The DL Management Guide For Houseboys

I read it and it is really not all that exacting for someone like Epstein. There were no over the top or crazy requests.

You are completely insane R1. NO ONE can follow all those ridiculous rules. You Epstein apologists are fucking sick. And that CUNT Ghislaine is going to jail. FOREVER.

Basically, it looks like a training manual for hotel workers.

Pedestrian food choices.

I don't think it is so over-the-top.

It looks like something they stole from the Ritz-Carlton chain.

[quote]Facial Moisturizer (La Mer) Babor Foam Mask Kiehl 's Cucumber Toner Kiehl 's Washable Cleansing Milk La Mer Eye Balm Evian Face Mist Clarins Creme Masvelt Body Shaping Creme Babor Natural Body Peeling Lancome Exfoliance Gel Body Lotion (Frederic Fekkai, Clinique Deep Comfort Body Moisture) Aquaphor Hand Cream Secret Original Solid Deodorant

I looked up some prices on this and I'm guessing this is thousands of dollars worth of product. The La Mer moisturizer (Creme de la Mer) is $1290.00 for 8 ounces.

R5 it's almost word-for-word from when I worked front desk at a Waldorf=Astoria.

[quote]R7: ....at a Waldorf=Astoria

Oh. dear.

Rule 176:

Do not refer to your employer as your "cum dump."

He is your "generous recipient."

Rule #77

One hiss means disappointment. Two hisses means termination.

Lever 2000 as the soap offered to guests!? Boar’s Head Swiss Cheese on the “must haves” shopping list!?

The most shocking thing about this so called guide is their terribly pedestrian levels of taste.

Ghislaine's Secret brand deodorant was good for a chuckle, too. Moisturizer that costs $1000 and a deodorant you can get at Dollar Tree.

2-ply toilet paper!

That’s not the guide for the houseboy houseboys.

I feel like this thread was made for 2019 me, when I thought becoming a houseboy- and a gentleman’s gentlemen were very similar things. Then I learned it involved non consensual sex.

I didn't think it was over the top, either. I assume that's what top-flight service looks like and I assume the people who worked for Epstein were paid well. But I did laugh at this:

[quote] To a compliment you say: "You are very kind" "Thank, you, Ms ___ . I enjoy doing it."

I can't imagine even top-flight hotels have someone setting out all your notepads and deodorants for you. That's what your own staff is for. No one wants hotel staff going through their things and reporting back to the supervisor, "We put the dildo in the bedside drawer. Of course, it's hotel policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo, we always use the indefinite article 'the' dildo, not 'their' dildo."

[quote]An extension card must be placed under the front of each telephone.

Because....1988?

All the cars need to be stocked with $100 bills.

I am very surprised there wasn't a rule, NO WIRE HANGERS, unless they kept them around for abortions.

I’ve watched a few documentaries about JE and I don’t really recall the Palm Beach place being similar to a small resort. The list does read like a large hotel staffing sheet did people pay to for yo one of JE’s estates?

* pay to go to one of his estates

I can't stand people who treat service workers like shit just to get an ego boost. The no eye contact rule offends me more than the sex stuff. I bet everyone who ever worked for her is laughing their ass off at the thought of her going to prison.

Laughing Cow mini cheese. That horrible stuff in tin foil airlines used to serve with crackers, back when they served anything at all.

I don't think I missed anything at all not getting an invitation to board the Lolita Express.