Madonna is dancing by a car and having the time of her life

I can’t stop cringing

Oh, that’s awful. Like a old lady dancing

Is she sporting prosthetic plastic legs, and that is actually a souped-up wheelchair disguised as a Prius limo that she's riding?

OMG,OMG.OMG & not in a good way

Why do you start so many threads about her if you hate her so much?

Trying to relive her youth from her 20's and 30's. Although this one wasn't s bad as some of the others.

She's just expressing herselves (sic).

BWHAHAHA! She's going to break a hip! She can barely even move it anymore.

She’s been losing weights. Good for her

goddamn. that is creepy. how can she not be aware of that? I guess self awareness is not her thing.

Get thee to a shrink

Hey Madonna, having spasms is not dancing.

Worse than Edina Monsoon, quite an accomplishment.

R13 That's who she reminded me off, only difference is Edina is likeable.

After 50 it’s all over for the dancing thing. Never looks good.

Car humper.

Does she have grandkids? Because I can just imagine one yelling,

"MOM! Grandma forgot her meds again! She's out in the driveway dancing next to the car because she thinks it's still 1984!"

Then a tired middle aged woman groaning "oh my God", grabbing a blanket and running outside.

That hair is a ratty mess.

Madonna is living her bliss and seeking her truth.

Dancing in the gutter. How appropriate.

You think that's bad? The other night she was dressed as Madame X and wandering all throughout her house and backyard.

Madonna is desperately seeking attention.

Madonna then and now. She looked much more attractive and natural then as opposed to the over sexualized mess that she has become now.

She’s gross. Those fake “dark” roots. Joke.

Madonna is a leo.

The poor car seat. It’s gonna need a deep, deep cleaning.

She’s just the worst.

She really twerks like an old white lady.

Not sure why, but I expected better twerking from Madonna.

The Prancersize lady's got better moves than Madonna at this point.

BITCH, I'M LOCA!

Yes, grandma we know. Now come back in the house. It's time for your medication.

Intervention, please...

This speaks to demonic possession.

Madonna used to be pretty graceful with her body. She was a good dancer. But now she just trots out the same moves, and they look awkward and stiff as hell (I'm presuming because of the ass implants, the medication she takes and age).

The more we criticize her, though, the more she is going to do shit like this. She thinks it's rebelling against ageism and misogyny, her two go-two complaints.

She's just pissing on her legacy.

From the looks of it, she was pissing on her leg.

All that’s missing is a bumper sticker saying, “Caution: Old Lady May Break Out In Random Twerk”

She probably thought she was flashing her cooch, but forgot she was wearing leggings.

Narcissists love the camera

Everything she does now is so predictable. The same tired-ass dance moves. Looking straight into the camera with her rubber face looking like it's being pulled down. Her saying something "provocative" and "shocking" when, again, it's just tired.

And she's still peddling that Madame X shit.

What a drag it is getting old. She should take tips from Jagger. Other than fathering 100’s of children, he manages to not embarrass himself in his downtime.

She looks insane, like she's on her way to her supervised-adult care program.

This is how you move your ass madge.

Live, Laugh, Hump It Madge!

[quote] She was a good dancer.

No, she was never a good dancer in the slightest! She learned and executed choreographed movements, but never, NEVER exhibited even the slightest grace of movement, or showed the faintest evidence of a natural, artistic real dancer's talents.

Insane! But bigger question is they're letting her make another movie?

Those old hips don't lie.

Sad last days.

At least Brendad Ickson still has some dignity!

The Original, The Best and Madonna STILL is appropriating.

"This is not a movie. This is real life."

Thank you for that clarification, Madonna.

And those were my real eyes. Traumatized.

And Lord, if you think this dancing is shitty, imagine the fucking movie.

It's going to be a narcissistic trainwreck.

Worse than the attempt at twerking is the constant sex faces and tongue flicking and groping herself in some sort of pseudo state of arousal. It's so damn ugly and so damn desperate. I don't know what she pays that young man to fuck her but it's not enough.

A 64 year-old woman who wasn't famous would be thought of as batshit crazy if she did that.

Sick and gross.

Old woman pays her gigolo big $$$$ to tell her everyday she's a hot piece of ass, and with Alzheimer's setting in. she really believes it's true.

Unappealing at any age.

She's at an age where dementia can start.

Dat sum funked up shee-it.

You gotta love the old lady quavering voice! Do they have surgery for that?

Is this her last gasp before she is condemned to Hell for all eternity?

Pills are to blame. Lots of pills.

Madonna could never dance. She even bombed out of it. She was never known for it. She was known for taking off her clothes. That’s about it.

Madonna studied with Martha Graham. She was an above-average dancer.

"Madonna studied with Martha Graham. She was an above-average dancer" She signed up for classes at the school. Almost anybody can do that. Managing to stay is the hard part. She only lasted for a few weeks before she was asked to leave. She claims of course it was because she was such a little rebel and sooo avant garde, but reality was she just couldn't cut the mustard . She doesn't dance. She clomps around grabbing her pussy and slithering.

