Trump to launch new social media platform "TRUTH Social"

And what do we hear from Dems? Crickets. Trump is dominating the news coverage again ahead of his 2024 victory. The Dems are in total disarray, due to lack of leadership and rogue senators.

Only seven minutes before the Trump Trolls (R1) show up. Impressive work!

Trump is the epitome of False Advertising.

How about that, fellow Democrats, is that simple enough?

Can we run with that?

Can we coalesce in order to drive this one. concept. home?

Hammer this into the heads of every American?

DONALD TRUMP IS THE EPITOME OF FALSE ADVERTISING!

Whatever.

WHET Parler and Gab? I thought those were Trump echo chambers.

[bold] As many in the media have already pointed out, this is unlikely to ever get off the ground [/bold]

Rather, it is a way for a Very Broke Trump to get access to a NASDAQ listed company and raise money that way for what is essentially a sort of SPAC

^^Or as the New York Times so slyly put it in their subhead "A merger could give the former president access to nearly $300 million in cash — and perhaps a new platform."

"Perhaps" being the key word.

(See what they did there)

Was LIES Social already taken?

More shade from the NYT article at R7

[quote] The details of Mr. Trump’s latest partnership were vague. The statement he issued was reminiscent of the kind of claims he made about his business dealings in New York as a real estate developer. It was replete with high-dollar amounts and superlatives that could not be verified.

R1- We hear a lot from Democrats just not on the MSM. Trump could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and the media would ask how Biden and Deblasio allowed it to happen.

Who loans 300m to someone who owes 1b?

R1, "ahead of his 2024 victory"? Did you keep a straight face typing this shit?

I am sure that his social media platform will be just as successful as Trump U and Trump Steaks.

[quote] I am sure that his social media platform will be just as successful as Trump U and Trump Steaks.

And his effort to fight the 2020 election results. BTW, what happened to all of that $$ that he raised for that?

His supporters are so fucking dumb.

What’s the over/under on the number of days until it’s collapse?

I'm not sure it'll ever get started, let alone be up long enough to suffer a collapse.

The timing of the announcement just before the holidays makes me suspect he's hoping everyone will forget all about this in 90 days, because all he's looking for is a way to get cash.

Just for the record, R9, I thought that was very mean of them.

It already got hacked and somebody registered under Trump and Pence’s names. Haha!

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

If it costs anything, he won't be able to keep it online.

Not to worry r14. The advertising from Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and Trump Airline should keep it afloat forever.

^ And Success (LOL) Cologne

TRUTH Social may violate the terms of Mastodon, the open-source social media software it's built on

Can Donald Trump JUST DIE already?

'TRUTH Social' sounds like a Baptist leaflet announcing a local get-together. But not nearly so appealing.

I was about to ask if this is the one that got hacked before it even opened, but r16 was on it already! Hilarious. This thing will never see the light of day.

I'm also absolutely certain that the "History Tour" he's doing with O'Reilly starting in December will get quietly cancelled in the next few weeks.

Me me me, pay attention to ME ME ME

We should have a betting pool re: will it still be in biz 30 days after they launch it?

I guess the delicate widdo snowfwakes need their safe spaces.

[quote]And Success (LOL) Cologne

"Jesus, what is that awful smell in here?"

"an open, free, and honest global conversation " with Terms of Use stating "The site’s terms of use include a clause that says users can’t “disparage, tarnish, or otherwise harm, in our opinion, us and/or the Site.”

while appropriating an open-source software without attributing it, or offering the open source, and claiming that all code they use is proprietary (a violation of public license, Truth.social will be sued)

Not seeing 'truth' and 'openness' here but then I am not one to attempt to commoditize and commercialize a free, open-source platform

It's not like rabid mouthpieces don't abound in commoditized spaces and forums already. Also, at least 95% of instance admins and moderators will block the instance if it launches. The "free, open conversation" will again regress to troll fights and echo chambers.

Lots of Polly Poopy Pants in this thread. So what if it goes nowhere? At least for this moment this is more interesting than anything boring ol' Booden slurs or Cackler fakes out with her arms and kid actors.

If ever there was a golden opportunity to make a fortune by shorting stock, this is it.

"free, honest, and open"

like official physical Presidential exam memoranda, amirite?

I personally don’t want him to die just yet. I want a crash and burn, total humiliation for His Royal Orangeness. I’d even offer to blow Putin if he would just release the tinkle tape.

[quote]Lots of Polly Poopy Pants in this thread. So what if it goes nowhere? At least for this moment this is more interesting than anything boring ol' Booden slurs or Cackler fakes out with her arms and kid actors.

Trumpers are easily amused, apparently.

And don't I wish I had bought the stock. Up 400% in a day.

[quote]And don't I wish I had bought the stock. Up 400% in a day.

Two words: Short sell.

TRUTH social? Bitch, please.

[quote]Trumpers are easily amused, apparently.

And very, very cheap and easy.

In EVERY picture of him, he looks like he REEKS.

The anniversary of his humiliating presidential LOSS is quickly approaching. He needs a distraction. The anniversary of the insurrection is also not too far off either.

[quote]In EVERY picture of him, he looks like he REEKS.

He does, but he just keeps spraying on more Trump "Success" Cologne.

Thanks for the reminder, R40. Let's plan an elaborate, all-day DL celebration in honor of Laughingstock Loser Day.

In the meantime, wouldn't an October Surprise be nice? A favorable one, that is.

I’ll translate Republican language into human language. Truth Social=Antisocial Lies.

Trump = Shitting pig. Bueno !!!

"Analysis of Truth Social’s terms of service also revealed that users are barred from everything from using capital letters excessively to making fun of the website itself."

It has already been hacked. 😁😊😜👌

He's forgotten the most important thing about a Social Media Platform. ADVERTISING. Other than the Poor Boys and a hand full of Repugs, no company is going to be buying up millions in ad space on that shit platform. That's the whole point of those platforms.

No R47

The whole point of Trump's platform is to align with a NASDAQ listed company so he can raise money for the platform without ever having to actually launch it.

SEE ALSO: Raising money to run for president without having to actually declare your candidacy

R44, the pics of him advertising this new platform are hilarious. When did tRump lose 100lbs, suddenly become 25 years younger, develop smooth wrinkle free skin, and grow out a full head of hair? He's Photoshopped within an inch of his life in these.

One of his principal backers has now bailed.

Textbook stock "pump n' dump" scheme.

That said, the pig shitting on his own swollen nuts was absolutely the perfect metaphor for this entire mess.