A Thanksgiving Note from Pete and Chasten

That's some middle school penmanship. And lol "fulfilling new work," nice dig at Chasten.

Jealous, bitches? Oh, we think so.

Never in all my life have I seen such appalling penmanship!

God, even his signature is fat.

C P ? Well we know who ordered that stationary and gave themselves top billing.

It is a perversion of the conventions and intent of stationery to have "couples stationery."

No. This is classless and deluded.

Personal notes and letters do not come from a committee. Period. "Chasen sends his affection but withholds his infections," is how one's partner, spouse, child or parent is included in a note.

Such boors.

R5, and it's not a good look for Pete if he wants to run for president one day. A lot of America will see this as Pete being the woman in the relationship.

identical signatures

Tacky and midwestern.

Okay, can one of you cunts start a “Best Ideas for Stationary” thread? Cause now I just wanna see stationary.

Wow, listen to the seething jealousy in this thread. They probably wrote that after a morning fuck session. Chasten is filled with Pete's cum. After a shower, they walked in to check on their cute little twins. The future president and first gentleman are just better than you.

[R11], you're seething; nobody in the replies is seething. And they don't check on the spawn, the nanny does that, dear. Try to keep up.

[quote] Okay, can one of you cunts start a “Best Ideas for Stationary” thread? Cause now I just wanna see stationary.

Honestly R10 you seem cunty enough to start your own cunty threads.

It is a perversion of the conventions and intent of stationery to have "couples stationery."

It is perfectly fine to have both family (couples) stationery and also personal stationery.

[quote] with the arrival of Penelope and Joesph, a new home...

So did they move out of their one bedroom apartment in DC and get a new home without telling us, or are they considering the one bedroom apartment their new home?

Glad to see their "stationary" won't move .

I'm sure they moved to either Georgetown and Alexandria. Maybe a lovely compound in Kalorama.

I want to hear from someone who can do handwriting analysis.

Hey I am relevant too.

What does C P stand for? Commie pinko?

Unless you are known by a single initial, like M or G, don't even try

These boys are SO gullible. I'm having a blast yanking their chains.

[quote] Wow, listen to the seething jealousy in this thread.

Gurl, if being bred and creampied by Pete made my penmanship that awful...no thank you, ma'am.

R20, it's "C/P" for Cocksucking and Porn," which is all these x2 nellies do. No anal, otherwise we' be looking at a CPA's generic stationery.

And yes, I agree the penmanship is concerning. Chasten could've at least been bothered to learn cursive.

femChasten gets pounded by mascPete. Of course your all seethingly jealous.

What are you bitches expecting, hearts over the i-s? That looks regular male penmanship.

That chicken scratch is Pete's handwriting. Chasten's is more flowy and teenage girlish.

R21 whore G and M?

Who writes notes these days?

[quote] Who writes notes these days?

Two pretentious FLYOVER wine cave cunts.

"Let them eat CAK!"

They're both such old maids. I can see why Pete appeals to elderly white women who haven't been laid in 50 years.

[quote]Who writes notes these days?

People with breeding.

[quote] People with breeding.

Yeah,

Chasten's the bottom and Pete does the breeding.

That's how she got pregnant in the first place!

[quote]Of course your all seethingly jealous.

Oh, dear.

Hitler had similar handwriting.

Pete is a commanding top.

It’s a very nice note. Frankly I like the idea of an old fashion written letter. I’m doing it this year with my Christmas cards.

I want to see the note where Pete tells us which DC Intern he’s parking his meat in regularly.

I've written a letter to Daddy.

R11 doesn't even know what a seething kettle is, because she makes her Lady Grey in her microwave.

And as for R37, Oh, dear, for error and on principle.

I want to see the hand written letter where Pete tells us when the supply chain will be fixed.

Was this letter sent to the world? He's the US Secretary of Transportation, not the Pope.

Pete and Chasten, what's your dinnerware?

[quote] Pete and Chasten, what's your dinnerware?

My mother gifted me her finest CHINET set!

