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What Song Do You Want Played at Your Funeral?

I think this would make for a fun time.

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by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2021 11:47 PM

I’m torn between the Addams Family theme tune or this…

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by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2021 1:55 AM

I've already recorded all my solos.

And there are a lot of them.

Nobody's grandstanding at MY Going-Home Party but moi.

And it's a ticket-sales-only affair. That'll keep the so-called "death divas" who just want to be seen and photographed out.

Although I expect to outlive the rest of them.

by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2021 1:56 AM

“I’m Going Home” from Rocky Horror

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2021 1:58 AM

It doesn't matter at all to me, since I won't be there.

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2021 1:59 AM

Rehab from Amy Winehouse

by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2021 2:00 AM

The Hokey Cokey

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2021 2:00 AM

Somewhere Out There - Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram

by Anonymousreply 7October 18, 2021 2:02 AM

Pop Goes the Weasel.

by Anonymousreply 8October 18, 2021 2:03 AM

Nazareth's Hair of the Dog

by Anonymousreply 9October 18, 2021 2:07 AM

I want Nicole Kidman to walk up to my coffin wearing sunglasses, dressed in black, carrying a boom box, hit a button, and play Eric Carmen's "All By Myself."

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by Anonymousreply 10October 18, 2021 2:10 AM

Ring around the rosey

by Anonymousreply 11October 18, 2021 2:15 AM

Da Butt by E.U.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 18, 2021 2:18 AM

[quote] Da Butt by E.U.

I plan to dance to it at G's funeral.

by Anonymousreply 13October 18, 2021 2:19 AM

"Laughing" by David Crosby. Yes, I'm white.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 18, 2021 2:23 AM

"Up In A Puff Of Smoke." And I want THE Polly Brown to perform it at the ceremony, or I'll haunt her!

by Anonymousreply 15October 18, 2021 2:25 AM

Since her film career seems to be fading (no Oscar nomination in four years), I'd hire her to sing "I'm Checking Out."

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by Anonymousreply 16October 18, 2021 2:25 AM

“For a Dancer”

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2021 2:32 AM

Another One Bites the Dust

by Anonymousreply 18October 18, 2021 2:33 AM

Smack My Bitch Up - even though I know it's traditionally a wedding song

by Anonymousreply 19October 18, 2021 2:34 AM

"Pop goes the weasel"

by Anonymousreply 20October 18, 2021 2:45 AM

"No Time at All"

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by Anonymousreply 21October 18, 2021 2:50 AM

[quote] Smack My Bitch Up - even though I know it's traditionally a wedding song

I was about to say!

by Anonymousreply 22October 18, 2021 2:52 AM

I first heard this on Dr. Demento.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 18, 2021 2:59 AM

This song, a paean to young love, and its attendant promise for the future.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 18, 2021 10:59 PM

"Where the Soul Never Dies" Natalie Merchant and Tracy Chapman singing it together. Was a duet made by someone on Youtube.

by Anonymousreply 25October 19, 2021 12:36 AM

Take That.

Relight My Fire

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by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2021 11:06 PM

"Is That All There Is," of course.

by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2021 11:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2021 11:17 PM

Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew

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by Anonymousreply 29October 20, 2021 11:22 PM

Midnight Rider by the Allman Brothers. I actually have that specified in my will.

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by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2021 11:27 PM

I want this song played along with a powerpoint presentation featuring photos of my life . I also want hunky bartenders to serve Mojitos and some appetizers to all that attend my sevices .......

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by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2021 11:33 PM

another one bites the dust

by Anonymousreply 32October 20, 2021 11:34 PM

You Make Me Wanna Die by Farah

by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2021 11:47 PM
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