Harry Styles new photo spread for Dazed Magazine

Love this one. Hot.

Those photos are VIOLENCE!

VIOLENCE!!!

Literal MURDER!!

He looks so hot

r8 is the best of the bunch. Most of these look overworked in post production.

The nipple-baring tank top at R2 also showed up in the thread about looks from Nigeria Fashion Week, or something like that.

Straight guy needs attention now.

he honestly looks like he smells bad and needs a good bath.......

It would be more interesting if he posed as an accountant.

I tire of his pandering.

But I love the Mary Janes.

R1 looks like a villainess from the Hunger Games.

So sick of this charisma-free rat.

The article

So dumb.

But if it will aid in Porter’s head exploding, I’m all for it.

[quote] He really looks like a low class British bar tender - let's say a Scouser - done up in cheap drag by his teenage sister with access to the college drama department's costumes. He isn't some ethereal, androgynous beauty with a great artistic eye finally "becoming human".

It's the male marketing equivalent of Kim Kardashian as Marilyn Monroe. This is a goddamn hoot.

I find this insulting to women because it comes off like they are mocking women, oh look at me see how much better I look in womenswear than a real woman. It’s totally insincere and lacking substance.

In summary: Fuck you Billy Porter

He's beyond average, teen bitches really go wet for this pug faced greasy rat? Sad.

Completely straight Harry Styles appropriating trans and queer culture again.

[quote]Fuck you Billy Porter

Nah. Billy won. Best for him to not even comment now.

[quote]Completely straight Harry Styles appropriating trans and queer culture again.

Love how you call trans “trans” and gays “queers”.

I wouldn't take it for granted that he's straight. Whatever his sexuality, he's dreadfully obvious.

He’s straight.

Dressing up as Dorothy to sing "Over the Rainbow"? That's a little too on the nose for him to be straight.

I think he desires something fluid...

because he's unbelievably thirsty.

[quote]Dressing up as Dorothy to sing "Over the Rainbow"? That's a little too on the nose for him to be straight

You think these are his ideas?

Enough. Please. Thank you.

It's only a matter of time before macho he-men are back in style. I remember when Alan Alda was the guy that all the women wanted because he was sensitive and respected women. That lasted for a few years and then super macho men became all the rage, like Stallone and Clint Eastwood.

It's only a matter of time before we see a similar cultural swing.

[Quote] You think these are his ideas?

Why wouldn't they be?

He looks silly and obnoxious. This pop tart makes Timothy Chalamay seem like a cool, down to earth guy by comparison.

[quote]Why wouldn't they be?

Miss?

[Quote] Miss?

Excuse me?

R12 you been funny. Nothing straight about cross dresser Harry styles. I am waiting for him to identify as a woman. His transitioning will be fully complete.

Harry only does this for the cameras.

Yes and when not on camera it’s Polo hoodies and cargo shorts with sandals.

OP hasn’t had an original thought since 1982

Harry IS beauty

r28 he has to pander to the 15 year old 'neurodivergent NB transmasc, but also femboy, gender fluid, pansexual' (straight girls who want attention) who make up 90% of his fan base. And im only slightly exaggerating.

r40 He would still be a straight man. Most crossdressers and current transwomen ARE straight men. They just have a peculiar sexual fetish..........

He sells out stadiums and arenas.

r46 populated by 13-30 year old females. Not hating, but he has a specific audience base. And they are heavily invested both in time, energy and money. Its the same for the likes of Taylor Swift or Kpop. Kpop videos absolutely SMASH all records in terms of views and streams - but its all done by a relatively small section of society that is obsessed with them. Harry is the same.

[quote]current transwomen ARE straight men.

Not true. They are gay men.

Hsi body is insane. Broad shoulders, tiny waist, thick long legs with shapely calves.

'he honestly looks like he smells bad and needs a good bath.......'

JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU KLAN GRANNY CUNTS FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE! SICK OF YOU FUSSY FRAIL FRAUS BEING TRIGGERED BY TATOOS AND FACIAL HAIR.

R45 any male celeb that beards with Taylor swift isn't straight. You are bending yourself into a pretzel to explain away his genuine queerness. You are in denial or trolling with your Harry is straight comments.

He actually looks hideous

[quote]genuine queerness

Fuck you.

Harry is bisexual in the same way Jagger and Bowie were. He has sex with men but all his serious relationships are with women. Like them, he'll marry a woman and have children with her.

