Taylor Lautner Reveals He's Engaged to Longtime Love Tay Dome!

Lol.

Is she a TV?

"my absolute best friend". So romantic and real.

Who’s going to tell her?

Aw, she probably knows already.

Well, isn't that sweet. I hope she can iron.

He's turning into quite the little bear cub.

Tay-Tay and Tay? Just…nay

Is it appropriate to gift the happy couple a casting couch?

[quote]Who’s going to tell her? Aw, she probably knows already.

She's an "influencer" she definitely knows already, I'm sure Taylor's relationship with Taylor helps her brand.

We don’t want him since he’s not hot anymore.

Memories…

Poor Taylor. Seems like a nice enough kid, but he's been OVUH for so long, why even bother?

I mean, honestly.

I don't have any opinion on the kid, but that swishy gif of him has me absolutely convinced he's gay. His is the same body language I have in videos of myself that used to make me feel so self-conscious.

He‘s straight, deal with it, gays….

He's got the biggest dick I've never seen.

Maybe they can be BFFs with Paris Hilton and her über-heterosexual new husband

Roger that, R14

[quote] "I CANNOT WAIT TO SPEND FOREVER WITH YOU.”

My sides! He looks THRILLED in OP's photo. Poor guy. Must be agony not being able to be who he truly is.

No way this brute is gay.

He hasn't made a film in 5 years and hasn't done television in 3 years. He is in one film coming out next year, with no apparent projects of note in development. I wonder how people like this survive. I'm sure he made some decent money off the Twilight films, but that was a decade ago.

I bet Patrick Schwarzenegger will throw him the bachelor party to end all bachelor parties.

R19 probably Comicon type events and maybe accompanying generous older mentors on their yachting excursions...

I told all you gays he was straight! Next time you'd better listen to me!

I see this “engagement” lasting for 18 months (when the contract ends) they will have an “unfortunate falling out.)

Will they both answer to “Mrs. Lautner”?

TBH I thought they were married already, they've been dating forever

BUMP

She's the one who actually asked his father for Tay Tay's hand and he said: "girl, if you can catch one of those flying hands, he's all yours!"

"Tay Dome" sounds like a drag queen name

Will he invite Bryan Singer and Gus Van Sant to the wedding?

She’ll make a beautiful bride. And I’m sure Tay Dome will wash up ok on the day as well.

‘Engaged’ in a heated conversation over the flowers at the upcoming Pattinson/Stewart nuptials

r26=moron

It is nice to see that he grew into that Ferengi nose of his.

Tay, Tay, Tay

Tay of Fools...

Hmm. I mean, if I know, she has to know, so if she's game- then congratulations.

The neon Lautner sign. How tacky.

“Tay Dome”? Cruel parents.

Her given name is Taylor. She goes by Tay and marks her panties with that name so there’s no confusion when they come out of the dryer.

I thought he was carrying on a torrid romance with Patrick S.

I think their couple name should be Taters.

Talk about being fucked for the very first time on third base. Taylor accrued 60 million dollars with zero talent and with a face slightly less expressive than a stuffed toy. He screamed well being fucked and was sent to the gym. The rest is history. And he only bled once. There is nothing to improve about him, he looks made of felt and plasticine.

I give him credit for knowing he has nothing to offer now and best not speak on camera anymore. The Twilight Series was the worst cast major movie event of all time. Not one of the leads had any acting talent or presence. None of them were even beautiful!?! This is not bitterness or hyperbole. It's the objective truth.

[quote]I'm surprised she's not Asian.

We're shocked it's a girl.

[quote] “ And just like that, all of my wishes came true,”

So Taylor is a Carrie? I thought he’d be more of a Charlotte.

Taylor and Taylor?

What are the odds?

R44 he has a type.

[Quote] Taylor and Taylor? What are the odds?

PR shills are always looking for new angles to provide distraction in bearding arrangements.

He has absolutely no career. Why would he need a bearding arrangement?

^ LOL

He was adorable in that English comedy Cukoo

Am I the only person that doesn't think he's gay?

R50, There might be one other person.

Am I the only one imagining a twist where Patrick S is crashing the wedding and Taylor L. runs away with Patrick?

R52 Patrick is busy with bearding….

r53, it could happen ... on a very special episode of The Love Boat.

On the DL, every good-looking guy is gay. Only the ugly ones are gay or non-binary.

Taylor is still smokin' hot.

The best a man can get.

Its smart of him to get a beard with the same name as him. Now when asked "do you love Taylor?" He doesn't have to lie.

