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Why wasn't Melissa Beth Miller chosen to play Monica Lewinsky?

She's a natural.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 23, 2021 6:51 PM

Linda Tripp, maybe.

Monica was zaftig but she wasn't a porker.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2021 12:34 AM

Why wasn't I chosen?

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2021 12:34 AM

Why not Melissa McCarthy then?

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2021 12:45 AM

Her hairstyle is from 1973.

by Anonymousreply 4October 23, 2021 5:01 PM

Get real. The show wasn't filmed in Cinemascope!

by Anonymousreply 5October 23, 2021 5:04 PM

Demi Lovato would've been perfecto

by Anonymousreply 6October 23, 2021 5:09 PM

OP, you in danger, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 7October 23, 2021 5:12 PM

You apparently think, OP, that "such a pretty face" can be granted to any woman of heft and substantial dimension.

by Anonymousreply 8October 23, 2021 5:12 PM

She was probably busy leading her improv group.

by Anonymousreply 9October 23, 2021 5:13 PM

She was probably busy doing lates at the Hard Rock Cafe.

by Anonymousreply 10October 23, 2021 5:14 PM

She was more interested in a role that allowed her to show her ability to burp on cue.

by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2021 5:14 PM

I honestly don't know who she is. Who are her parents? Brother?

by Anonymousreply 12October 23, 2021 5:15 PM

I wonder if she was considered for Funny Girl…

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2021 5:15 PM

I was his Sally Hemings!!!!!

Thank God the chlamydia already had left me sterile.

by Anonymousreply 14October 23, 2021 5:15 PM

14 posts? Melissa must be at work.

by Anonymousreply 15October 23, 2021 5:17 PM

Melissa is too busy teaching chess.

by Anonymousreply 16October 23, 2021 5:19 PM

Bad knees and thin lips.

by Anonymousreply 17October 23, 2021 5:21 PM

Melissa is "too busy" eating the refrigerator. Who Da FUCK is she?

by Anonymousreply 18October 23, 2021 5:36 PM

I would've chosen Lizzo. We need to be more colorblind about casting.

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by Anonymousreply 19October 23, 2021 5:51 PM

MGM wouldn’t let her out of her contract

by Anonymousreply 20October 23, 2021 6:51 PM
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