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Madonna is dancing by a car and having the time of her life

I’m sure her kids aren’t embarrassed 😳

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by Anonymousreply 112November 24, 2021 7:37 PM

I can’t stop cringing

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2021 11:22 PM

Oh, that’s awful. Like a old lady dancing

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2021 11:29 PM

Is she sporting prosthetic plastic legs, and that is actually a souped-up wheelchair disguised as a Prius limo that she's riding?

by Anonymousreply 3November 13, 2021 4:40 AM

OMG,OMG.OMG & not in a good way

by Anonymousreply 4November 13, 2021 4:58 AM

Why do you start so many threads about her if you hate her so much?

by Anonymousreply 5November 13, 2021 5:05 AM

Trying to relive her youth from her 20's and 30's. Although this one wasn't s bad as some of the others.

by Anonymousreply 6November 13, 2021 5:16 AM

She's just expressing herselves (sic).

by Anonymousreply 7November 13, 2021 5:52 AM

BWHAHAHA! She's going to break a hip! She can barely even move it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 8November 13, 2021 5:54 AM

She’s been losing weights. Good for her

by Anonymousreply 9November 13, 2021 6:19 AM

goddamn. that is creepy. how can she not be aware of that? I guess self awareness is not her thing.

by Anonymousreply 10November 13, 2021 6:22 AM

Get thee to a shrink

by Anonymousreply 11November 13, 2021 6:25 AM

Hey Madonna, having spasms is not dancing.

by Anonymousreply 12November 13, 2021 6:26 AM

Worse than Edina Monsoon, quite an accomplishment.

by Anonymousreply 13November 13, 2021 3:06 PM

R13 That's who she reminded me off, only difference is Edina is likeable.

by Anonymousreply 14November 13, 2021 3:13 PM

After 50 it’s all over for the dancing thing. Never looks good.

by Anonymousreply 15November 13, 2021 3:18 PM

Car humper.

by Anonymousreply 16November 13, 2021 3:20 PM

Does she have grandkids? Because I can just imagine one yelling,

"MOM! Grandma forgot her meds again! She's out in the driveway dancing next to the car because she thinks it's still 1984!"

Then a tired middle aged woman groaning "oh my God", grabbing a blanket and running outside.

by Anonymousreply 17November 13, 2021 3:23 PM

That hair is a ratty mess.

by Anonymousreply 18November 13, 2021 3:43 PM

Madonna is living her bliss and seeking her truth.

by Anonymousreply 19November 13, 2021 3:49 PM

Dancing in the gutter. How appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 20November 13, 2021 3:51 PM

You think that's bad? The other night she was dressed as Madame X and wandering all throughout her house and backyard.

by Anonymousreply 21November 13, 2021 3:53 PM

Madonna is desperately seeking attention.

by Anonymousreply 22November 13, 2021 3:55 PM

Madonna then and now. She looked much more attractive and natural then as opposed to the over sexualized mess that she has become now.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 13, 2021 3:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24November 13, 2021 3:58 PM

She’s gross. Those fake “dark” roots. Joke.

by Anonymousreply 25November 13, 2021 4:00 PM

Madonna is a leo.

by Anonymousreply 26November 13, 2021 4:01 PM

The poor car seat. It’s gonna need a deep, deep cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 27November 13, 2021 4:07 PM

She’s just the worst.

by Anonymousreply 28November 13, 2021 4:29 PM

She really twerks like an old white lady.

Not sure why, but I expected better twerking from Madonna.

The Prancersize lady's got better moves than Madonna at this point.

by Anonymousreply 29November 13, 2021 5:36 PM


Yes, grandma we know. Now come back in the house. It's time for your medication.

by Anonymousreply 30November 13, 2021 5:48 PM

Intervention, please...

by Anonymousreply 31November 13, 2021 5:50 PM

This speaks to demonic possession.

by Anonymousreply 32November 13, 2021 6:04 PM

Madonna used to be pretty graceful with her body. She was a good dancer. But now she just trots out the same moves, and they look awkward and stiff as hell (I'm presuming because of the ass implants, the medication she takes and age).