BUMP

She pings too

He gay

Looking at the gift registry, I’m torn between buying them a strap on for pegging, or the trays of freshly baked cookies for smelling.

You people are awful. Taylor is not gay, never was. If he were gay, he would've kept up the bodybuilding. No gay man at his age would let his body go like that. I hate when you boys accuse people of being gay, when there is evidence to the contrary. Knock it off!

R63, look at Nikacado.

Did not see this coming. Had no idea he even had a girlfriend.

Maybe DataLounge was wrong about this one...

MAYBE, r65? MAYBE??? Taylor is straight. I think that is fact now. The only "evidence" for being gay these dizzy queens had was that YT interview where he gestured a lot with his hands. They someone interpreted that as him being gay. The fact is that many guys his age across all orientations and genders gesture like that. It's a generational thing these old dizzy queens can't possibly even begin to understand. I'm so happy for him. He deserves a good girl like Tay, and I hope people can now put to rest the nasty rumors that he's gay. Because he isn't.

It's nice to see that Renee Zellweger has passed down the bearding torch to the next generation!

To be honest, I didn't even know he had a new girlfriend. I thought he was still with Billie Lourd.

The BI from Blind Item about this thread's news topic.

[/bold] Why Chompers Got Engaged [/bold]

You already know that there are plenty of celebrities out there who are in faux relationships.

Some of them do it to serve as a beard for the other person. Some of them do it to hide their own personal preferences.

Some of them do it to publicize a particular project. Some of them do it for general publicity purposes.

Let’s talk about this actor from a famous franchise series. We’ll call him Chompers.

Chompers is a good-looking guy who has probably dated a dozen female celebrities. He hasn’t written a ten-minute song about any of them, but he probably could.

Oh, hello Taylor Swift!

While this isn’t Chompers’ first faux relationship, it may be his last. He is ready to commit to his non-celebrity girlfriend.

Given that Chompers is still so young, why is he settling down with this particular girl at this particular time? What’s the rush?

He wants to have a baby and so does she. They have been dating for a few years now so they really know each other and are comfortable co-parenting this baby together. She knows exactly who he is and she is cool with that.

Surprise!

It’s a baby-making partnership!

That’s the first surprise. There is a second surprise.

It turns out that Chompers did not come up with this idea himself. It actually came from a famous actress!

You might think that the idea came from that lead actress from the franchise that made him famous. We’ll call her Flannel.

Nope, it wasn’t her. Flannel has been through a faux relationship or two of her own over the years, but she wasn’t the one giving advice to Chompers.

The idea actually came from another actress. We’ll call her Kissy.

Chompers faux dated Kissy a few years ago. We told you from the first smoochy photo that their relationship was fake. Their relationship came and went so quickly that you might not even remember it.

While their relationship didn’t last, their discussions abut family did have a profound impact on him.

You see, Kissy herself was the product of a faux relationship. Her mother was a famous actress who teamed up with an industry bigwig to produce her.

She told him how her parents came up with an arrangement that worked, even though her father is gay. She convinced him that he could have a family of his own someday if he found the right girl. She told him that as long as he was completely truthful with the girl and they totally trusted each other it could work.

Sounds like he found the right girl.

Congratulations to Chompers on his engagement!

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Chompers: Taylor Lautner (played werewolf in Twilight)

Flannel: Kristen Stewart (duh!)

Kissy: Billie Lourd (parents: Bryan Lourd and Carrie Fisher).

"Taylor is straight. I think that is fact now. He deserves a good girl like Tay, and I hope people can now put to rest the nasty rumors that he's gay. Because he isn't."

How does his marrying a girl make his sexual orientation a "fact"?

Gay men have ben marrying women for centuries to cover up their homosexuality.

Tell me how this situation makes Lautner straight for a "fact".

Gay people seem just as close minded as straight people when it comes to sexuality. Taylor is gay just because of that one gif?

R69 Why are you bringing this shit here? Is this written by a teenager?

" Taylor is gay just because of that one gif?"

No.

Taylor is gay because he likes dicks and balls...

R73 But where is the proof?

R74 there was no proof with Rock hudson, Wentworth Miller, lee pace and other celebs prior to coming out. There were rumors for years that they were gay.

R75 There was 'proof' of Wentworth Miller in the sense that Perez Hilton et al. posted photos of him with Luke Macfarlane, who was out. Miller was forced out of the closet by that kind of pressure.

And there was 'proof' of Hudson; it's just that people kept it under wraps. His wife secretly recorded a confrontation she had with him about his sexuality.

In part, she said:

[quote] “Everyone knows that you were picking up boys off the street shortly after we were married and have continued to do so, thinking that being married would cover up for you.”