Bisexual doesn't mean equal interest in both sexes.

R53 you are a moron. I could get you are one of his fangurls in denial. You attack anyone who does not agree with your imaginary straightness of harry. R54 he will be getting dick on the side if he marries a woman.

[quote]Jagger and Bowie were

And Elton? And he wasn’t and neither were they. Elton was a self-loathing gay man, and Jagger and Bowie were bored straight men.

It’s sad how Datalounge embraces “queer”. I thought this site was better than that.

I don't think Elton was all that self loathing. He had a gay ol' time back then.

He was INCREDIBLY self-loathing. STILL IS.

R57 keep telling yourself bowie was a bored straight man just to deny the fact that bisexuality is real among men. I do believe he was a real bisexual man.

r60

And your belief is based on what?

R57 is that lunatic MAGA Klan Granny who doesn't believe gay men exist.

He's probably a Harrysexualist and likes to have sex with whoever fawns and adores Harry the most, frequently defaulting to Harry's right hand and best lit bathroom mirror.

He doesn't look Amurkan. This is increasingly a good thing.

sorry, he really does look like he smells bad and needs a bath........and about FOUR washings of his hair with a strong, grease removing shampoo like PRELL.

He has no choice but to continue with this thing now...otherwise it'll look like it was just a phase.

I don't find him attractive at all.

A friend of mine took her kids to his concert recently. She said he was constantly doing very "feminine" things on stage. And the crowd of girls (and old women) ate it up!

R68 no.

Sudeikis probably isn’t overjoyed, either.

If only posters from Sunshine Sachs could be blocked from DL...

You don’t sell out MSG 6 nights in a row and only have female fans… hate him all you want, it’s not true.

Act or not, I actually don't mind this. As a naturally effeminate-acting and androgynous-looking gay man, I'm all for the boundaries being blurred a little. Hopefully, it'll bring a little more acceptance to those of us who have never quite fitted in.

Straight man wearing a dress thinking he is soooo edgy. He's probably calling himself "queer" while he's only ever been with and ever will be with women.

Sadly, I don't think it will. His fans giggle but there remains an element of "But, seriously... HE LOVES WOMEN (ONLY)." Little gay boys aren't having an easier time because of him.

I bet he had a blast doing that spread.

If they ever did a live action movie of my house plants, green dress Harry Styles can play my cactus.

He's run cross dressing into the ground. They look like costumes, not fashion. He looks bored, strung out, pimply and sexless. Heroin chic without the chic.

“I tire of his pandering.”

I have some giant 63-inch, off-road tires you can use to roll over him.

R78, too fat for heroin chic.

Because the model is not the one who decides on the editorial, r36. The ideas are those of the editor, the stylist and the photographer, often with input from the fashion brand. In this case definitely with input from Alessandro Michele, designer of the disgusting new Gucci.

You think Harry comes up with any of this shit? Even his regular clothing choices are actually those of his stylist, Harry Lambert. All Harry S does is put the clothes on and stand there with a dumb expression on his face, maybe move his arms and legs a bit.

I wonder if he has a full bush. I’d sure like to that. And low hangers would be a bonus. Low hangers filled with spunk ready to blast.

If you want to understand Harry Styles' style, read this interview with his stylist, Harry Lambert. Harry is literally just a mannequin for other people's ideas, and he doesn't even do that well.

'If only posters from Sunshine Sachs could be blocked from DL...'

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH PR AND PR AGENCIES? STUPID WELP TROLL.

BTS were at Harry's concert last night. They're all in love with him.

The r1 outfit is something Linda Dano would've worn in the 80s.

Everyone loves Harry

Harry, tell me you're gay without saying you're gay.

He's trying way too hard.

He looks bored.

If his voice was any good he wouldn't need a bunch of outfits to get attention.

R89 Exactly. He needs to focus on his music and acting rather than this crap.

I guess I don't understand all this nonbinary crap. I think it's just a safe, vague or noncommittal way to say you're gay or bisexual.

When you're 22, you can be nonbinary. By the time you're 35-40, you're gay.

It’s a way to get attention. Has nothing to do with actual sex.

R94 sure harry is straight troll.

[quote] "So sick of this charisma-free rat."

Same. If I never hear his name again, it will be too soon. BUT...if this pisses off supreme attention whore Billy Porter, I will be amused.

Come out already, Harry. Olivia Wilde will look like an absolute fool. Who really believed their relationship was real versus a stunt to promote her damn movie.

