Hey gays, Alec Baldwin here...

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He needs to go to a monastery in Carmel for the next ten years as a show of penance.

Girl, you in trouble!

The crew member killed was a woman. He also injured the director.

Does this mean we need to push out another kid?

Director of Photography Halyna Hutchins, 42, was fatally struck in the incident on set in Santa Fe on Thursday

Sounds a teeny bit like the name Hilaria. Hmmm....someone was triggered. (Literally.)

You killed a broad and you will still be able to find work. I just called one “sugar tits” and my career was over.

Wonder if his wife will pose in lingerie and the downward dog for the tragedy yet me me me post.

The woman that was killed seems incredibly cool and talented.

Was she a rude, thoughtless little pig?

What can I say, the day sure started with a BANG!

It happens.

Alec Baldwin is 68?

But is she [italic]dead-[/italic]dead?

He could always claim early-onset Alzheimer’s.

Accidents do occur to the best of us (and pint sized harlots)

I hope the woman's family sues Baldwin for wrongful death.

Baldwin would go on TV and claim other people to be 'clowns'.

There’s no way he’s going to avoid at least one, if not two civil suits.

He may have to open an onlyfans (ick!).

Or whore the wife out.

Story from local Sheriff's Office. That's Baldwin, distraught in the Sheriff parking lot.

At least I never shot anyone!

How can we work George Floyd into this accident?

All productions have tons of insurance, which will settle with the families out of court. Baldwin will be out nothing.

The Somalian shooter's sentence has been reversed after 4 years.

The Sante Fe Sheriff story was erased. Here's an article from Variety.

R22. I suspect the insurance folks don’t like to pay up, and I see them calling him up for gross negligence, as they throw their hands up and walk to the door.

R14, like Uncle Junior on the Sopranos.

r24 I'm reading it right now. The article is still up.

I bet Trump had someone get Alec drunk, switch a real gun for a prop gun and date him to shoot at random people. He's not going to lose 2024 because of Baldwin's SNL skits!

R27. Gorgeous!

He's gonna barf!

^^^ Theatrics…for the quickly-called pap.

Whoopsies!

Baldwin, your career is over. Did you save enough money?

He's toxic like Ryan O'Neal

She who laughs last...

Dodged a bullet on that one

I don't see him getting banished by Hollywood for this, but I certainly see him quitting the business.

He can move to Spain and retire there. I know of at least one person who would be thrilled with that idea.

R28, Trump will definitely be laughing at Baldwin for this. And yes, it probably ends his stint as a Trump impersonator on SNL.

Has Alec's daughter lectured him about the "FAG" word?

It happened first thing in the morning? Was he drunk?

Civil lawsuit? He KILLED someone recklessly. He should be facing a manslaughter charge.

"You are nothing but a willful little boy! You have trampled on the feelings and lives of everyone who's ever loved you! Stop it, stop blaming others for your faults! I don't care that I was bad mother, I only care that you have become a monster! I am not yo' momma!"

I blame Frances McDormand. She's the one who made such a stink about having more women working in the film business.

Now Alec will have more time to spend with Hilaria and her brood!

I'm already counting the $$$ I can make out of this.

A redemption stint on DWTS won't even be able to help this.

Karma's a bitch.

Has Hilaria posted a naked yoga pose photo yet?

I don't see how he can recover from this unless he goes away for 5+ years and then creeps back in. He won't want to do that, though. He's an egomaniac and working gets him away from all his kids for a while.

^ He's also 63. 5 more years and he'll be Gene Hackman with that wet brain of his

Goodbye to the 3 B's Baldwin, Biden, Buttigieg

This is so tragic. What props person puts an actual bullet in a pop gun?

What actor doesn't check his prop gun to make sure it is completely empty?

R51 I can answer your second question: Alec Baldwin

Oh, for fuck's sake. What actor would even know how to do that? Some of them, sure. But many of them... No way.

I hear ya!

r51 It wasn't a prop gun, and real bullets look exactly like prop bullets.

It's not up to the actors to check the guns, it's 100% the job of the prop masters who is a specialists and a professionals.

R51 exactly. It’s like an episode of murder, she wrote.

R12 Alec is 63 yrs old. His birthdate is April 3, 1958.

[quote][R51] It wasn't a prop gun, and real bullets look exactly like prop bullets.

Unless you were there stop acting like you know everything.

I am an actor, I check all of my props and although I've never had a gun, I've come close and they scheduled a safety session before the shoot. I would most certainly feel responsible to not only learn about any firearm, but determine it was empty or did not have actual bullets in them.

¡Ay yi yi! ¡No me gusta!

Trump has only killed 735,000 of us. Only.

"Hey gays"....kind of gives the troll thread away right out the gate.

R62 only is right as COVID killed 4,936,511 of us worldwide

[r62] is being a disinformation-spewing moron again.

As of Jan. 20, 2021, there had been 353,000 deaths as reported by Johns Hopkins’ Coronavirus Research Center. This was roughly one year into the pandemic (as we later found out).

For the record, since Jan 20., under Biden there have been 319,252 American deaths. That's in 10 months, improved understanding and safety precautions and three vaccines available.

Unlike the crazy Libtards with Trump derangement syndrome, I don't blame the sitting President for those 300K deaths anymore than I blame the last one for 352K. There have been nearly 5M deaths worldwide. Blame the real enemy: China.

Oh and once last thing. What the fuck does Trump, Biden, or COVID have to do with this thread R62?

You are such a fucking troll.

r64 r65 r66

R65: indeed

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What are facts?

Biden is not responsible for covid deaths. He and the Democrats have been trying to stop covid. Trump and the Republicans have been spreading covid lies and death, They are responsible. They are a death cult. This is a conservative troll thread. Fuckheads.

R71

Yes, of course, anything you say R70. Let's get you back to your room... nurse, we'll need to up his medication to 1000 ccs stat

[quote] Or whore the wife out.

Well, she was a yoga teacher after all. I'm sure the gentlemen of Dubai would appreciate her physical flexibility.

How sad that the prop gun was not aimed at him.

It's been decades since anyone ever talked about an Alec Baldwin movie

^ I like his movie "The Hunt of Red Buttons" -- very suspenseful.