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I'm coming clean

sometimes i put pickle jar up my ass

by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2021 8:51 AM

With the vinegar till in it? That must nip.

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2021 5:52 AM

“Still”

by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2021 5:54 AM

Well you’ve had a lot of pickles shoved up that picklepuss.

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2021 7:25 AM

Let the rain fall…

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by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2021 7:29 AM

You’re a dill

by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2021 7:33 AM

Accident and Emergency have seen it all and more before. It's the explanatory stories they hear which tend to have inventive individual interest.

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2021 7:42 AM

How many jars?

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2021 7:43 AM

Anti gay trolling

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2021 7:45 AM

HI POOPISHA

by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2021 7:47 AM

I once knew a man who liked to shove pickles up women's asses but then he died.

by Anonymousreply 10October 18, 2021 8:00 AM

Dawson?

by Anonymousreply 11October 18, 2021 8:27 AM

Did anybody ever see that video called "One Man, One Jar"? It was a play on the "2 girls, 1 cup" video from back in the day.

Anyway, it's a video of this guy squatting down and sitting on some kind of glass jar - and then the jar breaks while it's inside him. Half falls out and then other half gets sucked up into his mussy, shards and everything. I honestly think I puked when I saw it, and I still have nightmares about it. And fuck no, I'm not posting it, even if I knew where to find it.

by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2021 8:51 AM
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