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How would Matt Damon be treated in prison?

From the "Will you be investing in the Matt Damon crypto company?" thread.

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by Anonymousreply 33November 29, 2021 2:45 PM


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by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2021 3:04 AM


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by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2021 3:05 AM

Why is Matt Damion all over the place all of a sudden. Is it because he calls gays f-ggots? He’s everywhere all of a sudden, like this is 1997-98. Good grief. He hasn’t been a media darling in years.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2021 3:12 AM

[quote] Why is Matt Damion all over the place all of a sudden.

Somebody was wondering just the opposite on DL a few days ago:

[quote] What's wrong with DL? We still haven't discussed him this week, there used to be many threads about him around here.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2021 3:17 AM

The f-ggot thing definitely got him back into the spot light. Homophobia is a godsend to obscure-borderline obscure celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2021 3:21 AM

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 3:23 AM

[quote]How would Matt Damon be treated in prison?

His bubblebutt would be plowed.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2021 3:55 AM

What's a "bubblebutt"? How does it relate to Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2021 3:59 AM

He would need a larger poster to hide escape hole he made in the wall.

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2021 4:19 AM

[quote] What's a "bubblebutt"?

The kind of male butt admired by common fags with poor taste.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2021 7:31 AM

The same way he was treated by Hollywood execs. He'd be the pass-around bitchboy

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2021 8:48 AM

Scary obsession on display here

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2021 8:52 AM


by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 8:56 AM

[quote] Scary obsession on display here

With prison sex?

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2021 4:22 PM

With good will..

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2021 8:33 PM

Teehee, R15.

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2021 12:40 AM

Lots of cock

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2021 6:52 AM

He'd be taking it like a fag.

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2021 6:59 AM

He'd be loving every minute of it.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2021 7:10 AM

[quote] Lots of cock

He’d be fucking so many in the prison with his huge cock.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2021 6:57 PM

He did show his peen in Downsizing, it was a distant shot but I could tell it was just average size, he is no Jason Priestley R20 .

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2021 6:30 AM

R20, he'd be fucking many but it wouldn't be with his cock.

by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2021 6:34 AM

Young Matt Damon would be very popular in prison.

by Anonymousreply 23November 28, 2021 6:52 AM

^^^^^ What about 2021 Damon?

by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2021 7:03 AM

R21 Nothing matches up to JP's meat.

by Anonymousreply 25November 28, 2021 7:06 AM

R24 His mushy ass wouldn't be worth fighting over. He'd be someone's cell-cleaning bitch for protection - and sucking cock, of course.

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2021 7:07 AM

Hahah loved the description R26, but lets face it, a multimillionaire like him, would probably have his own cell, looking like an apartment.

by Anonymousreply 27November 28, 2021 7:26 AM

R27 An apartment with more BBC than he could ever want.

by Anonymousreply 28November 29, 2021 12:35 AM

Before he went to Hollywood butch-it-up camp.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 29, 2021 2:06 AM

R29 Wow, I'd forgotten that Affleck was actually the pretty one at one point.

by Anonymousreply 30November 29, 2021 2:18 AM

[quote] An apartment with more BBC than he could ever want.

I hope you mean BBC News and not the dreadful BBC America.

by Anonymousreply 31November 29, 2021 5:13 AM

They were SO cute together, lovely pic ❤️ R29

by Anonymousreply 32November 29, 2021 1:19 PM

Would that be Big black cock or Big brown cock or both R28?

by Anonymousreply 33November 29, 2021 2:45 PM
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