Facebook Rebrand: Mark Z Picking a New Name

Socio

MySpace

The Facebook.

Done.

Connexions

Boomer Book.

Trump Voters Sharing the Same 13 Memes.

The Town Rapist Has 5 Daughters and Here Are Their Photos.

Biggest Whores in High School Now Go to Church.

42 Year Old Guy Whose Parents Still Pay For His House, Food and Car Thinks Poor People are Lazy.

HumblebragHeaven

Dystopiagram

Just kill it instead.

WhatsCrapp

When will somebody build a better platform and we can be done with facebook/instagram for good?

"Ann Bowman."

Oh... you mean he's picking a different name for [italic]Facebook,[/italic] not for himself.

Face It

Facebook is transitioning.

ProveTheWorldThatYouAreAnIdiot.com

I really don’t want to have to understand or participate in “the metaverse.”

Beatrice

Manvox.

They have shitty security as it is. I can’t imagine a multiverse full of shitty security.

"Pussy Galore"

Just call it ZuckYou and be done with it.

AntiTrust. It acknowledges both the broad public sentiment about them, as well as their business status.

Come On My Face

Fashebook!

I'm with R8. It just needs to go.

R19 splendid suggestion

Faceplant

Face Bull

Two Face

Castles in the Air

White Faces Only

"Comrades"

(makes sense with all the Russian influence)

Face Fuck

QBook

Face Mark

worse than Caligula

Dumb Book

ThielCorp

DataMiningFun

Fakebook

so the metaverse thing is positing some kind of Ready Player One hellhole future? yuck

Facebook has announced the rebranded name would be FIow, which stands for Facebook, Instagram, Oculus, and WhatsApp. Flow would position the blue Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company overseeing groups like Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, and more. A spokesperson for Facebook says the name change would take effect in early 2022.

Danger zone

R10 you can be done with it now. Just log out and delete it. Stop using it. Find other ways to communicate with other human beings.

L stands for Instagram?

Wat?

Toxicbook

FAIL - Facebook And Instagram Losers

Faceberg Zuckerface Cleveland Indians (I can get ya the name cheap)

DisInfoBook

Don't only companies in trouble do things like changing their name?

I'm still waiting and hoping for what happened to myspace to happen to Facebook. Surely at some point Facebook has to go out of fashion?? Not that whatever replaces it is likely to be better. That sociopath Zuckerberg will always have his bazillions but he wants power along with it.

Assholes.

Is InsurrectionBook taken?

WhiteSupremecistBook?

AntiVaxxCovidDenialPropagandaBook?

FuckItJustNaziThisShitUpBook?

[quote] L stands for Instagram?

It’s a capital I, Rose.

Myspace wasn't monetized the way Facebook is. It never became a commercialized, ad-driven venture.....it was a more pure simple form of early social media. So when people got fickle and bored with it, Myspace died a quick death. It didn't have tentacles into commerce, business communication, or anything to sustain it's usefulness.

But then again I consider Facebook to be useless also. There's nothing useful about it that I can't easily accomplish some other way. So Zuckerberg can just fuck off.

PleasePayAttentiontoMebook or PleaseValidateMyExistencebook

So it’s Fiow, r52?

Ok.

It’s FI ow. Capital F and I, lowercase o and w.

R41 Heavy Flow

datsdazuckjob dot com

It's just the parent company, Facebook Inc., that's changing its name. The Facebook website, Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, etc., will all keep their current branding.

Facelife

Ztube

Old-Fart Book.

Toxic Dump

Facepalm Inc.

WeKnowEverythingAboutYouAndIt'sForYourOwnGood, Inc.

Bookake

Gen X Book

Burnbook

OverShare

My Life Is Not As Good As It Appears.com

Authoritah

Building on R1 - The Socio Path.

SpyBook

Creepybook

The good news is that if they're rebranding, they're very likely going to lose quite a bit of their userbase. No one likes it when a social media product rebrands, just as MySpace or Tumblr or FourSquare.

Again, none of the subsidiary businesses are rebranding. Just the parent corporation. The Facebook people use will still be Facebook.

