How would Matt Damon be treated in prison?

M.D.

M.D.

Why is Matt Damion all over the place all of a sudden. Is it because he calls gays f-ggots? He’s everywhere all of a sudden, like this is 1997-98. Good grief. He hasn’t been a media darling in years.

[quote] Why is Matt Damion all over the place all of a sudden.

Somebody was wondering just the opposite on DL a few days ago:

[quote] What's wrong with DL? We still haven't discussed him this week, there used to be many threads about him around here.

The f-ggot thing definitely got him back into the spot light. Homophobia is a godsend to obscure-borderline obscure celebrities.

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world

[quote]How would Matt Damon be treated in prison?

His bubblebutt would be plowed.

What's a "bubblebutt"? How does it relate to Matt Damon?

He would need a larger poster to hide escape hole he made in the wall.

[quote] What's a "bubblebutt"?

The kind of male butt admired by common fags with poor taste.

The same way he was treated by Hollywood execs. He'd be the pass-around bitchboy

Scary obsession on display here

Fag!

[quote] Scary obsession on display here

With prison sex?

With good will..

Teehee, R15.

Lots of cock

He'd be taking it like a fag.

He'd be loving every minute of it.

[quote] Lots of cock

He’d be fucking so many in the prison with his huge cock.

He did show his peen in Downsizing, it was a distant shot but I could tell it was just average size, he is no Jason Priestley R20 .

R20, he'd be fucking many but it wouldn't be with his cock.

Young Matt Damon would be very popular in prison.

^^^^^ What about 2021 Damon?

R21 Nothing matches up to JP's meat.

R24 His mushy ass wouldn't be worth fighting over. He'd be someone's cell-cleaning bitch for protection - and sucking cock, of course.

Hahah loved the description R26, but lets face it, a multimillionaire like him, would probably have his own cell, looking like an apartment.

R27 An apartment with more BBC than he could ever want.

Before he went to Hollywood butch-it-up camp.

R29 Wow, I'd forgotten that Affleck was actually the pretty one at one point.

[quote] An apartment with more BBC than he could ever want.

I hope you mean BBC News and not the dreadful BBC America.

They were SO cute together, lovely pic ❤️ R29

Would that be Big black cock or Big brown cock or both R28?

R31 If it's news, the news ain't good.

I like him in spite of the fact that he's always caught saying stupid shit.

I like him too R35

Gross damon is

He's said to be a nice person. I don't recall him sexually harassing people like Ben did. I think Matt is just ignorant and should avoid doing interviews for his image.

Damion.