Why is Pete settling for Chas? With all his newfound power, you'd think he'd trade up or at least be fucking some twunky intern.

I wish Pete had instead mistakenly posted the note he also wrote to his assistant, asking him to purchase a gram of uncut cocaine, a bottle of Russian vodka, and those two 18- year old Bel Ami “models” from that video he likes.

What a lovely polite well bred couple.

Is Pete of the "I never learned cursive" generation?

Isn't he a millennial? Cursive went out with the boomers.

It's written in cursive. Pretentious cursive.

[quote]A lot of America will see this as Pete being the woman in the relationship.

Are you serious?

[quote]And they don't check on the spawn, the nanny does that, dear.

Not on a cabinet secretary’s salary they don’t.

Putting the C first and the P second seems like they're acknowledging that Chasten took Pete's last name. Seems fair, IMO.

I studied handwriting a little. The spacing, i.e., lots of space between the words and lots of space between the lines, stands out. IIRC, it means a person who needs space in social situations.

All of the loopy-type letters are closed-up as well. The Os, the As (lower case), etc. I think it means he's kind of closed.

Also, slightly illegible. Geez.

Couple's stationery? LOL!

P & C do seem to take a lot of cues from hetero couples. Maybe it will work for Pete, with women voters.

All of my married gay friends tend to fall into typical heteronormative sex roles in their marriages. I'm not sure why that is, but it happens.

lack of imagination

Buttigieg has high name recognition, favorability rating in Biden Cabinet: survey

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has a higher name recognition and favorability rating than most other Biden Cabinet members, according to a new poll.

The survey, conducted by Morning Consult and Politico, found that 83 percent of registered voters know who Buttigieg is, and 38 percent have a favorable view of the secretary.

Pretentious little shits. Typical, however.

Hey look everyone!

We're just like a STRAIGHT married couple.

Don't you just love us???

My babies! Hope they live happily forever.

The whole thing seems like a calculated effort to show voters that he is "heteronormative". He is really thirsty for the oval office.

Seems like gay couples are only allowed to do very few things together, since sharing a life would be too heteronormative.

The Pete/Chastain relationship that they put out there for public consumption is B-O-R-I-N-G. I want to hear the juicy stuff, like if they have an open relationship, if they hire escorts, or if they do poppers, things like that.

[quote] I want to hear the juicy stuff, like if they have an open relationship, if they hire escorts, or if they do poppers, things like that.

If that doesn't get Pete elected to the Presidency, then I don't know what will!

Peter is an insatiable bottom.

[quote]The whole thing seems like a calculated effort to show voters that he is "heteronormative".

This is ridiculous. I think it's charming that they have old-fashioned habits like joint stationery. I can guarantee they both read Miss Manners. It's just something that couples used to do - since when is it specifically heterosexual? Do gay couples have to do everything different from straight couples?

What does the first sentence say? “so many music families”? Just kidding, I know it says “so many misc. families” but it’s an odd phrasing. Miscellaneous families seems so old fashioned.

Why does he use L’s for h and a dot for o? Wi Lipe yiu hive i giid Liliday.

r69, I think it says, "...so many [bold] more [/bold] families."

If I had to guess, I that's Pete's writing.

It's quite difficult to read. Not good.

That letter clinches his VP nomination in 2024. The question is, who will be the pres nominee?

Why would it chinch his nomination?

“Yours in haste!”

[quote] Why would it chinch his nomination?

R72 is very easily impressed, if he would vote for someone based on a Thanksgiving note.

Sad.

And no one spotted

[quoted]’…to be ask’?

^ sorry I fucked up the formatting

[quote]’…to be ask’?

What’s wrong with to be ask?

R78: it should have been ‘to be askED’

Fail. You write a note like using a fountain pen fitted with a thick masculine nib and in manly midnight blue ink.

. . . like that using . . .

[quote]The Pete/Chastain relationship

How did Jessica get involved?

