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‘The Simpsons’ is Giving Smithers an Eldergay Love Story

[QUOTE]At long last, Waylon Smithers is finding love. In Sunday’s episode titled "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire," Sparks will fly between Waylon and his new romantic interest: a famous fashion designer voiced by actor Victor Garber.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2021 12:22 AM

Omigod Omigod Omigod!

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by Anonymousreply 1November 16, 2021 3:59 PM

Victor Garber and his husband:

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by Anonymousreply 2November 16, 2021 4:57 PM

NOOOO, he belongs to Mr. Burns.

by Anonymousreply 3November 16, 2021 5:05 PM

Mr. Burns is straight, R3.

by Anonymousreply 4November 16, 2021 6:26 PM

Has Ted Cruz weighed in yet?

by Anonymousreply 5November 16, 2021 6:30 PM

Are there other gay characters on The Simpsons besides one of Marge's sisters?

by Anonymousreply 6November 16, 2021 8:16 PM


by Anonymousreply 7November 16, 2021 8:22 PM

[QUOTE] Are there other gay characters on The Simpsons besides one of Marge's sisters?

There have been several, R6.

by Anonymousreply 8November 17, 2021 12:50 AM

Wiki for all the LGBT characters on the Simpsons

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by Anonymousreply 9November 17, 2021 2:31 AM

If only the Simpsons was watchable...but good for Simthers I guess.

by Anonymousreply 10November 17, 2021 2:43 AM

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 17, 2021 3:01 AM

But Homer likes his homosexuals to be fuh-LAMING!

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by Anonymousreply 12November 17, 2021 3:08 AM

[QUOTE] If only the Simpsons was watchable...but good for Simthers I guess.

I haven’t watched a new episode of The Simpsons in years, R10, but I’ll tune in Sunday for this one.

by Anonymousreply 13November 17, 2021 3:37 PM

25 years too late.

by Anonymousreply 14November 17, 2021 3:51 PM

This show should have ended in 1998. Whoever took over the writing after that didn’t seem to understand the characters and just let them do whatever crazy shit they could dream up in the writers room.

Seasons 2-7 are some of the best television ever produced. The last 23 years have tarnished the legacy.

by Anonymousreply 15November 17, 2021 4:00 PM

I'll be tuning in just to see the cute puppy; is she a recurring character?

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by Anonymousreply 16November 17, 2021 4:08 PM

An eldergay love story? Gross🤮. Why pair him up with an eldergay instead of a young twink? Someone like Jimbo or other existing character.

by Anonymousreply 17November 17, 2021 4:49 PM

Jimbo Jones is a 14 year old boy, R17.

by Anonymousreply 18November 17, 2021 4:51 PM

Thought he was in his 20s and held back.

by Anonymousreply 19November 17, 2021 4:52 PM

Didn’t Jimbo have his own kid? Or was that Kerney?

by Anonymousreply 20November 17, 2021 4:54 PM

He is going to go back to being obsessed with Mr Burns in the end, isn't he?

by Anonymousreply 21November 17, 2021 5:08 PM

It’s hard to say, R21. They could end up together but the character fades into the background, re-appearing every once in a while. The Simpsons has done that on numerous occasions.

by Anonymousreply 22November 17, 2021 6:52 PM

Smithers!! What's a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2021 7:00 PM

I hope they visit here.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 17, 2021 7:06 PM

He'll probably end up like Patty's wife, who basically doesn't exist anymore. R22

by Anonymousreply 25November 17, 2021 8:11 PM

Anyone remembers the huge boner they gave him when he was dreaming of Mr. Burns. And then, when people noticed they told that it wasn't a boner, it was his knee. Sure, Jane.

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by Anonymousreply 26November 17, 2021 9:52 PM

Another big dick wasted on a hung bottom.

by Anonymousreply 27November 17, 2021 9:53 PM

It’s coming on now!

by Anonymousreply 28November 21, 2021 11:58 PM

It was a decent episode, but I was distracted by how different the voices sound now that the actors are all so, so old.

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2021 1:24 AM

Are any of you "hot in a 1960s Cape Canaveral kind of way?"

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2021 3:40 AM

Lenny, asking about his shirt: Do you like my top?

Michael: He seems very nice.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2021 3:40 AM

I thought so too, r29. Monty Burns actually sounds like a desiccated old man now.

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2021 5:34 AM

Marge is the worst, R32. I was shocked at how terrible she sounds now.

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2021 1:24 PM

Marge never sounded good.

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2021 1:51 PM

She sounded fine in the earlier episodes, R34.

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2021 6:25 PM

R20 yes it's Kerney who has a child.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2021 8:38 AM

How could a 10 year old have a child?

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2021 8:41 AM

[quote]It was a decent episode, but I was distracted by how different the voices sound now that the actors are all so, so old.

Couldn't they just ditch the actors for younger ones? Perhaps I'm being flippant, but no one would care and they'd save literally millions!

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2021 9:20 AM

I guess the other actors who still sound good might not want to continue without their coworkers, R38. You can’t fire everyone.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2021 10:18 AM

R37 Kerney is not 10 years old but a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2021 1:50 PM

Jimbo and Kerney should be the same age. 14.

And does he really have a kid, or was that just a gag? Come on. We never saw the kid again after that episode.

by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2021 4:32 PM

A 14 year old with a young child means he would have impregnated someone at age 10.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2021 4:39 PM

Does Marge have a blue bush?

by Anonymousreply 43November 26, 2021 5:23 PM

Does Marge dye her hair blue? She’s not an alien so it wouldn’t be her natural hair color.

by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2021 5:27 PM

R44 There was an entire episode about her hair color

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by Anonymousreply 45November 26, 2021 5:31 PM

[QUOTE] A 14 year old with a young child means he would have impregnated someone at age 10.

Did we ever seen his kid again?

by Anonymousreply 46November 26, 2021 6:07 PM

Supposedly Kearney is 19 and has a 7 year old son who has been in multiple episodes

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by Anonymousreply 47November 26, 2021 6:25 PM

lawd. i haven't watched in so ling. we had...viewing...parties in college.

wake and bake with pee wee saturday mornings.

by Anonymousreply 48November 26, 2021 6:31 PM

"What an adorable puppy!" was my first thought, R16.

by Anonymousreply 49November 26, 2021 6:37 PM

Me too, R48, same. I don't believe I saw the episode about Marge's hair. I think I stopped watching around the movie, with a check in every Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2021 12:22 AM
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