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Facebook Rebrand: Mark Z Picking a New Name

Any suggestions, Datalounge?

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by Anonymousreply 130October 29, 2021 3:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2021 4:28 AM


by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2021 4:29 AM

The Facebook.


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by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2021 4:34 AM

Boomer Book.

Trump Voters Sharing the Same 13 Memes.

The Town Rapist Has 5 Daughters and Here Are Their Photos.

Biggest Whores in High School Now Go to Church.

42 Year Old Guy Whose Parents Still Pay For His House, Food and Car Thinks Poor People are Lazy.

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2021 4:34 AM


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by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2021 4:38 AM

Just kill it instead.

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2021 4:41 AM


by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2021 4:44 AM

When will somebody build a better platform and we can be done with facebook/instagram for good?

by Anonymousreply 10October 20, 2021 4:46 AM

"Ann Bowman."

Oh... you mean he's picking a different name for [italic]Facebook,[/italic] not for himself.

by Anonymousreply 11October 20, 2021 4:47 AM

Face It

by Anonymousreply 12October 20, 2021 4:49 AM

Facebook is transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 13October 20, 2021 4:49 AM


by Anonymousreply 14October 20, 2021 4:50 AM

I really don’t want to have to understand or participate in “the metaverse.”

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by Anonymousreply 17October 20, 2021 4:53 AM

They have shitty security as it is. I can’t imagine a multiverse full of shitty security.

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2021 4:53 AM

"Pussy Galore"

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2021 4:58 AM

Just call it ZuckYou and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 20October 20, 2021 4:58 AM

AntiTrust. It acknowledges both the broad public sentiment about them, as well as their business status.

by Anonymousreply 21October 20, 2021 5:01 AM

Come On My Face

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by Anonymousreply 23October 20, 2021 5:04 AM

I'm with R8. It just needs to go.

by Anonymousreply 24October 20, 2021 5:08 AM

R19 splendid suggestion

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by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2021 5:20 AM

Face Bull

by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2021 5:26 AM

Two Face

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2021 5:27 AM

Castles in the Air

by Anonymousreply 29October 20, 2021 5:29 AM

White Faces Only

by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2021 5:37 AM


(makes sense with all the Russian influence)

by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2021 5:41 AM

Face Fuck

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by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2021 5:50 AM

Face Mark

by Anonymousreply 34October 20, 2021 5:50 AM

worse than Caligula

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by Anonymousreply 35October 20, 2021 5:51 AM

Dumb Book

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by Anonymousreply 39October 20, 2021 6:02 AM

so the metaverse thing is positing some kind of Ready Player One hellhole future? yuck

by Anonymousreply 40October 20, 2021 6:11 AM

Facebook has announced the rebranded name would be FIow, which stands for Facebook, Instagram, Oculus, and WhatsApp. Flow would position the blue Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company overseeing groups like Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, and more. A spokesperson for Facebook says the name change would take effect in early 2022.

by Anonymousreply 41October 20, 2021 6:13 AM

Danger zone

by Anonymousreply 42October 20, 2021 6:13 AM

R10 you can be done with it now. Just log out and delete it. Stop using it. Find other ways to communicate with other human beings.

by Anonymousreply 43October 20, 2021 6:21 AM

L stands for Instagram?


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by Anonymousreply 45October 20, 2021 6:27 AM

FAIL - Facebook And Instagram Losers

by Anonymousreply 46October 20, 2021 6:29 AM

Faceberg Zuckerface Cleveland Indians (I can get ya the name cheap)

by Anonymousreply 47October 20, 2021 6:30 AM


by Anonymousreply 48October 20, 2021 6:32 AM

Don't only companies in trouble do things like changing their name?

I'm still waiting and hoping for what happened to myspace to happen to Facebook. Surely at some point Facebook has to go out of fashion?? Not that whatever replaces it is likely to be better. That sociopath Zuckerberg will always have his bazillions but he wants power along with it.

by Anonymousreply 49October 20, 2021 6:34 AM


by Anonymousreply 50October 20, 2021 6:39 AM

Is InsurrectionBook taken?




by Anonymousreply 51October 20, 2021 6:40 AM

[quote] L stands for Instagram?

