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I'm about to make my first lemon tart, bitches!

It's for a friends get together.

Wish me luck!

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by Anonymousreply 39November 27, 2021 2:25 PM

Just wear yellow.

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2021 8:57 PM

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by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2021 8:58 PM

Just buy one from the store.

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2021 9:01 PM

Just piss in a bowl.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2021 9:12 PM

Much better without the meringue.

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2021 9:43 PM

Best recipe is from Desserts by Pierre Herme.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2021 9:44 PM

Klaus Nomi was, among other things, famous for his delicious lemon tarts.

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2021 9:52 PM

Becareful. This is how Greg was killed.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2021 10:27 PM

Will they nosh me now?

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2021 10:46 PM

Qapla'!

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2021 10:50 PM

Greg is DEAD

by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2021 6:33 AM

Jess Vill has some pointers for you:

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by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2021 8:37 AM

It's all about lemon meringue pie!

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2021 8:01 PM

Since all the frozen lemon meringue pies from the frozen section got away from lemon curd pies, we started making our own. So much better than the lemon meringue crème pie.

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2021 9:29 PM

The only lemon tart I've loved was one with a fruit topping, blueberries, strawberries, kiwi (sounds weird, but it works), etc. Maybe a bit of fresh whipped cream, not out of a can or a tub, and no meringue of any kind.

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2021 9:50 PM

Jess Vill is no Klaus Nomi, R12.

by Anonymousreply 16November 21, 2021 10:05 PM

Greg is dead🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💣

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2021 12:44 AM

Ooooh, honey, you just gave me an interesting idea!

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2021 12:49 AM

Will you be inviting over Ron Don Terry Jim & Ray? Will they be coming to your apartment that you’ve had since 1969 in the West Village? Will you be using mothers recipes and her china?

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2021 12:52 AM

OP, this has to be the gayest situation ever.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2021 12:58 AM

Greg is DEAD

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2021 2:00 AM

Greg died so that DL might breathe fresh air and not COD and feces soaked Bexhamel

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2021 8:19 PM

Lemon Tart?

How dare you use my drag name!

by Anonymousreply 23November 23, 2021 8:21 PM

OP, I recommend you use a New York Times recipe. They're always winners!

by Anonymousreply 24November 23, 2021 8:22 PM

[quote]I'm about to make my first lemon tart

Do you make it with that slut Don Lemon?

by Anonymousreply 25November 23, 2021 8:24 PM

He made it with a big COD

by Anonymousreply 26November 23, 2021 8:26 PM

YUMMY

by Anonymousreply 27November 23, 2021 8:39 PM

Ew, Ma what are you doing to me, where that delicious fake lemon you used to use

by Anonymousreply 28November 23, 2021 8:43 PM

Don't forget that all important layer of sautéed beef and onions.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2021 1:46 AM

Don't forget the prunes!

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2021 1:48 AM

Do not put ragu, Cod and Prunes together and smother it in Bechamel. The late Greg blew his asshole from Queens into Drake’s mansion in Toronto. They are using part of his hole as a hoop on the built in basketball court.

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2021 3:45 AM

R31 has issues.

One of them is not knowing what is funny.

by Anonymousreply 32November 26, 2021 3:57 AM

If butter is a thickener, keep it refrigerated until you serve it.

by Anonymousreply 33November 26, 2021 4:25 AM

r32, Hi Greg!!!

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2021 5:10 AM

R32 is Greg’s ghost aka Evil old Coward Boris. I’ll shove a lemon tart up your ass you piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2021 12:42 PM

Don't skimp on the lemon rind, OP. Lemon juice alone won't give you the flavor you're after, it does provides necessary acidity, but that's about it.

Thoroughly scrub the lemon, using baking soda or a commercial product designed to remove waxes and other junk that is applied to fruit. Trader Joe's sells a good one. Rinse well.

Let us know how it turned out.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2021 7:44 PM

Greg’s anus recently was excavated and is now letting off toxic fumes more dangerous than Covid.

by Anonymousreply 37November 27, 2021 12:08 PM

Please use only high quality ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 38November 27, 2021 2:22 PM

Greg died so that we can live and breathe clean fresh air

by Anonymousreply 39November 27, 2021 2:25 PM
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