[quote] "The [R1] outfit is something Linda Dano would've worn in the 80s"

I LIVED for Felicia Gallant's wardrobe, R86 (especially during the times Cecile wasn't being featured in a plotline...because she was my other favorite)!

Why do people think Harry is gay just because his stylist and management dress him up in this crap to make him seem edgy and cool and therefore create a Bowie-type image for him, because Harry can't do that with his actual shit music and he lacks the true artistry of Bowie, from music to ideas to art to style?

He's not gay. He's "quee" which includes straight people now, and nonbinary, which is part of the trans umbrella.

And trans can't really complain about him since he is just taking advantage of the gender fluid nonsense their movement pushes. Sorry that some of them are grumbling about him stealing the spotlight from "real" trans.

^ *queer, not quee

No! I like "quee"- it's a portmanteau of "queer" and "twee", and it perfectly describes this marketing sleight of hand.

Harry's message to the US.

R102 Yes, it has that bit of fakery and pretension that fits this.

Hilarious scenario: Shawn Mendes gets caught sucking Harry's cock.

"I find this insulting to women because it comes off like they are mocking women, oh look at me see how much better I look in womenswear than a real woman. It’s totally insincere and lacking substance."

and this?

I like 'quee' too. It also sounds like 'squee', the sound fangirls make as they gush over their faves.

Olivia Wilde and Harry together is not good PR. The relationship is real. It will probably be brief, so take heart.

R107 so was his relationship with Taylor swift. Wink.

Waving a Pride flag is illegal in Singapore, but Harry does it anyway.

Reminds me, I have to stop at KFC for some legs.

R109 he singlehandedly solved bigotry with that!

[quote] It's the male marketing equivalent of Kim Kardashian as Marilyn Monroe.

But Kim really was a pretty girl before she started in with the fillers.

[QUOTE] Olivia Wilde and Harry together is not good PR. The relationship is real. It will probably be brief, so take heart.

They're already closing in on 13 months. She brought her kids to two of his concerts.

is he a transvestite?

Harry looks hot and fabulous! I hope that insufferable fart sniffing angry chihuahua Miss Billy Porter has a meltdown the moment he sees these photos.

Yikes, did not realize Harry was that inked up.

Quote] They're already closing in on 13 months. She brought her kids to two of his concerts.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

God, what a scam. Hilarious.

I suspect that Harry does not share Shawn's terror of the vag.

He and Olivia Wilde are real enough for now, as someone else sad, the PR is hardly good for the movie with all the cheating involved and breaking up with the father of her kids. Even now her reputation suffers, because Jason is seen more often with the kids despite working on Ted Lasso and getting critical acclaim for that and Olivia on the other hand is mostly seen travelling after her younger pop star boyfriend.

I honestly didn't expect them to last as long as they do, I'd have given them half a year. So that's surprising, but I still don't think they'll get married and reproduce. But who knows...? Maybe they will marry and adopt 5 orphans from different continents and give them non-binary names or something similar.

[Quote] and adopt 5 orphans from different continents

I can quite easily see Styles in Josephine Baker drag.

When is the movie where he plays a gay/bisexual policeman going to be released?

It's in post production now.

[quote]He looks so hot

He looks like Maude Findley

Just a quick question, but if Harry is bisexual why doesn't he say so? He called his sexuality funsexual. I believe he is open minded absolutely. But I think being with another man a few times doesn't mean you are bisexual either. I like his music. It's good. But do I believe he is actually bisexual or gay? No.

All those synthetic fabrics and the nylons he's always wearing...

I wonder if he gets yeast infections down there...

[quote]I can quite easily see Styles in Josephine Baker drag.

So blackface?

R73 Nice to read your open minded remarks. I agree with your take, and don't get all the criticism and hate toward him.

It seems rather silly for some to argue only a gay man can wear womens' clothes legitimately. I'm all for people pushing boundaries of this sort, and they're just having fun really. I don't even care if he's not gay or bi, he just seems cool to me like so many musicians from the past. Cool costume-like attire was once de rigueur with musicians. It's no wonder he has such an admiration for Fleetwood Mac.

It's cool to be different, and who cares if he's also doing it for "the attention", or doing it for the money. Those two reasons sure seem good enough to do much worse in this world. I don't see the harm here, when SO many pissy posters claim he's "pushing an agenda" or somehow now part of the "Trans Umbrella"... such rubbish statements make me laugh.

