Carolina Panther RB Christian McCaffrey is a DemiStud 🔥 🏈

Balding…shame.

DemiStud = ?

he shouldn't be allowed to wear a shirt.

He’s perfect

I wouldn't want to run into him.

Out for the season due to injury. Has not lived up to the hype for Carolina.

Injuries are a beast

So is his cock

[quote]DemiStud

You’re a fucking moron.

I'd pleasure his mussy.

He's hot but he's really balding fast. maybe he'll look hot bald too

Isn’t he a religious loon?

I bet his taint isn't balding.

DemiStud? Does he need demi more?

I dated a guy in college whose little brother was best friends with his kids and on the school football team with them.

He's now fucking Olivia Culpo, who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her.

Hot masc balding types often lose hair because their big cocks steal all the blood flow from their scalps.

R15 da fuck are you talking about? Christian McCaffrey has kids in college?

R18 they were in high school at the time. They're probably in college now.

R16, Tim Tebow was celibate.

R16 2 of the 3 guys you've mentioned are gay, which is why they've gone on to marry 2 other former international beauty queens and are still childless. So, I guess Christian is baldin' and beardin'

'roids cause balding too.

R19 again - who are you referring to? Christian McCaffrey is 25.

I was on an escalator behind his father back in the 90s. We were going up, and his ass was right at eye level. Ooh, what an ass the old man had! It took every bit of restraint that I could muster not to reach out and touch it.

R17 OMG is this true???

Sexy Af

[quote] I dated a guy in college whose little brother was best friends with his kids and on the school football team with them.

I’m guessing the guy you dated was in college. There’s no way you went to college with this sentence structure.

Demistud? Why not just say stud?

A real man

They always pronounce it 'fuh-baw'.

The dad was hotter than his sons.

Uh no he wasn’t

His "GF" Olivia Me Culpable will hit the big 3-0 on May 8th, and June 22nd will be their 3-year anniversary. If he still doesn't propose to her by then, it'll be blatantly obvious to me that he's gay and bearding, and from then on I'll just assume all of this woman's relationships are fake.

I mean, how much longer should I even give him the benefit of the doubt, really? And the "he's 4 years younger" excuse ain't gonna fly anymore either: he'll ALWAYS be, plus he knew that when he chose to get involved with her. By that logic, when should they get married? When she's in her 70s? He already got a lot of heat by his followers over not popping the question this year; now, can you imagine if he goes yet another year without doing it?

The old man had quite a body.

Flag and Anthem?

Seriously, he could hire a marketing firm to make him look like a bigger Chad.

We're starting a new clothing line: PatRiot*

Total stud

I need to see him naked

King

R31, Hey, it happens.

Ed was a religious loon. Assuming the son is too but at least he went to Stanford so maybe he got into some bi experimentation with those evil liberal boys up there.

R41, stop the weird delusions

Danny Amendola said the sex with Olivia Culpo was incredible.

[quote] Ed was a religious loon.

No way!

I mean I’m shocked, what with a son he named Christian and all.

He's even gayer than Jimmy G.

He’s not

R45 is there any truth to this? Why does DL keep saying it?

Because people make up stupid wild lies here without any conscience

R47 Not really any proof. Just that he doesn't want his dating life public. everything else is just speculation

I have posted this before, but I know the family well. I used to work with their charitable foundation and my nephew played high school football with the youngest son, Luke. Ed coached my nephew and Luke at the time. Christian worked with the boys and attended several games, so I have met him on multiple occasions. Christian is definitely not gay. I have seen him all over multiple young women over the years, and he seems a little uncomfortable around me. Maybe a little homophobic, which is kind of the norm at the high school he attended. I think that his dad, Ed, was actually much better looking than Christian in his prime. Ed now has some form of Tourette’s and is really twitchy most of the time. He is not a devout Christian…they may try to act like they are publicly but it’s fake AF. The private school that he coached at actually fired him because he wasn’t Christian enough. Lots of drinking and swearing amongst the coaches, and Ed punched a kid in the face once during an argument. All of his sons have bad tempers too. He would often yell at the youngest son and put him down in front of the other players…I would not want to be his kid. The wife, Lisa, is lovely. Very smart and down to earth. I wouldn’t want to get on her bad side though.

R49 that would be hot if he liked the mens. I love the gays that want him with gay Carl. They like porn boyfriends.

Paid PR squad alert @ r50 !

Why don't we know who Jimmy G is fucking?

R26 who takes fashion advice from a football player

While I would love to jerk off to Jimmy G pile driving Carl Nassib I think that DL gays are right, A lot of butch guys like these little fem twinks, Its gross to me but whatever floats your dick.

[quote]He's now fucking Olivia Culpo, who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her.

So he's gay then?

He"s really into his body. Thats at least bi in the modern world

R56 Exactly. And it will be even more obvious when he DOESN'T propose to her this year either, after THREE years of dating

LOOOOOOL @ r50 "All over multiple women" LOOOOOOL "A little homophobic" XD Puhleaaaase, he doesn't strike me as homophobic at all, actually comes across as a very good, mature and level-headed kid. You're making shit up!

R49 He doesn't want his dating life public, yet he dates a former Miss USA and Universe with over 4 million Instagram followers???!!! One who makes everyone around her stop dead in their tracks to take her pictures every 5 seconds???!!! You're DELUSIONAL!!!

Only 5% of society is gay . I see no ping

Hello???⬆️

R61 More like 10. And, if you throw in bisexuals, 20

Most are not out then r63

R63, don’t be delusional

R65 You're the delusional one! Get it through your head most women don't put out (or at least not soon enough) abd most men are sex-starved

R66, stop

R60 I was talking about Jimmy. He's the one who doesn't want his dating life public. Christian has a convenient long distance relationship however

Stone fags. The whole bunch. Daddy, too.

So?

R68 Long-distance? I thought they lived in the same castle! You're gonna have to tell me mooooore

R70 She's given advice for long distance relationships and this link says she's in one with Christian

Beautiful

His girlfriend is stunning

R61 But they do share a castle on the outskirts of Charlotte. Anyways, she's hitting the big 3-0 on May 8th, and they will have already been dating for 3 years by then. No ring yet = he gaaaaay! He already got a lot of backlash from both their followers for not doing it in 2021

Y’all are horrible, jealous people

R16, Tim Tebow inside her? You have things back to front, gurl.

R59, I linked the high school that he attended (and his dad coached at). You underestimate the homophobia that is rampant in the Denver south suburbs. The school made national news last year for firing a volleyball coach for being gay. I don’t think he is comfortable around gay people.

R67 Well, too bad, cause he happens to be one! PS: Did he grow up in Fort Collins?

Yes he’s very hawt

[quote] DemiStud? Does he need demi more?

No idea but I wouldn’t mind his Demi-glacé all over my face.

R78, they have lived in the same house in Castle Rock for ages…at least 20 years.

R78, is overdosing on magical thinking

R77 And how do you even know he's homophobic? Have you witnessed it? Has he been rude to you for no reason? He's prolly fucking some dude as we speak, taking advantage of his "long-distance straight relationship"

This year will be an acid test for Christian: Olivia Mea Culpable will hit the big 3-0 on May 8th and June 22nd will be their 3-year anniversary. If he STILL doesn't propose to her by then (which I have a hunch he will not), then we'll know for sure he's gay and bearding with her like Jonas and Tebow before him! Can ya feel the pressure on your neck yet, Chris?

King

More!

So, which one of these scenarios do you see panning out? A- He'll propose to Olivia on her 30th on May 8th B - He'll propose to Olivia on their 3-year anniversary on June 22nd C - He won't propose to Olivia, but they won't break up D - He won't propose to Olivia and they will break up Can he really afford to go another year without popping the question? Since she's already bearded for 2 closet cases such as Nick Jonas and Tim Tebow, won't people assume he's a closet case, too? Besides, if he proposes to her this year, they won't have to get married until the next, when they're 31 and 27. Doable, right?

R87 is unhinged. Let's all block his azz!

Indeed

Let's see if he proposes for V Day. Guess not

According to previous NFL bf Danny Amendola, the sex with Culpo was "fucking crazy".

R91 Well, what else was he gonna say?

He could definitely pull off the bald look. In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't shaved it all off already.

R92, The rest of his leaked post-breakup social media rant was not complimentary.