The more we criticize her, though, the more she is going to do shit like this. She thinks it's rebelling against ageism and misogyny, her two go-two complaints.

She's just pissing on her legacy.

by Anonymousreply 33November 13, 2021 6:06 PM

From the looks of it, she was pissing on her leg.

by Anonymousreply 34November 13, 2021 6:08 PM

All that’s missing is a bumper sticker saying, “Caution: Old Lady May Break Out In Random Twerk”

by Anonymousreply 35November 13, 2021 6:14 PM

She probably thought she was flashing her cooch, but forgot she was wearing leggings.

by Anonymousreply 36November 13, 2021 6:15 PM

Narcissists love the camera

by Anonymousreply 37November 13, 2021 6:17 PM

Everything she does now is so predictable. The same tired-ass dance moves. Looking straight into the camera with her rubber face looking like it's being pulled down. Her saying something "provocative" and "shocking" when, again, it's just tired.

And she's still peddling that Madame X shit.

by Anonymousreply 38November 13, 2021 6:27 PM

What a drag it is getting old. She should take tips from Jagger. Other than fathering 100’s of children, he manages to not embarrass himself in his downtime.

by Anonymousreply 39November 13, 2021 6:31 PM

She looks insane, like she's on her way to her supervised-adult care program.

by Anonymousreply 40November 13, 2021 6:48 PM

This is how you move your ass madge.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 13, 2021 6:51 PM

Live, Laugh, Hump It Madge!

by Anonymousreply 42November 13, 2021 6:52 PM

[quote] She was a good dancer.

No, she was never a good dancer in the slightest! She learned and executed choreographed movements, but never, NEVER exhibited even the slightest grace of movement, or showed the faintest evidence of a natural, artistic real dancer's talents.

by Anonymousreply 43November 13, 2021 6:53 PM

Insane! But bigger question is they're letting her make another movie?

by Anonymousreply 44November 13, 2021 6:54 PM

Those old hips don't lie.

by Anonymousreply 45November 13, 2021 6:56 PM

Sad last days.

by Anonymousreply 46November 13, 2021 6:58 PM

At least Brendad Ickson still has some dignity!

by Anonymousreply 47November 13, 2021 7:01 PM

The Original, The Best and Madonna STILL is appropriating.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 13, 2021 7:12 PM

"This is not a movie. This is real life."

Thank you for that clarification, Madonna.

And those were my real eyes. Traumatized.

by Anonymousreply 49November 13, 2021 7:18 PM

And Lord, if you think this dancing is shitty, imagine the fucking movie.

It's going to be a narcissistic trainwreck.

by Anonymousreply 50November 13, 2021 7:21 PM

Worse than the attempt at twerking is the constant sex faces and tongue flicking and groping herself in some sort of pseudo state of arousal. It's so damn ugly and so damn desperate. I don't know what she pays that young man to fuck her but it's not enough.

by Anonymousreply 51November 18, 2021 3:56 AM

A 64 year-old woman who wasn't famous would be thought of as batshit crazy if she did that.

by Anonymousreply 52November 18, 2021 5:48 AM

Sick and gross.

by Anonymousreply 53November 18, 2021 6:09 AM

Old woman pays her gigolo big $$$$ to tell her everyday she's a hot piece of ass, and with Alzheimer's setting in. she really believes it's true.

by Anonymousreply 54November 18, 2021 6:12 AM

Unappealing at any age.

by Anonymousreply 55November 18, 2021 6:21 AM

She's at an age where dementia can start.

by Anonymousreply 56November 18, 2021 6:29 AM

Dat sum funked up shee-it.

by Anonymousreply 57November 18, 2021 5:50 PM

You gotta love the old lady quavering voice! Do they have surgery for that?

by Anonymousreply 58November 18, 2021 6:24 PM

Is this her last gasp before she is condemned to Hell for all eternity?

by Anonymousreply 59November 18, 2021 6:30 PM

Pills are to blame. Lots of pills.