Fly your freak flags people; follow your bliss! Conformity is weak, and utterly uninspiring to me.

Looks like a college hipster who lost several drunken bets.

at the very least he is bi, had torrid affair with member of his boy band.

Attention Queen.

Lover of Andy Cohen.

That's news to me!

[QUOTE] at the very least he is bi, had torrid affair with member of his boy band.

Dumbass Larrie. You think he fucked the walking cigarette Ratlinson?

R134 I always thought he was doing Niall. Maybe he's a chubby chaser now?

Styles looks dirty, greasy and ridiculous. And Billy Porter is apoplectic.

Olivia Wilde gave up Jason Sudekis for that?

Sudekis is serving Old Man now.

Fuck, he’s ugly.

OP, I'm totally on board with this. Caitlyn Jenner could learn a thing or two.

R136 Yes and who cares?

He’s pretty desperate for attention it seems. Dressing up like Stefoknee and posing.

It's not his tats and facial hair that bother so many, he always looks in need of a good long bath AND a shower.

This man looks as if he dips himself in a vat of oil. He NEVER looks clean and that has NOTHING to do with having tats and facial hair. Even on his SNL appearance, he looked dirty and greasy.

He's not even facially attractive, I don't understand why so many people find this ugly man "hot".

Standards have sure dropped!

Oh, please. Mick Jagger was ugly.

Agree r143 he looks homeless like Johnny Depp

R144, you are absolutely right. Mick Jagger was putrid. He dressed like a girl too, to detract from how fucking ugly he was. So does this one.

He really does look grimy and unclean.

Mick was actually hot but only for a brief 5 seconds.

F and F Westender's posts - he's a notorious Klan Granny.

Mick Jagger had amazing talent and creative genius as well as raw sexiness, r144. Harry Styles has none of that.

Styles is no Bowie, whether we are talking talent, style, creativity, sexuality, and so on. That said, so what? It certainly looks rather desperate and flailing to me, but I'm not a fan of his anyway. The one thing I would hope is that it's his choice to be doing this stuff, and that he has people near him who are honest enough to tell him when he looks like a fool.

Beyond that, Styles has more success and talent that I (or the huge majority of DL posters) will ever have.

I hope he gets a clue, but otherwise I wish him well.

[quote]and that he has people near him who are honest enough to tell him when he looks like a fool

I mean, these photos alone proves that's not the case.

Also, what talent does he have exactly?

R152 The ability to sing in front of large crowds without getting booed, for one.

Hands up, everyone on DL who can do that?

To R152, He's a Faggot, that is a talent.

R153 What does that even mean? Having fangirls is a talent?

Like the old saying "lipstick on a pig," here we've got pantyhose on a frog.

R155 Exactly, one that led to fame and wealth, in his case. He is, by definition, a successful artist.

R157 In which case the real one with the talent is Simon Cowell who marketed him in the first place. Sure he's successful, but an artist? Ha.

R158 If you don't like his work, just say that, and perhaps realize that your opinion doesn't necessarily equal objective fact.

His music really is shot. I don’t see how people like he and Justin Bieber are seen as legitimate artists and not recognized for the garbage pop they are.

I don’t get why Billy Porter is making a big deal about a so called “straight” man wearing women’s clothes. I can only hope that our gender norms become less rigid so all men can feel safe to wear whatever they want—gay or straight. It shouldn’t matter. I’m sick of rigid gender roles that make it so that men and women can’t feel okay wearing whatever they feel like without needing a special label for nonconforming in fashion. It’s called personal preference!

R159 Except you're the one treating your opinion as fact. All I've done is ask what talent he's meant to have, and all you've been able to provide is that he draws a crowd. Problem with that is it simply doesn't take talent, but clever marketing.

Does he have a great singing voice? No. Does he play instruments better than average? No. Is he a great dancer? No. A great songwriter? No. And you can't even disagree with me on any of those, because if you actually thought differently you would've already offered one up as proof of his alleged talent.

Actually you know what, I'll tell you what talent he does have - networking. He sure as hell made the right connections somehow. Doesn't make him an artist though, no matter how many hideous outfits he wears.

I don't think Styles will have any longevity in the music business.

This is attractive?

Plus, he looks much older than 27.

[QUOTE] I don't think Styles will have any longevity in the music business.

He's already been around and mega successful for 11 years, dummy.

