Man is OUTRAGED by 'sexy' ketchup
The guy's quite cute, but sounds like a blow-hard.
"A Hull man has said he was left outraged by a tomato ketchup label in Pizza Hut which has 'sexual' connotations.
Adrian Shann, 31, went to a Pizza Hut for the first time on Wednesday evening and was taken aback by a ketchup bottle's labelling.
'It's not innocent in my eyes,' said Adrian of the "Shake, Squeeze and Squirt" ketchup label branding he discovered in Pizza Hut's store in Clive Sullivan Way.
'The barbecue sauce one said "Squeeze"; but the ketchup one said that, it put me off using it.
'It literally sounds like an app for swingers. I do not understand how someone could put that sentence together, it's awful.'"
MARY! has spoken!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 2, 2021 11:36 PM
This sounds like the kind of stuff my parent's generation used to complain about, usually after Andy Rooney had a shitfit about it on Sunday evenings.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 22, 2021 10:27 AM
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 22, 2021 10:48 AM
Me thinks this fellow is long overdue for a little "Shake, Squeeze and Squirt" himself if that's all he can think about
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 22, 2021 11:10 AM
Well it's obvious what's on his mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 22, 2021 11:21 AM
I haven’t been to a US Pizza Hut in probably 20 years, and certainly never one in the UK, but I’m confused about why a pizza place needs ketchup in the first place.
I guess since the Brits love a glut of starch Pizza Huts there sell fries (chips).
Stupid guy. He’s putting his hang ups into something innocent. Stupid paper for reporting on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 22, 2021 11:32 AM
Neither cute nor sounds smart. Hard pass and speeding on by.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 22, 2021 12:07 PM
Put the leggings on the piano, someone’s about to blow!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 22, 2021 12:09 PM
He already made the news earlier this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 22, 2021 12:29 PM
He's such an attention-seeker! I wonder what he'll complain about next? Phallic-shaped pepper grinders?
I doubt he's Muslim, R2, he's prancing about with a Brazilian towel in R12's link!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 22, 2021 12:45 PM
Feigned outrage so that his sad saggy Muslim ass could be in the news.
Now, fuck off!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 22, 2021 12:54 PM
Judging by R12's photos, he was probably angry that Heinz stole his personal catchphrase for their bottles.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 22, 2021 12:55 PM
R5 and R6 are right. This guy is thinking dirty things and is ashamed of it. No-one else sane or who was getting their needs met would care about that!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 22, 2021 1:04 PM
As if his use of the word "literally" didn't make him sound retarded enough...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 22, 2021 1:10 PM
Slow news day in Britain. Everything must be okay over there.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 22, 2021 1:16 PM
He's not being serious. He wanted attention.
He's attractive, probably part Brazilian.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 22, 2021 1:24 PM
The British media is so irritating.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 22, 2021 1:39 PM
They always have BS “news” stories like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 22, 2021 1:49 PM
[quote]Shake, squeeze and squirt
If THIS is "obviously sexual," Mary, you're doing it wrong in Hull.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 22, 2021 2:04 PM
Hull is a fucking shithole.
He sounds about right for one of its denizens.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 22, 2021 2:10 PM
He really needs to raise his game if getting in the Hull Daily Mail is the extent of his whoring these non-news stories around.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 22, 2021 3:10 PM
he should ride the NY subways. My daughter told me that on her way home from work yesterday 2 people decided to have sex on the train.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 22, 2021 4:32 PM
He’s not hideous, especially considering he’s from Hull.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 22, 2021 5:01 PM
He’s clearly not a Muslim. Racists think every brown man is a Muslim.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 22, 2021 5:05 PM
Ot's not like it said stroke suck squirt swallow.
He's an embarrassment to the LGB community
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 22, 2021 5:09 PM
SEX IS SO SCARY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 22, 2021 5:09 PM
Everything else in the Hull newspaper is about people being beaten or raping children.
As people are saying it really must be the pit of hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 22, 2021 5:10 PM
Lee and Jenny from Gogglebox UK (gay man and his best friend/elderhag/former pub landlady) are from Hull. They dis it constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 22, 2021 5:25 PM
They serve fries now in the U.S. r7, maybe they do in the U.K. as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 22, 2021 5:27 PM
I can’t imagine what he is thinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 22, 2021 5:31 PM
I know how worried you all must be about missing any potential developments on this gripping story. But don't worry, I have an update about the 'sexy' ketchup drama - the man is still OUTRAGED about it and has complained to his local MP. Yes, really!
Pizza Hut are sorry the man is upset, but not for the packaging. They know, like we do, that he's a big ol' MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 2, 2021 10:56 PM
Would he like some fries with that outrage?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 2, 2021 10:57 PM
R39, that is LITERAL outrage. Fries = phallic = sexual = MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 2, 2021 11:05 PM
He needs to get his mind out of the gutter.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 2, 2021 11:21 PM
LOL at this comment
" Oxygen thief simple if he was an animal he would have been put down "
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 2, 2021 11:25 PM
He has some issues from the past....
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 2, 2021 11:26 PM