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As God is my witness,

I thought turkeys could fly.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 3:07 AM

One of the funniest moments ever on TV.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 10:28 PM


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by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 2:10 AM

oh, the humanity!

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 2:25 AM

“W - K - R —-P!”

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 2:44 AM

The best ever.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 3:00 AM

They CAN FLY, just not very far , those fat breasts and legs dont like to be airborn.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 3:05 AM

Best punchline, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 3:07 AM
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