It was V Day yesterday, and he posted an OLD pic of them referring to her as his "best friend" in the caption (one of his followers even mocked him over it, as in "We already knew you were nothing but besties"). The bearding couldn't be any more obvious. Just wondering why she's agreed to meet his mom tho

R95: you are delusional

r96 How so? Just stating cold hard facts here

A DemiStud?

So only half a stud? Basically he's like half a man, then.

Cool story, OP.

Buff

100

Would anyone her like to demi-toss with him in bed?

If Christian doesn't propose to Olivia before May 8th, 2022 at 11:59 P.M. EST, he is clearly a flaming homosexual!

R102 I was gonna post the same (which I already have anyway). You're read my mind

I don't think he'll ever be out if he is. He seems really religious. He posted bible stuff in his stories today

He’s not gay. Duh

Sizemeat?

R104 You've taken the words right out of my fingertips: can't believe he quoted the Scriptures in his stories today. Parents are fundies, he's a fundie, name is Christian. He's never gonna come out, which is why he needs Culpable as his permanent beard. I'm starting to believe he's even a homophobe (which another user suggested in another thread) with how religious he is

R107 *replying to myself* Actually, it was this very thread and user was r50

R107, give it up man 🙄

R109 Hi, Kintin. Ya know I wanna ya

He and Tim Tebow have a lot in common: both are footballers; both are fundies quoting the Bible on social media; both are dating a former Miss Universe (and we all know them beauty queens make the perfect beards), who is conveniently still childless; both are very obviously gay

R111 Are you only adamant about this one or do you think there are other current gay players besides Aaron?

I would have to at least know they exist to be able to answer your question. What I'm positive about is that there are A LOT of non-straight players still hiding in the closet who probably jerk off to their teammates when they go back home after showering next to them

Just because we know there are nonstraight football players has nothing to do with McCaffrey. There is no evidence he is. Further, r113 perpetuates the archaic, damaging slander that gay football players will lust over their teammates. Be better.

His first name is the only Christian thing about him.

R114 Die in a grease fire. I live on Earth

He has ZERO pics with his beard, except on V Day and May 8th. He's just using an influencer to land gigs: nothing more than a business deal

Boy, do I get a ton of WWs to my posts!

It's almost a given at this point: whenever a former beauty queen begins a new relationship, her BF is gay. Their "romance" has been going on for 3 years now and is still going absolutely nowhere. Olivia is thirsty, would do anything for attention, including bearding, while he was obviously looking to get into modeling/becoming a brand ambassador for gym tings exploiting an influencer in the process

What does Olivia Culpo do anyway?

R120 Instahoe. Apparently earning million of dollars doing it

This thread is so OVAH!

No it’s not

Still no ring on her finger and it's almost May

Dying thread. Dead, dead, dead!

Quoting the Bible in his stories again LMFAO And who's this Luca Padua dude who's constantly mentioned on his feed?

Quoting the Bible is normal

[quote] who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her

One of these things is not like the others.

Maybe two of these things.

Closet case. His gf’s a beard

R127 Ehm... Hell, no! Let alone at 25 and on IG and on a daily basis! Normal for a fanatic, maybe, which he is

R128 Two: Nick and Tim, who have coincidentally gone on to marry 2 other former international beauty queens

R130, not really. A huge percentage of Americans have Bible quotes on their social media. In fact, Bible quotes are often on peoples’ profiles. In the NFL, athletes openly and frequently quote the Bible, including on social media. Football has a very strong evangelical presence

And in the South, and rural America, young people quote and cite the Bible all the time. Most schools have Bible clubs that are very popular

Is it bad that I think less of people who put Bible quotes in their bios?

R134 Nope, because so do I

R132 How come football has a strong evangelical presence? That'd be interesting to find out

Apparently, he took her on a surprise post-V Day trip to Jackson Hole, where she was expecting a ring that never came (which she was apparently bummed about). And where a third person was conveniently standing in the tundra to take their pictures posting and kissing for The Gram. How convenient!

He’s so cool

It's almost April, 3 years into the relationship and he seems to have no intention of marrying her whatsoever. Never even posts any pics with her at all. So gay

Shut up

R140 YOU shut up, you retard

This guy's mom is ALL. OVER. HIS. FEED! She's never met a pic of his she hasn't commented on! Talk about a helicopter mom! No wonder he feels pressure to stay closeted

He looks like a grown child, so uninterested in marrying her (which he has yet to do). She should've gone (or bearded?) for an older dude, at least older than her

May 8th is right around the corner. Let's see if he pops the question to conceal the bearding

He gets A LOT of compliments on his looks and outfits from other dudes on IG, even other pro athletes... I'm sure more than one of them would if given the chance. Anyway, May 8th is only 1 week away, we shall see if he pops the question or just keeps the bearding going. What do you think is gonna happen? I do think he will, but, if he does not, he will get ROASTED for it after so long!

Guys compliment guys for their looks is not noteworthy in 2022. In fact, hot straight dudes on TikTok and Instagram often joke and Brag about how their comments and DMs are filled with comments about their looks from other men

R20 Gronk took care of Tebow. He was gentler than you'd think, Tim was brave and didn't cry. He'll always remember the feeling of Gronk breeding him that first time, though.

DemiStud Christian McCaffrey is keen to make his body great.

He's keen to make America great.

Has he bred yet? Important to make sure he's in the gene pool.

His father was hot , a total big dick faced college stud.

R150 Hopefully Christian inherited daddy's horsecock.

I was just checking out the tag tab (if that's even what you call it) on his IG, and I've just found out he has 3 brothers who are effing hot, too. Dayum, I wouldn't mind being gang banged by them all! And, except for maybe the youngest Luke, they all have GFs. If Christian is bearding, could they be, too? And, oh mah Gahhhhh, that Lisa woman is constantly stalking each of their accounts, even commenting on pictures with girlfriends! And here I thought Italian moms were possessive!

Apparently, despite her 30th being TOMORROW, Culpable has already celebrated it with her family and a whole bunch of friends and if course him in Miami. And apparently, he hasn't proposed to her this time around either LMAOOOOO

A fantasy of mine was to see McCaffrey and Luke Kuechly side by side, nude, hard, wet from a shower and swinging to and from and bobbing up and down in the locker room..

Bible quotes are usually the biggest sinners.

*quoters

It’s extremely inappropriate to quote the Bible outside of church. It’s also low-class and tacky.

he's very easy on the eyes! yum.

Everyone here wants to see him with Luke Kuechly, but actually his BIL Braxton Berrios (who's also a footballer... of Puerto Rican/Spanish origin I guess?) is much hotter. And they spend a lot of time together for obvious reasons, I ship them. They're together in the last pic he posted on IG

Anyway, yeah, I'd fuck the living daylights out of CMC: I just heart the contrast between his hot bod and boyish blond blue-eyed face Awwwwww

Christian McCaffrey is a proud Christian and a proud voter for the Grand Old Party.

I'm sure Gronk would be happy to take CM's cherry with his usual gentle touch.

R102 Well, he hasn't, so I guess he is. How many times do we even have to give this closet case the benefit of the doubt?

No one is interested in this guy being gay? And to think he's a hunk

He’s not.

He is.

I didn't know he had 3 brothers who were so hot, too. And, surprisingly, they're all giants despite their moms being a midget (I have no idea why they're so tall when their dad is the only tall parent, or why freakishly tall men go after midgets anyway, which I've always found so pedo-leaning). Anyway, I'd more than happily gangbanged by them all on the daily. Don't know about you gurlsss

Olivia

King of Charlotte

King

In the last video he's posted on IG you can deffo see his hold spot (at 26!) when he turns around. Why won't he get it fixed? My BF Lorenzo Squillace is one of the most active dermatologists in Naples province, I could have him take care of that

Maybe, he’s not so superficial and vapid

R171 *Bald

He barely ever even posts stuff with Mea Culpable at all! Always hanging out with his football friends... Man, I'm starting to think the percentage of gay dudes on this planet could be around 90%

He just turned 26 yesterday and Mea Culpable did NOT drop him a comment. Trouble in Paradise? Has the bearding contract expired?

