I have a Dan Abrams obsession

No responses? Damn…..

I love str8, smart, entrepreneurial lawyers.

Just bar talk from when I lived in NY, but allegedly he's been bald for 20 years.

I see his real hair everyday on tv.

But is it really his hair?

Something about him sets my smarm meter off. For some reason I always felt like he was copying his persona from a John Grisham novel, a courtly but fair southern lawyer.

He needs to put on some weight.

R6 he’s a Jew from NY! I ❤️ that man! When I hear him speak softly and being considerate to his call in listeners during his daily SiriusXM show, my heart goes flip flop and it’s saying “Dan’s the man”!!

He only has one testicle.

He used to be cutebut being on tv , it looks like he is a tiny guy, tiny hands too skinny, wears mom jeans.

The interweb says Dan is 5'9"

Father is most prominent First Amendment lawyer in the country. Privilege up the ying yang. Has endearing habit of disagreeing and then parroting your idea, I am told.

Homely version of Dan Goldman, son of Levi Strauss heiress.

Love his wig.

What is his deal? He was at MSNBC (and was in charge of the network for awhile), but then he founded Mediaite, which tends to lean right and rehashes a lot of Fox News stories and talking points.

He's the opposite of sexy. And I keep thinking about his amputated testicle(s).

[quote] He was at MSNBC (and was in charge of the network for awhile), but then he founded Mediaite, which tends to lean right and rehashes a lot of Fox News stories and talking points.

Tucker Carlson use to be on MSNBC.

I consider every mention of Abrams a needless distraction from Tapper.

Right winger with health issues.

Meh. At least Ari Melber has his own hair.

And Dan can't rap.

Yeah r18 you’re sucking air up your ass. He’s not right wing but says he’s an independent moderate.

I’d like to get under his desk.

He used to be hot as fuck but he lost too much weight and now he practically looks ill.

Yeah I do not agree. I watch his News Nation show every night.

I just saw him in the Village the other day! Very handsome.

I recall a DL thread years ago that said that female news execs in town said he had a huge dick. He was kind of known for his big dick. Really sexy.

I wish there was a way I could buy his used socks and underwear

[quote] not right wing but says he’s an independent moderate

In a time when the Republican party has basically gone over to authoritarianism, "independent moderate" = "tool."

He should be on the cover of "Bad Veneers and Why You Shouldn't Get Them."

It’ll have to be the next month after Cheryl Hines

I’d like to help him cum

He's a very rich dude and really respected within the news media community. He's also very intelligent and cute.

OMG hi Dan/r30!!

I’m wanting to service him. I do my best work when I get underneath desks.

Very annoying and self-absorbed in person.

How can I service him? Thoughts?

If you block one poster, all the Dan is yummy posts disappear.

I’m wanting his deck so bad.

Dick

an aging twink!

He pretends to be fair and open minded, but he’s sensitive about people disagreeing with him. He gets defensive and snippy.

hate to be one of those teeth trolls but he has incredibly crooked bottom teeth. Very weird because literally every jewish person I know around his age went to an orthodontist to be checked out whether they needed braces or not. Literally never met an American person who grew up rich and has super crooked teeth.

yes i see i used literally twice....on reddit you can edit later

I want the opportunity to rim him.

Thoughts about my a nice midwesterner rimming Dan?

[quote] I’m wanting his deck so bad.

Tell me about it!

[quote]Homely version of Dan Goldman, son of Levi Strauss heiress.

Daniel Goldman has serious BDF.

And 5 children.

Hell yes to Goldman, Melber, Tapper, and even ABC's former journalist Dan Harris, yet Abrams always seemed much too pasty looking and unhealthy to me. As he's aged, his complexion sometimes has a greyish cast. The pic below shows it well.

Sorry, that's not the correct one I had in mind, yet if one googles pics, you'll notice it. He actually looks slightly fake tanned in that one.

OP so you're the one!

I dream about sucking his toes

Respected within the news community? You’re joking, right? He’s tabloid.

From r18:

[quote] Due to his disease, many fans and the media noted certain alterations in his physical shape,

Yes, he turned into a lawn chair.

