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Let’s be a Golden Corral

I’m the little kid sneezing all over the food in the dessert bar.

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2021 7:32 AM

I'm the morbidly obese woman inhaling an ice cream cone, oblivious to the river of fudge flowing down my ample chins. (I actually witnessed this one horrible Thanksgiving day when my aunt decided to treat us to Golden Corral.)

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2021 6:32 AM

I'm the trash who still insist on stealing food, however cheap & shitty, driving up the prices for everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2021 6:35 AM

I'm the normal Gay guy wondering what the hell am I doing here

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2021 7:29 AM

R3 Grandma’s 90th birthday!

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2021 7:32 AM
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