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Really Chrissy?

In what alternate universe?

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by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2021 5:10 AM

Tomato used to be a slang term for a cute "with it" girl.

I think she has taken the metaphor a bit too far.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 2:32 AM

OP, stop it.

That's an old picture.

Of a woman who is still fat.

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 2:33 AM

I want to eat out her snatch. Yum yum yum!

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 2:35 AM

R1 I have a recipe from a 70's cookbook for tomato ice cream. Maybe I should send it to her? She'd probably modify it by adding several cups of sugar and a pound of bacon.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2021 2:35 AM

As my mother would say “What a shame. She has such a pretty face.”

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2021 2:36 AM

Oh, God! The celebrities are treating her dress like a red carpet!

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2021 2:39 AM

Her snack purse is the size of a duffel bag. Although that may be a little too kind.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2021 2:41 AM

She's down to only four chins now.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2021 2:44 AM

Dismal witless masturbatory snarking by low IQ trolls.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2021 2:45 AM

How does she wipe her ass?

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2021 2:49 AM

I’ve seen the same headline with Chaz Bono

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2021 2:49 AM

R8 - "has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone book"

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2021 2:50 AM

Metz isn't claiming she's skinny, so why drag her for the headline? She's not wearing anything see-through or sharing videos of her butthole and telling us to eat it like Lizzo does, either.

Do you have her on Google Alert or something, OP?

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2021 2:51 AM

This is the before picture. You have to click through for the after pictures. And they are stunning.

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2021 2:52 AM

That's just some lame ass sponsored content click-bait. The same exact text appears with pictures of Chaz Bono who, apparently, is also skinny now and looks like a model.

Like Chaz isn't fugly as a man or a woman.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2021 2:53 AM

[quote]Tomato used to be a slang term for a cute "with it" girl.

I told her not to chew the gum.

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2021 3:06 AM

She looks very happy

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2021 5:03 AM

They used to run these clickbait links with Adele and Rebel Wilson too - maybe there's hope for Chrissy.....

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2021 5:10 AM
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