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How Samantha Jones Will Be Written Out Of Sex & The City

Spoiler - see inside if you want to know

by Anonymousreply 44November 30, 2021 4:49 AM

Carrie Bradshaw will FIRE her BFF Samantha Jones as her publicist

Causing a major falling out between the two women - which leads to them not on speaking terms

by Anonymousreply 1November 5, 2021 11:17 PM

The need to kill her off with style, like she died from a really strong orgasm. Triple penetration, etc.

by Anonymousreply 2November 5, 2021 11:21 PM

She had cancer and died. Carrie faints when hearing the news.

by Anonymousreply 3November 5, 2021 11:32 PM

R2 she was trying to lose wait and had too much AYDS.

by Anonymousreply 4November 6, 2021 4:32 AM

Big dies. She faints.

by Anonymousreply 5November 6, 2021 5:13 AM

Died from fibromyalgia. That would spotlight this deadly and horrible disease that women keep succumbing to.

by Anonymousreply 6November 6, 2021 5:46 AM

She fell thru a NYC sewer grate and turned into a C.H.U.D.

But she was the horniest C.H.U.D. EVAH!

by Anonymousreply 7November 6, 2021 5:50 AM

Since this is a spoil thread = Big IS dead. Carrie will have flashbacks in the new season and she will be dating. It is kind of ironic since they will have to kill off Stanford too.

by Anonymousreply 8November 6, 2021 5:52 AM

Carrie places third in the Kentucky Derby and it's all Samantha's fault!

by Anonymousreply 9November 6, 2021 5:56 AM

She died of embarrassment after the trip to Abu Dhabi when she fully realized just how awful the "Lawrence of My Labia" joke was.

by Anonymousreply 10November 6, 2021 6:05 AM

Covid… well she was the oldest one… it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

by Anonymousreply 11November 6, 2021 6:07 AM

They should have her move to Brazil with Sônia Braga. Samantha was the best character.

by Anonymousreply 12November 6, 2021 6:24 AM

Feline AIDS

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by Anonymousreply 13November 6, 2021 6:35 AM

Ugh I can’t wait to see that old raisin faced racehorse dressed up as an itty bitty little girl. Smiling like she’s so fucking charming.

by Anonymousreply 14November 6, 2021 6:40 AM

“Get Huh!” I’ll push her down the stairs!

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by Anonymousreply 15November 6, 2021 7:57 AM

Samantha treats everyone to a Welsh dinner (Jones) but then Carrie suggests they have an Ethiopian dinner instead (African) and the muted and boring flavours of African cuisine bore them all to death.

by Anonymousreply 16November 6, 2021 8:28 AM

I hit her with a car.

by Anonymousreply 17November 6, 2021 8:32 AM

I think they will have her move to France or somewhere - leave the door open for an (unlikely) return.

by Anonymousreply 18November 6, 2021 8:34 AM

SATC doesn't exist without Samantha.

by Anonymousreply 19November 6, 2021 11:11 AM

For some reason the scriptwriters can’t be bothered to make up Carrie feels slighted by Samantha. She throws back her glorious mane at this cruel unspecified betrayal, she tumbles off her Manolos, breaks a leg and like so many Kentucky Derby winners before her is shot - humanely. Charlotte and Miranda weep stylishly while bending gracefully to retrieve the Manolos. She was so, so young and beautiful they emote direct to camera.

As the camera pans out on a stunning Manhattan skyline sunset, Mario Cantone raises his magnificent grief ravaged face shrilly shrieking noooooooo! Fade. Oscars for everyone!

by Anonymousreply 20November 6, 2021 12:17 PM

They will pull the old "hidden face" trick like they did with Natalie Wood and Jean Harlow when they couldn't finish their last movie. You'll see a brief scene with "Samantha" talking with Carrie on the phone, but we won't quite see her face.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 6, 2021 12:26 PM

A date with a sex toy gone horribly, horribly wrong

by Anonymousreply 22November 6, 2021 12:33 PM

Samantha was working onset as a publicist on an Alec Baldwin movie.

by Anonymousreply 23November 6, 2021 12:47 PM

Kim was in nyc briefly during the summer and I would not be surprised if they paid her a fortune to film even one scene for the reboot. Noth made $5 million just to film a few scenes here and there (yes, Big dies). Of course Kim would never film with SJP but she gets along with Nixon and Davis. And where is John Corbett? He said he was going to be in several episodes but has yet to film and the shoot wraps this month.

by Anonymousreply 24November 6, 2021 1:00 PM

r23 Alternatively she was visiting Northern Ireland when Mathew Broderick happened to be driving through.

by Anonymousreply 25November 6, 2021 1:04 PM

They could have always said Samantha went home to take care of her mother.

