I'm about to make my first lemon tart, bitches!

Just wear yellow.

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Just buy one from the store.

Just piss in a bowl.

Much better without the meringue.

Best recipe is from Desserts by Pierre Herme.

Klaus Nomi was, among other things, famous for his delicious lemon tarts.

Becareful. This is how Greg was killed.

Will they nosh me now?

Qapla'!

Greg is DEAD

Jess Vill has some pointers for you:

It's all about lemon meringue pie!

Since all the frozen lemon meringue pies from the frozen section got away from lemon curd pies, we started making our own. So much better than the lemon meringue crème pie.

The only lemon tart I've loved was one with a fruit topping, blueberries, strawberries, kiwi (sounds weird, but it works), etc. Maybe a bit of fresh whipped cream, not out of a can or a tub, and no meringue of any kind.

Jess Vill is no Klaus Nomi, R12.

Greg is dead🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💣

Ooooh, honey, you just gave me an interesting idea!

Will you be inviting over Ron Don Terry Jim & Ray? Will they be coming to your apartment that you’ve had since 1969 in the West Village? Will you be using mothers recipes and her china?

OP, this has to be the gayest situation ever.

Greg is DEAD

Greg died so that DL might breathe fresh air and not COD and feces soaked Bexhamel

Lemon Tart?

How dare you use my drag name!

OP, I recommend you use a New York Times recipe. They're always winners!

[quote]I'm about to make my first lemon tart

Do you make it with that slut Don Lemon?

He made it with a big COD

YUMMY

Ew, Ma what are you doing to me, where that delicious fake lemon you used to use

Don't forget that all important layer of sautéed beef and onions.

Don't forget the prunes!

Do not put ragu, Cod and Prunes together and smother it in Bechamel. The late Greg blew his asshole from Queens into Drake’s mansion in Toronto. They are using part of his hole as a hoop on the built in basketball court.

R31 has issues.

One of them is not knowing what is funny.

If butter is a thickener, keep it refrigerated until you serve it.

r32, Hi Greg!!!

R32 is Greg’s ghost aka Evil old Coward Boris. I’ll shove a lemon tart up your ass you piece of shit.

Don't skimp on the lemon rind, OP. Lemon juice alone won't give you the flavor you're after, it does provides necessary acidity, but that's about it.

Thoroughly scrub the lemon, using baking soda or a commercial product designed to remove waxes and other junk that is applied to fruit. Trader Joe's sells a good one. Rinse well.

Let us know how it turned out.

Greg’s anus recently was excavated and is now letting off toxic fumes more dangerous than Covid.

Please use only high quality ingredients.

Greg died so that we can live and breathe clean fresh air