His mom is such a helicopter mom, Italian style: she's never met a post on his or his brothers' feeds she hasn't liked or commented on. I'll never understand them Mrkan moms who throw their kids out at 18 because "they're finally adults" but call them every day because they wanna know every mundane detail that goes on in their lives. Like "Have you eaten? What have you eaten? Have you fucked anyone? Who? In what position?". No wonder Christian's gay! I swear, women should be sterilized. They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, especially sons. They have a pathological obsession with them!

It never fails to surprise me how little time he spends with his "GF": she's barely even featured in his posts and especially his stories. It's all about him hanging out with his bros and dudes and doing bro and dude stuff, such has having lavish dinners or playing golf/poker with them. It's as if they lived in 2 different parts of the country (or maybe they do) and he couldn't care less about her. Add to that I'm pretty sure their 3-year anniversary falls some time next week, she's already 30 and he has yet to pop the question. The bearding couldn't be any more obvious: he's just using an influencer to land commercial gigs and pass himself off as straight

He'll be as bald as Prince Harry in a couple of years.

r178 I've heard it's common for guys who are packing to go bald, as most of their blood is drained down there. Anyways, he'll still be hot AF, unlike Prince Harry

I swear, if he's gonna keep bearding with that thirsty whore, I hope he loses until the very last hair on his skull. This has gotten tiresome

Christian McCaffrey has just posted a photodump to wish his pseudo GF a happy anniversary, and if course he hasn't proposed to her this time around either. Not on V Day, not on her 30th, not after 3 years. He is GAY

If this were a legitimate heterosexual relationship, he would've proposed already (since they seem oh-so in LAVVVVV) or at the very least she would've dumped his ass for stringing her along and traded him in for a sugar daddy by now. Since neither has happened, it means they don't care, which means it's fake, which means he gay and beardinnnn

His helicopter mom wished them a happy anniversary, I replied to her comment saying "Still no buh-bling buh-bling after 3 years. And she's 30! What's he hiding?". And the cunt blocked me lol Must be hard coming to terms with your son's gayness. But somebody gotta plant the seed in her mind, because I'm so fucking tired of all them closet cases

R183 I actually did something quite same as you, but on Christian's account. Since he doesn't allow replies on his IG stories, I DMed him telling him "Congrats for three years of bearding". Still haven't got blocked, tho.

I hope he's a pansexual freak like me.

It's funny how you both attacked him yesterday on IG and now a day later they had to put this story out

R186 Can't be bothered to read it all. What does it say and what does it even have to do with my comments? Does she provide a semiplausible excuse as to why her gay BF hasn't proposed to her yet?

R250 Does he even need to with that hairstyle? He looks so faggy! I still remember him saying he didn't know how he was even gonna be able to sing/play "One call away" for the Miss Universe 2015 swimsuit competition as he was gonna be distracted by "so many beautiful bikini-clad wimmin" LOL

Sorry, wrong thread

Can you imagine caring that THIS has a bald spot?

Christian McCaffrey (right) golfed with pals Tyler Gaffney (left) and Jets receiver Braxton Berrios (center)

ALL of THIS.

r190 Exactly

Anyway, we should focus on the fact that this guy keeps on bearding with this preposterous relationship that after 3 years is still going absolutely nowhere, while at the same time flaunting it on IG as legit. He's so pathetic! Someone should drag this bald fag out of the closet licking and screaming. After 3 years, I've lost my patience with him

R190 Hard to think about anything when he's railing you hard with his thick meat.

R194 If only he got away from that beard. Can't she just find herself a sugar daddy like a normal whore?

gf dresses like a whore

R196 She IS a whore, and a bearding one at that! And he only posts a pic with her three days a year: on V Day, her bday and their anniversary. The whole entire rest of the year it's just pics of him hanging out with his bros (biological or not), promoting philanthropic initiatives or selling gym products. What a fag!

So when they break up will she say she's through with love?

R198 Or maybe she'll start bearding for the next footballer

King

White trash 🗑 101. When did data lounge become stupid.

R201 You don't find him ghewd-lewking? You're an idiot

[quote] King

Not King. McCaffrey.

Total hot Alpha

R203 What is that supposed to mean? TF is going on on this board today?

R190 Goodness no. In fact, he'd look hotter with it all shaved off anyway.

R191 Loser bottoms - or is it the winner?

So, to recap, the only days out of the year this guy even posts pics with his "GF" are V Day, her bday and their anniversary. The whole rest of the time he couldn't give 2 shits about her and is just hanging out with his bros and promoting products. Add to that they've been together for 3 years and he still won't pop the question, not to mention how unlikely it is for all her BFs to be footballers. Can we assume this is a shameless PR stunt and he's just mooching off her visibility to become a "model"? Can we assume he's actually gay?

R208 It's not his fault that she can't suck a dick, plus his bros know how to fully satisfy his tight little hole in a way that she never could. It only takes a couple of handsfree standing orgasms in the locker room to sell a guy on bros before hoes.

You’re deranged

my hole is deranged after Christian and his bros finish annihilating it.

Smh

Any news on his nuptials?

Yes, Jordan Peele named a movie after them.

He’s gay according to the delusional ones on DL

Christian's true calling is plowing one squealing bottom after another for our viewing pleasure - one day soon he will realize this.

R215 You're right, fag! He's so straight he still won't propose to his GF after over 3 years of dating, despite her being already 30, and never posts a pic with her on his feed. Totes legit

R213 He'll never marry that whore, or he would've done it already after 3 years, which is a pretty fucking long time!!! He doesn't even care about that whore, as she's completely absent from his feed except 3 days out of the year: V Day, her bday and their fake anniversary

R218 She just couldn't handle the thickness of the McCaffrey meat.

Isn’t there something in the Bible about doing unchristianly things without being married ? If I recall, the punishment is getting that tight hole fucked by a sodomite. I’ll volunteer.

Is everyone a top on this forum? I think I've figured out why there are no tops in real life: they're all in the DL

Christian only bottoms for family.

Nice

Speaking of religious nuts with a conflicted sexuality, check out this guy: his name is Spencer Bright, he's from GA (which is very weird, since that's a predominantly black State and he looks like a Midwesterner with his Nordic features and height), and he's impossibly cute with an adorable voice. Zero hints of GFs on his social media (just "friends"), and his latest video features him traveling to France on a mission trip.

Anyway, I've hit on him multiple times and he's blocked me. Man, would I love to do all sorts of ungodly things to this guy. Anyhoo, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bigot and maybe homophobic = closeted?

Georgia is not a predominantly black state. There is no such US state.

For reference

R225 Must you absolutely post whatever BULLSHIT that comes to your mind, you fag?

So, do we think Spencer Bright is a closet case? Isn't he cute? Go roast him on social media and tell him I sent you

He should meet Matt Dubbe. I predict fireworks.

Easily explained, guys: Spencer is a mormon (a hashtag under one of his past YT videos said FLDS, which stands for Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints). What's their stance on sex and homosexuality? I bet he's even a virgin

R230 All young Mormon men are starving for D.

Stop

Ok, Timmy's game (wow that was fast).

We're gonna get a keg or two and then Timmy's gonna get wet.

He and his older brother are both really hot.

He should be spit-roasted by Matt Dubbe AND Joel Green!

She's such a trashy whore, with the way she dresses and is constantly posing provocatively, and he's probably just her dog sitter

This ☝🏼 Nate Bitch is certifiable

r237 Hi, frau

Not a frau you delusional cunt . I’m A gay man who sees you for what you is Nelly

r239 Reported, blocked and sued. you disgusting little AIDS.ridden cunt

And I still mantain you're a frau, who jumps on her chair when I call fraus like you trashy whores, because that's exactly what you are. You should all be drenched in acid

Block this pathetic loser ☝🏼

R239 You're the frau from the Giacobbe Elordi thread. Get the fuck out of here, you nasty obsessed cunt! Aren't there any poor slobs willing to fuck you?

Women like Olivia Mea Culpable, Olivia Jade, Olivia Giannulli (or maybe they're the same person lol) and all the other Olivias are glorified escorts. The reason their relationships with these actors/athletes never go anywhere is because they're all fake, and they make way more moolah from bearding than from "influencing"

Only when I’m undercover r244…

Christian has missed a lot of games in the last two seasons due to "injuries" - actually overenthusiasm in serving his teammates and the coaching staff sexually. He is banned from his own locker room during game halftimes.

