your lazy ass out there!
|by Anonymous||reply 555||February 16, 2022 2:20 PM|
I'm at work today and it's pretty quiet. I think there are 3 people here; at least in my half of the office. I don't hear any voices on the Sales side which is odd if there are any salespeople over there. My loud team members come in Tue and Thurs. I hate the every other day thing. Wed and Thurs are my days in the office.
I'm going to head out for a short (30-45 minute) walk so that I'm back in time for my 1 PM ET meeting. That will be my 2nd walk in 2 days. Trying to get back into the swing of things.
|by Anonymous||reply 556||February 16, 2022 3:29 PM|
R556- A 10 minute walk is short. A 45 minute walk is on the LONG side.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||February 16, 2022 3:31 PM|
I walk for an hour and ten mins 5 days a week.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||February 16, 2022 3:53 PM|
Well, I'm back. It was only a 33 minute walk. The office complex isn't that large and I didn't have enough time to lap it twice before my meeting. At least I did something. I spent the winter pretty much on my ass despite buying myself a TotalGym for Christmas in 2019.
|by Anonymous||reply 559||February 16, 2022 4:36 PM|
I'm going to have a nap. With a cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||February 19, 2022 7:13 PM|
I'm making chicken tagine for dinner. Publix does not sell loose regular carrots (only pricey organic), and a cheap bag of regular carrots is way more than I need; so, I bought a bag of baby carrots.
On the plus side, they finally had store brand liquid non-dairy creamer.
|by Anonymous||reply 561||February 19, 2022 7:20 PM|
My cat is sick. Poor baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||February 19, 2022 7:23 PM|
I just tested positive for being a cunt. But that's not gonna keep me from living my life!
|by Anonymous||reply 563||February 22, 2022 2:39 PM|
R563, was that one of those at-home tests or did you have to go to the pharmacy? My friends have been telling me to get one.
|by Anonymous||reply 564||February 23, 2022 12:28 AM|
My cat is wet-nosing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||February 23, 2022 5:40 PM|
[quote]My cat is wet-nosing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 566||February 23, 2022 6:12 PM|
I can't stop farting.
|by Anonymous||reply 567||February 24, 2022 6:11 PM|
Then you shouldn't have started.
|by Anonymous||reply 568||February 24, 2022 6:15 PM|
We have seen an extremely gentle snowfall all day in our little corner of the US. It's maximally soothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 569||February 24, 2022 9:43 PM|
R567 me too!
|by Anonymous||reply 570||February 25, 2022 12:37 AM|
Hung a picture but I don't like where it is. Now retreating to bed because I can't deal with the unnecessary mark on my newly painted walls.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||February 26, 2022 2:14 AM|
Making lemon posset for the firs time. 🤞
|by Anonymous||reply 572||February 26, 2022 4:09 AM|
Making my weekly chocolate cream pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||February 26, 2022 2:57 PM|
I might have some cake later today, but I'm trying to figure out if I really deserve it. Struggling.
|by Anonymous||reply 574||February 26, 2022 4:08 PM|
Have pie. Everyone deserves pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||February 26, 2022 5:03 PM|
I ran across Mummy at the supermarket. Seeing four jars of Hellman's mayonnaise in my cart (buy one, get one free), she asked if she might have one of them. I'll drop it off on my next visit.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||February 26, 2022 7:15 PM|
My step-sister brought in a big box of Dunkin Donuts and they were all plain! Who wants a plain glaze donut? Where's the chocolate?
|by Anonymous||reply 577||February 27, 2022 9:46 PM|
I would prefer a plain glazed doughnut over a chocolate one, R577. But that's just me.
|by Anonymous||reply 578||February 28, 2022 4:11 AM|
I love plain cake donuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||February 28, 2022 4:31 AM|
I don't particularly care for any donuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||February 28, 2022 7:23 AM|
A big box calls out for an assortment!
|by Anonymous||reply 581||February 28, 2022 1:07 PM|
How early in the morning does the intrepid baker rise to produce ^ donuts?
|by Anonymous||reply 582||February 28, 2022 9:29 PM|
So proud of my town:
[quote]In honor of Women's History Month, the Women of Bloomfield's Town Council, in collaboration with the MLK Season of Service Committee and the Department of Health and Human Services, are hosting the third annual Menstrual Hygiene Product Drive. Drop off tampons, pads, liners, menstrual cups, period panties, and intimate wipes at participating locations through the month of March
Next year—the Menstrual Hut!
|by Anonymous||reply 583||March 1, 2022 4:44 PM|
Today is Mardi Gras aka Fat Tuesday. I decided to allow myself to enjoy a Filet-o-Fish, medium fry, and chocolate shake for lunch.
I'm not religious but, for Lent, I'm giving up alcohol during the week; I will allow myself alcoholic drinks on Saturdays and Sundays only. I was going to give up candy but recently bought a large bag of Twizzlers. Unless I throw them out, I'll be tempted to eat some. Anyone else going to give up anything?
|by Anonymous||reply 584||March 1, 2022 5:32 PM|
A new thread awaits
|by Anonymous||reply 585||March 1, 2022 5:40 PM|
I certainly hope we're going to get the necessary 14 more posts to fill out this thread before turning to the new one. Having gone this far without finishing this thread would make me feel whelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 586||March 1, 2022 5:47 PM|
We FINISH our threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||March 1, 2022 5:57 PM|
You never know when a flurry of tedium will unexpectedly push us to 600, so it’s wise to be prepared to carry on.
|by Anonymous||reply 588||March 1, 2022 6:00 PM|
We could always just say Bajour! a bunch of times
|by Anonymous||reply 589||March 1, 2022 6:06 PM|
I’m going to see Elton tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 590||March 1, 2022 6:43 PM|
I bought my usual three cookies at Subway, but could only eat two.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||March 1, 2022 6:50 PM|
I had the first fly of the season in my office today.
|by Anonymous||reply 592||March 1, 2022 9:08 PM|
Was it delicious?
|by Anonymous||reply 593||March 1, 2022 9:10 PM|
[quote]I had the first fly of the season in my office today.
Are you sure it wasn't left over from last season?
|by Anonymous||reply 594||March 2, 2022 12:53 AM|
I had to tie my shoelace today on my left shoe. I've been slipping it on for over a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 595||March 2, 2022 1:13 AM|
Elton sounded amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 596||March 2, 2022 3:45 AM|
I thought I hit something in the Holland Tunnel, but my car looks fine. I’ll have to inspect it during the daytime.
|by Anonymous||reply 597||March 2, 2022 3:48 AM|
I hope it wasn't a little Dutch boy, R597.
|by Anonymous||reply 598||March 2, 2022 4:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 599||March 2, 2022 4:01 AM|
See you on the other side
|by Anonymous||reply 600||March 2, 2022 5:47 AM|