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Let's be homosexuals waking-up!

What's for breakfast? What's on the agenda today?

I'm having a yolk-free omelet, grapefruit, a Bloody Mary and my meds. Then I'll log-on to Pornhub and masturbate to straight porn (imagining I'm the girl). Then take a beauty nap before I head to the gym for some cruising. I-I mean working out (that's also where I shave and moisturize, usually nude). Then on to Whole Foods for more cruising and purchasing some respectable things: wine, imported cheese, artisan bread, free-range salmon, organic greens... Followed by some errands, then back to my condo (after Concepcione is finished tidying-up) to catch-up on my internet (OnlyFans, LPSG, Facebook, TikTok, Datalounge Lipstick Alley, Twitter, etc.) and emails (and sexmail lol) while watching my stories.

I no longer work because I received a hefty $ettlement for discrimination from my former employer. Always document everything!

This evening will be dedicated to Grindr. Ta!

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 5:11 PM

Hi OP,

Kill yourself.

Best, Everyone

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2021 1:10 PM

Sounds pretty legit.

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2021 1:11 PM

OP is just sore because his request for people to share their personal disasters to make him feel better in the "Why does nothing ever change?" thread didn't go the way he wanted. Now he's lashing out.

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2021 1:15 PM

I'm doing my nude stretches casually in front of the windows (accidentally presenting hole). If you don't like it why are you looking?

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2021 4:27 PM

Turning off my alarms three times and sleeping til 9. Then making toast and two eggs with tea.

by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2021 4:29 PM

That sounds like fun but do you just cruise, you don't actually ever have sex??

by Anonymousreply 6October 21, 2021 4:46 PM

i woke up at 5 am. Took my metacmucil, ate some oatmeal then took a big dump. Then, i took the rest of my medicines. I watched an old episode of Laugh-In, and had a nap. Then i'm off to the park to feed the pigeons. Later i will log on to DL with the help of my caretaker, Peepat.

by Anonymousreply 7October 21, 2021 5:02 PM

My cat is sitting on me. She wants food.

by Anonymousreply 8October 21, 2021 5:11 PM
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