Let’s be Datalounge Now

I'm Gap In-Store Playlists - always in fashion!

I'm the recipes sure to give you gas!

I'm the gas that gives you gravitas.

I'm the Russian trolls who speak out of line. Proudly announce that you're BLOCKING ME and encourage others to do the same.

I'm the endless duplicative COVID threads where people post tweets that masquerade as factually correct information. My goal is to stir up as much panic as possible and perpetuate fear. DL is obsessed with fear. Actual facts are not necessary. Just posting an opinion written in a matter of fact manner must be true because a DLer posted it! And everyone MUST agree or they are a Boris or right-wing rethug trumpster.

I'm Meghan, Duchess of Sussex starting new threads to remain relevant.

R5 We just don't know yet what the lasting effects could be (hopefully terrible!) Shut-ins beware!

I'm the mainstream mess that tiresomely defends Britney Spears and Julia Roberts as the epitome of great entertainers.

I'm the annoying references to AIDS in the 80's that anyone born during or after the 80s doesn't care about.

I'm the lack of caring about punctuation.

[quote]Gap In-Store Playlists - always in fashion!

Um, no.

I'm moss green paired with British khaki.

Yes, I'm irritating, but I will go away only to return.

I'm a trans warrior, ready to pounce on gay men and tell them they shouldn't exist.

I'm still the patron saint of you bitches.

I'm the annoying queen who takes the joy out of the soap opera threads.

I'm the annoying queen who looks forward to the soap opera threads.

I am the racial angle inevitably injected into every thread now.

I am the fear that there will be another Madonna Instagram post and DL thread on it tomorrow.

I am Gays and Tennis 873

I am the one member of the DataLounge community who is actually younger than 75.

I am this guy:

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I'm the dumbass who can't look anything up for himself.

I'm Markle. I'm everywhere now, although I have no reason to be.

I'm DL's version of Godwin's Law: all threads will eventually bring up trans.

I’m Boris. Apparently, I post every new thread, at least according to those who have to invoke my name in response to EVERY FUCKING REPLY.

I'm OP. I think I'm special and clever. But really, I'm a jealous cunt who lives in his aunt's basement, his mother having kicked him out for eating refried beans out of the can.

I'm image previews.

I'm Greg.

I'm the archetype elder gay who comes to DL with an arsenal of "Oh Dears" at the ready, just savoring the inevitable misspelled word or incorrect use of punctuation. I look like this:

If you're really trying to skewer the "Oh! Dear" crowd, you need to come correct with the image links.

I'm all the psychotic and "narcissistic" cunts on here who live lives of pure delusion.

I'm the Preppy Handbook, of whose existence YMF has been making us aware on Datalounge this year. I can't swear he's the one selling them for ~$99 a pop on eBay and Amazon Marketplace, but I can't think of any other reason he brings the book up in most of his posts.

Who knows? Maybe his mother wrote it, and they have cases stored in a closet or basement.

I'm Jan. Boris and I are secretly married.

I'm the legal retribution the Meghanstan troll has been threatening us and LSA with for years now.

I'm the grease fire that awaits the unrighteous.

Am most proud Negress of Detroit Prefecture/Simple Housewife of Nebraska Prefecture/Sassy Gay Bro of West Hollywood Prefecture, posting from FSB Troll Farm #15.b in Irkutsk.

I'm Sam Heughan. You can start 800 more threads on me, I don't care. Won't come out, can't make me.

I'm the Italians Aren't White Troll.

And no more than 8 people will care enough to post in a Sam Heughan thread.

I'm the person who creates all the "Let's be" threads. Everyone hates me.

R41.

I'm Poo Shoes. It is horrifying what happened to me at the Bellagio, but nobody talks about me anymore.

I'm the thread on who should have won Best Supporting Actress 70 years ago. I have 450 replies.

This thread is failure

"This thread is failure"

I'm the rage. The misdirected rage.

I’m the Millennial too timid to express an opinion and starts each post with, “Dear Datalounge, what do we think about X?”

