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My gay partner of 20 years was drunk and drugged in a party and knocked up a married woman afterwards. Since we are in Texas and

abortion is not allowed, the woman is planning to get the operation done out of state. She also planned to keep it a secret from her husband. Shall I report her to get the $10,000 bounty as revenge?

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2021 9:01 AM

FAIL

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 11:48 PM

Brevity is your friend, EST.

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 11:49 PM

too much drama

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by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 11:49 PM

Please, OP.

Tell us more details.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 11:50 PM

More of your stupid bullshit defactard..

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 11:50 PM

What goes around comes around.

Drop the revenge plan.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 11:51 PM

This is what passes for wit on DL these days

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 11:52 PM

Nothing seems likelier than a drugged and drunk gay man achieving the kind of erection that ends in ejaculation inside a woman.

Think it through, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 11:52 PM

You could probably make more by blackmailing the wife by threatening to tell the husband.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 11:52 PM

🤔 Maybe your "gay" partner isn't as gay as you think he is.

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 11:56 PM

A trashy drunk woman from Texas?

I'm thinking your hubby is an obesexual.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 11:59 PM

Obviously, why are you even asking?

by Anonymousreply 12November 27, 2021 12:22 AM

[quote]Nothing seems likelier than a drugged and drunk gay man achieving the kind of erection that ends in ejaculation inside a woman. Think it through, OP.

Also, while this is a poor excuse for an EST, reporting her wouldn’t be a revengeful act against your partner because he isn't the one who is pregnant, revenge would be making him raise the kid.

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2021 1:27 AM

[quote]You could probably make more by blackmailing the wife by threatening to tell the husband.

In my version of OP’s EST the couple has a non-monogamous marriage which explains why she was at a party without her husband, blackmail wouldn’t work. And because it’s Texas, the husband can openly carry his collection of guns so don’t threaten him or his wife.

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2021 1:31 AM

Elaborate Scenario Troll

by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2021 1:33 AM

Op. As a joke it’s a flop. If true: how horrible you are. If he fucked a chick - think of all the guys he fucks behind your back.

by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 1:36 AM

-$10,000/0.0

by Anonymousreply 17November 27, 2021 1:36 AM

OP, YOU are the loser!

*real or not

by Anonymousreply 18November 27, 2021 1:41 AM

What you should do OP, is get a life.

by Anonymousreply 19November 27, 2021 1:44 AM

0/10. You're suffering from turkey poisoning. One of the symptoms is posting stupid shit on a gay message board instead of Facebook, you disgusting Frau.

by Anonymousreply 20November 27, 2021 2:50 AM

You're acting like a selfish MAGA

by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2021 3:05 AM

What would Lulu Fishpaw do?

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by Anonymousreply 22November 27, 2021 3:16 AM

I'm not sure the gay part is relevant. It seems superfluous to the story. Unless you are a lesbian OP.

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2021 3:38 AM

Never seen a DL post with a second sentence in the thread title and then randomly continues the sentence in the body.

Your mother should've aborted you.

by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2021 6:27 AM

Can we get Texas (and OP) to secede already?

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2021 6:29 AM

You are fucked up in the head in a major way for making this seriously lame post OP. I think you may have a mental illness and should seek help from a mental health care provider. People who are of sound mind don't post things like this. I am not kidding, I really think you need professional help.

by Anonymousreply 26November 27, 2021 6:30 AM

No. Starting knitting little garments

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2021 6:47 AM

Give me a call OP there are solutions..

by Anonymousreply 28November 27, 2021 6:47 AM

No, I'M the one you should be calling.

by Anonymousreply 29November 27, 2021 7:04 AM

Everything on Datalounge is so weird tonight. I can't figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 30November 27, 2021 7:16 AM

It's understandable...he was drunk and probably thought this woman was you...(same saggy tits, flappy cunt lips). Totally not his fault, he thought he was with his boo.

by Anonymousreply 31November 27, 2021 7:42 AM

Lol OP! How dare he. How dare of her. Yes you should report her. Give us a blow by bow. I'm agog.

by Anonymousreply 32November 27, 2021 8:31 AM

DefatTurd really needs to get a life

by Anonymousreply 33November 27, 2021 8:35 AM

How long has she been pregnant that she needs an “operation” to remove it? Do you know what abortion is in 2021, or is your only frame of reference Dirty Dancing?

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2021 9:01 AM
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