Lizzo takes a dump on Instagram Live

Millie Jackson did it first (and much much better)!

NO pics please

Please don't make fun of my rolls of fat! I will cry!

But, here, let me take a dump. Don't criticize that either, now!

I am so glad that I am too old for this

Can you imagine the smell...bet she can't even properly wipe her fat ass

Such trash. Can you imagine Ella Fitzgerald doing this, or Celine Dion, or Nana Mouskouri?

She’s a foul pig. But of course no one can criticize her because she’s fat.

Amateur: I did it in a bucket.

At least she can afford to use a new wiping wand with every dump. Unlike most of her fellow fatties.

I wonder if this will finally be what makes Chris fuck her.

Keeping it KLASSY!

Hey Lizzie, use my glass coffee table next time!

Lizzo says the US is oppressive.

NANA MOUSKOURI WOULD NEVER OH MY GOD HOW CAN YPU EVEN MENTION HER NAME IN A VILE, TRASHY THREAD LIKE THIS!!!!!!

[quote] Lizzo says the US is oppressive.

No shit?

Kathy, when will you ever learn that silence is golden?

LIzzo the millionaire is SO oppressed.

Won't someone please think of the turds?

Her disgusting revelation at least created this mildly humorous thread.

Her turds must be the size of a subway footlong. And I'm having nightmares thinking about her vaginal discharge.

She and Madonna should do a collab.

She probably has four assholes.

The Ty-D-Bol man

Has seen some things

That a woman ain’t supposed to see…

Inner

Inner city

Inner city pressure

(Inner city pressure!)

I think she’s talented but she makes it very hard to like her.

Her stunts are so unnecessary.

R24 So cute, so clever.

Link doesn’t work, and I couldn’t find any reference to this on the actual website. I call shit troll bullshit on this one.

Luckily, on a plane, she wouldn't be able to climb up on the food cart.

I would wager that her asshole looks like the monster from NOPE.

I'm being oppressed.

Expressed?

Ew.

Imagine what this fat pig’s farts smell like!!!! She’s a fat disgusting slob.

LOL. She reenacted her crack whore homeless mama giving birth to her. She woke up, took the biggest crap of her life and there was black shit-stained Lizzo!

Who would want to see her make a big ole doo doo?

Serious question for Fat Whores: when a person is that large and obese, how do they properly align their holes over the toilet opening? THeir rolls must push them forward? I shared a vacation rental with a fatty once and she left a skid mark on the toilet seat. I moved into a hotel right away.

You know that Lizzo can’t wipe herself. She must smell lovely.

R35 None of us Fat Whores is actually that fat. We are “DL” fat which would be up to but not larger than Alec Baldwin or similar celeb fatty.

Lizzie, poor thing, is morbidly obese by anyone’s measure.

She should change her name to Jizzo.

Gayle King will be praising her on CBS tomorrow morning

R39 called it. CBS doesn’t want to be the “old people channel” anymore, so now it’s BET. Interesting pivot.

We shouldn't have to pay for hospitals to treat the qrotesquely obese.

Ghetto trash.

Seriously, how much does one have to eat to become this obese?

It's fascinating that famous celebrities, who are usually quite busy, can make the time to consume so much food!

Lizzo, before the glamour and the money, hanging with some Brooklyn hipsters.

IIRC, one of the people in this photo claimed to have discovered her. The person took photos of Lizzo naked in a bathroom. Who wanted to see that?

STEALTH SCAT THREAD!

Something about taking a shit on IG with those nails that make me fear for her eating any finger foods. You'd have to scrub under them really good to be certain it was safe.

Can't sing , can't dance and use gross and fatness as her image.

Sad

Does she have a scat fetish?

I want to see her diddle her twat! Yummy yummy!!!

Where the streets have no name

Hope she had her sponge on a stick with her.

This never happened and your link doesn’t even work, OP. Stop lying. There’s enough hate for Lizzo for everyone already. No need to make shit up.

Please tell me she didn't combine her habit of presenting hole with defacating in the post? 🚫 🕳️ 💩

I can’t unsee any of this, ever

R45 Do you think the alleged Lizzo clip is similar to this one? Warning NSFW except when you are a twitter employee I guess..?

she’s using her anus counteroffensively

It would be just Divine if someone walks by and one ups her!

That wasn’t a turd. It was her love child with Chris Evans. She picked out the corn and wrapped it in a Crab Shack bib.

[quote]Where the streets have no name

Where the sidewalks are cracked! 🐘🦛

A cow has 8 stomachs. how many does Lizzo have?

^^^^ lmao 😂

I bet her turds are the size of my leg!

She is so classy!

Precious just cracks me up with her down to earth humour!

QUESTION: What do you do when you have very little talent, your music is awful at best and your entire public persona is built around endlessly whining over the fact that people have the obligation to find you sexy in spite of your severe morbid obesity, and behaving like a repulsive whore?

LARDZO'S ANSWER: Well, you take it up a notch by posting a video of yourself taking a shit in the bathroom. Let's see if other obese, grimy, talentless, trashy and stupid harlots like Crappi B and Moron Thee Carrion can match that!

MY RESPONSE: Lardzo, darling, they have already done that a million times for their clients. The issue is that NOBODY would want to pay for your services. I mean, johns tend to get scared when the whore they've hired needs to be lifted into their hotel room by a hammerhead crane...

A lot of black guys love fat women because of their mamas

Damn, why didn't I think of this? My version would've been sexier. Oh, I know: check out my Insta to see me get a gynecological exam. Details coming soon!

—Kim Kardashian ( with vocal fry font)

She is the type to shit on camera. Very ghetto

Lizzo's Jazz Album will be called "Lizzo Drops Deuces (Nonstop Mixes)".

Lardo takes a dump and people think she’s having a baby.

Who is the producer? Because this is KKK humiliating shit .

She’s fixing herself a little snack.

Used to play flute in highschool & College, still have my instrument though I no longer play. Over lockdown, I considered taking it up again, but since the ascension of Lizzo into the mainstream, I'm no longer sure I want to be seen to do anything associated with such a disgusting hosebeast.

Such a shame, because the flute is such an elegant instrument. Afro-american jazz flautist icon Hubert Laws must be horrified and repulsed by the ugly connotation with which Lizzo is tarring the noble and beautiful concert flute.