We're straight guys from Breitbart. We're here to own the libs, not to look at the gay porn. Well, maybe a little peek or two wouldn't hurt. (Comes up for air six hours later.)

I am Tasteful Friends, and I am missed.

I'm the right-wing troll who shitposts on every thread and throws a tantrum if you identify me as a right-wing troll.

I'm probably Muriel the webmaster.

[quote]I’m Boris. Apparently, I post every new thread, at least according to those who have to invoke my name in response to EVERY FUCKING REPLY.

I'm the flyover gays (whether still living there or not) who think because we're gay we have more than above average intelligence and that anytime someone says something we don't agree with, "BORIS" is a witty response.

We also don't understand how the internet or simple math work, and that DL is not large enough to warrant the attention and investment of "troll farms."

I am the obese trolls Defaturd and moonface Ewwdwin that with their countless sock puppet accounts start 95 percent of the threads on this site.

I'm Magda, who posts on Boris's account when he's out cold on the ratty sofa cradling a half-full bottle of cheap vodka in his crotch. He promised me a sweet dacha, but we've been stuck in this slum apartment in Moscow for seven years.

I'm Cheryl, and my pussy stench is still lingering.

I'm Boris Defecto the right-wing propagandist, who posts the same false and tired attacks against Democrats with the same, predictable style, words and phrases on every thread, yet I think nobody can tell because I'm using multiple sock puppet accounts.

Typing "LITERAL VIOLENCE" on every thread is the epitome of wit and everyone else is laughing hysterically at it.

I'm Boris DeFuckwit the Nazi Incel, sometimes called Muriel.

I always preface my right-wing screeds and hate posts against liberals, women, minorities and Democrats with the claim that I'm a "lifelong Democrat" or "voted for Biden."

I'm r51, who always tries to convince DL readers that one has to literally be a professional, Russian agent and citizen to earn the nickname "Boris" or "Natasha," when in reality, all I have to do is vote Republican or Trump and constantly regurgitate the Fake News and Depends-diarrhea propaganda sharted by Trump that was designed, manufactured and fed to Trump by the Russians who bribed Trump with BILLION$ and groomed him politically for over 30 years.

I'm a Russian asset and agent, even though my citizenship is from an English-speaking country, whether I know it, admit it or not.

My lies and denials haven't stopped the Russian mafiarch money saturating Trump, Graham, Johnson, the N.R.A. and other Republicans.

I think you mean Asshat.

I'm the shocking racism that's getting to be a real worry to the normal people here.

I am the angry, raging DL’er that is cruel and pompous and thrives on meanness. I really am an insecure, fat man that lacks self confidence and has no friends. My anger is from within and I feel a sense of calmness when I am cruel. I am really a sociopath.

I am the Kate Jackson stalker looking for information on where she lives so I can secretly kill her. She is too pretty to live.

I'm the tedious stalker queen who is too weak minded to add to the subject of a thread, so instead stalks other posters about duplicate threads, digs up their other posts in other threads for reasons only known to her, and calls them names.

I'm the posters who insist that DL was NEVER like this (right wing taking points, racism) when in reality, it's always been like this.

I'm the Who Was The Greatest Actor/Actress poll troll who always leaves off people like Vanessa Redgrave, Mary Astor, Paul Scofield, and others who could act rings around the people on his poll.

R64 truth! You named some phenomenal actors/actresses.

I'm R57, still too stupid to understand that not agreeing with everything I think is not automatically the same as "voted for Trump" or a "Republican"

I'm r66, still too stupid to realize I'm not fooling anyone. I always disagree with Democrats, women, trans and blacks, plus work a slur or insult against them into every thread, yet I don't understand why people keep saying I'm a "Trumper" or "Republican." Just because everything I type was said by Trump or Fox News first doesn't make me an easy mark, a puppet and mindless cipher for corrupt, right-wing con men.

Also, genocide, corruption, totalitarianism, eradicating civil rights, the right to murder, COVID neglect, deriding COVID safety measures, opposing vaccinations and amnesty for any and all crimes committed by cops or Republicans are "just disagreements."