He looks like a cartoon villain.

He’s not tabloid. He’s americas most sought after legal analyst and chief legal correspondent for ABC News.

He’s also a New York Times best selling author and now owns a winery.

I watch his nightly news/legal analysis show on NewsNation. My mouth waters and my crotch gets excited whenever I see and hear him. I’m in love 💗

I start fapping when I see him on TV.

His big blue eyes are so sexy.

[quote] I start fapping when I see him on TV.

OMG HI DAN!!

Hi and I’m not Dan I’m a Dan fan!

I love his daily SMX show on POTUS. I like how he shoots down conspiracy theorist when they call-in. He seeks to provide reasonable fact based news.

And only has one ball.

[quote] He’s not tabloid. He’s americas most sought after legal analyst and chief legal correspondent for ABC News.

lol.

I’m glad you find that amusing since you may be ignorant.

We went to the same gym... it's not a wig he's wearing. He's thinner in person. He's hung.

I’d love to see his feet

I have a real Dan Abrams fetish

He had testicular cancer and only has one ball.

His eyes are cute and I want to suck his feet

Who is this shitbag that keeps bringing up his testicular cancer? Fuck you!

R9 I do wish I could have it in my mouth, though

Does anyone here know how I can get my horny hands on his used panties and socks? I wanna wallow in them and JO

I love feet

what the hell is NewsNation? is it a TV channel or something on YouTube or what?

It’s a cable channel

I’d like to get under his desk while he works

Is NewsNation a rightwing channel?

Mine was Bob Costas

No r76 it’s middle of the road channel or independent

I like to edge while watching Dans news nation show every night. His big bedroom blue eyes and his cocky manner and intellect turn me on until I almost burst into 🔥. I want to win a contest where I can spent an hour underneath his desk worshiping his cock and feet. Impossible I guess…

[quote] Tucker Carlson use to be on MSNBC.

CNN.

He created Mediaite and only has one testicle.

Duh r81

R81 didn’t create anything and has no balls

I also FAP to his A&E show Court Cam

Abrams is pretty hot but pales to Goldman. Goldman is a hunky muscular strong stud.

Dan has bedroom eyes!!!

I wanna suck his feet after his daily workout

big, big dick

Dan’s on TV and my pants are off.

His stand in Jessy is hot too.

Dan can I suck your feet?

Pity… :(

I want him to be my mentor and master. My

He's skeletal. On tv. He looks like a corpse. No. Just no.

Fuck you! He make me horny.

Happy Easter Dan!

Your horny friend

I wanna buy his dirty socks and underwear

He started at Court TV in early 90s.

His various channels whatever their platform are crap. His Law& Crime channel doesn't even have lawyers - they just use legal guests now and then. So they publish a lot of things that make no legal sense and try to publish their non-lawyer incorrect opinions on trials & legal topics. is he too cheap to hire lawyers to do this?

During one of the recent popular trials they were getting creamed in viewship by a channel run by a lawyer with a panel of lawyers commenting. They got annoyed and tried to cease & desist the lawyer's Youtube channel for using the courtroom pool coverage. In any event their copyright claim was bullshit for various copyright legal reasons so the lawyer told then to go to hell and they eventually backed off and made it sound like they were voluntarily leaving him alone. LOL! That Abrams would allow that kind of harassment and false allegations about some small youtube channel tells me a lot about him.

So he's on my shit list. His father, however, remains one of my heroes.

Dan has gorgeous big blue eyes. I could stare at him for hours and hours and never grow weary.

I’d love to be his PA and fuss over every detail, business and personal.

His birthday is May 20. He’s Taurus and I’m Virgo. We’re both earth signs and should get along very well.

Dan please let me be your slave.

I’d like to worship Dan and Jessy Weber at the same time.

I wonder if Dan likes having his ass eaten??

He wrote a book entitled something like “Why Women Are Better Than Men” - This was when he was on Good Morning America and clearly pandering to the frauen audience to make a quick buck.

