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Who Keeps Stealing Little Debbie Snack Cakes in Missouri & Why?

In the city of Poplar Bluff, Missouri, two bandits have shocked the city with an odd spree of Little Debbie snack cake thefts the city with an odd spree of Little Debbie snack cake thefts.

The first incident happened during the early Morning of New Years Day, 2021. Two suspects broke into a storage unit, stole 20 boxes of snack cakes, & sped off in a Lincoln MKZ Sedan.

The crime was not discovered until January 3rd, when the tenet found the lock to his storage unit broken. He notified the authorities.

The stolen boxes contained 8 cases of bagged donuts, 2 cases of Zebra Cakes, 3 cases of Strawberry Shortcakes, 3 cases of Susie Q's, 2 cases of Birthday cakes, & 2 cases of Unicorn Cakes.

However, this was no isolated incident!

On May 22, 2 Bandits broke into another storage unit & stole an unknown amount of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

Both of the heists were caught on camera. The suspects appear to be a man & woman, they can be seen in this photo released to the public.

The heists aren't officially connected, but judging by the uniqueness of the crime & the similar descriptions of the suspects, it appears that there is a good chance that they are.

Authorities are confident that the bandits will be identified due to the characteristics of their car. If you have any information regarding the theft, please contact the Poplar Bluff Police Department at 573-686-8632.

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by Anonymousreply 77November 28, 2021 10:27 PM

They didn't even steal the good kind, the swiss rolls and the nutty buddies.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2021 12:49 AM

Fake news! Suzy Q's are Hostess.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2021 12:50 AM

If they make a movie of this it will become DL's "Ocean's Eleven".

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2021 12:50 AM

I was in LA!

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2021 12:51 AM

Move aside LV for the cake raiders!

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by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2021 12:51 AM

Why are these boxes in storage units?

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2021 12:51 AM

They were hired by Chrissy Metz! She hasn't been making enough money to cover her food bill as of late and refused to go on a diet.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2021 12:53 AM

Which one of you fat whores did this!

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2021 12:54 AM

Suzanne and Anthony while visiting Charlene's family.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2021 1:04 AM

I admit it -- I've emptied out all the rest of the U.S. states, so Missouri is all that's left now and it's MINE!

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2021 1:06 AM

[quote]If they make a movie of this it will become DL's "Ocean's Eleven".

THE THOMAS CRUNCH AFFAIR

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2021 1:12 AM

r3 more like an episode of Cannon

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2021 1:16 AM

Has anyone seen the ghost of Ginny in Billing?

by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2021 1:19 AM

Not Greg since he dead

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2021 1:24 AM

J'ACCUSE CHARLENE FRAZIER-STILLFIELD!

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2021 1:30 AM

MMMmmmmm... Little Debbie Snack Cakes by the boxful.... **drools**

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2021 1:34 AM

If it were me, it would be all about the nutty bars, star crunches, and those weird Christmas tree cake things.

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2021 1:38 AM

My snack purse doesn't fill itself for free.

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2021 1:38 AM

Was it a great big fat person?

by Anonymousreply 19November 23, 2021 1:41 AM

Question: who keeps Little Debbie Snack Cakes in a storage unit?

by Anonymousreply 20November 23, 2021 2:18 AM

There is a party store, used to be decent when it was a 7 Eleven years ago but since has gone downhill. Anyway, this guy keeps Twinkies, Little Debbie's, that kind of stuff in a big freezer case. Weird and I have never bought anything there except a soda late one night.

by Anonymousreply 21November 23, 2021 2:20 AM

There is nothing weird about keeping snack cakes in a freezer case. You haven't lived until experienced breaking those cakes out from a frozen state.

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2021 2:27 AM

[quote]Who Keeps Stealing Little Debbie Snack Cakes in Missouri & Why?