Styles is one of the few male artists who sings in a baritone rather than a high pitched tenor like the Weeknd, Usher, Chris Brown, Zayn etc. His voice has an attractive, sexy depth and texture to it. He's a decent songwriter, crafting memorable lines like 'strawberry lipstick state of mind.' He is considered exceptionally attractive in the industry or he wouldn't have been cast as the seductive Starfox.

R164 has been on all the Harry threads for years, growing more and more angry and resentful as he becomes more and more successful and her favourite, abusive junkie Zayn, sinks to the bottom. She will swear that it's only Harry's team that makes him successful, ignoring the other Azoff clients like Megan Trainor with dead careers.

R162 Try harder. He's an artist who is objectively successful - that's his talent.

r165 he likely won't be around for many more years

It's weird. Sometimes he looks attractive and sometimes he doesn't.

R166 Is Styles really a baritone? Like Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode who can hit deep, low notes? I find it hard to believe, but I haven’t heard a lot of Harry’s songs other than Sign of the Times and Watermelon Sugar or whatever that newer one is called.

R170 Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?

He looks like shit. Sorry but not sorry. So so land tired of the woke culture. HE LOOKS LIKE TURD 💩

R172 Same. His looks are average at best, and he comes across like he doesn't particularly care how he looks.

They keep dressing Harry up in quirky, edgy clothing, but he himself is basic and bland and just can't pull it off. But, the tweens and early teens, who are his main fanbase and don't know anything, think he's original and quirky. They'll move on though and there will be someone else to entertain the new generation of tweens.

[quote][R164] has been on all the Harry threads for years, growing more and more angry and resentful as he becomes more and more successful and her favourite, abusive junkie Zayn, sinks to the bottom. She will swear that it's only Harry's team that makes him successful, ignoring the other Azoff clients like Megan Trainor with dead careers.

Not sure who you think I am, I've posted a few times in THIS thread, but otherwise, I couldn't give a flying fuck about this ugly dirty looking 'singer'. I haven't been in many other Harry Styles threads. It's also a fact that DL's system of detecting who-is-posting-where here is completely off.

Who the fuck is Azoff? I haven't a clue.

I also cannot stand Zayn and his evil-eyed airhead GF Gigi 'the model'. However, Zayn is a million times more facially attractive than this pig-nosed troll Harry. Their music is not my cup of tea.

Its obvious Harry now appeals to a new generation of tweens and teens and possibly his original fanbase, people in their 20s, have remained loyal and have stuck around for his solo career. As far as older music fans being interested, that's highly doubtful. I work in the music biz, I know what I'm talking about.

There aren't many people in their 30s, 40s & 50s who listen to his music. If these people work in the music business they are certainly aware of who Harry Styles is, but they sure don't listen to his music.

Now kindly, FUCK OFF! Stop accusing people of being other posters.

He is not an artist. He’s a fraud.

[QUOTE] work in the music biz, I know what I'm talking about.

Sure you do, Qtard.

[quote]'strawberry lipstick state of mind.'

That's a memorable lyric? WTF does it even mean?

Damn, is the general public gullible.

He's a flamboyant clown.

One MeToo fuck up, and he'll be done.

He's not flamboyant r179, he's basic and average. He's dressed up by his "team" to look flamboyant.

R181 It's what I call "expensive cheap" - pricey, but cheap-looking, like he's been dumpster diving or something.

I'll leave this here for those saying Bowie was never bi.

I thought he looked familiar. Reg Varney from the dreadful 70s UK comedy On The Buses. Could be his grandfather.

I never hear anyone talk about him in real life. As opposed to The Weeknd, Drake, Bieber, Ariana or Taylor Swift. His fanbase must be more niche. The gay media is no longer "gay" if they're promoting a teen idol for straight girls who isn't even hot. His first solo album was pretty good, concise and minimalist while the second was overproduced and flashy with childish lyrics.

[quote]I thought he looked familiar. Reg Varney from the dreadful 70s UK comedy On The Buses. Could be his grandfather.

That's hilarious! This Styles fellow is very common looking. Another reason I don't understand the constant drooling over this man. Most successful people have these attributes and in this order: talent, memorable songs, charisma, charm and good looks.

Sometimes a homely musician becomes very popular, mostly because they have immense talent and memorable songs.

