Here She Is Boyz

Ugh. Potato-faced dipshit with no sense of rhythm and string hair, besides.

I had no idea she was capable of anything remotely suggestive of actual, conventional fun.

A stylist wouldn't hurt. Even an Amish stylist.

Who is the tone deaf very cute twerpy boy?

Greta's got the stuff, Greta's lettin' loose....G-g-g-g-g-reta??

Is she aware there’s vegan shampoos out there that won’t harm Mother Earth? Cause she’s in dire need of some.

Looks like Kurt Cobain.

This begs the question, who are the morons in the audience screaming like they're seeing the Beatles???

I never knew the annoying gnome was even capable of actually smiling. Live and learn.

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Everybody cut STINKFACE!

I think that's by design, r6. I think it's no coincidence this was released in October, this is a horror show.

It's too late to save the planet. She needs to get over it and have some fun before the end.

This makes me very uncomfortable.

People are always complaining about how annoyed she always looks.

Here, she's smiling, dancing, singing, and showing a softer, fun side.

And ... people are still complaining.

She can't win.

(and let's remember that this thread is full of grown adults mostly bitching about a teenager)

Tone deaf, no rhythm, dumb song... Can you imagine if she'd been up there alone?

Blah, blah, blah.

holy fuck!

I don't like retards.

Why does Greta never seem to grow or to mature? It is eerie. And why no shampoo?

She looks Janis Joplin-ish.

There's something really suspicious about her whole 'save-the-earth' shtick. Doesn't she have rich parents? And what kind of carbon footprint does SHE leave when she's traipsing all over the world, shrieking about pollution, etc. I hate child orators and I hate child know-it-alls. And she's a public figure, so all's fair, IMO. Suck it, Greta!

I believe her mother is an opera singer. Not sure about the father.

I see a drug and alcohol problem on the horizon. By 2040 she'll be doing Liz "The Old Mattress" Taylor in final years.

She really is an odd little thing.

Why doesn't she look more adult? Why doesn't she grow?

Pollution worldwide is stunting her growth!

At first glance, I thought it was Chucky!

Just her? The other humans on the planet physically mature. Why is she still seemingly childlike and unchanging over the course of years?

I love how much the DL hates her. She really is an unlikable child!!!

She's no Deney Terrio.

Maybe if they did a reboot of Facts of Life, she could appear in the season’s “very special episode.”

I don't hate her at all. I kind of like her. She's a kid. She is an annoying scold but lets see how that develops as she becomes more mature.

[quote]I hate child orators and I hate child know-it-alls.

I hate children, period.

R32 Also, not having kid is a plus for the environment!

She’s what we used to refer to as a a nitwit savant of SINGING! FGreat job, Greta!

From one beautiful Greta to another, well done.

[quote](and let's remember that this thread is full of grown adults mostly bitching about a teenager)

I don't want to live in a Datalounge where we can't mock ugly children. I'm not ready for that kind of change.

She is 18 now, an adult. What are they doing to keep her appearance so childlike? It has not changed much at all despite years in the public eye.

Attention whore.

R37, that’s a good question. I think a layer of baby fat, frumpy clothing, no makeup, and being a pale Scandinavian. We are used to seeing teenage girls tarted up like Kardashians.

There’s a Netflix show called “Love on the Spectrum” and the young women on that show have childlike demeanors, too. When they talk about sex, it’s very cringe.

All she’s missing are face tattoos.

She reminds me of Honey BooBoo, who also thought the world was in love with her, until it wasn’t. She’s being paraded around like a performing seal, but the small bus is still going to eventually drive her back to obscurity.

This historian analyses her.

She and Attenborogh are evangelists

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Yeap…pretty much skewered the little cunt, snd very eloquently.

Brutal, but true, R41. Thanks for the laugh.

Is she propaganda personified?

She sometimes makes me want to invest in oil and gas.

100% punchable face.

Go off kween!!! Beyoncé found dead in a ditch!

In all seriousness it's nice to see her having fun. I have no idea what this weird event is and why everyone is so excited (lol it's really like a One Direction concert the way they are carrying on). But life is short, and it looks like everyone is enjoying themselves. As much as DL loves to shit on her because she scolds baby boomers or has dry hair and bad clothes or whatever, I do worry about the future of the planet. Even if her impact on change is tiny, at least she's doing something.

When will she be activating her Only Fans account?

Hopefully she goes to Harvard and reads Jazz Jennings to filth for consuming 4x her necessary calorie intake and being a walking carbon footprint toxic waste dump.

Greta is one qweef away from the precipice of overexposure.

As an earlier poster said, she looks like Kurt Cobain. She sings like Courtney Love, however. At least she looked like she was having fun, though! I didn't think she was possible of that. She's much more charming in that clip than I would have ever thought she's be.

That post should have ended "...she'd be."

Oh dear.