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Men who go out of their way to let you know they’re straight

Why do they do this, and what are some creative ways to have some fun at their expense?

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2021 7:47 AM

Well I love the birds and get erections when I have to do a sex scene with one.

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2021 5:18 AM

I really, really like women. Just so you know.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2021 5:19 AM

Stop accusing me of being gay!

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2021 5:22 AM

Because we can.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2021 5:26 AM

R1 r2 r3

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by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2021 5:27 AM

No straight men ever felt the need to do this to me.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2021 5:27 AM

I adore a virile, heterosexual man!

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2021 5:27 AM

I'm not a fag like you guys!

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2021 5:31 AM

"I don't know if you've ever met my wife?", two minutes after you've been introduced for the first time, purses falling from his mouth to signify his fragile sense of masculinity

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2021 5:36 AM

Thanks for letting me know but I wasn’t at all attracted to you.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2021 5:36 AM

IDGAF if people think I’m gay

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2021 5:40 AM

I am NOT a homasexshul! I dated a woman once and it didn't work out!

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2021 5:42 AM

I work in a University OP, and the number of profs who have done this to me. I put it down to my own politeness, as they think I'd be interested in something that crawled out from under a rock. I instantly disrespect a man that does this on a personal level. I've often wondered about what makes these men do it instinctively too. Interesting thread.

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2021 5:44 AM

R13 I don’t necessary disrespect a man who does it, but I do think it reveals a deep insecurity.

I can control myself. I’m not going to instantly grab your dick if you don’t immediately let me know that you’re straight.

It’s definitely odd. One of the guys who always used to drop this into conversations with me, I actually did flirt with. He was an adorable nerd, not conventionally hot. I could tell he had been the ugly duckling all his life, and he probably had no idea how to handle being an object of desire. I think he was probably flattered on some level by my interest and wanted to let me down gently since he’d probably been turned down by women all his life. But I also think it may have been defensive in some way. Because he had been turned down so much, there was a part of him that was curious, and he knew he’d be tempted to accept if I ever made a move. Of course, I knew him professionally and I never would have. The fact that he kept doing this in every conversation we had added a special layer of sexual tension that I think we were both aware of. I think he really was mostly straight, but could have been convinced.

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2021 5:54 AM

It’s because they have small dicks.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2021 5:55 AM

Go to Italy where every single heterosexual is hanging onto their partner like they were going down on the Titanic.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2021 6:06 AM

R16 It is because their ancestors were all homos.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2021 6:09 AM

They do it because they think a lot of themselves and are stupid enough to think that just because you're gay you must automatically be into them. It has happened to me a few times and it pisses me off because I had zero interest in them every time.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2021 6:10 AM

Hmmm I don't agree R18. Men who are really into themselves love it when gay dudes are into them.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2021 7:02 AM

walking through weho, you see straight couples and they're often holding hands. I call it the West Hollywood Death Grip because the guy hangs on to the woman for dear life.

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2021 7:58 AM

Stop calling me gay! My beautiful wife, Deb, hates it!

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2021 7:51 PM

I am not a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2021 7:55 PM

If you insist on calling me gay, I'll sue you for $100 million. Watch out, erotic wrestlers! I'm coming for you

by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2021 8:06 PM

I find the men to be okay about it- it's the straight women who are all, well, you KNOW he's straight, REALLY straight. like I wouldn't know or something

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2021 8:08 PM

R9 do you think that is an attempt to flirt with another man?

I remember a baffled straight guy sharing his story on twitter that he had been flirted by another guy for the first time, and that for the first 30 minutes of talking the guy (whom he thought was also str8) didn't stop mentioning his wife and kids haha.

by Anonymousreply 25November 19, 2021 8:15 PM

Guys from the apps who say that they are straight and not into men, but then get rock solid boners and want you to play with their booty. I love those guys.

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2021 8:18 PM

"Men who go out of their way to let you know they’re straight"

They do it so you'll stop anally raping them with your toxic male gaze.

by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2021 8:19 PM

[quote]No straight men ever felt the need to do this to me.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2021 8:23 PM

Just refer to them as "Mary" as many times possible.

by Anonymousreply 29November 19, 2021 8:51 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2021 1:46 PM

They do this, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2021 6:40 PM

When they do that, I always respond, "I know you're straight. No one else believes it, but I do."

by Anonymousreply 32November 21, 2021 7:23 AM

You answered your own question, OP

by Anonymousreply 33November 21, 2021 11:03 AM

Did you catch my wedding parade through the streets of Venice with paparazzi invited and spectators welcome?

by Anonymousreply 34November 21, 2021 11:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHA R32

by Anonymousreply 35November 23, 2021 7:02 PM

Something similar happened once when a guy I was chatting with said, “We live in” such and such place.

I wasn’t sure if he was indicating he was part of a couple, or royalty.

by Anonymousreply 36November 23, 2021 7:16 PM

r15, you have a point. My response would be, "oh, sorry if it seemed like I was flirting. I'm only into hung men."

by Anonymousreply 37November 23, 2021 7:20 PM

Does my butt look sexy in this?

Wait, what was the question?

by Anonymousreply 38November 23, 2021 7:45 PM

R37 They're either insulted or they show it to you to prove you wrong. Win/win.

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2021 4:15 AM

When I mentioned my husband once to a straight guy at a party, he grimaced and said “oh just so you know, I don’t go that way.”

He was really ugly too. His face looked like a baboon’s ass.

It’s fascinating to me that het guys immediately think you’re going to hit on them…especially the fugly ones.

I really wanted to point out to this guy that he was a complete bowzer but I didn’t have the heart to go through with it.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2021 4:45 AM

^I've even had ugly fatties say the same. I always replied "I didn't assume you did." I've told this interesting story before too. I once had a hot guy at an airport bar who started chatting me up watching a football game. I'm a fan so I can talk like a straight about some sports. When it finally came up in conversation I mentioned I was gay and he gave me the ole "I don't have anything against it, but I'm not gay." I used the line "I didn't assume you were don't worry about it." Then when I kinda didn't give full attention he started trying even harder and I got the idea he a was disappointed I wasn't more interested. It was very odd. I don't really believe he was gay but I think some straights get insecure that we don't want to fuck their brains out, hot to not.

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2021 5:03 AM

I was (and still am but not as bad) a femme queen ,and Ive had that happen so many times with straight men I dont even notice it anymore. I mentioned this once to my mother,and she scoffed until we had a series of work done to our house and she noticed that within 2 minutes of my talking to them they alwyas mentioned their wives or girlfriends. She told me later on "You're right,thats so odd" I didnt have the heart to tell her its because they were afraid I wanted their dicks.

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2021 5:35 AM

When I was in college I asked this cute blond guy out for coffee. He knew I was gay and told me he was straight but was willing to learn more about being gay.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2021 6:05 AM

[quote]If you insist on calling me gay, I'll sue you for $100 million. Watch out, erotic wrestlers! I'm coming for you

For, with, on, whatever...

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2021 7:24 AM

What's really bad is when they keep mentioning their wife, but they don't really have one.

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2021 7:47 AM
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