kevin sessums has been fired….again

Poor Sessie!

Is he doing a GoFundMe campaign again?

Fired from what? Dispensing crumbly buts of oil and cat fur cakes on the streets?

*crumbly bits

I suppose he thought traipsing thru London, eating pret “protein boxes”, leering at men, and getting fisted for TWO MONTHS was a good idea at the time. “Grazia” felt otherwise…I’m sure he took advantage of every “perk” his job had….I wonder if that’s why he got shitcanned from Vanity Fair, the STUPID MAGAZINE “429”, The Curran theater, and now “Grazie”….poor fools that “like” him actually suggested he get back to “Sessums Magazine”….(another grift, where he collected 20 bucks for a year of rehashed old content from vanity fair, with occasional pics he pinched off Facebook.). He seems to be adrift, once again…on a lighter note….a black cashmere turtleneck he treated himself to, *FINALLY* showed up in Hudson!! I smell another go fund me….. god, this queen has no shame.

When in town Seshie stays at the reasonably-priced Chelsea International Hostel. "The city that never sleeps....because of bed bugs".

A far cry from the tonier accomodations of his past, no doubt.

I'm sorry, but I don't even know who this person is.

Sad that he left those foster cats alone for two months.

I looked him up. He's a geezer from Mississippi. Nuff said.

R8. He acts like he really cares about the animals that “saved him”….he uses them as a pity ploy to rope in old queens, and str8 ladies who hang on every post….they send him cat toys, food, litter, beds…..lots of “Chewy” boxes mysteriously appear thanks to these animal lovers. Long story short, it’s another honey dipped hustle Sessie uses to rip off the generous public. The same people he’d mock when his life was “much different”. No wonder Tina Brown LOATHED HIM

Will Blanche resort to relying on the kindness of strangers,again? Media people- Why would he be unceremoniously dumped after returning from London? Is he really that insufferable?

Yeah, no explanation as to why he was abruptly terminated.

I can’t tell you how funny I find this. This old broken down valise is STILL trying to run the same old game. 1) get a cushy job with an expense account. 2) wine and dine yourself into a frenzy and getting as many “press tickets” as you can 3) get caught abusing said account. 4) get fired and whine on Facebook about it 5) drone on about your “loaves and fishes” lifestyle. Basically dry begging. FUCKING PATHETIC.

Shitcanned just before Christmas.

The funniest thing is, he’s back to his limp life in Hudson….nary a mention of GRAZIE, or his FEELINGS….it’s all cats, cakes, and cat hair cakes. Talk about delusional. Maybe he shares all this in “THIS FELLOWSHIP TO WHICH I BELONG”!!! 🙄🙄🙄 Fucking piece of shit

R13 I had to look up “dry begging” and found this super informative and humorous clip.

Sesshie got a lump of coal for Xmas.

Please, I want stories about his assholery.

He seems so insignificant but threads about him appear from time to time. Like a male Tig the comedian.

R18, there are plenty. Here's an entire thread for you to pore through.

Thanks for this thread, OP. If you didn't periodically start threads about what a failure Kevin Sessums is, I wouldn't think about him at all.

Now I can be reminded that no matter what is going on in my life, at least I'm not obsessed with some has been.

I didn’t realize he had gotten another job. I hope he gets it together

R21, for someone above it all, you sure seem to pay attention to what I post about Sessums. And if you're also so indifferent to him, why are you on this thread at all, you disingenuous cunt? If you truly don't care, then fuck off the thread, dearie.

And by the way, know-it-all and above-it-all R21, I actually DID NOT start this thread. Add "stupid" to the list of what you are.

I need to bake a cat hair cake. RIGHT. NOW.

On the London trip he had one significant event in that Sir Elton John was kind enough to invite him over for the day. That act of kindness upped my opinion of Elton immensely. I think Sessie can't carry this grift much further and that will be his last encounter with the grand and glorious. Treasure the memory girl!

This is pretty desperate. He's gonna need to get true religion to make it through.

Thank God he's bald. Saves him some money to spend on costly hair products.

Why doesn’t he just move to Death Valley, get a mobile home and just disappear?

His CA pal Mark Huestis shared Sesshie's post about meager attendance at the opera:

"Tonight at the Met. This is shocking. And he bought a $25 ticket."

What's shocking is that he [bold]paid[/bold] for a ticket.

Sesshie needs her culture fix!

Sesshie is rising (like a mighty southern Phoenix or iguana after the stylings of Tennessee) again! There’s a new grift - selling Facebook posts tarted up as “columns” for his faaaaans.

He’s got a substack blog and is on the hunt for subscribers. This is where he will post his “reviews” as a self-avowed culture vulture. Seems the press tickets might be drying up soon if he doesn’t at least pretend to publish.

Sesshie, get a job and stop being a grifting poseur.

Sessie is not giving away his content for free anymore! He’s informed his fans they need to subscribe to his substack to learn all about the grace of his (for sure abandoned) cats and his thoughts on culture. Please subscribe soon as he needs to fund another London trip later in the year.

