How does your significant other/regular hookup initiate sex?

Where's Dora? I want Dora.

I want my ass rubbed, my piss pad fixed and another cup of hooch.

Which first, Queen Elizabeth?

Ass rubbed.

Mmm. That's good. Don't stop.

You're a good girl, Dora.

A good, devoted girl.

You wouldn't stick your nose up my ass, would you, Dora?

You're talking absolute horseshit.

He says, “Let’s” and then I say “fuck.” After only five years together we finish each other’s sentences.

He says, "Don't you ever want to have sex?"

I say "Not with you."

We end up having sex anyway.

He bustles up his butter bubble butt into my hot, throbbing cock. No need for words with that.

I presume he goes to rentmen.com; he hasn't laid a finger on me in years.