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The Ultimate Boy Dad!

I kinda feel sorry for the wife, just imagine the stress she has to deal with at home!

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by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2021 2:59 AM

How quaintly middle-class!

by Anonymousreply 1November 27, 2021 8:24 PM

I blame social media.

by Anonymousreply 2November 27, 2021 8:36 PM

My grandpa had six girls in a row, then four boys in a row.

by Anonymousreply 3November 27, 2021 8:43 PM

That's an alpha breeder.

by Anonymousreply 4November 27, 2021 8:44 PM

But the question is they already have 6 kids all boys and the coming one most likely a boy too, why do they need so many kids? Are they Mormons?

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2021 9:01 PM

That's cute, but for Christ's sake STOP HAVING KIDS

by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2021 9:08 PM

"Are they Mormons? "

Nailed it! The only good-looking white people who have a shit-load of kids are always Mormon, like those Hansons

MMMBop !

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2021 9:12 PM

The odds of having a male child = 50%

The odds of have six male children consecutively = 1.5625%

The odds of having SEVEN male children consecutively = 0.78125%

The odds of the next child being a girl = 50% (It's an Independent Event)

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2021 9:33 PM

"Dad" kinda looks like John Travolta, but I still want to play with his chest hair!!

by Anonymousreply 9November 27, 2021 9:35 PM

God they're gross.

by Anonymousreply 10November 27, 2021 9:38 PM

I want to taste his sperm.

by Anonymousreply 11November 27, 2021 9:43 PM

The farts alone would be unbearable...

by Anonymousreply 12November 27, 2021 10:09 PM

Odds are he never picks one of them up unless there's a camera around...

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2021 10:10 PM

Odds are one or more of the child is gay!

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2021 10:11 PM

Odds are the husband's gay.

by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2021 11:57 PM

Ah, yes. Let's all celebrate a couple's inability to practice birth control.

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2021 12:16 AM

He probably doesn’t even know all their names. Let’s be honest.

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2021 12:25 AM

THIS . . . is why I keep comin' back to DataLounge!!

Keep up the great posts and comments!!!

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2021 12:37 AM

Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2021 1:05 AM

Somebody put a muzzle on that dick

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2021 1:09 AM

[quote]That's an alpha breeder.

Depends how thick his penis is.

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2021 2:59 AM
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