and adult should not be eating cereal or sandwiches

Like snails or oysters. Some men prefer oysters. Other's prefer snails.

I will be eating sandwiches until the day I die (probably from colon cancer due to deli meat).

Sandwiches on a baguette are acceptable and classy.

....

Sandwiches are the best food ever invented. Suffer in silence.

Go fuck yourself, OP.

The caviar sandwich at the Oyster Bar at Grand central is one of the great food standards.

OMG, Safeway deli used to make the absolute best sandwiches. Roast beef, Ham/Turkey. Meat piled high and loaded with whatever you wanted. They even included a side dill pickle. Anytime I make my own, I think about those days. Gotta have a sandwich now and then. Enjoy your limited time here on earth.

OP is the food police. The only person who needs the food police is Chrissy Metz.

R7 OP plans to die at 101, eating baby food.

Humans should not eat cereal whatsoever.

R10 The Queen eats cereal every morning with lowfat milk. She's made it to 95. Still, you know best,

Cereal is for assholes.

Just call it muesli.

R1 That's why I love DL, sly references to provocative dialogue between Olivier and the young Tony Curtis.

Great sandwiches...

The aforementioned caviar sandwich at the Oyster Bar.

Cucumber and watercress sandwiches on slightly buttered crustless white bread at the Harrington Cup.

Oyster po-boy eaten at 2 AM in New Orleans with a Styrofoam cup of beer.

A pulled pork Cuban sandwich with diced pickle after a night out in Havana.

New York deli hot pastrami & corned beef sandwich on fresh rye bread.

The classic bagel and lox with cream cheese and chives.

Grilled cheese served cut diagonally with a cup of cream of tomato soup.

The Thanksgiving sandwich. One of the few reasons for Thanksgiving.

Nutella and chocolate sprinkles on white bread, the French/Belgian/post-sex trash-fest.

Ham and brie on a baguette, the Parisian antidote.

The classic Maine lobster roll, a thing of beauty, on a par with any other dish ever invented.

The peppermint ice cream sandwich, between two dark chocolate biscuits.

Schnitzel on a bun, with gravy, the finale to an Oktoberfest.

I'd even give a tip of the hat to egg salad, provided it's properly seasoned and there is champagne at the picnic.

Beef on Weck.

Homegrown tomatoes, Duke’s mayo, salt and pepper on squishy white bread in the end of August.

Cream cheese and tomato on a salt bagel, an old-school deli favorite.

Cream cheese and olives on real pumpernickel.

A classic BLT on toasted rye swirl.

Qwisp.

That is all.

I love a good cheesesteak.

Speaking of cheese, it's almost winter, that means it's almost time for grilled cheese.

Watercress sandwiches, like eating buttered grass.

I could really go for a Reuben right now!

Sliced up a really great heirloom tomato once, some extra-sharp white cheddar cheese, mayo, sourdough bread. Other than my first boyfriend's dick it was the best thing I ever put in my mouth.

Quake.

No, that is *not* all, r18.

Quisp and Quake came out at the same time, and I think the TV commercials advertised both. My sister liked Quake and I (being the oddball) preferred Quisp. So my parents bought both.

The original Hardhat Quake character was thought by kids to be “too mean” so he was retooled into a caped cowboy. They actually ran him through a machine in the commercial and he came out a changed man. I was both shocked and disappointed - I was six but already had a thing for burly construction workers.

I love unsweetened peanut butter sandwiches. It’s quick and I don’t want to spend all day thinking about food I have to prepare

I want...

Fried cod an a ciabatta with fresh tomatoes and prune relish.

OP, I'm chowing down on a big bowl of Count Chocula right now. Die mad about it.

Actually there is that commercial where the grandfather is eating Cheerios with his granddaughter because his doctor prescribed them. They are good for some sort of heart problem (cholesterol?)

Fuck you OP. I will eat club sandwiches until I'm dead.

Someone said that boxed cereals are dog food for humans.

On the other hand, I don't see anything wrong at all with sandwiches.

"and adult" should know that you don't start a sentence that way.

And fuck you, there are many sandwiches that are so good. One that wasn't mentioned was a caprese on ciabatta with homegrown tomatoes, fresh basil and mozarella. Prosciutto if you want to mix it up a bit.

What kind of shop doesn’t have ALPINE!!?

Tomato sandwich.

Cold cheese sandwich.

Both are better options than their fast food equivalents.

op is the bizarre non capitalizing poster who posts really strange stuff

they've been gone for a while

Everyone come to my house tonight at 2:00 a.m. for Count Chocula!

[quote]Someone said that boxed cereals are dog food for humans.

Hilarious and true.

What are some good cereals that aren't made by Kellogg's?

I'm cocoa for Cocoa Puffs.

saw a recipe on Americas Test Kitchen - it was flat bread with tomato, mozarella and basil. Looked awesome. That said i also eschew sandwiches. THe only thing bread is good for its making toast.

Cereal is disgusting but sandwiches are awesome.

ONLY reason I'd visit the state again!

OP, the sandwich was invented by an earl, that is grown up enough for me.

^ Yes, the Earl of Sandwich would like a word with you, op

R45 Stop being impressed by titles. Earls are simply born into it; it doesn't make them any more or less grown up than anyone else. In fact, the sandwich was a lazy if unexpectedly mildly genius invention because the Earl of Sandwich didn't want to go and have a proper dinner away from his gambling.

Good one, r44. I was just talking about Sloppy Joes from Eppes Essen last night.

Hickory Tree Deli in Chatham for me, R48 - those sandwiches are still best I've ever had in over 50 years!