[QUOTE]At long last, Waylon Smithers is finding love. In Sunday’s episode titled "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire," Sparks will fly between Waylon and his new romantic interest: a famous fashion designer voiced by actor Victor Garber.
‘The Simpsons’ is Giving Smithers an Eldergay Love Story
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 26, 2022 3:38 PM |
NOOOO, he belongs to Mr. Burns.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 16, 2021 5:05 PM |
Mr. Burns is straight, R3.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 16, 2021 6:26 PM |
Has Ted Cruz weighed in yet?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 16, 2021 6:30 PM |
Are there other gay characters on The Simpsons besides one of Marge's sisters?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 16, 2021 8:16 PM |
Yay!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 16, 2021 8:22 PM |
[QUOTE] Are there other gay characters on The Simpsons besides one of Marge's sisters?
There have been several, R6.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 17, 2021 12:50 AM |
Wiki for all the LGBT characters on the Simpsons
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 17, 2021 2:31 AM |
If only the Simpsons was watchable...but good for Simthers I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 17, 2021 2:43 AM |
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 17, 2021 3:01 AM |
But Homer likes his homosexuals to be fuh-LAMING!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 17, 2021 3:08 AM |
[QUOTE] If only the Simpsons was watchable...but good for Simthers I guess.
I haven’t watched a new episode of The Simpsons in years, R10, but I’ll tune in Sunday for this one.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 17, 2021 3:37 PM |
25 years too late.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 17, 2021 3:51 PM |
This show should have ended in 1998. Whoever took over the writing after that didn’t seem to understand the characters and just let them do whatever crazy shit they could dream up in the writers room.
Seasons 2-7 are some of the best television ever produced. The last 23 years have tarnished the legacy.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 17, 2021 4:00 PM |
I'll be tuning in just to see the cute puppy; is she a recurring character?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 17, 2021 4:08 PM |
An eldergay love story? Gross🤮. Why pair him up with an eldergay instead of a young twink? Someone like Jimbo or other existing character.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 17, 2021 4:49 PM |
Jimbo Jones is a 14 year old boy, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 17, 2021 4:51 PM |
Thought he was in his 20s and held back.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 17, 2021 4:52 PM |
Didn’t Jimbo have his own kid? Or was that Kerney?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 17, 2021 4:54 PM |
He is going to go back to being obsessed with Mr Burns in the end, isn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 17, 2021 5:08 PM |
It’s hard to say, R21. They could end up together but the character fades into the background, re-appearing every once in a while. The Simpsons has done that on numerous occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 17, 2021 6:52 PM |
Smithers!! What's a bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 17, 2021 7:00 PM |
He'll probably end up like Patty's wife, who basically doesn't exist anymore. R22
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 17, 2021 8:11 PM |
Anyone remembers the huge boner they gave him when he was dreaming of Mr. Burns. And then, when people noticed they told that it wasn't a boner, it was his knee. Sure, Jane.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 17, 2021 9:52 PM |
Another big dick wasted on a hung bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 17, 2021 9:53 PM |
It’s coming on now!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 21, 2021 11:58 PM |
It was a decent episode, but I was distracted by how different the voices sound now that the actors are all so, so old.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 22, 2021 1:24 AM |
Are any of you "hot in a 1960s Cape Canaveral kind of way?"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2021 3:40 AM |
Lenny, asking about his shirt: Do you like my top?
Michael: He seems very nice.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2021 3:40 AM |
I thought so too, r29. Monty Burns actually sounds like a desiccated old man now.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2021 5:34 AM |
Marge is the worst, R32. I was shocked at how terrible she sounds now.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2021 1:24 PM |
Marge never sounded good.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2021 1:51 PM |
She sounded fine in the earlier episodes, R34.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2021 6:25 PM |
R20 yes it's Kerney who has a child.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 26, 2021 8:38 AM |
How could a 10 year old have a child?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 26, 2021 8:41 AM |
[quote]It was a decent episode, but I was distracted by how different the voices sound now that the actors are all so, so old.
Couldn't they just ditch the actors for younger ones? Perhaps I'm being flippant, but no one would care and they'd save literally millions!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 26, 2021 9:20 AM |
I guess the other actors who still sound good might not want to continue without their coworkers, R38. You can’t fire everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 26, 2021 10:18 AM |
R37 Kerney is not 10 years old but a teenager.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 26, 2021 1:50 PM |
Jimbo and Kerney should be the same age. 14.
And does he really have a kid, or was that just a gag? Come on. We never saw the kid again after that episode.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 26, 2021 4:32 PM |
A 14 year old with a young child means he would have impregnated someone at age 10.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 26, 2021 4:39 PM |
Does Marge have a blue bush?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 26, 2021 5:23 PM |
Does Marge dye her hair blue? She’s not an alien so it wouldn’t be her natural hair color.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 26, 2021 5:27 PM |
R44 There was an entire episode about her hair color
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 26, 2021 5:31 PM |
[QUOTE] A 14 year old with a young child means he would have impregnated someone at age 10.
Did we ever seen his kid again?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 26, 2021 6:07 PM |
Supposedly Kearney is 19 and has a 7 year old son who has been in multiple episodes
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 26, 2021 6:25 PM |
lawd. i haven't watched in so ling. we had...viewing...parties in college.
wake and bake with pee wee saturday mornings.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 26, 2021 6:31 PM |
"What an adorable puppy!" was my first thought, R16.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 26, 2021 6:37 PM |
Me too, R48, same. I don't believe I saw the episode about Marge's hair. I think I stopped watching around the movie, with a check in every Halloween.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 27, 2021 12:22 AM |
Vic Garber is one handsome man.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 26, 2022 2:09 PM |
R21 imo that’s the issue with giving Smithers a partner at all. The ‘bit’ and the central defining trait of the Smithers character is his slavish and unwarranted devotion to Burns, which will naturally diminish if he has a major serious love interest to whom he commits.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 26, 2022 2:14 PM |
Smithers is as bad as Burns
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 26, 2022 2:39 PM |
r37 has never been to Alabama.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 26, 2022 3:38 PM |