You’re twisted

This guy NEVER posts a pic with his "GF", never seen a more uninterested "BF". And, with the number of sponsors that seek him out on his page, no wonder he cares a great deal about his image and feels pressured to beard. He's pathetic, someone should just go and ravage his hole in public!

Panthers won against Commanders yesterday

R249 And I've got the sore holes to prove it. The guys take care of me, though. Plenty of lube, they even go in order of increasing dick size!

A little weird when Sir Purr fucks me, and sometimes I get nervous about who might be taking pictures.

Stop 🛑

Christian loves those post-game rubdowns.

R252 Might as well call them "rubouts".

He never posts a pic with her, while all the ones she does post are always conveniently shot by a third person. So disgustingly fake. I hope that trashy Mediterranean cunt croaks in the slowest most painful way possible 😒

R254 Don't be like that. She's helpin' me out, is all.

Blocked that unhinged Nate

His relationship with that nasty cunt is going absolutely nowhere, and after over 3 years I'm starting to get a little bored. I just wish she would dump him just so I could see whom she fake-dates next. Will it be another footballer?

With "girlfriend" at the coast.

With "girlfriend" on side of boat.

All their pics together look so very staged, and there's always conveniently a third person with them snapping them. And, 3 years later, he still won't propose. And all those pics are always only posted by HER on HER OWN feed and never by him on his own. Telling

His IG photos only feature him posing with his family, teammates or close friends who are mostly…male.

If he is gay, he should date Carl Nassib.

These bearding arrangements always grow real old real quick. I'm waiting for her to dump him and start faking a romance with another "celebrity" 😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴

And to think his mom is all giddy about him dating this wretched narcissistic cunt. Does she have no idea of the bearding? Does she never pressure him to "buy the cow" after all these years?

I bet his mom is a fundie…

R264 Mom doesn't know about the bros lil secret - only Daddy gets to know about that.

R265 They all are: when I brought up the idea of her son bearding, she blocked me right away. Surprise she's even fine with her kids dating/shacking up with women for years, living in sin

R263 Speaking of growing old...apparently, there are no hot straight men in sports. Everyone's bearding. The "Bearding Divison" of the NFL has greatly expanded since its inception in the 1970s.

R268 Everyone knows that hot jocks would much rather fuck each other. Bros before hos, especially when the bro has a nice thick cock to get bred with. Who needs women when everything a jock loves to do he can do with his buddies?

He couldn't be any more bored with her: he NEVER posts a pic with her, just sport stuff. And it's been over 3 motherfucking years! Somebody go and plow the little bitch in public: he deserves it!

He seems pretty chummy with a dude named Luca Padua: they do a lot of stuff together, are often in each other's stories (like now), and of course Mea Culpable is nowhere to be found

………..

R271 Luca looks like a sexy fucker - I wonder if he and Christian have fucked yet.

R273 He sure does. I've just slid into his DMs and told him exactly that. Who knows if he'll tell him 🤭

Been listening to Lizzo, have we, R274?

R275 Is she that fat singer girl? Her and that other one, umm, Lardo is it?

Let's count the days till he proposes. It's already been 3 years, 2 months and 18 days of "relationship"

Currently, Mea Culpable is attending a Harper's Bazar party with her annoying sisters and her BF is (very much like her brothers) once again nowhere to be found. They lead 2 separate lives, which confirms his true sexuality, which became apparent the minute they got together

I knew I shouldn't have kept that "Most Valuable Bottom" shirt that the guys got for me. I mean, she was still pissed over me getting her a strap-on for her birthday and then she found that in my closet.

Gotta remember to delete those videos on my phone.

Oh, no!

[quote]Christian McCaffrey is a DemiStud

What does "Demi" mean, even, in the context of someone's being a "Stud"? What [bold]is[/bold] a half-stud?

Christian is ALL stud, OP.

R279 Hi, Kintin! When DA FUCK will you quit bearding? And maybe start dating Luca Padua?

Apparently, Mea Culpable was expecting a proposal on their 3-year anniversary in June and had already tald the tabloids. Instead, what she got was the cold shoulder from a BF who still won't post a single pic of her on his feed, BUT JUST WITH HIS DUDEBROS AND BRODUUUUUUDES

R284 The thicker the better!

Can't believe this gorgeous brute is wasting his life with that fake romance when he could let so many guys out there kiss, lick and suck every inch of his amazing bod 24/7

How do you know he's not doing that? There's probably a stack of NDAs in his closet.

Some mentally disturbed people here

R287 He's got a fuck-in closet.

R289 Full of men, of course. After all, being attracted to them when you're constantly surrounded by young half naked jocks is inevitabile. Either you're gay or you become it

R290 I do have some of the guys over to my place fairly often - just a bunch of jocks hanging out and enjoying the life.

It's supposed to be a rotating thing, but it always seems to end up being my place - guess they like my TV.

R291 Guess they like your castle

The lack of pics with his "GF" is astounding. Even Danny Amendola, who went on to cheat on her, would feature her more often on his feed. Also, it's as though he has a personal photographer following him around and taking pics of him in formal attire and with his headphones on. Could that be the case? I think he's only dating her to mooch off her fame and become a "media personality". Problem is, if he doesn't come out, how will the average gay guy from the street even know he has a chance with him?

Someone should reach out to that Laney (or whatever her name is) woman who spilled the blind item on DiCreepio and ask her about this guy's "relationship". What's legit, what's fake, how they met, why they're never together, why this woman seems to only be dating footballers, why he won't post anything with her on his feed (and, please, don't say he's shy, cause a shy guy would never date an influencer with 6 million IG followers!). I'll bet you anything they'll break up by the end of the year because "he wouldn't commit"

Can't even with this guy. His last story is the repost of another guy's story in which he mentions God. He's such a religious loon, a total fanatic! He will NEVER come out of the closet unless someone drags him out of there kicking and screaming!

Your antiChristian bigotry is your issue.. I will pray for you. Christian is a phenomenal dude.

r296 Yeah, sure. Please do. And, while you're at it, ask your Big Friend Upstairs to make me 7 feet tall, too

Ask your Big Friend to send me a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat.

To r297: When you ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, that you may spend what you get on your pleasures.

r299 Huh, frau?

Dude

r296 He could be phenomenal all you want, but he's still a FAG!

Basic white bitch

r303 SUUUUURE, dirty nigga

She's just awful, a total bottom!

Sometimes I just have to meet up with some of the guys, to work through the pain.

R295 Especially not with all the cock I've been getting without the hassle of coming out.

It's like Fight Club, but with fucking.

His face is basically saying "Get me the fuck outta here! How do I get the fuck outta here!". No wonder he still won't propose after 3 and a half years of "dating" and the only pics of them together are posted by HER!

What’s poppin

R307 More like "$64 million contact, $64 million contract. You'll get there, you'll get there."

.

I wanna rape him so badly. And I know he's gay, because he doesn't seem to give a fuck about that "GF" of his at all, but he won't come out. He just won't officially come out. Do you think the charade is gonna end by the end of the year? Is he finally gonna start dating a dude after that or is he just gonna beard again because those fundie parents of his won't let him?

[quote] I wanna rape him so badly.

Well aren't you the bees' knees.

R311 And CM would totally have sex with him, if only he wasn't closeted.

This other one first tweeted it, then changed his mind

Sorry, wrong thread. Delete it if you can

Does anyone happen to have any inside scoop on when these 2 are gonna break up? How can you be madly in love with your GF and still not pop the question 3 years in and never post a pic or story with her? This fauxmance is really getting on my last nerve. So, again, does anyone know anyone who knows anything? Like a blind item or something? How much longer am I even supposed to wait?

R185, please just be your natural gay self, nobody's buying that pnasexual shit.

R315 The line to have that ass is long and busy.

r317 To pound or be pounded by it? And a line formed by males or females?

R318 Dude, what are you talking about? I'm entirely straight, though I'm not phobic or anything. It's a little embarrassing, but I'm actually a virgin - Olivia and I decided to wait until we're married for that sort of thing. Yes, sometimes I touch myself like that. I know I shouldn't, but sometimes it's just hard. The guys are always ribbing me about it, I don't know who told.

Sometimes I call Tebow to talk about it, he's kind of my sponsor and he's been there, you know?

So fucking tired of this guy quoting the Bible in his IG stories several times a week. Such a religious loon!!! LEWNNNNNN! He needs a shock therapy: someone needs to drag him out of his house kicking and screaming and fuck him in the ass until he bleeds because he's way too repressed!

