Would you?

He’s hot and the sick is really big but kind of ugly. Would blow though.

His big toe looks weird

hammer toes lol

Oh, my...

Hammer toes, hammer dick.

He’s huge.

All over.

The dick could be half that size and I still would!

I can't imagine any situation where I would say no to that.

Yes, I'd love to have him over for cocktails.

He would rip your hole into pieces. Is it worth that?

Those MUST be photoshopped, n'est ce pas?

way too big

No such thing, R12

Ugh. His place looks spooge-y. And his dick is freakish-looking. HARD pass.

Thighs.

He spreads my cheeks and he makes me scream.

He’s my number one daddy, gotta make him cream,

inside of me.

Just keep riding me.

Why is he cut?

He’s a doll. He is one of Joel’s best friends on the water polo team. Aaaand, Mitzi loves him too!

Could you?

Courteous enough to only insert the first half

Are you asking the musical question, OP?

I like his fuzzy tummy.

Come here papi 😍

I would, OP.

If he attached a camera to his dick, I could get that colonoscopy at the same time.

Yes, I would, but could I?

HOTTT

[quote]Yes, I would, but could I?

It too can be yours ... if the Price is Right!

This dick is ugly, really. looks like a snake.

“This dick is ugly, really. looks like a snake.”

Many of us want the snakebite medicine.

Absolutely

Without any hesitation!

Just a hand job.

Quite the giant dong

Those nails. Yuck. Long fingernails on a man makes me wanna puke.

will I ever be with a man like this again, for FREE? I don't hire whores.

[quote] I don't hire whores.

Yet.

In a goddam heartbeat - and so would everyone of us if we were being honest.

Apparently its a bit over 8 inches so if you couldn't handle that you're an amateur.

I might regret it, but I would; again and again.

Man-sized dick.

That is one disgusting and ugly dick.

I've always enjoyed really big really weird dicks. So sexual.

[quote]Why is he cut?

It would look even more like an elephant trunk with the huge amount foreskin required to encase that thing. it looks better here, less elephant trunk-like lol

[quote] Yes, I'd love to have him over for cocktails.

Uh huh, his cock in your tail.

But I must admit, that's quite some hog he's got there.

Maybe he is a Cuban Jew.

“That is one disgusting and ugly dick.”

STFU! We are gonna choke off your vocal chords and let him slide all of that right past us.

[quote] vocal chords

Oh, dear.

[quote] That is one disgusting and ugly dick.

It’s jolie-laide!

Why does he make duck lips in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO?

Does he really think that looks good?

Who said he’s cut? I don’t see any circumcision scar.

No, because he’s probably a Trumper.

I remember one our local Twitter whores whose hung but has an ugly dick got called out for it. Man his little was so bruised. LOL

Little ego***

"whose hung" what, dipshit?

[quote]Who said he’s cut? I don’t see any circumcision scar.

Because his dick looks normal. Not like the guy would wince if you jerked him off.

I am like old Greeks, I don't think the giant dick is beautiful. I think symetrical is nicer.

Although I wouldn't mind a bit of asymmetry in Timothee Chalamet. He is so pretty and such a sweet and nice boy that he could pass with a snake.

I wonder what he likes to do when he’s not taking pictures of his cock and fucking? Perhaps some thrifting? Maybe gardening or fostering cats? Do you think he likes Bewitched or Jeannie better?

Maybe he belongs to a quilting bee or book club.

A fucking masterpiece. YES!

Yes. Yes! YES!

a Jewban!

Ugly penis, looks like a skinned ferret died on his crotch.

His member appears to always be in a state of at least semi turgidity. I wonder if he has developmental issues due to lack of blood flow to the brain?

What matters is the size of it. I couldn’t and wouldn’t put it in my mouth, but it would fit quite nicely in my butthole. .

Even better, R65.

I would play with it all night. You could suck it and stroke it at the same time. So many possibilities.

I just wonder how he keeps it hidden in his pants.

Surely, he could find one gay guy to give him a mani-pedi

The responses seem overwhelmingly positive.

First Id swallow that hog to the base and while it was firmly ensconced id give his balls a few licks. Then after a few minutes of long,slow loving head,Id push him on his back and jump on that anaconda and ride it like a sit-n-spin ! Wheeee !

I’m repulsed by it.

It looks like he needs a mani/pedi and a bath. I bet he cleans up well. I wouldn’t even attempt bottoming for him- I do not want to be in the market for adult diapers.

R73 clearly doesn't know how the human body works.

R74 With a pumice stone, Emory board and nail clippers the human foot can look amazing.

He means that your asshole doesn't remain permanently stretched out, otherwise it wouldn't make a difference because taking a shit once and a while would mean you have to wear diapers like you said.

Where do all these pencildick shills come from?

I take it all back. I has a full hard on on his twitter and there's a non-upwards curve to it which is vomit inducing in general.

The best EXTRAlong cock gets hard out then slightly down. Classic curved up EXTRAlong cock severely limits positions for deep throating.

No, I'm a top and I don't fuck literal whores.

R78 they have to go over the side of the bed. When their head is upside down the curve works out just fine.

R79 has stated her boundaries.

Not with any wit or insight…but she has stated them.

Keep telling yourself that it was only a temporary gape, hon.

“Why does everything echo when I make a noise?”

[quote]“Why does everything echo when I make a noise?”

You're a 'ho, darlin'

IN .EVERY Orifice...twice.

Would I what?

Would you?

Would you?

And if the girl where I,

Would you?

Would you?

And would you dare to say,

Lets do the same as they,

I would,

Would you?

And would you dare to say,

Lets do the same as they,

I would,

Would you?

Guys like him make me think maybe I'm not gay.

The big ones never get really hard after the teen years, do they? Then less and less til they have to apply tourniquets to get an erection.

[quote]The big ones never get really hard after the teen years, do they? Then less and less til they have to apply tourniquets to get an erection.

Keep telling yourself that, baby dick

[quote]“Why does everything echo when I make a noise?”

It's not that bad...it's mostly just when you fart

r89 My husband has a club for a dick and he still gets hard when the wind blows. And I mean rock hard like a teenager.

r87 Really?

What's Alejandro's hourly rate?

Alejandro, Alejandro, Ale Ale jandro.,.. 🦽