Bravo’s WINTER HOUSE

Enty posted that Paige and Craig are secretly dating or fucking other people and this faux-mancing for the public is just for cover.

Who's gay/closeted?

I’m always happy to watch Luke parade around… damn that man is hot. The girl who wants to fuck the Italian model is so irritating— can’t wait to see him fuck her over. Not that I can blame her— he’s cheesy but beautiful. The black model is very sexy and seems to be pretty low-key and fun-loving. I’ll keep watching for the eye candy.

The new people they’ve introduced seem to have little or no connection to the Summer House people, or the Southern Charm folks, but whatever…reality tv. The Italian guy is hot, and Paige jumped on his dick right away, although she’s supposedly dating gay Craig now. Like the poster above, I’m strictly watching for Luke, who is always beautiful.

How the hell did Kyle fuck up and make a pass at someone? Why is a married couple even in this mix?

Kyle has a nice ass

Boring

Bravo no longer exists since it was bought in 2002 by NBC

Austen is a doughy dumb fugly cunt. How the fuck does he have so many women wanting to fuck him? Luke I get. Andrea I get BUT Austen? Straight women have some really weird taste when it comes to men....

Kyle does have a tight little body, not a bad person and kind corny in a cute way. Luke is just big and strong, and that face— fuck. Andrea is nice to look at but so smarmy.

Scum

Luke is just painfully gorgeous.

The Italian was on The Circle and used to band Madonna.

Lindsay Hubbard really has bad taste in men. Her biological clock is ticking way too loudly for her to make rational decisions. Last night, Austen told her he loves her . . . like a sister!!

[quote] Austen is a doughy dumb fugly cunt. How the fuck does he have so many women wanting to fuck him?

They can sense that he's the only one who is actually straight.

Women have better gaydar than men. They are very attuned to male+female energy. Granted, some women ignore this, and just go for looks. But the majority of women will immediately bypass a guy who they "sense" might be gay or bi.

Since pretty much all of the guys in this house fits this description, it makes sense that they're all gravitating towards Austin.

But he still looks like a thumb.

So are we in agreement all the guys other than Austen are giving off a bi vibe, or with Craig closeted gay. That pic they showed of Craig and Natalie looked like a gay guy and his girl bestie.

So big, brawny Nordic Luke has fucked a dude before? Interesting…

Austin is bland AF, but he's 6'5 and probably has a big ole dick.

Agree R18. Despite his muppet face, I'd still blow him.

Austen looks like a thumb..

I hate Craig and was disappointed to hear he was dating Paige

I love Luke he so hot and Jason too.

Andrea is cheesy but I'd do him

R15 we are the same page with the thumb comment

R17 where did you hear that?

I think Luke may be gay or bi …I’ve used the excuse in my youth that I was oblivious to women hitting on me. And he was hot for Julia who has a boyfriend and unobtainable.

I like Jason too he is smoking hot

Jason is gorgeous. He and Luke should spend some time in the igloo.

I was cracking up at Lindsey's late entrance a few weeks back. Homegirl stomps into the house and is all, "It's time to PARTAAAAAY!" Those were the words coming out of her mouth anyhow. Her body language was all, "I'm getting too old for this shit." And it's true. Lindsay is too old for this crowd.

I’m glad Jason and Lindsay are hooking. Someone should appreciate him

Bumping for the new season that just started. They added one of the Toms from VanderPump Rules.

I watched the last 15 mins of episode one this morning and it was exhausting. How old are these whiners?

Cory gives me undercover bi horndog vibes.

Craig is like this entitled shit now that he's making money.

Craig is asshole

Craig has jumped the shark.

Deux Moi reported that a reality star on a ‘seasonal series’ has a hissy fit if his beverage line isn’t consumed by cast mates on camera. Wonder who that can be.

I only watch it to see the outings they have. I don't give a shit about any of them and they're all pretty terrible

from the age of 4 to 25 I spent a lot of summer and winter weekends in Stowe (haven't been in over 10 years). It's WILD to me that this small, charming resort town was picked as the location for a trashy reality show.

For anyone who hasn't been there, the people in Stowe are so chill, nice and not into the superficiality shit. I realize the people running the town want to boost its profile and think the show can do it (though Winter House is not a top rated show at all lol).

Stowe is basically emptied out except its small population for most of the year. It gets busy in winter with many tourists from Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New York, Quebec and Ontario. In the summer there are a few weeks here and there when tourists come again. Those who like foliage (mostly old people) then come in September.

There's only 1 elementary school and then a combined middle-high school on opposite parts of town. The skating rink they went to in tonight's episode is just up the hill from the elementary school. I've played on the tennis courts outside there so many times.

It's just hard for me to imagine the local population being OK with these idiots running around performing for the camera. They'd probably get labeled "flatlanders" (a negative slang word used towards non-Vermont natives).

So now the tea is Austin is going to accuse LIndsay of sexual harassment, because she grabbed his dick.

Austen is seriously deranged! Ciara said she had sex 15 days BEFORE coming to the house and they've been there 2 weeks. Austen is mad because she had sex OUTSIDE of the house but he couldn't bring Olivia there because of Ciara's feelings?! Grow a pair, Austen, and do what you want to do. Why ask Ciara's permission to bring Olivia to the Winter House. You need to ask the others who may have contributed to the rental, food, and alcohol.

Jessica is in for a world of hurt. Kori has no real interest in her outside of the Winter House. He saw an opportunity for pussy for two weeks and took it. You two are not dating, dear. That's called hooking up.

So nobody cares about this show hu

Why is Luke dating fivehead Ashley of all people?