Deal with it r320. He’s not gonna genuflect to your antiChristian animus.

R321 Hi, Olivia. Ain't you tired of bearding? All of your influencer friends are laughing at you behind your back because your EXTREMELY STRAIGHT BF still won't pop the question after 3 1/2 years. What gives?

He seems like one of those guys that is gonna deny it all his life. He will have a miserable straight life because that is what his parents expected of him

R323 He'll be ok, his buddies will look after him. "Bros before hoes" means being a pass around bottom for his teammates is totally cool.

"So fucking tired of this guy quoting the Bible in his IG stories several times a week. Such a religious loon!!!"

Me toooooo! Like, dude, post what I send you to post in my responses to your post! And can I suck your dick too?

I don't follow American football, so I don't know much about Christian, but I agree quoting the Bible in IG stories is strange.

I'm not anti religion; if people find comfort in it, that's fine. But I think it's weird when religious people constantly talk about God and quote the Bible. It comes across as cult-like.

R326, it’s not strange; it’s something often done. Christians are supposed to love God more than all Else, which includes loving what they believe to be His infallible Word. It would be strange if they didn’t quote or paraphrase the Bible often. You aren’t a believer. Christians are not obligated to make you comfortable as a nonbeliever.

R327 On Instagram???!!! Puhleaaaaaase

R327 And hi again, Olivia 👋

With that overbearing mom of his, he's never gonna come out. So what if he's gay? Doesn't she have 3 other potentially straight sons to obsess over?

R330 Good that Dad keeps her from finding out about them fucking one another. More breedin' going on in that family than a fish hatchery.

r331 And you know this because...?

R327 That's where you're wrong. I'm not an atheist. I don't belong to any religion, as I think they were largely invented by humans, but that doesn't mean I don't have my own beliefs.

R326 I must agree, it's like they are trying to convince themselves more than anyone else that the nonsense they spout is true.

As regards religion in general, I shall defer to a better mind than my own - the late Christopher Hitchens:

"There still remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum of servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking."

R332 I can see them going at it in the back yard!

Abbbner! Those football boys are at it again in the back yard next door!

As if the stories weren't enough, now he's starting to quote the Bible in his posts, too (check out his latest photodump). Does anybody know whether they're even still together? Hard to tell since he never posts a pic of them together...

That mom seems the type that catches her son "experimenting" and then acts like it never happened and just takes him to church. That will fix it

In the New International Version of the Bible, the verse Proverbs 1:7 reads, "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction."

For All-Pro NFL running back Christian McCaffrey, the verse is more than just scripture, but a mindset he uses on every play.

"If you fear God, it's not like you're scared of him, but it's a respect thing," McCaffrey told Insider. "As an athlete, it tells you not to fear anybody. I'm not scared of anybody, and it can kind of give you that confidence booster that you need in life, that there's only one person that you should fear and respect in that high of a regard, and that's God."

r338 As hot as he is, with that mindset, I wouldn't touch him with a 10-ft pole

R338 That doesn't make any sense. He sounds stupid.

[quote]In the New International Version of the Bible, the verse Proverbs 1:7 reads, "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction."

Please…the exact opposite is true. Believers despise wisdom and instructions…not people who believe in science and logic.

R339 He needs touching with a pole.

R327, you have odd capitalization.

He's the typical jock who never posts pics with women (even though he technically does have a GF), only ever hangs out with his bros (related or not) and brings up his imaginary friend from upstairs every 5 seconds even in a frivolous context like social media. Not only Tim Tebow, but also Tyler Bergantino, are like this. It's a pattern of behavior, a personality type

R344 Whenever Tim and I get together, one or both of us is usually on his knees at some point.

Stunner: Panthers are trading Pro-Bowl RB Christian McCaffrey to the San Francisco 49ers in exchange for draft picks, sources tell ESPN.

McCaffrey returns to the Bay Area, where he attended Stanford.

So he will close to Jimmy G!

^^^ will be close to

More like the Gay Area. So, what's gonna happen to his castle in Charlotte and his bearding arrangement with Mea Culpable?

too stunning to be straight.

Now that he's gonna be in the Gay Area, maybe he'll have the perfect excuse to break up with that slut, who's probably gonna move on to the next footballer. That preposterous fake relationship has been going on for too long already and could very well be over by the end of the month

Is it bad when they get traded? Does that mean they stink?

When I heard that I was being traded to the 69ers, I was so excited!

What?

San Francisco? Dude, don’t shit where you eat…trust me.

[quote]So he will be close to Jimmy G!

Oh, that’s just too much sexy in one place. Oh dayum.

Stephen A

Stephen A is correct: he doesn't get props he deserves because he is a white running back

R355 They clearly pass the minimum level where they are required by the NFL to have daily sex.

Does anybody know whether he's still "dating" that (attention) whore? He never posts any pics with her anyway, so they could've already broken for all we know

Well, I couldn't ask her to move or deal with a long distance relationship.

It feels so weird not to see him in a Panthers uniform

Red

r362 Here comes the TikTok troll

He’s my type. Wholesome athletic hotness

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Look at the pic above beyond the stupid warning: the eyes say it all, he's probably thinking "Get me the fuck outta here!" or plotting her murder already. Also. this wretched slut went out to dinner with her sisters in NYC a few days ago (where does she even live, anyway? NY? RI? CA?) and was wearing a dress with a cleavage that ran all the way down to her coochie and barely even covered her nipples! I don't know how she was even "brave" enough to step out in public dressed like that! She really has no sense of ridicule! No self-respecting man, not even the horniest or straightest one on the face of the planet, should ever be caught dating a whore like this! Maybe only those who have something to hide, like her closet case of a BF!

He should dump that gold digging hussy and all her crabs.

r367 And by "crabs" do you mean her sisters?

Those pants in r365 while very sexy, make him look like he has the anatomy of a Ken doll.

I can't get over his stare. He probably wants to kill her (and who can blame him?). What does SHE have to gain from this bearding arrangement?

He keeps tagging this Luca Padua dude in his stories, happens a lot. They seem pretty chummy

R369 Gotta tuck things right, man. Besides, some of the guys wanted to hang out earlier and things got a little sweaty.

r372 Just in time to hug that whore with that murder lewk on your face

R373 That's just my game face, man. I'm a gentle sweatheart - just as any of the guys on the team.

Except maybe Bosa. He's always giving me this look. I mean, I think he likes me, but ... I don't know?

R374 You forgot to sign it, Chris, you closeted fag!

R375 Bosa walked by and flashed his cock - I was distracted!

is he still with his 'rotating' "BEARD" oLIVIA C.? I think she has run through most of the QB of the NFL, now TE? She broke Danny amenado's heart when she dumped him for Chris!

He just might surprise us all and MARRY HER! Why, to satisfy his religious family (Fundi?), and stop the rumors about his sexuality! He has a lot riding on this relationship, popularity WITH HIS FAN BASE, HIS sponsors, and his family! (I read where his parents love her!). Of course, Luke was devastated by his hooking up with her, that's why he quit FB so abruptly! (IMHO!)! The latest gossip has her setting her sights on some actor and a multimillionaire! (Remember, this is gossip!).

R378 Who? Where'd you read that? So they're breaking up soon? And yeah, I can't stand bearding cases: at 26 you're an adult living in a different State from your family, so you shouldn't be following a certain religion or dating a certain gender just because your parents tell you

R378 And I don't think he's ever gonna marry her or he would've done it already: she's 30 1/2 and they've been together for 3 1/2 years. And tying the knot is quite easy to do: you just march down the aisle and get it over with, anyone could fake it for a day! He hasn't even proposed yet, and a year goes by between the proposal and the ceremony! Stupid mom! She has 3 other seemingly and potentially straight sons, why won't she leave him alone?

Dump the cooz, Christian.

If Steve Young and Troy Aikman can get married, then I guess that Christian can as well…

R383 And why won't he do that, then? Olivia is 30 and a half. What the fuck is he waiting for? It's only natural when you're in a "straight relationship", that's what his fundie parents expect of him, yet he still won't do it. Explain that!

Christian focuses 110% of his energies on the game, so he hasn't got time to think about girls, or his overwhelming desire for hard cock.

He’s so basic.

He’s “good looking” cause he’s young.