by Anonymousreply 60November 18, 2021 8:22 PM

Madonna could never dance. She even bombed out of it. She was never known for it. She was known for taking off her clothes. That’s about it.

by Anonymousreply 61November 18, 2021 8:27 PM

Madonna studied with Martha Graham. She was an above-average dancer.

by Anonymousreply 62November 18, 2021 8:37 PM

"Madonna studied with Martha Graham. She was an above-average dancer" She signed up for classes at the school. Almost anybody can do that. Managing to stay is the hard part. She only lasted for a few weeks before she was asked to leave. She claims of course it was because she was such a little rebel and sooo avant garde, but reality was she just couldn't cut the mustard . She doesn't dance. She clomps around grabbing her pussy and slithering.


by Anonymousreply 63November 18, 2021 11:52 PM

Madonna isn’t a dancer. Or singer. Or actress.

Janet is, however.

by Anonymousreply 64November 18, 2021 11:55 PM

Madonna is a very good dancer. That's one area where she is specifically talented.

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2021 12:57 AM

R65 - If you said that out loud, I know you would burst out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2021 2:10 AM

r66/Janbot is such a bore.

by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2021 2:26 AM

WTF does Janbot always rag on Madonna? Madonna and Janet Jackson have never had much in common.

by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2021 2:26 AM

Madonna...she dance goood! So gooood!

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2021 2:28 AM

Everyone's a /Janbot.

You're a /Janbot!

/Janbot germs!

/Janbot germs!

/Janbot /Janbot!

by Anonymousreply 70November 19, 2021 2:30 AM

[quote]Madonna is a very good dancer. That's one area where she is specifically talented.

Oh, my sides, MY SIDES!

Take a gander at the "Hung Up" video again. Madonna brings to mind someone who just had their arms and legs attached to their trunk for the first time earlier that day!

Madonna dropped Martha Graham's name a lot, had heard of her, and knew she was revered, the same way she constantly mentions James Baldwin now. She realizes nobody respects her talent the same way. Can't you fools see that?

by Anonymousreply 71November 19, 2021 5:13 AM

^^Go to bed Janbot. Why are you so obsessed with Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 72November 19, 2021 5:34 AM

I'm not the dreary Janbot.

I'm just an average American.

by Anonymousreply 73November 19, 2021 5:50 AM

Madonna also studied with Pearl Lang.

by Anonymousreply 74November 19, 2021 6:30 AM

Rainman: "I am an excellent driver."

rump: " I am a very stable genius"

this old chick: "I am an accomplished dancer."

by Anonymousreply 75November 19, 2021 7:50 AM

R2 She seems so much older than she is.

by Anonymousreply 76November 19, 2021 7:59 AM

"I just want to express myself."

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by Anonymousreply 77November 19, 2021 12:16 PM

Cinema verite'

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by Anonymousreply 78November 20, 2021 12:49 AM

When she's elderly and suffering from dementia she'll be calling up random people on the phone and saying explicit things to them or asking them for sex like Blue Iris.

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by Anonymousreply 79November 20, 2021 4:01 AM

Madonna was never a dancer. She couldn’t cut it as one and for the majority of her first two decades in music she didn’t dance. When she started to it was all yoga moves. She was never known as a dancer.

by Anonymousreply 80November 20, 2021 4:53 AM

She publicized herself as a dancer. As someone mentioned above, she sold it as she woulda coulda but her rebellious spirit was too much for Broadway or Martha Graham. She started studying modern dance in high school but implied she had trained in dance her whole life.

by Anonymousreply 81November 20, 2021 9:13 AM

Madge dabbles in this and that.

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2021 3:30 PM

Madge isn’t a real dancer. If so, post a clip of her dancing. There is tons of videos of Janet and Britney dancing their asses off, let’s see Madge.

by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2021 3:37 PM

The Queen is a FLAWLESS danceur!

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by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2021 3:42 PM

She looks like one of those excessively drunk 21 year old bitches leaving the club at 2am in Hollywood. Except she's 4 decades older.