I’ve loathed him ever since. He seems like a weasel. I backed out of watching that new, allegedly “non biased” news network when I saw he was on.

I wanna give him a hand job so badly I can taste it.

I’m watching him on TV right now and I want to kiss him so bad. Those big blue eyes!

Why can’t I attract Dan Abrams?

He really melts my marshmallows!

It's like being obsessed over the hotness of a Ford Taurus.

I do want to suck on Dan's one ball& have him fuck my mouth hard while he sits at his desk.

I been watching him since Court TV& MSNBC (when he was the GM) My client told Dan that I wanted to swallow his babies years ago. I told him I figured he was GAY cause he was always making out with younger females when I saw him in NYC in many restaurants-nightclubs for years. Dan has done very well for himself. I love Dan Goldman more( its the BDF& all that lovely Strauss $$$$, I know he is HUNG!!

I often fap wile watching his news nation show. I wish I could taste his cum.

He’s overworking himself. I need to massage his feet and cock.

Dan's a hot Jew.

I wanna go to his new winery Ev&Em

I wish I could have a pair of his worn underwear and a pair of his worn socks. I’d sleep with them every night until I die

I’m wanting to take care of him and help him cum

OP has apparently written all these posts. Off his nut.

Dan I’m your man fan. Let’s set something up so I can be your cock and feet worshipper.

How many balls does he have?

I don’t care if he has 10! I want to be his personal assistant for sucking

I’d love to make him cum. He can fill me with his piss too. I’ll drink it and be happy and I’ll get piss drunk on cock champagne

Dan Abrams thanked his staff and growing viewer audience for reaching the one-year anniversary of his nightly News Nation show - Dan Abrams Live. He goes on to explain the premise and objective of the show. Congratulations, Dan. I love watching. 🎉

The only way I’d believe him being str8 is to see him do the deed with a woman.

And even then.

He is a god to me. His intellect, demeanor and those big crystal-blue eyes have me.

Dan. let have a play date. I wanna interview for a PA position.

He's on C-Span 2 now.

R98

Unless I'm nuts - which I've been accused of in the past - Dan started earlier than Court TV. He was a general assignment reporter for one of the local Washington DC television stations in the late 80s and/or early 90s. That would be right after he graduated law school.

That isn't noted in any bio entries, but that's when I first started noticing him. And lusting.

I swear I used to watch him then. Maybe someone else remembers?

I’ve had a crush on him for 20 years and wish I could spend an hour with him at a bar or restaurant of his choice just to chat to express my gratitude to him for his work. Yeah I’m a fan.

He's a fame whore who cannot sustain interest.

R130 do you think he’s a pompous ass?

He’s very savvy and sexy

r131, he comes off as desperate for attention.

I’m watching my man tonight on NN. He’s intelligent and simply gorgeous. ❤️

I wonder if I’ll ever get to suck his foot?

I used to work with him and saw him every day. he is not that hot. kind of twerpy and wears an obvious (i think) toupee. but i guess he does have BDE

It’s not just physical. It’s also his intellect and personality that are sooo appealing to me.

He’s so my type and I’d be nourishing for him.

Happy New Year, Dan. I lust after you daily.

Dan your eyes are GORGEOUS! You are God-like! You hot fucker!

Dan please nude wrestle Jesse Weber!!

Dan and Jesse need to do oral and anal.

I watch Dan Abrams Live every weeknight on NewsNation. 9pm EST.

Nepo baby

For the weirdo who keeps bringing up his feet

R145 chill. I’m not weird. I have an innocent homosexual man crush on Mr Abrams. I like guys feet if I find the guy hot.

R144 you, sir, are an asshole.

“Stand by your Dan”

Any discussion of if his son dabbles in the homosex? OP, might you be able to quench your thirst for Abrams seed at Junior’s Baby Batter a fountain?

R148 you’re a sick fuck! His son is 12 yrs old.

How was I supposed to know that?! That changes it a bit. But don’t fool yourself into thinking a 12yo gay boy isn’t out there glazing some guy’s face right now.

His hands are huge!

I want him to stuff his foot in my mouth and tickle my throat with his big toe