Outside of his former boy band popularity, I'm not sure why Styles is popular. He really does seem as if he tries way too hard, it's as if the image and artifice are substituting for actual talent, looks and charisma. The same can be said of Madonna, she was never much of a singer, she ripped off others imagery and didn't write most of her songs.

He's pretty bland and seems vapid. I read some interview with him from Rolling Stone. He clearly isn't in charge of his sound or choice of fashion style. He has a good team that studied his fanbase and are good at social media. He's good at following orders. Not different from Beyoncé, Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift.

I can smell these pictures.

This is what Gen Z thinks a sexy "man"? Tragic.

I don't think he's a sex symbol to Gen Z. Maybe to some but not all. There's a million hot guys on TikTok and IG with followers. Way more options to choose from. I don't think classic sex symbols exist anymore.

There are scads of homely looking musicians, not so much on the female end anymore. Janis Ian would never make it today.

If Rande doesn’t like what Harry is wearing, he takes it off….

He sure can sing. I loved his rendition of Sledgehammer.

There is no "rendition", r193, it's an exact same copy of the original. Styles's voice is unremarkable and autotuned.

R194 The dancing chicken has more talent.

R195 that made me actually lol.

R194 is he really using auto tune? Shit! That totally ruins the performance for me. How can you tell?

His voice isn't autotuned. The music industry adores Styles and thinks he's phenomenally talented, so the opinion of a couple of putrid hags on Datalounge means nothing.

From a recent Pollstar article:

[QUOTE] What Harry Styles’ “Love On Tour” just accomplished is mind-blowing in myriad ways that should give everyone in this industry, as well as every music fan alive, renewed confidence in a spectacular 2022. His 42-date arena tour over three months sold the most tickets in 2021—no easy feat in this most challenging of years.

[QUOTE] Styles, just 27, is a preternaturally talented entertainer, one who long ago transcended the confines of his early One Direction “Hazza” days, releasing two critically acclaimed and commercially successful albums.

[QUOTE] The “Love On Tour” took it to another level. His last album, Fine Line, which came out in December 2019, just before the pandemic, is a chart-topper and one of the most innovative pop /rock albums of the last decade, filled with future classics like the title track, “Watermelon Sugar,” “Golden,” “Adore You” and “Falling,” among others. For good reason, Fine Line was recently included in Rolling Stone’s updated “500 Greatest Albums Of All Time."

[QUOTE] Styles’ ecstatic performances, in which he’s in perpetual motion running miles upon miles circling arenas while singing in his rich and wide-ranging baritone and dancing his ass off – yet never breaking a sweat – is something to behold. And it’s all done in stylish and often feathery outfits few could pull off.

The combination of those idiotically girly dresses and his known hygiene issues…he is woefully unattractive.

[QUOTE] he is woefully unattractive.

You're hilarious. He just got cast to play the best looking, most seductive superhero in the Marvel universe. He's the face of Gucci too and the first male to appear on the cover of Vogue. He got those jobs because he is stunning to look at, not some fug.

Beauty is subjective. People need to grow up and understand this.

[quote]Beauty is subjective. People need to grow up and understand this.

That's actually not true, Most people can tell the difference between a classically beautiful human and a person with odd features.

It doesn't matter what race or nationality a person is, when a person has true natural beauty, most people can see it. I'm not talking about quirky looks which seem to pass off as beauty these days. Most of today's fashion models would have never made it in the 1950s and 1960s and especially during the era of the Supermodels.

The era of the supermodels was the 1980s, not 50s and 60s.

There are some basic elements such as symmetry and proportion that can be applied to ideas of beauty. Attractiveness is another matter, and is almost entirely subjective.

Personally, I think Harry cleans up ok, but rather unremarkably so. The clothes, the ink, etc, I think are attempts to make himself stand out more.

R201 but it is true. Beauty is subjective. That’s not debatable. What you find beautiful is an opinion, not a fact.

I would bathe his greasy ass in Dawn dish detergent then split him wide open.

Give him to me, I'll straight him out.

Harry has a slumpy, granddad body.

Harry is in superb physical shape - another reason why Marvel chose him to play a superhero.

You mean he's not fat and works out, no doubt has a personal trainer, the best nutrition advice and a chef. But, despite all that effort, he still has a slumpy body. Harry has a small role in a Marvel movie as a business decision, because it's believed that the kids like him and to help develop his film career.

And because the director is a fangirl of his. Literally the main reason. Nothing to do with talent or anything.