It is a fail. Fountain pen and cursive when one bothers with monogrammed stationery. For men their age and backgrounds, the aspirational gesture is laughable. Pete's been to une grande école and labored among the asian heathens, which should have sufficed to sate this inferiority complex. He's 39. This is the act of young and wet homosexuals.

R83 He just wants to act younger.

Like all of us

[quote] Seems like gay couples are only allowed to do very few things together, since sharing a life would be too heteronormative.

I think you have to consider why those rituals described as "heteronormative" exist. It was all created in a patriarchy where the wife is assumed to be the legally disenfranchised, submissive partner to her husband. Couples get together to procreate, provide protection for the wife, domestic support for the husband, and a type of companionship where the roles are assigned by gender. The social culture is borne of retrograde gender roles. Today, heterosexual couples who are more liberated have eschewed many of those customs. It is peculiar that a male same-gendered couple would pick up what many heteros have thrown away -- particularly a couple so (relatively) young.

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Someone should shame them for that handwriting! I wrote like a 17 year old girl until I was 40, but I got a book and fixed it. Just another no-style no-clue marker from these boring bimbos.

All you bitches saying Pete is really the top in the marriage; what are you basing that on?

This thread is hilarious.

Only two things are missing, though.

1) The obligatory R1 post: "Get 'em, girls!"

2) HISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Although in this particular instance, both 1 and 2 would be warranted.

They are "aspirational," indeed. And very TWEE.

Prince Philip's letter is GREAT. Perfect legible straightforward cursive.

I wonder if Chasten is already of the generations who haven't learned cursive

THIS is the nail in the coffin of Pete's political aspirations!

It's something you expect from Montecito, not Washington.

If you have read chasten’s book, you would have noticed that he always dreamed about having a husband, cooking for him and having children. he even was getting frustrated he hadn’t got himself a husband already at 24 (!). he must be living his best life as mr buttigieg and being a stay at home dad with his babies, whom he had with his wealthy and successful husband.

Unless Pete is a weirdo, he's going to take a lover soon. No 40 yo very powerful and ambitious man is going to maintain his mojo with a fat spouse and a couple toddlers ruling the roost.

That note is not written in cursive, it’s just sloppy printing.

[quote] If you have read chasten’s book, you would have noticed that he always dreamed about having a husband, cooking for him and having children. he even was getting frustrated he hadn’t got himself a husband already at 24

That's one of the saddest things I've ever read.

He sounds like some Indiana FRAU trying to bag a husband, then become a "stay at home mom" to Kayleigh and Austen.

Fucking pathetic wannabe straight.

Some folks here make your typical bigoted suburban couple actually sound tolerant.

Some people want to be fraus, that's just how it is.

Does Chasten still have his tattoo of a Jif peanut butter jar?

[quote] Putting the C first and the P second seems like they're acknowledging that Chasten took Pete's last name.

I think you’re reading too much into it. I suspect CP is better than PC for all the weak jokes theyd get if it was the latter.

The people who hate Pete need serious counseling.

That illegible scribble looks like someone dipped a chicken's feet in ink and then let him run around on the page.

Two children with a future leader of the country.....

A media empire with books, TV appearances.....

Stationery.....

A growing sense of self importance.....

Who does this bitch think he is.....ME?

[quote]I think you’re reading too much into it. I suspect CP is better than PC for all the weak jokes theyd get if it was the latter.

Nah ... they just stole the stationery from executive at Colgate-Palmolive.

I can't wait for the Christmas photo with Pete, Chastain and the twins all in matching holiday sweaters.

"From our family to yours..."

So adorable!

[quote] Buttigieg has high name recognition, favorability rating in Biden Cabinet: survey

Okay maybe I haven't been paying attention but what other Cabinet member has run for and is still running for president?

Whay other Cabinet member has been putting himself and his spouse in the media as much as Pete has?

So, duh!, of course he has high name recognition. And who knows what the favorability rating means. He's a fucking Cabinet member who hasn't been indicted or locked children in cages. That is probably enough to say yea I can give him a favorable rating.

And, sorry, but "couples stationery" has no tradition. Married women had their own personal stationery as did their husbands. They did not do joint stationery.

