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and adult should not be eating cereal or sandwiches

eat real food

by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2021 6:22 PM

Like snails or oysters. Some men prefer oysters. Other's prefer snails.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 2:20 AM

I will be eating sandwiches until the day I die (probably from colon cancer due to deli meat).

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 2:22 AM

Sandwiches on a baguette are acceptable and classy.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 2:22 AM


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by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2021 2:23 AM

Sandwiches are the best food ever invented. Suffer in silence.

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2021 2:26 AM

Go fuck yourself, OP.

The caviar sandwich at the Oyster Bar at Grand central is one of the great food standards.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2021 2:27 AM

OMG, Safeway deli used to make the absolute best sandwiches. Roast beef, Ham/Turkey. Meat piled high and loaded with whatever you wanted. They even included a side dill pickle. Anytime I make my own, I think about those days. Gotta have a sandwich now and then. Enjoy your limited time here on earth.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2021 2:32 AM

OP is the food police. The only person who needs the food police is Chrissy Metz.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2021 2:33 AM

R7 OP plans to die at 101, eating baby food.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2021 2:34 AM

Humans should not eat cereal whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2021 2:35 AM

R10 The Queen eats cereal every morning with lowfat milk. She's made it to 95. Still, you know best,

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2021 2:39 AM

Cereal is for assholes.

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2021 2:40 AM

Just call it muesli.

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2021 2:40 AM

R1 That's why I love DL, sly references to provocative dialogue between Olivier and the young Tony Curtis.

by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2021 2:42 AM

Great sandwiches...

The aforementioned caviar sandwich at the Oyster Bar.

Cucumber and watercress sandwiches on slightly buttered crustless white bread at the Harrington Cup.

Oyster po-boy eaten at 2 AM in New Orleans with a Styrofoam cup of beer.

A pulled pork Cuban sandwich with diced pickle after a night out in Havana.

New York deli hot pastrami & corned beef sandwich on fresh rye bread.

The classic bagel and lox with cream cheese and chives.

Grilled cheese served cut diagonally with a cup of cream of tomato soup.

The Thanksgiving sandwich. One of the few reasons for Thanksgiving.

Nutella and chocolate sprinkles on white bread, the French/Belgian/post-sex trash-fest.

Ham and brie on a baguette, the Parisian antidote.

The classic Maine lobster roll, a thing of beauty, on a par with any other dish ever invented.

The peppermint ice cream sandwich, between two dark chocolate biscuits.

Schnitzel on a bun, with gravy, the finale to an Oktoberfest.

I'd even give a tip of the hat to egg salad, provided it's properly seasoned and there is champagne at the picnic.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2021 2:45 AM

Beef on Weck.

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2021 2:46 AM

Homegrown tomatoes, Duke’s mayo, salt and pepper on squishy white bread in the end of August.

Cream cheese and tomato on a salt bagel, an old-school deli favorite.

Cream cheese and olives on real pumpernickel.

A classic BLT on toasted rye swirl.

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2021 2:50 AM


That is all.

by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2021 2:53 AM

I love a good cheesesteak.

Speaking of cheese, it's almost winter, that means it's almost time for grilled cheese.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2021 2:54 AM

Watercress sandwiches, like eating buttered grass.

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2021 2:59 AM

I could really go for a Reuben right now!

by Anonymousreply 21October 22, 2021 2:59 AM

Sliced up a really great heirloom tomato once, some extra-sharp white cheddar cheese, mayo, sourdough bread. Other than my first boyfriend's dick it was the best thing I ever put in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 22October 22, 2021 2:59 AM


No, that is *not* all, r18.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 22, 2021 3:04 AM

Quisp and Quake came out at the same time, and I think the TV commercials advertised both. My sister liked Quake and I (being the oddball) preferred Quisp. So my parents bought both.

by Anonymousreply 24October 22, 2021 3:09 AM

The original Hardhat Quake character was thought by kids to be “too mean” so he was retooled into a caped cowboy. They actually ran him through a machine in the commercial and he came out a changed man. I was both shocked and disappointed - I was six but already had a thing for burly construction workers.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 22, 2021 3:22 AM

I love unsweetened peanut butter sandwiches. It’s quick and I don’t want to spend all day thinking about food I have to prepare

by Anonymousreply 26October 22, 2021 5:02 AM

I want...

