Let’s be anything

Okay, I’ll be anything.

I'm a nail file.

I'm Andy Cohen's coke-dusted butthole.

I'm a turd that won't flush.

I’m pan & non-binary, so I’m anything! (And everything)

I'm Meredith Vieira.

I'm VERY busy.

I'm Lady Gaga's Russian Gucci accent!

I’m a platypus.

I'm David Archueta's foreskin.

I'm the Ghost Of Christmas Present and I'm avoiding you bitches this year.

I'm Felicity Huffman's snack of carrots and broccoli florets with hummus.

I'm no-nonsense and VERY sensible.

I am The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles.

I was invented by Dame Julie Andrews.

I'm a lamp too OP

I'm the portobello mushroom sandwiches Geoffrey stowed away in case you worked up an appetite at the rest stop.

I'm the tile tub surround that needs to be re-caulked.

I'm Dustin Lance Black's long, twink-hungry tongue.

Are you there, Cod? It's me, Prunes.

I’m Capodimonte.

I'm the last corner of cake, singing a siren song from the refrigerator. My days (minutes, really) are numbered.

I'm a wrinkle on the skin on pudding.

I'm a ballpeen hammer.

I'm a shitbra.

I'm every woman.

I'm the Scooby query sound.

I'm Kobra Khan. I will spray you with my deadly mist!

I'm a total eclipse of the heart.

I'm tomorrow. Always a day away.

I am white shoes after Labor Day.

I'm the bat colony living up Laura Loomer's cooch.

I'm a "small foreign faction."

I'm a piece of chewing gum on a bedspread in Dorset.

I am, I said.

I'm a dead cat bounce.

I'm spaghetti, plucked from the water with tongs, NOT STRAINED!!!

I am what I am. I am my own special creation.

I'm white satin shoes. I have brown stains on me. It happened at the Bellagio.

[quote] I'm Andy Cohen's coke-dusted butthole.

His wonky brown eye.

I'm an 18th century shagreen cigarette case.

I am my own poem.

I'm Jackie. I'm On Assistance.

I am the #9 special.

I'm Kensington Gore.

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I am love.

I'm a green and yellow basket.

[quote] I am the #9 special.

With six you get egg roll!

Cogito, ergo sum.

My contoured support pillow that I love more than life itself as I read DL slightly drunk

Ich bin ein Berliner

I Am Curious (Yellow).

Do we all have to agree on one thing to be?

I’m exhausted.

I'm a believer.

Vivian Vance

I am Alfred Shaheen.

I'm a big, fat midwestern potluck.

I'm the flickering bulb in a string of Christmas lights.

[quote] I'm a big, fat midwestern potluck.

It’s a soupluck not a potluck.

I’m Mrs.Slocombe’s wet pussy.

I'm the turd falling out of the old girl as you take her outside to potty. You both pretend I never happened.

I'm the original Art Deco building of the Los Angeles Public Library.

I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!

I'm free!!

Thanks, R59!

I'm Yvonne, and this is it!

I'm a little black rain cloud hovering under the honey tree.

I’m 40 today.

I am insomnia. I make threads like this one happen.

I'm Mok.

I'm the Codex Seraphinianus.

I'm Gumby, dammit!

I'm this thread. I am FIRE.

I'm the gay porn on the frau's husband's phone.

I'm a vandalized gumball machine.

In the two last stalls around the corner at the end, I'm the connecting glory hole.

I'm a pile of ferret shit.

I'm overcooked carrots.

I'm drained pasta.

R77, are you related to R34?

I'm a 15ml bottle of Jean Louis Scherrer Nuit Indiennes pure parfum once owned by the former Jane Smith of Kirksville, Missouri. You may know her as Carolyne Roehm Kravis.

I'm Habitat 67

I'm a cake that is essentially a bunch of crepes in a stack with some filling in between. I'm the majority of Dlers most requested dessert.

I'm the Teahouse at the Neues Schloss Meersburg on the Bodensee.

I'm a hard brittle Bike jockstrap pulled out through from a wire basket locker at Hayes Gymnasium at West Point at an away soccer game in 1982.

I'm the pissoir in the Jardin du Lux. Am I still there? I hope so, for future generations.

Im the adorable ginger tabby who's been visiting a gay man who obviously has no pets. He"s been feeding me upscale wet cat food as well as treats. My collar with my name and number are clearly visible so he must know I have an owner. I don't need to fear being abducted right?

I'm a falafel consumed with prostituées and maghrébins under harsh florescent tubes in the middle of the night.

R85, are you a rescuer cat?

R85, are you a rescue cat?

I’m every woman.

R89, you’re also R23.

[quote] Let’s be anything

goes.

I'm the greatest star.

NI'm ineteen, nI'm ineteen, by mirthday's today.

I'm tired.

I'm The Christmas Mouse and I love you all.

The Mouse is dead, son.

I'm the fact that until it died the Mouse was good for petting.

I'm a leak in the radiator of a 1928 boat-tailed Auburn speedster.

I'm one of Imelda Marcos' shoes.

I'm a little black duck, swimming in the water.

I'm forever blowing Bubbles.

I am The Million Dollar Highway, the portion of U.S. 550 that goes from Ouray to Silverton, so called because I cost a million dollars to build all the way back in the 1880s when Otto Mears, Colorado's pioneer road-builder, built me as a toll route. For reasons that soon become quite clear, I am also known as the Yellow Pants Road.

I'm a thneed.

I'm Julianne Moore.

Seriously.

I yam what I yam.

R96 I am his long lost half-brother from the country come to stir up trouble in the Mousehold like it's a season of fucking Dynasty.

I'm the alien bug on the kitchen floor that turns out to be a coffee bean.

I'm a vodka martini - shaken, not stirred - and I am brought into existence to serve the savior of the Western world, Agent 007. Enjoy me, James.

Yahweh. I AM that I AM.

They didn't want to use my name in a song, thinking it would be too Jewish. So I became Yah Mo.

I'm Stand-in-the-Background Smurf.

I'm a broken clock. In seven hours, six minutes and 14 seconds I will be right!

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I'm the green and gray booger with several long black hairs in it that has been wiped on the tile at eye level at the urinal at a Southern McDonald's restaurant.

I am the mother sauces.

I am tired of the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

I'm this teapot that was posted on here once before.

I'm the dirty pillows everyone can see.

I'm the Apocalypse.

I’m the fish of the day!