And

[quote] "I’m not condemning you, but it seems that as long as you recognize your problem, you would want to do something about it.” She also complained about “your great speed with me, sexually. Are you that fast with boys?”

To which he replied:

[quote] “Well, it’s a physical conjunction [sic],” replied Rock, then 32. “Boys don’t fit. So, this is why it lasts longer.”

The difference is that Taylor has no career. He's has-been. If he were gay, what would be the incentive for him to beard at this point?

Was he drunk or was it a joke? He married to a wo-man? 😂

So thrilled for you, Taylor. You deserve nothing but the best. I have faith that you and Tay will create good Christian home with some beautiful babies. #Blessed

If you're GAY and you're going to marry a woman you should at least LOOK straight.

R76 he wasn't holding hands with luke. They looked like two friends hanging out. It wasn't proof per se. Most closeted celebs weren't outed due to actual proof but due to persistent rumors that refused to die.

R75 Even a blind chicken finds a kernel of corn. Meaning some of these rumors turn out to be true. Bit how many of them don't. There are hundreds of celebs that have "he's/she's definitely gay" rumors on DL.

Engaged? Engaged in what - sodomy?

Looks like she can whistle while she brushes her teeth.

What a lovely girl. Nice long neck. Perfect for looking the other way.

Taylor and Tay will create a good faith-based Christian home. Jesus will be welcome and worshipped in their home. It's refreshing.

Note to R79 and R86 -

On what planet do you reside...???

Psssssst R82 There ARE hundreds of gay celebrities

R88 Yes. 980 gays out of 1000 celebs, according to DL. Even though gays make maybe 3% of the population.

Ok, so he’s got the beard thing taken care of; so, what about his acting?

To get a glimpse of out gay working actors in Hollywood, just watch the Boys in the Band remake. That's pretty much the extent of it. Oh sure, there are plenty of actors who will do unspeakable gay acts for the right role, but they are straight and doing what they need to do to satisfy their naked ambition.

R91 keep telling yourself that.

To R91 -

I see.

So the ONLY gay actors are the stars from the 2020 remake of The Boys in the Band?

Really?

Wow, what an intellectual observation!! You...are...a...GENIUS with a GREAT perspective on life!!!

Would you please...PLEASE write a book with ALL your intelligence contained within?

I can't WAIT to read it!!!!!

Coool! Congratulations

She has a 10-inch cock right?

That has to be the only reason they're getting married.

Bennifer, Brangelina…now TayTay.

So precious…

It's still crazy that the one openly non-straight actor from the Twilight movies was Kristen Stewart of all of them.

For Taylor Lautner (and Shawn Mendes) the gay rumors exist because they are a bit effeminate. I don't pretend to know. Could be hiding, could just be slightly fem straight guys. Could be bi.

R98 Shawn is a more than just a bit effeminate

And I'm more than just a bit single, Taylor!

Shawn…

R97 Why would that be crazy? What exactly is supposed to be crazy here?

He said OUT gay actors, r93.

What will it take for you dizzy queens to admit that Taylor is straight? A sex tape of him fucking his fiancee? Even with that, you gay loosers would still probably accuse him of being gay. Can't win with you boys.

Somehow, if the internet ate the sissy boodles sign language meme and it was never seen again

R104…too many people have seen him with other men. Everyone can’t be making it all up. Or maybe you’re just trolling…

R106 Who are these many people? Where are they?

Lies

Taylor Lautner is gay because he has anal sex with men.

Maybe the raw sexual tension on display between him and Pattinson as "Edward" can be mined on the Sundays when she's out shopping for yoga pants. The tent scene was just toooo much. Stewart looked like she'd rather be at home, knitting socks for her girlfriend.

I know that cis is being thrown around a lot these days, but a lot of closet cases do act like they are not comfortable in their own skin. That's when you get all these wooden actors who can't act for shit, because they are too scared to come off as too femme or faggy.

Us gays have what is called gaydar, which is basically noticing the glances, the fidgety hands, and other signs we know from personal experiences, our own personal lives and struggles of coming to terms with being gay. And, usually, gaydar is more right than wrong (aka wishful thinking).

R111, not really. You are overconfident in and enslaved by archaic stereotypes.

r112, and that is why you will very likely end up with a guy who cheats on you with guys on the downlow and give you an STD.

Keep ignoring the obvious, bitch.

Taylor is so straight, he bathes in pussy juice.

Dude, chill

R111 "Us gays have what is called gaydar..And, usually, gaydar is more right than wrong (aka wishful thinking)."