KC was pretty flippant when asked about the reboot. Was anybody else irritated when she suggested they recast the role with an actress of colour?

by Anonymousreply 26November 6, 2021 2:08 PM

Why would they be irritated by that, r26. It's been discussed that a NEW role was offered to Vanessa Williams in SATC 3 and she said no thanks to that. Cattrall tweeted her support of casting Vanessa. Who wouldn't?

Aguilera could play Samantha's younger sister. That would have been too funny for the show.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 6, 2021 2:23 PM

Or have Aguilera could play Samantha's older sister!

by Anonymousreply 28November 6, 2021 7:22 PM

Carrie throws a shoe and it hits Samantha in the head, killing her instantly.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 6, 2021 7:31 PM

R24 any more spoilers? Are you sure about the Big spoiler? Any details about how he dies?

by Anonymousreply 30November 6, 2021 7:51 PM

Big has a heart attack. That was intended for what would have been the third film. Carrie faces life as a widow. Noth had zero interest in returning until they threw a lot of money at him for a few days work plus a trip to Paris.

by Anonymousreply 31November 6, 2021 9:46 PM

[quote]Kim was in nyc briefly during the summer and I would not be surprised if they paid her a fortune to film even one scene for the reboot.

I doubt it. More likey she wanted to make her presence known so she felt she still had some power over the situation as they went along without her.

Cattrall Is a Leo and they are never going to be happy being the sidekick forever. For a while, yeah if it suits their needs. But their ego demands they shall eventually be the ones in control.

SJP is an Aries (open-hearted, trusting, supportive, but also pushy and combative) usually they're a pretty good match, but in a rivalry situation, she obviously made some bad judgments regarding Kim's neediness.

by Anonymousreply 32November 7, 2021 1:00 AM

^ nutjob ^

Kim Cattrall works and travels all over the world. She even has friends. She's permitted to be in NYC during the summer of 2021. It could happen...

Kim honestly doesn't give a rusty fuck about SATC. She's 65 years old and knows it. That show is OVER for her. As it should be for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 33November 7, 2021 1:12 AM

Yeah, astrology isn't proof of anything. So confusing when people seriously post things about people's star signs and how that explains things.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2021 6:58 PM

[quote]"Carrie is the one who has the tough time without Samantha and by the end of And Just Like That you'll see Carrie extend the olive branch and try and rekindle the friendship."

Ugh, of course! Carrie has to be portrayed as the one taking the high road at all times. It's like that episode where she and Miranda have a fight and she is shown stressing about it afterwards, while Miranda is focusing more on trying to get up the nerve to ring the giggling Chinese restaurant girl.

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 7:00 PM

Samantha was a one note character, and her bawdy sex jokes grew very tired, but she did occasionally have a great line, such as:

“You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.”

In her endless quest to fill her ever growing front hole, she died of a severe vaginal prolapse after squatting on a courthouse bollard.

by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2021 7:05 PM

Samantha who?

by Anonymousreply 37November 25, 2021 7:08 PM

Yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2021 6:04 AM

Samantha is lame. Her sex life is only matched by sex addicted gays and hot mess women.

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2021 1:16 PM

[quote]In her endless quest to fill her ever growing front hole, she died of a severe vaginal prolapse after squatting on a courthouse bollard.

Samantha then received a huge settlement in her vaginal mesh lawsuit and moved to Switzerland.

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2021 1:28 PM

Choked on one of those nasty Magnolia cupcakes. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2021 1:42 PM

She was crushed to death by a horse when her Catherine the Great style system of ropes and pulleys failed.

by Anonymousreply 42November 30, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] Covid… well she was the oldest one… it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

This is how her death should be written. She refused vaccination and got covid. She lingered on a ventilator for a month before dying.

by Anonymousreply 43November 30, 2021 4:31 AM

Big is dead, that explains all the photos of Carrie kissing Jon Tenney's character.

Well, at least we won't have to endure Carrie trying to fuck guys in their 20s and 30s!

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