Cabbage-sized meteorite lands in Canadian woman's bed

Bet she uses this to get some kind of deal.

Meh. I’ve had worse things in my bed.

And the same odds.

no pic?

Oh, trust me, R3, you don’t want a pic.

Unless you’re talking about the meteorite.

It's just God telling her to stop being a whore!

Probably the most excitement in her bed since Trudeau's first term. Pierre Trudeau!

[R5] or a gift from heaven determinate if there are unusual metals or crystals in it,then it could be worth a fortune

It’s a one-in-two bazillion chance it would land in her bed, you think it also beat the odds and has precious metals in it?!

You seem like a glass half full kinda guy. I like that.

Will they be able to repair the hole made in the trailer, or is it a total loss?

Tired of hearing about Adele. Oh, sorry. Wrong thread to post this.

Can you imagine if her hot rock had a few ounces of Painite, she would be the richest person in the world. Come on, big money!

It was an anti-frau meteorite.

“Did this happen in Saskatchewan?” “Where?” “Saskatchewan?” “Saska-who?” “IT’S IN CANADA, YOU STUPID FRAU!!!!”

Earth moves, too. I was violated.

[quote] It was an anti-frau meteorite.

If it were, it would have hit her.

If a pebble of painite had landed in Lens Dunham's bed we'd never hear the end of it.

If this meteorite had landed in Nunavut, it would've hit no one. 30,000 or so population.

Shit.

Missed.

in other news, a small cessna plane crashed on the street and killed a UPS driver!

Why didn't it dig up a crater? Was is slowed down upon entering earth's atmosphere?

maybe it was slowed down by a very strong roof.

I agree, r20, that meteor was like a red-hot bullet and should have gone through the bed and floor right into the ground

Why didn't it kill her?

She’s fat.

Was it hawt?

R22 this is a just small fragment, after the meteorite entered the atmosphere, it broke up into pieces and they burned in the air. The fact this one didn't burn her bed tells us it's no longer "red hot".

[quote] The fact this one didn't burn her bed tells us it's no longer "red hot".

I’ve felt the same way on a Sunday morning after being out Saturday night.

"The fact this one didn't burn her bed tells us it's no longer "red hot".

How did it cool off? It was still a three pound rock hurling through the atmosphere

Move over, cabbage!

Her water bed burst into steam and cooled it off.

As a kid I remember reading a story about a farmer who heard a small meteor and ran outside to see it streak through the air, through the roof of his barn, the roof of his car, the backseat and the floorboard before embedding itself in the ground beneath his barn. It had made a perfectly round hole in everything it passed through and It was still steaming when he discovered it. I just don't understand how this was different

Sounds fake and DL, per usual, has bested the experts!

Maybe she lived on the ground floor of a 7-storey apartment building?

Oh yeah? Well one time a frozen block of urine from a Delta flight came crashing through my bathroom ceiling. It still don't smell right in there.

Did it land in the terlet?