There's absolutely nothing immoral or despicable about any of these ideal things.

I'm R67. I think everyone who's not a far left progressive automatically supports genocide, corruption, totalitarianism, eradicating civil rights, the right to murder, deriding COVID safety measures, etc... I don't realize how stupid I sound because I only live in my far left bubble and anyone who is even moderate-left or centrist is evil and immoral.

I'm the lack of "Edit" feature that keeps the "Oh Dear" posters busy.

I'm Spell check laughing my ass off because I'm usually the one responsible for the misspelling and misuse of words thereby generating the "Oh, dear!" I'm a trouble maker, BUT that means I fit right in now DON'T it?

I'm the Tiara Troll

R29 The grammar trolls all look like the one with hand raised.

Their motto is “the reason you come here is because you’re trying to get an education“

I'm doing my own research on those pesky gay forums and... what?! No Carol, I'm not gay, this is all to help Trump win, that's why I keep those disgusting gay videos, I'm not gay , but don't delete them, they're vital for my research, I'm not gay, actually my country needs me to monitor those naughty faggot videos, go tend thekids Carol, I'm helping America here.

We're kindness, compassion and empathy, and though you may think we can't be found here, we can.

We frequently show up in threads about DLers who are struggling or are in crisis, or who just need a shoulder to lean on after they've lost a loved one, friend or even a pet.

Beneath all the gossip and pointless bitchery and trolling, we're the warm, steadily beating heart of the Datalounge, and we will often surprise you in the best possible ways.

[quote] even a pet.

Is it a rescue dog?

I'm the increasing prevalence of posters in Let's Be threads who don't know the correct posting format should start with "I'm" or "We're."

This thread is a refreshing exception.

I'm a cat thread. You know you love me.

R77, is it a rescue cat?

I'm the poster who quotes others but never with a reference R#, so that the reader doesn't know whom he is quoting, for context.

I'm the endless porn threads!

I'm Janeane Garofalo's biggest fan and I'd like to talk about her hair!

I think Britney Spears is talented.

I'm the underlying misery of the whole endeavor.

I am a genuine flyover gay. I have been reading DL since 2001. I am too terrified to participate although I am a sweet guy.

I'm Dex. I'm still alive and still here.

I'm the one who's been here since 97.

Who the fuck is Dex?

R86 An E-Boy who collects Hello Kitty.

Harō Kiti

IM THE ALL CAPS FRAUS

R89 is BILL TAYLOR.

I'm The Tom Hiddleston Is He Or Isn't He threads.

Now that he's openly shacked up with Zawe Ashton, it's gotten real dull for me around here.

However, Ashton is incredibly plain (figure not bad but her face makes him look like Tyrone Power), so perhaps there's some smoke there yet!

I'm the Daily Mail.

So many links to me are put up here, I ought to get an honorary membership!

I'm the word "hole".

I own this website.

I'm the gay man who realizes I'm not wanted here anymore.

I’m the post-Caucasian trans Asian. Me so hoooorny!

Then what are you waiting for, R94? GTFO! We hate f@gs.

I’m an eldergay in search of tech support for my computer running Windows 95

I’m yet another thread on Belinda Carlisle or Bananarama and how they are under appreciated.

Let’s bring back the humor, OP. Get off your butt and start adding the humor. It’s up to you.

This is tech support, R97, and we'll be calling you back within the hour. Try not to answer your TV remote this time when the phone rings....

R100 I’ll make sure the TV is loud as possible in the background when you call

In that case, R101, perhaps we might address your issue via text. OH WAIT! Noooooo. Bad idea!

Yes I have an extensive and complicated computer issue I expect to be easily resolved via chat support!

Im the unused "Search" function that people refuse to use; instead they start a new thread about a topic even though we already have 25 threads about said topic.

I'm Joyce Bulifant, and I've been feeling neglected lately.

I'm the bitchy queen who thinks she knows everything about everything, hunty.