It’s a capital I, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 52October 20, 2021 6:41 AM

Myspace wasn't monetized the way Facebook is. It never became a commercialized, ad-driven venture.....it was a more pure simple form of early social media. So when people got fickle and bored with it, Myspace died a quick death. It didn't have tentacles into commerce, business communication, or anything to sustain it's usefulness.

But then again I consider Facebook to be useless also. There's nothing useful about it that I can't easily accomplish some other way. So Zuckerberg can just fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 53October 20, 2021 6:42 AM

PleasePayAttentiontoMebook or PleaseValidateMyExistencebook

by Anonymousreply 54October 20, 2021 6:46 AM

So it’s Fiow, r52?


by Anonymousreply 55October 20, 2021 6:49 AM

It’s FI ow. Capital F and I, lowercase o and w.

by Anonymousreply 56October 20, 2021 6:55 AM

R41 Heavy Flow

by Anonymousreply 57October 20, 2021 7:03 AM

datsdazuckjob dot com

by Anonymousreply 58October 20, 2021 7:14 AM

It's just the parent company, Facebook Inc., that's changing its name. The Facebook website, Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, etc., will all keep their current branding.

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by Anonymousreply 61October 20, 2021 7:33 AM

Old-Fart Book.

by Anonymousreply 62October 20, 2021 7:37 AM

Toxic Dump

by Anonymousreply 63October 20, 2021 7:38 AM

Facepalm Inc.

by Anonymousreply 64October 20, 2021 7:39 AM

WeKnowEverythingAboutYouAndIt'sForYourOwnGood, Inc.

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by Anonymousreply 66October 20, 2021 10:56 AM

Gen X Book

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by Anonymousreply 69October 20, 2021 11:42 AM

My Life Is Not As Good As It Appears.com

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by Anonymousreply 71October 20, 2021 1:22 PM

Building on R1 - The Socio Path.

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by Anonymousreply 74October 20, 2021 1:35 PM

The good news is that if they're rebranding, they're very likely going to lose quite a bit of their userbase. No one likes it when a social media product rebrands, just as MySpace or Tumblr or FourSquare.

by Anonymousreply 75October 20, 2021 2:16 PM

Again, none of the subsidiary businesses are rebranding. Just the parent corporation. The Facebook people use will still be Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 76October 20, 2021 2:22 PM

Senior Citizens Book

by Anonymousreply 77October 20, 2021 2:44 PM

Satan’s Looking Glass

by Anonymousreply 78October 20, 2021 2:48 PM

r76, read the article.

[quote]The coming name change, which CEO Mark Zuckerberg plans to talk about at the company’s annual Connect conference on October 28th, but could unveil sooner, is meant to signal the tech giant’s ambition to be known for more than social media and all the ills that entail. The rebrand would likely position the blue Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company overseeing groups like Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, and more.

[quote]In July, he told The Verge that, over the next several years, “we will effectively transition from people seeing us as primarily being a social media company to being a metaverse company.”

That means the rebranding is going to affect Facebook, and IG and Whatsapp, too. He's trying to focus on tangible products and brands and is moving away from social media.

by Anonymousreply 79October 20, 2021 2:53 PM

Something a little retro

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by Anonymousreply 80October 20, 2021 3:13 PM

r79, Your quote (why didn't you link to the source?) is as misleading as the original reporting in The Verge, confusing the names of the Facebook Inc., the corporate holding parent, with Facebook, the original media platform. This is from The Guardian:

"Under the plans, Facebook would change the name of its holding company but not that of its eponymous social media platform, known internally as the “big blue app”. As well as its founding site, the company also owns Instagram, WhatsApp and the virtual reality brand Oculus."

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by Anonymousreply 81October 20, 2021 3:20 PM

Division Hatred Despair, Inc.

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by Anonymousreply 82October 20, 2021 3:23 PM

It was irritating that they coopted a standard term.