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by Anonymousreply 27October 22, 2021 5:10 AM

Fried cod an a ciabatta with fresh tomatoes and prune relish.

by Anonymousreply 28October 22, 2021 5:10 AM

OP, I'm chowing down on a big bowl of Count Chocula right now. Die mad about it.

by Anonymousreply 29October 22, 2021 5:44 AM

Actually there is that commercial where the grandfather is eating Cheerios with his granddaughter because his doctor prescribed them. They are good for some sort of heart problem (cholesterol?)

by Anonymousreply 30October 22, 2021 6:40 AM

Fuck you OP. I will eat club sandwiches until I'm dead.

by Anonymousreply 31October 22, 2021 6:43 AM

Someone said that boxed cereals are dog food for humans.

On the other hand, I don't see anything wrong at all with sandwiches.

by Anonymousreply 32October 22, 2021 6:49 AM

"and adult" should know that you don't start a sentence that way.

And fuck you, there are many sandwiches that are so good. One that wasn't mentioned was a caprese on ciabatta with homegrown tomatoes, fresh basil and mozarella. Prosciutto if you want to mix it up a bit.

by Anonymousreply 33October 22, 2021 6:53 AM

What kind of shop doesn’t have ALPINE!!?

by Anonymousreply 34October 22, 2021 7:31 AM

Tomato sandwich.

Cold cheese sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 35October 22, 2021 7:36 AM

Both are better options than their fast food equivalents.

by Anonymousreply 36October 22, 2021 7:43 AM

op is the bizarre non capitalizing poster who posts really strange stuff

they've been gone for a while

by Anonymousreply 37October 22, 2021 7:53 AM

Everyone come to my house tonight at 2:00 a.m. for Count Chocula!

by Anonymousreply 38October 22, 2021 5:41 PM

[quote]Someone said that boxed cereals are dog food for humans.

Hilarious and true.

by Anonymousreply 39October 23, 2021 3:28 AM

What are some good cereals that aren't made by Kellogg's?

by Anonymousreply 40November 15, 2021 4:45 PM

I'm cocoa for Cocoa Puffs.

by Anonymousreply 41November 15, 2021 4:54 PM

saw a recipe on Americas Test Kitchen - it was flat bread with tomato, mozarella and basil. Looked awesome. That said i also eschew sandwiches. THe only thing bread is good for its making toast.

by Anonymousreply 42November 15, 2021 4:56 PM

Cereal is disgusting but sandwiches are awesome.

by Anonymousreply 43November 15, 2021 5:06 PM

ONLY reason I'd visit the state again!

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by Anonymousreply 44November 15, 2021 5:17 PM

OP, the sandwich was invented by an earl, that is grown up enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 45November 15, 2021 5:21 PM

^ Yes, the Earl of Sandwich would like a word with you, op

by Anonymousreply 46November 15, 2021 5:24 PM

R45 Stop being impressed by titles. Earls are simply born into it; it doesn't make them any more or less grown up than anyone else. In fact, the sandwich was a lazy if unexpectedly mildly genius invention because the Earl of Sandwich didn't want to go and have a proper dinner away from his gambling.

by Anonymousreply 47November 15, 2021 5:26 PM

Good one, r44. I was just talking about Sloppy Joes from Eppes Essen last night.

by Anonymousreply 48November 15, 2021 5:33 PM

Hickory Tree Deli in Chatham for me, R48 - those sandwiches are still best I've ever had in over 50 years!

by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2021 6:22 PM
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