Maybe I can help from personal experience, although I think calling any part of the missing little princess that horrible term is disgusting:

Was - I mean is - Debbie ever a winner in the National Tiny Miss Beauty competition who embarrassed her mommy by having a potty tantrum during the sashing photo session?

by Anonymousreply 23November 23, 2021 2:29 AM

Popular Bluffs, Missouri and the waxy awfulness of cheap Little Debbie chocolate snacks. Damn, that’s depressing.

by Anonymousreply 24November 23, 2021 2:41 AM

I'm glad they didn't touch the Fancy Cakes. They don't deserve Little Debbie's best.

by Anonymousreply 25November 23, 2021 2:50 AM

OP, the correct headline would be " Which one of you bitches keeps doing this?"

by Anonymousreply 26November 23, 2021 2:57 AM

Well, when you’re in Poplar Bluffs, you have to do SOMETHING!

by Anonymousreply 27November 23, 2021 3:04 AM

They thought the packages said Little Doobies.

by Anonymousreply 28November 23, 2021 3:06 AM

Does Donald Trump have an alibi?

by Anonymousreply 29November 23, 2021 3:08 AM

[quote] "nutty buddies"

My mother LOVED the Nutty Buddy, R1, and would usually only purchase those. I got burned out. I DID love the Oatmeal Cream Pies, & Star Crunch though. Now, it's all too sweet for me.

I WILL say (because someone mentioned Hostess above) that I still like the Hostess Lemon, & Cherry Pies, but it's been at least a decade since I had either.

by Anonymousreply 30November 23, 2021 3:39 AM

Sounds like they're Debophiles.

by Anonymousreply 31November 23, 2021 3:47 AM

Here's one of my many dirty little secrets. Once upon a time I lived with someone who would get high, and snack in the evening hours. I didn't care that he did any of those things, but I had had other issues with that asshole. And I did most of the grocery shopping because that was something I did enjoy. So I'd buy Little Debbie oatmeal snack cakes and barbeque chips because I knew I would not eat them, but I knew he would go to them for his late night cravings. And then he got fat. And then I left him.

by Anonymousreply 32November 23, 2021 3:50 AM

Get Jessica Fletcher on the case!

by Anonymousreply 33November 23, 2021 3:56 AM

Follow the crumbs.

by Anonymousreply 34November 23, 2021 4:22 AM

I once knew a woman who once got arrested for shoplifting a Little Debbie's snackcake. And then she died. Seriously.

One of her daughters also slept with my boyfriend but we're not going to get into that right here or right now.

by Anonymousreply 35November 23, 2021 5:01 AM

Mama June claims she broke her teeth on one

by Anonymousreply 36November 23, 2021 5:10 AM

Have purse. Will travel.

by Anonymousreply 37November 23, 2021 5:42 AM

I remember when Little Debbie’s motto was “snatch a snack today!” That was like around 1990. But too many people said “snack a snatch today!” So they changed it.

by Anonymousreply 38November 23, 2021 5:59 AM

I don’t quite understand how cakes stay fresh so long. Biscuits, ie cookies and crackers, sure. But I assume the higher moisture content in cakes quickens expiry.

It’s why I avoid Mr Kipling products which are imported here.

by Anonymousreply 39November 23, 2021 6:41 AM

R39 Partially hydrogenated Palm oil, as well as other partially or fully hydrogenated shelf stable oils, chemical preservatives like BHT, sodium benzoate, ascorbic acid, and a whole host of other harder to type and pronounce ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 40November 23, 2021 6:52 AM

They age like fine wine.

by Anonymousreply 41November 23, 2021 6:57 AM

Is this another thread where old, fat hoes populate and talk about caks and Chrissy?

by Anonymousreply 42November 23, 2021 7:02 AM

I certainly hope so.

by Anonymousreply 43November 23, 2021 7:03 AM

Me!!!!

by Anonymousreply 44November 23, 2021 7:17 AM

[quote] it will become DL's "Ocean's Eleven"

I think you mean "Oceans Ate."

by Anonymousreply 45November 23, 2021 7:23 AM

I love this one...

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by Anonymousreply 46November 23, 2021 7:32 AM

It's not me. And anybody who says it is and that they have video proof of me cramming Oatmeal Creme Pies into my mouth one after the other and weeping, is lying.

by Anonymousreply 47November 23, 2021 7:34 AM

Is Chrissy Metz in town?

by Anonymousreply 48November 23, 2021 7:35 AM

Did Charlene move back after Bill came out and divorced her? If so, her. If not,,one of the other -lene Frazier girls.

by Anonymousreply 49November 23, 2021 7:40 AM

I made that bitch disappear.

by Anonymousreply 50November 23, 2021 9:27 AM

R40 Ascorbic acid is a form of Vitamin C, which wouldn’t bother me used as a preservative. I don’t subscribe to the “don’t eat anything you can’t pronounce” school of thought. Palm oil bothers me not for health reasons but because of the logging. But in any case I don’t see the point in eating a cake that’s been sitting on a shelf for 6 months when you can buy a fresh one pretty much daily at any major supermarket.

by Anonymousreply 51November 23, 2021 9:27 AM

I confess..

by Anonymousreply 52November 23, 2021 9:30 AM

R51 Yes, that one is natural. I have no arguments with you, and I don't purchase these, yet I must confess I have always been attracted to the appearance of the Fancy Cakes.