A "facebook" used to be a yearbook or other directory that had pix of people with their names and some limited bio info. It took me years to stop referring to them as such because morons couldn't follow context and would get confused by the reference, requiring an explanation.

by Anonymousreply 83October 20, 2021 3:24 PM





by Anonymousreply 84October 20, 2021 3:32 PM

Super Adventure Club

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by Anonymousreply 85October 20, 2021 3:36 PM

Did Google change its name or branding when it reorganized under its new holding company Alphabet several years ago? No, of course not. Neither will Facebook. These guys didn't become Masters of the World by being stupid.

by Anonymousreply 86October 20, 2021 3:38 PM

What's a Facebook?

by Anonymousreply 87October 20, 2021 3:47 PM

Shut the Zuck Up

by Anonymousreply 88October 20, 2021 3:48 PM

Hopefully that will about as good as New Coke

by Anonymousreply 89October 20, 2021 3:50 PM


by Anonymousreply 90October 20, 2021 4:10 PM

Off topic, but have you all seen that Facebook commercial with the nerdy looking white guy being interviewed by the Indian chick about how Facebook is trying to balance free speech issues? It's cringeworthy and totally ham handed. The best thing would be if Facebook dies in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 91October 20, 2021 4:10 PM

Fuckface Book

Dumbfuck Book

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by Anonymousreply 93October 20, 2021 4:15 PM

Can Zuckerbitch just retire already? He has more than enough money.

Please move to another planet & leave us alone you fucking creeper!!!

by Anonymousreply 94October 20, 2021 4:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 95October 20, 2021 5:23 PM

R94 He wants power and not mere money. That's why he'll never merely go off and enjoy his billions. It's why he actually seriously explored making a presidential run. I imagine that the polling was negative (snicker).

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by Anonymousreply 97October 20, 2021 5:46 PM

Google essentially did the same thing years ago when they grouped their properties under the name Alphabet.

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by Anonymousreply 101October 20, 2021 6:21 PM

Jitterbug 2

by Anonymousreply 102October 20, 2021 7:05 PM

IWillJustDieIfYouDon'tLikeMyPosts Inc.

by Anonymousreply 103October 20, 2021 7:10 PM

The F Word

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by Anonymousreply 105October 20, 2021 8:40 PM

[quote]The DC Attorney General has added Mark Zuckerberg to a lawsuit stemming from the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

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by Anonymousreply 106October 21, 2021 5:40 AM

Zuckfest or maybe JustZuckIt!

by Anonymousreply 107October 21, 2021 6:12 AM

Zuck Your Feelings

by Anonymousreply 108October 21, 2021 6:30 AM

Mind Reductruction

by Anonymousreply 109October 21, 2021 6:33 AM

Turkish Spammers Ltd.

by Anonymousreply 110October 21, 2021 8:26 AM

Boris and Friends Inc.

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by Anonymousreply 113October 21, 2021 5:05 PM

Call it ZuckWorld.

by Anonymousreply 114October 21, 2021 5:19 PM

Fuck Face. Honestly I’m surprised a sex app didn’t trademark it already!

by Anonymousreply 115October 21, 2021 5:31 PM

They chose "Meta".

by Anonymousreply 116October 28, 2021 7:30 PM

Lipstick on a pig Mark, lipstick on a pig.

by Anonymousreply 117October 28, 2021 7:34 PM

Ruining a perfectly good word. Like when the inverts ruined “gay.”


by Anonymousreply 118October 28, 2021 7:39 PM

That name is awful.

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by Anonymousreply 120October 28, 2021 7:41 PM

I hope just out of spite nobody refers to Meta as anything other than Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 121October 28, 2021 7:41 PM

A Fecal Square.

by Anonymousreply 122October 28, 2021 7:46 PM

Szuckerbook. Or Zsuckerbook. I'm torn.

by Anonymousreply 123October 28, 2021 7:48 PM

Hmmm - I might register provetotheworldyouareanidot.com and myholestinks.com. Nobody has done it so far.

by Anonymousreply 124October 28, 2021 7:49 PM

Blofeld's Data Mining and Grill

by Anonymousreply 125October 28, 2021 7:50 PM

Big Brother

by Anonymousreply 126October 28, 2021 7:56 PM

The metaverse thing seems exactly what you'd expect to spring from the mind of an aspie.

by Anonymousreply 127October 28, 2021 9:35 PM


by Anonymousreply 128October 29, 2021 12:59 AM

I really hope people see through his bullshit. Meta is a scam to sell data and get people of all ages hooked online via games and other time wasting activities. He is truly a despicable money-grubbing cunt.

by Anonymousreply 129October 29, 2021 3:28 AM

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R124 Unless you're trying to be ironic, just check your spelling very carefully. You're missing a letter in this one. Can you find it?

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