Senior Citizens Book

Satan’s Looking Glass

r76, read the article.

[quote]The coming name change, which CEO Mark Zuckerberg plans to talk about at the company’s annual Connect conference on October 28th, but could unveil sooner, is meant to signal the tech giant’s ambition to be known for more than social media and all the ills that entail. The rebrand would likely position the blue Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company overseeing groups like Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, and more.

[quote]In July, he told The Verge that, over the next several years, “we will effectively transition from people seeing us as primarily being a social media company to being a metaverse company.”

That means the rebranding is going to affect Facebook, and IG and Whatsapp, too. He's trying to focus on tangible products and brands and is moving away from social media.

Something a little retro

r79, Your quote (why didn't you link to the source?) is as misleading as the original reporting in The Verge, confusing the names of the Facebook Inc., the corporate holding parent, with Facebook, the original media platform. This is from The Guardian:

"Under the plans, Facebook would change the name of its holding company but not that of its eponymous social media platform, known internally as the “big blue app”. As well as its founding site, the company also owns Instagram, WhatsApp and the virtual reality brand Oculus."

Division Hatred Despair, Inc.

It was irritating that they coopted a standard term.

A "facebook" used to be a yearbook or other directory that had pix of people with their names and some limited bio info. It took me years to stop referring to them as such because morons couldn't follow context and would get confused by the reference, requiring an explanation.

BadHair.

AsianWifeWinkWink.

MoreForMe.

SuckerBook.

Super Adventure Club

Did Google change its name or branding when it reorganized under its new holding company Alphabet several years ago? No, of course not. Neither will Facebook. These guys didn't become Masters of the World by being stupid.

What's a Facebook?

Shut the Zuck Up

Hopefully that will about as good as New Coke

Shit-Space

Off topic, but have you all seen that Facebook commercial with the nerdy looking white guy being interviewed by the Indian chick about how Facebook is trying to balance free speech issues? It's cringeworthy and totally ham handed. The best thing would be if Facebook dies in a grease fire.

Fuckface Book

Dumbfuck Book

YourResponsibilityNotOurs.com

Can Zuckerbitch just retire already? He has more than enough money.

Please move to another planet & leave us alone you fucking creeper!!!

Racebook

R94 He wants power and not mere money. That's why he'll never merely go off and enjoy his billions. It's why he actually seriously explored making a presidential run. I imagine that the polling was negative (snicker).

Datalounge

Google essentially did the same thing years ago when they grouped their properties under the name Alphabet.

Imperium

Metropolis

Overlord

Jitterbug 2

IWillJustDieIfYouDon'tLikeMyPosts Inc.

The F Word

Zed.

[quote]The DC Attorney General has added Mark Zuckerberg to a lawsuit stemming from the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

Zuckfest or maybe JustZuckIt!

Zuck Your Feelings

Mind Reductruction

Turkish Spammers Ltd.

Boris and Friends Inc.

ZuckerbergLicksHisOwnShitOffHisFather'sCock.com

myholestinks.com

Call it ZuckWorld.

Fuck Face. Honestly I’m surprised a sex app didn’t trademark it already!

They chose "Meta".

Lipstick on a pig Mark, lipstick on a pig.

Ruining a perfectly good word. Like when the inverts ruined “gay.”

SMH

That name is awful.

ZuckFuck

I hope just out of spite nobody refers to Meta as anything other than Facebook.

A Fecal Square.

Szuckerbook. Or Zsuckerbook. I'm torn.

Hmmm - I might register provetotheworldyouareanidot.com and myholestinks.com. Nobody has done it so far.

Blofeld's Data Mining and Grill

Big Brother

The metaverse thing seems exactly what you'd expect to spring from the mind of an aspie.

MyForehead

I really hope people see through his bullshit. Meta is a scam to sell data and get people of all ages hooked online via games and other time wasting activities. He is truly a despicable money-grubbing cunt.

[quote] provetotheworldyouareanidot.com

R124 Unless you're trying to be ironic, just check your spelling very carefully. You're missing a letter in this one. Can you find it?