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Kris goes undercover in a women’s prison to breakup a criminal ring of thefts stemming from inmates going on the outside to commit grand thefts.
Big Aggie is an ugly, 300lb lesbian who uses her massive size and cunning to force Kris to commit robberies and agree to lesbian sex for protection.
Lonnie is a dumbass with a heart of gold. She befriends Kris after being saved from drowning.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 18, 2021 6:58 AM |
Kris got knocked about quite a lot on the show, usually by an angry lesbian.
Zora from “Angels In Springtime” and Big Aggie would have pulled her apart like a wishbone.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 16, 2021 9:22 PM |
I loved the fight sequence between Zora and Kris on the Angels in Springtime episode.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2021 9:39 PM |
The only good prison-themed episode was “Angels in Chains” from season one when it was Farrah, Jaclyn, and Kate. Anything else is an attempt to capitalize on that episode’s success. The show was only good for the first season. After Farrah left it wasn’t worth watching.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2021 9:42 PM |
Fuck off r3.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 16, 2021 9:45 PM |
[quote] Fuck off R3.
LOL!! Best laugh of the day for me. Thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 16, 2021 9:49 PM |
I like when Kelly and Tiffany show up at the prison in nun’s habits. “I’m Sister Tiffany.”
And you know Big Aggie shoved Kris’ face in her nasty hairy cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 16, 2021 9:51 PM |
Here’s some more ammo for ya. I’m a Shelley Hack troll, r3.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2021 9:51 PM |
The hooker episode with Kelly and Tiffany hitting the streets of LA charging 1k each for team services is great to make fun of.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2021 10:12 PM |
This show really was soft core porn, wasn't it?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 16, 2021 10:49 PM |
I am a big fan of the show's seasons 1-3 but haven't seen the rest of them.
I think Kelly is the one who should have gone into prison. Kris is so the prison bitch off the gate. At least Kelly had an edge to maybe be Top Dog or someone's henchwoman.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 17, 2021 1:36 AM |
Kris was kind of a wuss. Her prison assignment was in her third year with the Townsend Agency and she was no longer the “little sister” Angel. Big Aggie taunts her and what does she do? She fucking cries herself to sleep! Jill was tough and never would have let that fat bitch intimidate her.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 17, 2021 1:39 AM |
How do you get massages in prison. I'm watching and a little taken aback by the spa like services.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 17, 2021 2:02 AM |
I ready for a real relationship between Kris and Lonnie
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 17, 2021 2:20 AM |
Honestly, toughie Julie’s the only angel who’d have any chance of getting out of a jail alive.
The rest would be passed from tier to tier, violated from behind with their heads stuck in toilets, till they were mere blubbering husks.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 17, 2021 2:48 AM |
r15, bullshit. Sabrina would have been Top Dog in week.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 17, 2021 2:51 AM |
Miss Jaime Sommers was a lightweight in prison too. Big Aggie would have chewed her up and sold her metal for scraps!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 17, 2021 3:39 AM |
They’re all lucky they didn’t run into the toilet-plunger-wielding girls from “Born Innocent”
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 17, 2021 5:25 AM |
How come Kris can do this, yet cower in fear at the thought of Big Aggie fingering her lady hole??!?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 17, 2021 9:40 AM |
Yet, Lisa (R18), Lindsay won an Emmy for that episode. Take that, bitch!
Couldn’t find a clip of the pic you posted.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 17, 2021 3:58 PM |
[quote] ready for a real relationship between Kris and Lonnie
Bitch didn’t even recognize me a year later!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 17, 2021 7:29 PM |
My mom is the epitome of Zoe’s.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 19, 2021 1:36 AM |
Zora
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 19, 2021 1:36 AM |
^^^That explains a thing or two.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 3, 2021 7:24 AM |
I like Zora’’s sense of fashion - the pink Terry cloth ensemble
Big Aggie had style with her burlap dress and dingy flat slippers!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 3, 2021 11:05 AM |
Beamish would've made Big Aggie her bitch.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 18, 2021 6:58 AM |
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