Pete needs to come off as an "every man" type in order to become prez...like a gay version of Jimmy Stewart or Tom Hanks. He needs to show the show he and Chasten are no different from other hard-working nuclear families.

[quote] He sounds like some Indiana FRAU trying to bag a husband,

Sounds more like a giggolo or gold digger to me. Plenty of Indiana fraus work to bring in money.

Is R105 really Katie Couric’s children or did she just post a stock photo?

If Chasten always wanted to be in a house-husband-type role, maybe this is a very compatible match. Obviously, Pete is ambitious. Whatever job Pete has will be demanding. It might not be the ideal situation for everyone, but it seems to work for them.

The only thing missing, was Pete signing the note, "Jealous, Bitches?"

They write fat.

Has anyone else in the Cabinet issued a Thanksgiving missive to the nation? Is this an American tradition? What did the Secretary of Energy say?

It's like the Queen's Christmas Address. Who the fuck do these two think they are?

These bitches are THIRSTEEEEE! So transparent.

I love Pete and Chasten mostly for the way they whip up bitchy DL-ers into a lather.

OMG Buttplug as president and Jackie Mo as first lady. God help us all.

First time as tragedy, second time as comedy, R116.

The Queen has Spoken.

Pete Buttigieg IS Meghan Markle! His career - like hers - will be over when their surrogates decide to confide in a tabloid.

Pete is the bottom. Chasten would never accept a penis in the nasty place that he keeps nasty for his trips to the baths.

[quote]And no one spotted [quoted]’…to be ask’?

Because it says "to be able"

Are these two monogamous? I can't believe Pete is content with this basic little frau.

Hey Pete hating dumdums! Do you feel better putting him down? I mean, do you feel you’re pulling yourself up by pulling him down?

I know the answer. So just axin’.

The royal "we", and the very fact they feel the need to write that little hand note... it's as if they're been hanging out with Harry and Meghan. It does seem a bit pretentious. Why not a public post on your website or social media? I'm guessing the Chasten one is really buying in to the fiction that they're somehow a new global power couple. He's certainly ambitious, definitely likes playing a traditional female role. Why are these two so thirsty? Do some fucking work first, earn the attention THEN project your self adoration. Pete hasn't done shit yet. Nothing, except social climb. Good for him. Now it's time to get some work done and prove yourself. Enough with the promotion and PR tactics. I'm beginning to dislike him more by the day.

Add Pete and Chasten's behavior to the list of reasons Trump is going to win in 2024.

It's so funny how Pete and Chasten send some of you off the deep end. Pete and Chasten writing a handwritten note on couple's stationery is going to drive people to vote for Donald Trump? Are you kidding?

And incidentally, Trump is more unpopular than he has ever been, and the only way he could win in 2024 is by cheating and/or manipulating the system (which I have no doubt he would do). There is nothing on the planet that could cause people who haven't voted for him in the past to start voting for him now.

R126 Pete's haters here sound as delusional as this hysterical woman. At some point they will have to deal with the fact he's actually becoming a [italic]very[/italic] popular figure among the Democratic base.

r127 And even more will have to contend with Chasten's growing popularity in the DC baths. His friends from South Bend in particular are reportedly becoming very jealous with every tidbit they hear through the circuit!

R122. No. Didn't you see the note? They're monogramous.

It’s all so twee.

Does Pete accompany the missus to "Mommie Dearest Night" and the local Bijou?

[quote] Pete and Chasten writing a handwritten note on couple's stationery

I still laugh every time I read that. Who the fuck uses "couple's stationery"? Is this some new Social Media inspired fakery.

Fuck both of these pretentious FLYOVER cunts!

They make me sick.

Jesus. Take a pill, R133.

Chasten probably alighted on the idea of couple’s stationery while browsing some frau’s Pinterest board.

Chasten's note when Pete dumps him for the tall ripped gorgeous and sophisticated Ivy League grad and young DC intern he's been schtupping for 6 months already.

Pete is never going to leave Chasten. They're too much in love.