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Madonna isn’t a dancer. Or singer. Or actress.

Janet is, however.

Madonna is a very good dancer. That's one area where she is specifically talented.

R65 - If you said that out loud, I know you would burst out laughing.

r66/Janbot is such a bore.

WTF does Janbot always rag on Madonna? Madonna and Janet Jackson have never had much in common.

Madonna...she dance goood! So gooood!

Everyone's a /Janbot.

You're a /Janbot!

/Janbot germs!

/Janbot germs!

/Janbot /Janbot!

[quote]Madonna is a very good dancer. That's one area where she is specifically talented.

Oh, my sides, MY SIDES!

Take a gander at the "Hung Up" video again. Madonna brings to mind someone who just had their arms and legs attached to their trunk for the first time earlier that day!

Madonna dropped Martha Graham's name a lot, had heard of her, and knew she was revered, the same way she constantly mentions James Baldwin now. She realizes nobody respects her talent the same way. Can't you fools see that?

^^Go to bed Janbot. Why are you so obsessed with Madonna?

I'm not the dreary Janbot.

I'm just an average American.

Madonna also studied with Pearl Lang.

Rainman: "I am an excellent driver."

rump: " I am a very stable genius"

this old chick: "I am an accomplished dancer."

R2 She seems so much older than she is.

"I just want to express myself."

Cinema verite'

When she's elderly and suffering from dementia she'll be calling up random people on the phone and saying explicit things to them or asking them for sex like Blue Iris.

Madonna was never a dancer. She couldn’t cut it as one and for the majority of her first two decades in music she didn’t dance. When she started to it was all yoga moves. She was never known as a dancer.

She publicized herself as a dancer. As someone mentioned above, she sold it as she woulda coulda but her rebellious spirit was too much for Broadway or Martha Graham. She started studying modern dance in high school but implied she had trained in dance her whole life.

Madge dabbles in this and that.

Madge isn’t a real dancer. If so, post a clip of her dancing. There is tons of videos of Janet and Britney dancing their asses off, let’s see Madge.

The Queen is a FLAWLESS danceur!

She looks like one of those excessively drunk 21 year old bitches leaving the club at 2am in Hollywood. Except she's 4 decades older.

Her book consists entirely of pages taken from other books.

R39 Madonna should steer clear of Jagger. He's the one who characterized her as "Endless mountains of ambition and a thimbleful of talent."

Madonna's "dancing" is barely on par with any random high school drill team, or a community theater production of "Hairspray".....wait, scratch that, most community theaters do very decent productions of "Hairspray" which Madonna would struggle to execute.

Her heart belongs to daddy. Damn did Tony have one massive gap.

[quote] "This is not [bold]one of my unbelievably horrible[/bold] movie[bold]s[/bold]. This is real life."

FIFH

Watching her try to stay relevant is exhausting.

She is now famous in name only. She's like a modern day Astor.

Now it's a disco! But not for Madonna!

In the dress she used to wear,

Faded flowers in her hair,

She sits there so refined

And drinks herself half-blind!

She lost her youth and she lost Guy Ritchie

Now she's lost! her! mind!

She was filming a commercial for a new restless leg syndrome medicine available without a prescription for old whores who know they should keep their legs closed, but now lack the muscle control to do so.

R89 Damn she looks just like him.

I'm embarrassed just watching.

Does she have a mirror?

Does she watch these clips?

I'm serious. She has completely lost her mind.

When she was good, she was very good.

Looking at that old performance video only makes the present day situation all that much sadder.

Did she get those butt implants removed?

It has to be an old video. She couldn't have lost that much weight so quickly.

Where did her neck go? Her head looks gigantic on a neckless body. She looks freaky.

When Madonna first came on the scene, no one was doing what she was doing.

Most singers just stood with a microphone and sang.

She set the stage for pop divas to incorporate more dance (and backup dancers) in their performances.

Before that, you only saw this kind of stuff in Vegas or in musical theatre.

Now, it's expected. But back then, Madonna truly was a trendsetter with her stage shows.

Yeah. No one did it before her.

Nope. Not a one.

Yep. Madonna was first.

Yeah. Madge is an original.

"Haterz gonna hate."

Madonna as a spray painting street kid in Borderline always struck me as not entirely believable, but she had sooooo much confidence in herself. It bordered on obnoxious.

R107 - The only time I ever enjoyed watching her dance next to a car.

I know that narcissists don't handle aging well, but I think there also has to be some substance abuse helping her down this horrific path.

Her drinking problem has been talked about for many years now. Now it appears she’s using pills and other substances. This isn’t going to end well. She may end up dead during another plastic surgery procedure.

Funny cuz she was allegedly so disciplined when it came to drugs and alcohol back in the day.