I am loving how the fangirl on this thread used him being the "face of Gucci" as some kind of proof he's attractive. Have you seen their collections lately? It's fairly clear anyone with decision-making authority there has zero taste or style.

Well, to me, he's gross looking. Just because something or someone is popular, it doesn't make them automatically good. Lowest common denominator and all that...and Harry is pretty common.

[quote]Hsi body is insane. Broad shoulders, tiny waist, thick long legs with shapely calves.

You're blind. He has practically no muscle mass whatsoever and looks as if he'd break if pushed too hard. Plus, he looks utterly ABSURD in those clothes. A B S U R D.

[quote]His FANS ARE insane. TO THINK THAT ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT IS TRUE - Broad shoulders, tiny waist, thick long legs with shapely calves.

FIXED!

.........

'Harry has a small role in a Marvel movie as a business decision'

You clearly haven't been reading the interviews with Chloe Zhao, Eternals director and other Marvel producers. He's going to have a whole film based around him and appear in many others. You really think he'd have signed up for a 'small role' and been introduced post credits for a 'small role'? Dumb frau - you clearly know nothing about Marvel or about Harry. He's Mr Go Big or Go Home.

'You're blind. He has practically no muscle mass whatsoever and looks as if he'd break if pushed too hard. ' You just outed yourself as being into those massive veiny bodybuilders that weigh 300 pounds and run to fat as soon as they stop going to the gym. Grotesque men.

If you're going to like your own posts, at least wait a bit. It getting a W&W within 30 seconds of you posting, especially on a thread moving so slowly, is so transparent

R212 - here's your ideal guy! Of course Harry looks thin to you.

[QUOTE] he still has a slumpy body.

'Slumpy'. Why are there so many fucking fraus on these threads?

Looks like he lost a fight against someone with a magic marker.

All this is frau and frau-in-waiting bait. It annoys me that women squeal over this sort of thing and think it's "fabulous" but would die if their partner did it in real life.

I hear he sucks dick very well.

He does…

All the world loves a clown.

BOYS N GALS ALL OVER THE WORLD WANNA FUK HIM SO BAD!!! HIM HOT U JEALOUS QUEENS

Yasss R225

Jealous rancid whores on this thread.

Harry and Olivia were at James Corden's NYE party and left a joint note for the pianist.

[quote]Harry and Olivia were at James Corden's NYE party

Proof that he's an asshole

Harry is headlining Coachella! Get that $10m cheque boy.

Harry Styles is over-exposed.

He shot his wad too soon.

R230 I suspect Harry has plenty of wads left.

Finally saw the Eternals movie yesterday. Have to say Harry looked good for the short amount of time he was on screen during the mid-credits scene.

He's as straight as ya nan and all this discussion on here is the point of why he is doing this. Maybe we have a chance? Gosh he is sooo edgy and interesting.

R232 He would have looked better sucking Ikaris' cock.

[quote]I suspect Harry has plenty of wads left.

He'd better, otherwise we'll throw him off of the cliff too

COACHELLA BITCH!

Excellent article in the Guardian calling Harry 'the biggest working rock artist in the world.'

But did he tattoo a fucking spider on his head?

[quote] He would have looked better sucking Ikaris' cock.

R234 Excuse me, that's Mr. Gutierrez's job. Thank you.

So the only way to make this no talent fug “interesting” is to put dresses on it?

his hole is very desired by all the leading male stars in town...

All the jealous fucks on here have gone very quiet since he was announced as Coachella headliner.

Meanwhile thug Malik had a kiss and tell in the Sun today - another woman with huge boobs saying they had a seven month affair in 2017 and Zayn told her he hated skinny women like Gigi.

R239 That's so true, and the young man goes at it with such enthusiasm!

R241 I'll put him in a dress.

Styles is still gross, r242.

Styles is more a clothes whore than clothes horse.

R245 is banned poster Dex.

he likes for men/women to work his pussy , common knowledge....its big and floppy and pink. tasty

Harry just needs to bathe more often.

Harry just sold out Wembley Stadium (90k) and Old Trafford (75k) in two hours and has added extra dates. His fandom has expanded hugely since 2019.

It doesn't mean anything, it's just a fluke!

[quote]Completely straight Harry Styles appropriating trans and queer culture again.

Please. He's about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road.

In 2022, Harry is the only successful member of 1d.

Zayn - a farmer and a felon

Niall - an alcoholic golfer

Liam - a cocaine addict, alcoholic and NFT obsessive

Louis - plague rat who smokes 60-a-day and thinks he's Liam Gallagher

R90 He's not the only one.

