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BREAKING: I just let a fart

You should have seen my little dachshund. His eyes opened up as big a saucers!

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 2:45 AM

It is best to refrain from posting about anally belching.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2021 1:39 AM

The worst are truly the SBD'S !!!!

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2021 1:44 AM

You let it do what? Engage in conversation? Threaten someone nearby? Offer a guest a hot bevvy?

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2021 1:49 AM

That's nice, dear.

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2021 1:50 AM

One's nether emissions smell of Floris White Rose, with a soupçon of L'Heure Bleue.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2021 1:51 AM

Just remember, a skunk smells her own hole first.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 2:45 AM
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