Whatever happened to his last grift for subscribers “Sessums Magazine”?

Sessums Magazine. Ha ha ha!

Someone must have tipped us off… all the recent KS threads are gone. Miss Thing has thinner skin than Donald Trump does. HAHAHAHAHA

I don't know her.

I know! Let's do a podcast with Sesshie and Miss Dottley.

Two Famewhores In Between Sugar Daddies

We won’t stop. Onward!

I went to her Substack just now, and one of the recommended blogs in the auto-generated sidebar is one called “Sex Tips for Seniors.” Really!

Everything connects…to my outsized ego.

I liked both books. But that "Tell it on the mountain" one was better. Dirtier. Sleazier. Plus, he had some good Warhol/Interview stories for not being around Warhol for very long. If he wrote an honest account of how surprised he is now that the publishing world has been so quickly murdered, I'd read it.

We find Sesshie’s pusshy to be far too messhy for small-town Hudson.

She is heading to Provincetown tomorrow…

Perhaps everyone on Commercial Street should address him with “I need to get fucked; RIGHT NOW.” And then walk away.

T45 what is the backstory on this?

I meant R45

Now she’s crying in Ptown whilst humble-bragging. VOMIT.

The Jane Hotel will not honor Sesshie’s reservation. Lawdy!

Here we go again...

Oooh, now she’s recounting weepy takes of 9/11 and how Jann Wenner dissed him. Lawdy!

MATTEO IN A JOCKSTRAP RIDING A DILDO, if u please

Now she’s in pain cuz her tooth has an abscess. Maybe that’s karma for getting rid of the cats?! Everything connects.

She has an abscess because she tooted off to Europe a few times rather than attend to crucial dental issues, the stupid cunt.

Everything infects!

s e s s h i e

Poor Sesshie has openly admitted that her teeth are completely rotted from her days of being a methithippy thithy. She said she longs for days of 'high cotton' (as opposed to her current days of high cotton mouth), so she could get a whole new set of teeth.

Anyway she's off to 'Smalltown London' soon, to live for 4 months, then 2 months in Smalltown Paris (where does she get the money?). Ostensibly she is planning on writing the 'memoir' of some unnamed personality - Sally Kirkland? LOL

He must be selling his Medicaid-bought Suboxone to fund these trips.

DESPERATELY SEEKING SESSHIE!

She is one of the biggest grifters going that's how she's affording her 'culture fix' trips to Smalltown London and Smalltown Paris.

Remember she posted a few months back about some rent boy she brought home to her loft who then tried to blackmail her. Probably looking to set up a GoFundMe to pay the blackmail.

She really is the most pathetic.

Shesshy ish messhy.

What good is a grifting trip to Europe when her teeth are rotting out of her head?

When was this @R60?

Oh about 6-8 months ago. Said she was horny one night and done something she should have known better not to and then the guy tried to blackmail her. But of course Sesshie was like 'I'm just a poor writer' so the guy backed off.

Now she's selling her 'art' to raise funds for her 'pilgrimage' to Europe.

Pilgrimage? 🤣

Is she sober? This does not sound like sober behavior.

JUSTICE FOR FINN & MATTY!!!!!

Sesshie done rid himself of the cats, chillin’. Poppin’ pussies into pies.

I love how an old friend, who obviously had not been keeping track, showed up in small town planning to spend the night. Well, about 20 minutes of Sesshie's life story, told with the awful breathe that must accompany that abscess, and old, dear friend runs a quick errand and then calls from the corner drug store to say he'd forgotten he already had other accommodations...

How mortifying. And yet Sesshie posts the de rigueur pic (friend's grimace foreshadows all) and then tells the tale, clueless.

Probably saw the filthy mattress on the floor that he was expected to sleep on and thought 'fuck this'

To R67 she is so heartbroken. She wrote this. Oh Lawdy Lawd!

"My self-broken heart is full this morning. But as I said aloud last night when the tears came once more right before I turned out the lights, "Stop crying. This is not about me. This is about Finn and Matty." Again: thank you for your concern as well about them. I am seeing the guy who gave them a home this week because in my sorrow and sobs on Saturday I forgot to give Katrin their eating bowls with their names on them. He has sent me a photo and a text over the weekend. I am trying to keep both a connection and my distance. Yet again as I end each prayer: may it be about the balance and not the battle."

There are constipated people who are less full of shit.

[quote]Probably saw the filthy mattress on the floor that he was expected to sleep on and thought 'fuck this'

Or more likely, in talking with Sesshie, thought 'I am NOT fucking this.'

The cats can read?

I was so busy being self-indulgently absorbed with my own bellicose myopia that I forgot to hand over THE FUCKING FOOD BOWLS. 🤔

he has a decidedly messhy pusshy

BUMP

A bump is exactly what Kevin is looking for currently on her pilgrimage in Small-town London

Hey Muriel! You missed one!

The pusshy of Sesshie remains forever messhy!