You can already tell he’s going to look like a below average white guy in 10 years.

He's losing his hair, too.

nahh

What's with all the Kintin haters on here? Them flamers can only wish they had such a hot BF by their side (bald and all). Wish!

He’s cute. Nothing to get all worked up over, though. Jimmy G is the belle of the ball. I can’t think of any football player who is hotter.

r289 Is he gay like Christian? I think so

It's weird, but one of his buddies when he was with the Pats, said he was let go by Kraft, because he was f**king his (KRAFT)GF and the baby she had is his! tHAT WAS WAY BACK IN 2010! (You would think the newspapers would be over all of it, but not a word!)

Personally, I think he is caught between a ROCK and a hard place! He is religious, his family is FUNDI, and he has commercial interests, that he must consider! My GAYDAR tells me he is a FOD, and he had a tight relationship with Luke Keuchly (even went on a fishing vacation with Luke just before his hookup with Olivia!) She is a beard (IMHO) and, just recently, I understand (from a gossip column) that she is going to 'jump ship' as she has her eye bearding for a popular actor! In the meantime, don't be shocked if he proposes to her to still the rumors he is GAY! (Need I bring up Nick Jonas and Copka(?) when their contract ran out, he married her!

R392 Interesting capitalization you got there. What's an FOD? And can you link the blind item about her having her eyes set on an actor? I've always thought she was a beard, because he's always seemed little invested in this relationship, but I wouldn't mind further confirmation

r392 Fucking knew you made the whole thing up! She's gonna keep bearding for him for a very long time

FOD = Fresh Outta Dick

Christian has people that scout dudes to hook him up with. Christian doesn't do it himself for obvious reasons. Most gay male professional athletes stay within the ranks of other athletes, there's an understanding between them. They're in tip top shape, attractive (mostly), familiar with the guys they are fucking, and most importantly won't run their mouth or require payment.

FOD = Friend of Dorothy

Sources r396?

R398

Lets just say that I'm well versed in the sports agent business without giving away the house. There are more gay athletes than you can imagine. The leagues have a heavy hand in controlling who comes out. They don't want their name, marketable players being out. That equals lost revenue. The guys who have come out in the various sports you notice are at the end of their careers or not big names.

r399 I've always said that half the world's male population is LGBTQAITQYWEWUEOS+ or whatevs

r399 You can tell he's gay because his GF is a "social influencer" with millions IG followers or whatevs, as well as a former international beauty queen. The kind of woman who's regarded as "conventionally attractive" and you'd wanna show off as a trophy GF. If he were really straight, he'd be dating a random non-famous woman because he had nothing to prove. You can tell they set him up with that beard! Wonder when they're gonna break up tho. It's about time, especially since their "relationship" is going absolutely nowhere. Here's hoping she uses the "he wasn't gonna propose" excuse to dump his amazing ass and start bearding for another footballer

R401 I think maybe Bosa and I are dating now.

R401 True. Bearding is financially beneficial for her as well, as it means increased exposure.

I've replied to a comment she's dropped on his last pic, saying something along the lines of "Congrats on that big fat rock! It was about time after 3 1/2 years of "dating". Oh, wait...". That beard needs to know that people know that she's a beard

Ah! I was surprised at the lack of reactions to my comment, so I logged into another account and found out it was missing. Apparently, the closet case has silenced/muted/shadow-banned me or whatever. Triggered FAGGOT!

Look at the pics he posts: he has a personal photographer who shoots him while walking and donning designer brands of clothes or headphones, etc. His entire life is about posing and faking. He should just drop dead, like all them other overpayed athletes

Somebody is obsessed with C Mac

I don't know if it's his baldin' or his beardin' (or both), but I'm starting to like Garoppolo a lot more than this pasty MFer

I’m not American and don’t know about all that religious shit - but that big muscley guy in hipster shirts with the absent girlfriend sure don’t look straight

Garoppolo does nothing for me in the looks dept.

R410 Then you're blind

Studly

No I just have taste.

R413 you're blocked, troll. Sure, you would pass up a gorgeous 6'2" muscular dude with the perfect smile for a balding band pasty 5'10" one who won't come out

Sometimes I think people say the opposite of what I do just because it's me. They would even claim 2 + 2 = 5 just to spite me. Bunch of libturd idiots!

Bitch, who even are you?

I love r416

Back off, bitch. He’s mine.

The VERY HETEROSEXUAL mannnnnn who wuuuuuuvs Mea Culpable VERRRRRRY much, but apparently not enough to EVER marry her

Christian just can't help himself from jerking off in front of all the guys on the team sometimes.

Bump

Boy, do I hate them bearding fags! They could pick any random GF off the street, yet they choose to date a former Miss Universe to prove how "straight" they are. Makes me sick to my stomach 🤮

R420 Hey, now, what happens in the locker room is all good. It's a safe place, you know, where it's just us guys on the team.

Has OP ever clarified "DemiStud". Not a word. And the odd capitalization of Stud. Shudder.

op meant StudFuckin' DemiGod

r423 Bearding and balding fag!!!

Why the fuck are you here if you’re constantly referring to gay guys as fags?

r427 Not all gay guys, but bearing closet cases. They have to die!

R428 Someone clearly isn't getting enough dick. I would say more, but Bosa is giving me the signal.

In order words, he's got his towel open and is waving me over. I like to get into position before the crowd forms.

He likes pink.

King 👑

r430 He also has ZERO pecs. Even his flat-chested beard (who I will never for the life of me understand how she was able to win Miss Universe, given she also has a manly jawline and is 5'5' on a ghewd day) has more bewbs than him!

He’s beautiful

r433 Beautiful only applies to them wimmiiiiiiiin. Maybe handsome is the word you were looking for?

Sitting in pink chair with tighty whities on.

He’s showing a nice VPL today.

R435 Everyone else, leave the area.

What are your thoughts on this, Nate?

R414, but Garappolo is not even gay, so why are you all up his butt?

R438 He needs to bite the bullet and impregnate her. It's important that his genes get passed on.

R438 LOOOOOOOL! I knew he was a religious loon, but I had no idea she was, too! I thought she was normal (however, this was an interview she did for FoxNews, so...). I don't know. What are YOUR thought on this? Kinda says fake romance to me

I like the way he's looking at the football.

R438 Prewf?

r441 I did wonder how she managed to put up with that religious freak, especially considering Danny Amèndola (it's pronounced like that, not Amendòla) seemed anything but. Well, that's because she fakin'

I’m waiting 😩

r445 For what? PS: This thread has gotten over 400 replies, soon enough it'll be paywalled and another one will have to be started

r442 I'd never seen that pic. And, wow, it's hot. He's hot! I wish he looked at me in the same way

dress up like a slut and he will.

Ahhhhhhhh, if only he weren't a fundie and beardin' with that CUNT (who claims to be oh-so-religious, yet dresses like a streetwalker)

R449 Well, here she is, and him too. Her apparel is cringeworthy.

r450 Back when I used to comment on the DailyFail (before they banned me 450 times within 24 hours of creating my account du jour for no reason whatsoever, because apparently those people have a very loose concept of freedom of speech), I would always come across articles with pics of her with indefensible outfits, barely covering her bits. Not long ago, she went out to dinner in NYC with her sisters and was wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and two straps that barely covered her nipples. Not even a prostitute would dress like that. What a rancid CUNT! I would have no problem if he were dating a normal off-the-street girl, but bearding with that narcissist is unacceptable! I'm counting down the days till they come up with ANY excuse to break up. Almost 4 years has been long enough! What do the blind items say about them, anyway?

Hot and elegant.

r452 Man, I would yank that towel so fast!

Rooted in God? My sides!

R454 He calls out to God a lot when I fuck him - does that count?

Jesus's body writhing on the cross turns Christian on.

I think this openly gay actor named Brock Yurich bears a very strong resemblance to Christian McCaffrey, more so in some photos than others.

R439, that's not the consensus.

R457 He was briefly a whore, but apparently didn't want to fuck fugs.

R549, can you explain a little further?

Buns

I feel like I should be more supportive of Brock Purdy, especially since he's taking over for Jimmy.

And for the last time, I am NOT responsible for Bosa's hamstring injury!

He just gets carried away sometimes.

What a man

Those pants aren't flattering. I liked his Panther's colors better.

Chrissy.

R465 The thighs on that boy.

