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World's oldest woman dies

At 124.

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by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2021 3:58 PM

So young.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 4:54 AM

Madonna looked great right up to the end!

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 4:56 AM

[quote] A woman in the Philippines believed to be the world's oldest person has passed away at age 124.

She died.




by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 4:57 AM

What was on her Edison cylinder?

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 4:59 AM

Can you IMAGINE how much her cunt must have smelled?

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 5:01 AM

She was born in1897? She may well have been last person alive from the nineteenth century. I would have thought that they were all long gone.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 5:13 AM

I doubt she was really 124.

Probably just lies.

Philippinos are notorious liars.

As if a third world shit hole that that would have reliable records to confirm her birth from the late 1800's.

I call MAJOR bullshit..

The only countries with reliable and verifiable records to prove someone's birth from back in those days, would be in Europe or the US.

Which is why we don't have anyone who is 124 years old.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 6:33 AM

I believe it. There are a lot of U.S. women in their low-100s. If you're tiny and have a healthy, low-stress lifestyle... it's not so impossible.

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 11:01 PM

No she wasn't that old. Jeanne Louise Calment is the only confirmed person to live over 120 years.

Currently Kane Tanaka of Japan is about a month and half away from her 119th birthday

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 11:19 PM

Don't believe it.

As an aside, I fell into the Jeanne Calment imposter theory rabbit hole a few years ... fascinating stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 11:25 PM

She died fighting an oil rig fire!

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 11:33 PM

Not a believer, either. Jeanne Calment at 121 was herself such an outlier that her death age has, as noted, been the subject of much skepticism. A death age of 124 is, obviously, even more of an outlier.

by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2021 11:36 PM

From the OP’s article:

[quote] cause of death has not been determined, but local health officials said she will be tested for COVID-19.

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2021 11:39 PM

Can I have her things?

by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2021 11:50 PM

R13, the average age of Covid deaths - at least in the USA - already exceeds the average age for non-Covid deaths, so a death at 124 would only further advance the average age at death for this virus.

by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2021 12:01 AM

Who remembers the Ann Landers perennial column "Please God, I'm Only 124!"

by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 12:34 AM

How long do you think it’s been since she has a penis inside of her clam?

by Anonymousreply 17November 27, 2021 12:47 AM

I was going to say 'look at the changes she's seen' but they probably don't even have plumbing.

by Anonymousreply 18November 27, 2021 12:48 AM

[quote] How long do you think it’s been since she has a penis inside of her clam?

She will now.

by Anonymousreply 19November 27, 2021 12:54 AM

There was a lady in our town that lived to 111 theytook her off life support, but ....she was on life support for 11 yrs, her $$$$ must have ran out.

by Anonymousreply 20November 27, 2021 1:28 AM

A friend's mother lived a healthy 100 years and died suddenly a week after celebrating her centennial. When I remarked to my friend what a great way to go out, she said her mother was anticipating living many more years & would probably think she had been cheated!

by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2021 1:35 AM

Did her lady curtains/beef flaps drag the floor?

by Anonymousreply 22November 27, 2021 1:42 AM

[quote] Did her lady curtains/beef flaps drag the floor?

In that country, they refer to it as her "chicharones."

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2021 1:47 AM

R7, not true that only the U.S. and Europe have accurate records going back that far. Japan had its first census in the 6th century AD and also has had a more accurate system called Koseki mandated by law in 1872-1873. So Kane Tanaka's age (118) was verified.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2021 2:20 AM

Japan the Philippines is not.

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2021 3:15 PM


Not so, they have removed several elderly Japanese men from the list of longest lived people for fabricating age.

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2021 3:58 PM
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