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2021 4:10 PM

Her book consists entirely of pages taken from other books.

by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2021 4:54 PM

R39 Madonna should steer clear of Jagger. He's the one who characterized her as "Endless mountains of ambition and a thimbleful of talent."

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2021 7:21 PM

Madonna's "dancing" is barely on par with any random high school drill team, or a community theater production of "Hairspray".....wait, scratch that, most community theaters do very decent productions of "Hairspray" which Madonna would struggle to execute.

by Anonymousreply 88November 20, 2021 8:16 PM

Her heart belongs to daddy. Damn did Tony have one massive gap.

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by Anonymousreply 89November 21, 2021 4:10 AM

[quote] "This is not [bold]one of my unbelievably horrible[/bold] movie[bold]s[/bold]. This is real life."


by Anonymousreply 90November 21, 2021 4:13 AM

Watching her try to stay relevant is exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 91November 21, 2021 4:18 AM

She is now famous in name only. She's like a modern day Astor.

by Anonymousreply 92November 21, 2021 4:25 AM

Now it's a disco! But not for Madonna!

In the dress she used to wear,

Faded flowers in her hair,

She sits there so refined

And drinks herself half-blind!

She lost her youth and she lost Guy Ritchie

Now she's lost! her! mind!

by Anonymousreply 93November 21, 2021 6:12 AM

She was filming a commercial for a new restless leg syndrome medicine available without a prescription for old whores who know they should keep their legs closed, but now lack the muscle control to do so.

by Anonymousreply 94November 21, 2021 6:50 AM

R89 Damn she looks just like him.

by Anonymousreply 95November 21, 2021 7:29 AM

I'm embarrassed just watching.

Does she have a mirror?

Does she watch these clips?

I'm serious. She has completely lost her mind.

by Anonymousreply 96November 21, 2021 11:07 AM

When she was good, she was very good.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 21, 2021 11:12 PM

Looking at that old performance video only makes the present day situation all that much sadder.

by Anonymousreply 98November 22, 2021 3:50 AM

Did she get those butt implants removed?

by Anonymousreply 99November 22, 2021 3:57 AM

It has to be an old video. She couldn't have lost that much weight so quickly.

by Anonymousreply 100November 22, 2021 4:06 AM

Where did her neck go? Her head looks gigantic on a neckless body. She looks freaky.

by Anonymousreply 101November 22, 2021 7:27 AM

When Madonna first came on the scene, no one was doing what she was doing.

Most singers just stood with a microphone and sang.

She set the stage for pop divas to incorporate more dance (and backup dancers) in their performances.

Before that, you only saw this kind of stuff in Vegas or in musical theatre.

Now, it's expected. But back then, Madonna truly was a trendsetter with her stage shows.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 22, 2021 3:56 PM

Yeah. No one did it before her.

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by Anonymousreply 103November 22, 2021 4:07 PM

Nope. Not a one.

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by Anonymousreply 104November 22, 2021 4:11 PM

Yep. Madonna was first.

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by Anonymousreply 105November 22, 2021 4:13 PM

Yeah. Madge is an original.

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by Anonymousreply 106November 22, 2021 4:22 PM

"Haterz gonna hate."

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by Anonymousreply 107November 22, 2021 4:29 PM

Madonna as a spray painting street kid in Borderline always struck me as not entirely believable, but she had sooooo much confidence in herself. It bordered on obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 108November 22, 2021 4:43 PM

R107 - The only time I ever enjoyed watching her dance next to a car.

by Anonymousreply 109November 22, 2021 5:13 PM

I know that narcissists don't handle aging well, but I think there also has to be some substance abuse helping her down this horrific path.

by Anonymousreply 110November 24, 2021 4:41 AM

Her drinking problem has been talked about for many years now. Now it appears she’s using pills and other substances. This isn’t going to end well. She may end up dead during another plastic surgery procedure.

by Anonymousreply 111November 24, 2021 9:59 AM

Funny cuz she was allegedly so disciplined when it came to drugs and alcohol back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 112November 24, 2021 7:37 PM
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