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Would you rather fuck Mitch McConnell or Charles Grassley or Lindsay Graham?

Just curious

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 9:50 PM

None of the above, but I’ll choose Miss Lindsey for the kitsch value.

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2021 9:01 PM

Only if I use your dick, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2021 9:01 PM

Anyone of them would make me become celibate.

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2021 9:21 PM

Hey, OP, I have an electric dildo at home, so I'm good. Thanks, man. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2021 9:22 PM

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2021 9:28 PM

I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than any of them.

by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2021 9:30 PM

[quote]Vivian Vance

I have sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2021 9:33 PM

Sex with McConnell would be like a Dementor's kiss, he'd suck the soul out of you and Grassley would die in the middle of it which would make it even more disturbing so that just leaves Linds.

While there would be shame involved, the one positive about sex with Lindsay would be telling everyone about all of his kinks afterwards. Either that or blackmail.

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 9:47 PM

I'd rather take the pipe.

by Anonymousreply 9October 21, 2021 9:50 PM
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