This is the funniest thing ever. Are you new here? DL thinks that half of Hollywood is gay. So they are wrong (and wishfully think) about 90% of the time.

Which men has he had anal sex with, r109?

He's still in the closet? And still dating women with the same name as him?

He is not a closet case and he is not gay. A gay man in Hollywood would have kept up the bodybuilding and not let his body go to utter shit. It's obvious he did that solely for the Twilight franchise, and not to compensate for a lack of internal masculinity, which motivates most gay men to work out like fiends. Like many average straight dudes, he couldn't care less about maintaining a ripped physique. Good for him, and I'm glad he's found the right girl to settle down with and start a good Christian household. God is proud of Mr. Lautner, and so am I!

R119 is very funny!!!

So much ridiculous shit in his/her/its post.

The fact that he doesn't work out as much as he did as a teenager proves absolutely nothing.

And this "God" thing you keep mentioning is a myth.

IM SO HAPPRY FOR THEM

r120, doll, God is not a myth. Judgment Day is going to be particularly interesting for you, now isn't it?

He gay

Perhaps you gays have been so entrenched in the life for so long, that you forgot what heterosexual intimacy looks like. This photo says it all. A man kissing a woman. There can be no greater evidence, unless you're looking for a sex tape.

He still gay

So passionate. Proof that he is a terrible actor.he can’t even beard properly…

I think it was a lovely low-key kiss, which further goes to prove my point that he is 100% straight. If he were gay and aware of the paps skulking about, then he would've been totally over the top with the kissing. Need I say more?

Are you doing some sort of performance art, r127?

If performance art = delivering cold, hard facts that might be too bitter a pill for your dizzy queens to get down, then yes, that is performance art. The truth that he is straight needs to be told.

R122 I’ve heard it’s straight to hell for the righteous

Omg I wish this thread would die so I never have to read TAY DOME ever again.

Now tell us the one about Goldilocks and the three bears r129.

R119- While we’re on the subject - Richard Simmons is not a closet case and he’s not gay.

You're seriously comparing Taylor to Richard Simmons? That's like comparing navy blue to hot pink.

The taylor is straight poster is a lunatic and a troll.

Taylor is engaged to a WOMAN. He has only been linked romantically with WOMEN in the past. There's only proof that he's straight. Meanwhile, you keep claiming he's gay, despite the evidence. And I'M the lunatic?

Elton John was MARRIED to a woman for years R136

In the 1980s, r137. Taylor isn't even that interested in working much so why would he have a fake marriage just for his career?

[quote] A gay man in Hollywood would have kept up the bodybuilding and not let his body go to utter shit.

Truth!

He smashes that snatch left and right, and eats those bitches azz like it was groceries

His career is as deflated as his body.

Is this a last-ditch PR move before he goes the self-parody route à la Leslie Nielsen?

No.

Leslie Nielsen could act.

Lautner, bless her little gay heart, can't.

R143 This. LN was a talented dramatic lead until "Airplane!" and his move to comedic roles.

I don't know who Leslie Nielsen is, but I'm sure Taylor can act circles around her. Taylor has done some decent dramatic acting.

Bless your heart, R145.

Someone adjust the oxygen up a little for R145.

The 'eldergays' of DL must have turned over to a new generation. So many threads on Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner and 'influencers.'

Leslie Nielsen was married to that guy from Rocky - Stallone at one time? She's not really an actress.

Taylor is not really cute. He's kind of cute like that Mormom boy from American Voice - David Archielette. Pug face.

Just cuz Taylor has some tiny eyes, recessive features and effeminate mannerisms doesn't make him a gay. It's not fair to accuse someone who hasn't chosen the homosexual lifestyle. I think he should be given a pass. He's always been with pretty girls and doesn't really act like a gay. He's athletic without being all plastic. Taylor Lautner is just cute in a mutent kind of way and some older gays like that. They take advantage of boys who look like him in their town.

We must wish him all happiness. I bet he had to put up with a lot of unwanted attention in his rise to superstardom.

R149 is brilliant from beginning to end.

His sex life is no one’s business…

[quote]Taylor Lautner Reveals He's Engaged to Longtime Love Tay Dome!

Engaged in what? Collaborative purse spitting?

Can we please stop with the accusations? Enough already. The man is engaged to a WOMAN, thank God! It's time for y'all to put these nasty little insinuations to rest once and for all.

R137 Elton John is bi. He says he is attracted to women to this day. He was married to a woman and fucking a woman fir years, because that's what straight and bisexual men do,NOT gay men! If you can have sex with a female and fall in love with a female romantically, you aren't gay!

R153 Yes, because someone being accused of being gay is just the WORST.