I love CMC!

Brady

Still no ring for that nasty ho he's pretending to date

Bae

He silenced/muted/shadowbanned/whatever me on IG after I replied to a comment from his rent-a-beard writing something like "Congrats on that big fat ring he's given ya. Was about time after 3 1/2 years of "dating". Oh, wait". Must've struck a nerve, jackasses!

You are demented. Watch yourself.

R471 Yeah, I think maybe she's got something on him - maybe one of the guys let something slip.

I'll make sure to keep him distracted.

He needs a good man to cheer him up.

Pretty In Red.

He's so disgustingly full of himself. Lewk at the way he walks! His life is one big lie, just like his sexuality!

He's on the prowl for some tight bussy

R476, it's rather difficult to make a judgment about "the way he walks" from that still photo.

r478 It's a dump, you dumb-dumb

I had to scroll to see the strut.

He is starting to get boring with the pap strolls and the posing. Like Mendes and others in the closet.

R477 Nah, he brings that with him. Always tight, always right.

Kings

R483 He looks and acts like a Princess-In-Waiting in that video clip. Looks more manly in this photo.

McCaffrey, McCaffrey, there's no one like McCaffrey

He's broken every gridiron law, he breaks the law of depravity

His powers of masturbation would make a queer stare

But when they reach the football field, McCaffrey's not there

r485 Did you just write a poem about him???!!! Anyhoo, he's entering the FOURTH year of his "relationship" with that slut and no ring has reared its shiny head yet. Wonder how much longer he's gonna get away with faking it

Haas was born in WeHo #nuffsaid

R486, really?

Football is so hot

Bosa keeps threatening to do me on the field - he's crazy!

FINALLYYYYY!!! The stupid Primetime wanted by this stupid Muriel person is over (at least for now), so I can go back to pestering everyone on this forum!!!

I swear, he's been copying and pasting the exact same caption ("Proud to call you mine") for 4 years now! He's so proud that he still won't put a ring on that finger. If he doesn't propose to her this year either, she'll dump him and his precious bearding arrangement will be ovah!

Will he finally pop the question on V Day after FOUR years?

R493 Smart money says 'no'!

[quote] Hot masc balding types often lose hair because their big cocks steal all the blood flow from their scalps.

Actually, like all balding men he's losing his hair because of an excess of testosterone.

R495 No, it's just bad genetics, otherwise giants would all be bald

R495 And his 3 brothers don't have that problem as well as being much taller. He must be the milkman's son. He baldin' and beardin' (which the other 3 also don't do)

R495 It's all the jizz he's had put in him by other players.

Was it a two month Primetime?

This very straight specimen still won't marry his trampy GF after 4 years, even though she's already 31 and he's oh-so in love with and proud of her. According to some morons on those forum, he must be heterosexual since he has never officially come out!

Bosa loves it when I pretend to be his straight buddy!

Judging by his stories, he's apparently attending some swanky panky football party (Pro Bowl perhaps?)... and that cunt was by his side! Arghhh, I know it's a long shot, but boy would I punch the air if they broke up this year because "he wouldn't propose" or anything. I wouldn't even mind if he started bearding with another woman, I just want HER GONE! By the way, why does he always look so happy with her at events like this if he's gay and faking it? Is he smiling for the camera? GAHHHHD, I HATE them both!

If you're dating a pro athlete without being one yourself, you're a HO

That down-home look.

r504 Great pic, albeit slightly Photoshopped. He's really hot and not even balding as much as I thought (except for maybe one bad pic I've seen). Maybe he's just one of those guys who like to keep his hair really short because he likes to get it cut quite often. Too bad he's "dating" that self-absorbed WAG, though. I don't see him proposing anytime soon (not even this year), but for whatever reason I don't see them breaking up either. I think they're just gonna keep up the farce...

R504 He should have been on "Smallville" as Clark's brofriend from the next farm over.

Cunt left the usual 3 hearts on his last dump (no pun intended), and I replied with "He ain't gonna marry you Tuesday either and I'm gonna laugh my ass off". Can you imagine if he doesn't, despite how much he's been INEXPLICABLY featuring her on his IG account recently (which he'd never done before)?

Who is this "N. Bosa"? Some puny fan girl?

Tim Tebow married a beauty queen which seems to be the go to move for closeted guys. He is over 30 with no kids. Steele Johnson had been married for 3 years now to his body builder wife, no kids. Christian McCaffrey is hardly seen with his "girlfriend"

It's pretty clear these guys don't like pussy at all. Even the gay men back in the day would have somehow gotten their wives pregnant.

R509 I keep trying to give him some kids but it doesn't take.

r509 The beauty queen connection is pretty peculiar, although so far this one hasn't even popped the question yet. We shall see on V Day

It's just a matter of time to see which closeted NFL player the current Miss Universe winner will beard for.

[R16] It's going on 4 yrs and yet no Ring! Me thinks when the 'celebrity' element runs down, she will be looking for another NFL stud to hook up with, and maybe this time MAKE IT REAL! (aFTER ALL, SHE IS APPROACHING 31, AND HER EGGS MAY DRY UP!)

Psst don't tell Nick that it doesn't work like that! Besides, I don't want kids anyway! Here he comes again!

I'm leaning towards GAY! Why? it is interesting that he and Luck Kuechly were very tight when Luke was an active player! In one Post, they went on a fishing vacation together and were pic together several times on and off the field! (I know, what I just mentioned could be construed as normal acti8vities between friends!) But the plot thickens because when Christian posted a pic of him and Culpo together, shortly after Luke pulled an unexpected 'retirement' from football!! If you recall, he gave a very emotional interview why he quit! It was a total surprise to the coach and his teammates! He said it was the possibility of damage to his brain from concussions he received! As I write, he is still unmarried (although some web-sites say he married Shannon Rielly in a secret ceremony) BUT: in that interview, he called Shannon his girlfriend!) My 'GAYDAR' confirms my speculation!

Speaking of 'BEAB' how about Jenna Berman latching on to Nick Bosa!! It surprised the Hell out of his teammates: one is quoted as saying: "WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT NICK HAD A GIRLFRIEND!" ANOTHER ONE SAID THAT PROVES HE NO HOMO!!' Then the PR team started with the pics and the pics of them sleeping together! and making out on some yacht! She was pic as some exotic dancer (or Belly dancer?) barely hiding her t*tts with only a string parting the cleavage of her A*s! And, of course, the sweet nothings said to each other, and a pic of them meeting his brother (Joey) and family on a dinner date! Just a month ago, she ended it with a caustic remark that she can play his 'GAME' ten times better than he can! What did he do that pis*ed her off? He hasn't made any comment on the matter! Did he finally wake up to the fact, that he is not going to play these 'GAMES' and just continue to be the best DE in football! ?

It amuses me that he takes a pic with him wearing CALVIN KLINE trunks! (C-K is the icon of gay fashion!) Of course it could be coincidental that he was wearing them for this photo shoot?

At first glance, I thought it was Christin!!

Listen to this: he hopes that one day he'll be able to "feel things and care for people" as much as his mom does. ANYONE in his shoes would've mentioned future kids and said "I hope that one day I'll be as good a parent as she's been to me", yet he didn't. That is VERY telling 🤭

R519 He's gonna be a great parent, once I get my baby in him!

MeaCulpable lewks sad. Truth is starting to sink in. Expectations are low for tomorrow

The last 3 soccer players to come out have been Josh Cavallo, Jake Daniels and Jakub Jankto. All names starting with J, just like the first one ever to do so in 1990: Justin Fashanu

Wrong motherfucking thread! Anywho, few hours till V Day to find out whether he makes the big MEWVE to propel the relationship forward or not. What do you say? Place your bets

Straight dudes be chillin'

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lewk lewk

R509 Actually, Steele Johnson has been married to his wife for over five years. It'll be their sixth wedding anniversary in June.

r526 And they're still childless???!!! So gay!

r526 Also, I've just found out he got married at 21! That alone was suspiscious AF!

R528 He definitely seems quite feminine, both in his mannerisms and the music he likes. He also describes his wife as his "queen" on Instagram.

I do sometimes think maybe he isn't gay, because he makes such little effort to appear straight.

r529 You can tell he's gay just by lewking at him: he has gay face for days! That trademark cookie-smelling smile is so annoying! I've just told him and his wife that he's getting outed all over the place, starting on here. My patience with closeted celebrities (and especially athletes) has officially expired!