R253 I’m shocked when Louis posts on instagram about performing live. How does that man even have a voice left with all of his chainsmoking?

Was Twiggy not available?

Everything is so try hard today

Poor Harry.

Wherefore art thou rock n roll?

'I’m shocked when Louis posts on instagram about performing live. How does that man even have a voice left with all of his chainsmoking?'

Louis is an egomaniac who won't admit that he has a weak voice. He has a 70 date world tour lined up starting next week on 1st February with barely any time off between dates. He originally had this tour planned for 2020 and managed two dates. By the second date, he'd lost his voice and was talking/croaking the songs.

Luckily for him covid cancelled the rest of the 2020 tour, but Instead of taking this as a red flag and cutting down on the cigs, he ramped up his habit during the next two years and brought out a documentary that shows him smoking in every scene, including in a voice lesson.

This 2022 tour starts with three consecutive dates in Texas on 2,3 and 4 Feb. HIs voice will very likely be completely gone by the third night so we can expect to see cancellations.

I find it amazing when discussing members of certain bands who have split up, in this case, a boy band who were not instrumentalists. The drooling fans feel the need to put down other former band members while propping up their idol who has a successful career after leaving the band. It's all so juvenile and absurd.

Why bring up Zayn M in the context of discussing Harry Styles career? It's a known fact Zayn has ongoing drug and mental health issues.

Why compare Zayn with Styles current success? One thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other.

Who cares if Zayn really doesn't care for Gigi? Lots of people don't care for Gigi, she's a manufactured model, there is nothing organic or random about her success. Gigi's success is due to her reality show roots. Have you ever heard her being interviewed, she's dumb as a box of rocks, she's not interesting in the least.

Zayn been a mess for years. Zayn and Gigi have a child together, Zayn will have to deal with Gigi for many years to come. This has zero to due with Harry's career.

David Bowie's ghost is unimpressed.

How about this r261…ALL OF THEM SUCK!

R261, Zayn likes himself some plus sized pussy these days. Gigi can fuck off with her scrawny body.

[quote]How about this [R261]…ALL OF THEM SUCK!

Listen you imbecile, I never mentioned I was a fan of Harry or Zayn, however, I do work in the music biz, I certainly know how ALL this works. It's all about fandom and hype, lots of nonsense goes on to get the drooling fans interested. Very little of this has to do with the actual MUSIC content. Remember, this thread is about Harry Style's clothing!

Hype and artifice sell. For quite a long time now, music has taken a backseat to a music performer's presentation and image. Madonna has always been a great example of image and lavish stage productions being more important than the actual music.

Now run along.....

I KNEW I left this somewhere.

But Madonna's music is actually excellent, r265, and she has a back catalogue to be proud of and which will keep her relevant long after Harry Styles has disappeared from memory. Madonna's image and style were in fact entwined with her music and her cultural significance, as a rebellious and strong woman in the 80s and 90s and also in response to the changes in her life, in a similar way to how Bowie's image was always an extension of his music and part of his whole artistic contribution. Styles doesn't have any of that - neither the music, the image or the contribution to the cultural and social conversation. He is completely manufactured.

I'm not a Harry Styes fan, but, c'mon, Madonna isn't completely manufactured? Surely you jest. I'd hardly call her music excellent.

Madonna's entire image is about ripping off fashion/style icons, acting icons and others, she hasn't one original idea in her head.

Madonna succeeded at marketing her minimal talent. That's where he real talent lies, marketing. Madonna also knew how to pick excellent musicians, dancers and songwriters. Again, she was great at marketing and figuring out trends. MTV and Madonna ruined pop music.

Madonna cannot actually sing. One review I always remember, "Madonna sounds like Minnie Mouse on helium."

[quote] I'd hardly call her music excellent.

Music critics would disagree with you.

[quote]Music critics would disagree with you.

LOTS of music critics are failed musicians, you do realize that? Probably not.

WTF is a music critic's criteria and experience to critique music? The fans are the people making popular musicians rich and famous, they buy the music and see the performers concerts.

Fans don't care if the music is crap, they enjoy a performer's output, then they buy it.

I've yet to find one fan who was swayed by a critic's opinion about the musicians they enjoy.

With teens and young people, as far as their music choices, it's more about peer pressure than what a critic's opinion is.

R262,