Sorry, Taylor. You were an engaging torso for about 6 months - thanks for that, now bye.

The ballet studio scene is AMAAAAAZING!!!

Oh, for heaven's sake, just stop it, r157.

King

I am beyond thrilled for him. He deserves all the happiness in the world, and I think Tay can give that to him. They're going to make beautiful babies together, and raise them in a Christian home.

Anagrams for "Taylor Lautner Tay Dome":

a mandatory telly route

a maternally outed tyro

a nutty, orderly oatmeal

r161 has a tad too much time on her hands. Tragic.

r162, did you ever hear of something called the Internet, where you can generate numerous anagrams within seconds? If not, however did you find your way into our midst?

Taylor Lautner is another Bryan Singer "special friend"......Both are garbage. Taylor for not speaking out against BS when he knows how much predators victimize young hollywood. LINK pic of Bryan and TayTay...

R164 Egan was never pretty enough to drawn Singer's lust - disbelieve.

o please mary, a beard 4 sho.

r164 Bryan's tastes were... Unique at times.

I'm sending them a turkey baster in case they decide to have children.

R167 = And at other times, predictable. Rewriting 35 years of comic book history so you can place Young Charles as a 12 year old in a scene that never happened in the comics and adds nothing to the story?...

R167 Kodi?? I thought it was the actors who played Cyclops and Angel who were more Bryan's type.

R170 = (allegedly) BS fawned over Kodi the minute he saw his photo online. Or maybe BS saw THIS link of Kodi from 2007 and was "impressed" with his "talent"?....LINK..

I can just feel their passion said no one.

This blind says it all!

R173 =" She knows exactly who he is and she is cool with that.".........A closet case and a nobody making a baby?...How Hollywood trailer park...

Who the hell believes in blinds? Bunch of made up bullshit by gossipers.

I'm curious about how the whole bearding situation works. Do they maintain a fake single bedroom for house tours? Do they sneak tricks in under the guise of personal trainers or brush salesmen? Does their agent say, "Just be discreet"?

I know people who believe in and repeat blind items are pitiful

Tay... Tay... rings a bell....

So what if it's an arrangement to have a baby? It's nobody's business but their own. Not everyone needs or desires to come screeching out of the closet, or are forced out by design. Some people want to live a normal heterosexual lifestyle, and there's nothing wrong with that. As long as the wife knows and everything's on the up and up between them, what are they doing that is so wrong?

R176 if I told you I would have to kill you.

R167 Yikes, must have been slim pickings at the YMCA that week.

I have no idea what his sexual orientation is beyond what he says and identifies as, but there are countless mixed orientation marriages. People have a right to choose a life that is consistent with their deeply held values and beliefs, and mixed orientation marriages are a way for that to happen. As long as the spouse is aware, it’s cool.

I want to marry r182's post. That's exactly right. As long as the spouse is aware, what's the harm.

Why aren't straight men marrying gay men if mixed orientation marriages are so legit?

R184 Are you really that dumb?

R185 Maybe, but if people are trying to imply that ' mixed orientation ' marriages and relationships boil down to one inherent values, they are completely bonkers. Straight men and gay men not doing any of these types of ' mixed orientation ' marriages should be a clear sign of what is going on, and none of it comes down to inherent values or beliefs.

Newsflash, it's just homophobia.

Please join me in FFing the homophobes coming to a gay forum to endorse bearding, closeting, and "mixed orientation marriages."

Newly heterosexually engaged Taylor Lautner has a new Netflix movie

R187 I will join you. Who do I need to ff?

R189, you can start with R182. Maybe this is someone you've already rightly blocked, though.

Damn, that chin!

The troll on this thread is very funny. "Unspeakable acts," "Leslie Nielsen-Stallone".

R10 I'm sure Taylor manages to both miss the way he looked back then and no miss the effort needed to get it.

How are the wedding plans coming along?

Just swimmingly, R194! We've picked a calligrapher for the place cards!

I'm thrilled beyond words for him. He deserves this. It's refreshing to see someone you guys keep accusing of being gay to turn out to be just a normal straight guy. Ha ha do you need a towel to wipe off the egg on your faces?

"normal straight guy", lol! Sure, Jan-Frau. Drink that koolaid.

[Quote] Ok so I grew up with these people. I went to school with Taylor (girl) and Taylor’s (boy) sister. Taylor (g) goes to one of those white, new age, non-denominational but heavily influenced by Baptist practice, rock and roll for Jesus churches and became buddie buddie with Taylor’s (b) sister. Shortly after the Taylors started dating, it’s assumed that the sister kind of set them up.