Still no ring?

He's been awfully silent on IG all day for a guy dating a former Miss Universe and influencers with millions of followers. Has he popped the question yet? 4 years is a motherfucking long time, can't put it off any longer

From the lewks of it, he just called her his Valentine in a story using an old birthday pic and THAT'S IT. Talk about hoping the extra mile 😂😂😂

*going

Has he seriously not proposed yet? Because, if he hasn't, there's no way I'm ever gonna consider him straight, even if they do go on to tie the knot and have 50 kids! She should dump him STAT and stop dating athletes!

We're well into the 15th and neither has posted anything V Day-related, in terms of dinners or much less rings. And we know she's a textbook narcissist, so she would've shouted it from the rooftops as early as 5 seconds later. Instead, he's posting about an event he hung out at with his dudebros and she's posting about cosmetics LMAO It's safe to say he didn't pop the question yet again, which means we can now conclude without the shadow of a doubt that Christian McCaffrey is a big ol' fag who's dating a professional rent-a-beard. I've even told his mom on IG!

Judging by both their stories, she's still having him play with her godawful dog! This is unbelievable! What THE HELL is it gonna take for her to sack him? Do they have some sort of joined business together that won't allow them to part ways? Does one of them not know where to go live if they break up? Did she hire him to be her dog sitter? Their relationship is one of the most fucked-up ones in Hollyweird. Does someone have any access to any reliable-ish source that could shed light on what THE HELL goes on between these 2 once and for all?

He keeps quoting the Scriptures in his stories. He'll never come out for being conflicted 🙄😒

I think it's wishful thinking on the part of those who think they will break up! Apparently his PR team got to him and now he is Posting pics of them both cuddling and kissing, which he never did before! His captions are the run of the mill 'caned' endearments that other studs (in question!) used!! So, it looks like he will finally pop the question, maybe by 'V' day? BUT THE BIGGIST QUESTION IS WHY IS HE BEARDING, AND WHAT COMPELLING REASON MADE HIM HOOK UP WITH A BEARD! (I have one reason, it involved a tight 'friendship' with a fellow teammate!), and exposure would cancel his endorsements; compromise his image as a good, God fearing Christain and hurting his parents and love ones!) But lying and denying your true self, may be a price too great to bear! Everything is transitory what was-was-and what was given up is lost forever! So, for his future happiness and well being, he better thread lightly! Just say'en.

R539 What are you talking about? Are you drunk? V Day is already behind us and he still didn't propose!!! The guy is a certified fag who's probably dating "close friend" Luca Padua. I need access to someone with access to the couple to know what the hell is going on here (as in who is paying whom how much to stay together for how long and why)

He "loves" that guy

Body language clearly says he's tired of these women's shenanigans and wants out. Then what's stopping you, Kintin?

LMAOOOOOOO #triggeredmuch

LMAOOOOOO Also love OP's tweet and the reply

She does seem quite defensive. She wasn't even tagged in the second tweet, which means she probably searched her name.

Apparently, she celebrated V Day with her super straight BF by letting her sister share a room with themselves. This reminds me of when they took that pic each with her respective BF, right next to each other, a while back in St Barts. What the hell kind of freak show is this? This is weird AF even for a bearding arrangement! Bunch of swingers!

They're flashing devil's horns in those Insta pics. Not looking very Christian to me!

r547 Why, is the way she dresses Christian anyway?

I've just found out her eldest sister Aurora is filing for divorce after the birth of her son... Terrific! One sister is a cleat chaser, another one is a cleat chaser AND beard, and the third one is a single mom. To quote Christina McKinney from Ugly Betty, "Real talents in this family!". Why do we never hear about their brothers, instead?

I'd like to be squeezed to death

r550 And the other 2 ain't bad either

Delectable bro

They're currently in Mejicooooo with her annoying horsey sister whose job currently escapes me, taking a break from doing nothing at all per yooz! I have no sympathy nor respect for this narcissistic cunt: she knows her BF is a fag and will never propose, yet will keep "dating" him to enjoy the fame, visibility and moolah that come with dating a pro footballer. That boy needs to be outed all over the place, and I strongly encourage you to do it yourselves as well. EVERYWHERE! I don't necessarily have a problem with closeted athletes, but I do have a MASSIVE one with those who beard!!!

R550 Max gave me my present later!

I'm convinced he was hired to be her poodle sitter or something. Why won't she dump him at this point, though? She's claimed a million times she wants to start a family and she'd pictured herself married and with 4-5 kids by 30. Assuming he's gay but she isn't, how is she gonna accomplish that while dating a closet case? She's not even dating someone else, a real straight man, on the side. Unless she's gay, too. I just don't get it...

Going on a date with his "friend" Luca Padua

r556 Fucking knew it. From Luke to Luca, there's gotta be something about that name he's drawn to

However, I have to admit seeing him walk on that deserted beach got me horny AF. I would've pinned him down, ripped his clothes off and ridden the fuck out of him thinking no one was gonna walk in on us in such a secluded place. Hope Luca Padova didn't waste that chance! Just me? Ok then...

R556 Just enjoying spending some time with a friend. What?

Wonder how much longer this farce is gonna go on for. He NEVER posts any pics or uploads any stories with her, except when they're papped at a red carpet event. How much does she loathe herself to not dump him?

R560 I love red carpet!

I've told MeaCulpable that every day she doesn't dump him I'm gonna out him to someone new. Already done so to his mother, Luca Padua and now I'm dropping a few comments on the 49ers account as well. Soon enough I'll move on to his brothers. She doesn't wanna put an end to this preposterous bearding arrangement? Then I'll give her a little push

R562 Haha. If he's gay I think his very close family would have more of an idea than most others.

r563 And what makes you say that? You'd be surprised by the level of denial of some people

And this is why he's fake-dating that cunt: to land gigs and pull in some extra bucks. PS: He's sooooooooooo fucking hawt, though!

R563 We don't have secrets - well, except from Mom, maybe.

R563 You'd be surprised by the level of denial, ESPECIALLY FROM OVERLY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE (i. e. Tebow's mom)

Yes, those boys are always rough-housing around together. Brothers, right?

R568 Yeah, and coincidentally ALL unmarried and childless! 🤭😏

R569 Well, they are all too busy with sports, though they do get together a lot ...

Flood her feed and tell her to dump him. This stale "romance" is boring the fuck out of me! I'd rather just see her beard for the next celebrity already!

I love his fit

Fit?

See Urban Dictionary

Fit: outfit

Thank you, R575.

r573 You didn't know???!!! LOL What did you think it meant, fit of rage? LOL

Anyway, when is this fag gonna come out of the closet? I've told you to tell MeaCulpable that he gay gay gaaaaaay

I thought 'fit' meant the way his outfit fits, so I was expecting to see him in something tight.

Nice and tight - god knows how at this point.

[quote] You didn't know???!!! LOL What did you think it meant, fit of rage? LOL

That would make more sense than "fit" being used for "outfit".

I've not kept up with the hep urban lingo like "is goals", "is a mood", "King" and "bop".

Simple Fit

Geez, it really is true that everyone on here was born in the 60s and before 🙄🤦

You can tell too

I was born in the 80s and I've never heard "fit" to mean outfit.

R585 Touch grass, then

R586 Come on, Nate. There's no way you're younger than me. And knowing all the 'in' lingo as an eldergay is arguably sadder than not knowing it.

He's not aging very well. You gotta get em when they're young. Hot ass though, very well stacked.

R587 Of course I am, idiot

R587 If you were familiari with a little thing called "Google", you would know that I was born in 1995. You, on the other hand, must've been born in 1945. Sad

If you've watched any video of any influencer on YT or TT, you know the meaning of fit. There's no excuse for this level of ignorance. Ain't my fault you're older than dirt. You should all be ashamed of yourselves

R588 Joke's actually on MeaCulpable, cause she's even older and at this rate she'll never pop out a child. Sad 🤷

R585, where the hell do you live?

Okay we need a Part 2 sequel thread asap

What's TT? TwiTTer?

R595 No, the other one

R594 Yeah, unbelievable. Not that there's much to talk about anyway, since the man will never come out for as long as his parents are alive

Great eye candy though.

Part II here.

Continue your foolishness.