I finally gave into my curiosity late one night roughly eleven years ago, and bought a box of them. I was madly disappointed. They had very little to no discernible actual flavour, other than being too sweet. The icing was grainy, and left a waxy film behind. They look so much better than they taste. I fell for the script on the box as well. They really [italic] looked [/italic] fancy. I have not purchased any Little Debbie since, and probably never will. (I may have enjoyed a Dolly Madison Cherry or Apple pie on rare occasion however since then.)

by Anonymousreply 53November 23, 2021 10:26 AM

It's gotta be Charlene and one of her family members from Hee Haw.

by Anonymousreply 54November 23, 2021 10:56 AM

I’m sorry, mom wouldn’t let me put them in the grocery cart, it was the only way!

by Anonymousreply 55November 23, 2021 11:11 AM

I love that there's at least one other person on here who reads the Unresolved Mysteries reddit.

by Anonymousreply 56November 23, 2021 11:42 AM

I gained the freshman 15 because my college provided Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, and I had never had them. I also had very little self control, with unfettered access to processed sugar.

by Anonymousreply 57November 23, 2021 11:47 AM

[quote] It’s why I avoid Mr Kipling products which are imported here.

There is a world of difference between the preservatives in American and Brit snacks. Mr Kipling will last a few weeks, while an American Twinkie is essentially immortal.

by Anonymousreply 58November 23, 2021 12:33 PM

I'm guessing the units are overflow stock from nearby convenience stores?

Why else would there be storage lockers full of snack cakes?

But why would someone steal so many snack cakes?

by Anonymousreply 59November 23, 2021 12:43 PM

When I was in grad school, I worked near a bodega that would sell individual Little Debbie snack cakes from the box for 25 cents each. Since I was super poor, I'd buy four of them for $1 and that would be my meal. Oh how I loved wondering which kinds would be put out on the rack and choosing which ones I'd get.

And then I got fat.

by Anonymousreply 60November 23, 2021 12:55 PM

Update: a shifty-looking duck in a chef’s hat has been declared a person of interest.

by Anonymousreply 61November 23, 2021 1:33 PM

Is this part of the reason it’s so difficult to find Banana Twins?

by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2021 2:13 PM

Black market snack cakes. Now I've heard it all!

by Anonymousreply 63November 23, 2021 2:21 PM

[quote] I love that there's at least one other person on here who reads the Unresolved Mysteries reddit.

There was a recent thread on missing persons cases that was like an Unresolved Mysteries Greatest Hits, it made me laugh. We are legion!

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2021 2:24 PM

Betty Crocker can be a real bitch.

by Anonymousreply 65November 23, 2021 2:42 PM

If one is partial to trash-tier "snack cakes," these are the superior of anything Hostess or Little Debbie produces. These taste like how Twinkies are supposed to taste.

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by Anonymousreply 66November 23, 2021 8:51 PM

Fat whores who else

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2021 1:14 AM

Bonnie and Clyde: Fat Whore Edition

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2021 1:15 AM

My, my, my.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2021 2:27 AM

Where is Hercule Poirot when you need him?

by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2021 5:27 PM

burp!

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by Anonymousreply 71November 24, 2021 5:31 PM

Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?

by Anonymousreply 72November 24, 2021 9:14 PM

It must be an inside job.

I’m guessing the storage spaces belonged to a sales rep, whose ne’er do well brother or teenager is stealing the snacks to sell.

by Anonymousreply 73November 28, 2021 9:23 PM

Are Anne Blythe’s whereabouts accounted for?

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by Anonymousreply 74November 28, 2021 9:30 PM

I don't know, but I am pretty damn tired of everybody staring at MY SNACK PURSE!

by Anonymousreply 75November 28, 2021 9:48 PM

[quote] But why would someone steal so many snack cakes?

Why’f effvrybofy wookin at meef?

by Anonymousreply 76November 28, 2021 10:20 PM

Fatties on the lamb!!

by Anonymousreply 77November 28, 2021 10:27 PM
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