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Man is OUTRAGED by 'sexy' ketchup

The guy's quite cute, but sounds like a blow-hard.


"A Hull man has said he was left outraged by a tomato ketchup label in Pizza Hut which has 'sexual' connotations.

Adrian Shann, 31, went to a Pizza Hut for the first time on Wednesday evening and was taken aback by a ketchup bottle's labelling.

'It's not innocent in my eyes,' said Adrian of the "Shake, Squeeze and Squirt" ketchup label branding he discovered in Pizza Hut's store in Clive Sullivan Way.

'The barbecue sauce one said "Squeeze"; but the ketchup one said that, it put me off using it.

'It literally sounds like an app for swingers. I do not understand how someone could put that sentence together, it's awful.'"

MARY! has spoken!

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by Anonymousreply 45November 2, 2021 11:36 PM

He sounds like a virgin.

Or an incel.

Or both.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 10:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 10:26 AM

This sounds like the kind of stuff my parent's generation used to complain about, usually after Andy Rooney had a shitfit about it on Sunday evenings.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 10:27 AM

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2021 10:48 AM

Me thinks this fellow is long overdue for a little "Shake, Squeeze and Squirt" himself if that's all he can think about

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2021 11:10 AM

Well it's obvious what's on his mind.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2021 11:21 AM

I haven’t been to a US Pizza Hut in probably 20 years, and certainly never one in the UK, but I’m confused about why a pizza place needs ketchup in the first place.

I guess since the Brits love a glut of starch Pizza Huts there sell fries (chips).

Stupid guy. He’s putting his hang ups into something innocent. Stupid paper for reporting on it.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2021 11:32 AM

He’s gay.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2021 11:59 AM

^ He's a prude

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2021 12:02 PM

Rorschach test much?

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2021 12:05 PM

Neither cute nor sounds smart. Hard pass and speeding on by.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2021 12:07 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2021 12:08 PM

Put the leggings on the piano, someone’s about to blow!

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2021 12:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2021 12:15 PM

He already made the news earlier this year.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2021 12:29 PM

He's such an attention-seeker! I wonder what he'll complain about next? Phallic-shaped pepper grinders?

I doubt he's Muslim, R2, he's prancing about with a Brazilian towel in R12's link!

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2021 12:45 PM

stunt queen

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2021 12:51 PM

Feigned outrage so that his sad saggy Muslim ass could be in the news.

Now, fuck off!!!

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2021 12:54 PM

Judging by R12's photos, he was probably angry that Heinz stole his personal catchphrase for their bottles.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2021 12:55 PM

R5 and R6 are right. This guy is thinking dirty things and is ashamed of it. No-one else sane or who was getting their needs met would care about that!

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2021 1:04 PM

As if his use of the word "literally" didn't make him sound retarded enough...

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2021 1:10 PM

Slow news day in Britain. Everything must be okay over there.

by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2021 1:16 PM

He's not being serious. He wanted attention.

He's attractive, probably part Brazilian.

by Anonymousreply 23October 22, 2021 1:24 PM

The British media is so irritating.

by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2021 1:39 PM


They always have BS “news” stories like this.

by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2021 1:49 PM

[quote]Shake, squeeze and squirt

If THIS is "obviously sexual," Mary, you're doing it wrong in Hull.

by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2021 2:04 PM

Hull is a fucking shithole.

He sounds about right for one of its denizens.

by Anonymousreply 27October 22, 2021 2:10 PM

He really needs to raise his game if getting in the Hull Daily Mail is the extent of his whoring these non-news stories around.

by Anonymousreply 28October 22, 2021 3:10 PM

he should ride the NY subways. My daughter told me that on her way home from work yesterday 2 people decided to have sex on the train.

by Anonymousreply 29October 22, 2021 4:32 PM

He’s not hideous, especially considering he’s from Hull.

by Anonymousreply 30October 22, 2021 5:01 PM

He’s clearly not a Muslim. Racists think every brown man is a Muslim.

by Anonymousreply 31October 22, 2021 5:05 PM

Ot's not like it said stroke suck squirt swallow.

He's an embarrassment to the LGB community

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2021 5:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2021 5:09 PM

Everything else in the Hull newspaper is about people being beaten or raping children.

As people are saying it really must be the pit of hell.

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2021 5:10 PM

Lee and Jenny from Gogglebox UK (gay man and his best friend/elderhag/former pub landlady) are from Hull. They dis it constantly.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2021 5:25 PM

They serve fries now in the U.S. r7, maybe they do in the U.K. as well.

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2021 5:27 PM

I can’t imagine what he is thinking.

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2021 5:31 PM

I know how worried you all must be about missing any potential developments on this gripping story. But don't worry, I have an update about the 'sexy' ketchup drama - the man is still OUTRAGED about it and has complained to his local MP. Yes, really!

Pizza Hut are sorry the man is upset, but not for the packaging. They know, like we do, that he's a big ol' MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 38November 2, 2021 10:56 PM

Would he like some fries with that outrage?

by Anonymousreply 39November 2, 2021 10:57 PM

Lighten up, Francis!

by Anonymousreply 40November 2, 2021 11:01 PM

R39, that is LITERAL outrage. Fries = phallic = sexual = MARY!

by Anonymousreply 41November 2, 2021 11:05 PM

He needs to get his mind out of the gutter.

by Anonymousreply 42November 2, 2021 11:21 PM

LOL at this comment

" Oxygen thief simple if he was an animal he would have been put down "

by Anonymousreply 43November 2, 2021 11:25 PM

He has some issues from the past....

by Anonymousreply 44November 2, 2021 11:26 PM

Nice lips 👄

by Anonymousreply 45November 2, 2021 11:36 PM
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