Armie Hammer still in rehab after six months!

Hope, and that pic is ancient.

Err, nope.

Is is one of those rehabs that is actually a high end, rural spa?

He’s probably spent the last 6 months hiking and having facials.

Has he eaten any co-patients?

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They're happy to keep taking his money. We have no idea if he is actually staying there, staying there full time, or what "rules" he is forced to follow. my guess would be none. My guess is that he has women coming in and out or stays at hotels nearby for dates. He may not even be in the state of Florida. It's all PR.

I would be willing to help him with his sex addiction treatment, orally.

So his team pushed this story out because yesterday the boyfriend from Schitt's Creek was announced as his replacement in The Minutes on Broadway

I don't think you can "fix" Antisocial Personality Disorder

[quote] his team

According to DL, approximately 50% of this country works in PR crisis management.

Where are the indictments?

Where is the perp walk?

The Indictments?

Is that the sequel to The Minutes?

Did they drop his arse from that too?

Six months sounds like psychiatric treatment not rehab?

They have rehab facilities in the Caymans don't they?

And absolutely no photos have appeared.

Mmmmmmm

Amy to Armie—Trust me, Hammerbal Lechter, you’re doing this wrong, as I said in my music:

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, "No, no, no"

I don't ever wanna drink again; I just, ooh, I just need a friend

I'm not gonna spend ten weeks. Have everyone think I'm on the mend.

r7 Gather yourself, Luca.

R10 You're so right!

TMZ definitely decided off their own bat to suddenly write an article about Armie Hammer's rehab journey the day after he was publicly dumped from The Minutes. Found sources who knew the technical details of his contract discussion with the producers and everything.

Much journalism.

Where can I read the full listed of charges that he was arrested for?

The only thing he was arrested for was marijuana possession years ago.

He hasn't been charged with raping dozens of helpless women? No assault charges???

The first rule of cannibal club is that there's no coming back from cannibal club...

Yeah, good luck rehabilitating a psychopathic personality.

Charmies say he’s out of rehab. Okkkkkk… waiting for the deformation suits.

R23 deformation suites

R24 Apologies for the misspelling

Whenever the patients at the facility want a treat they send Armie out for KFC, but he always comes back with a bucket of bones and says, "See, I told you people taste like chicken"

Where's the dick pics? What sex addict doesn't have dick pics???

r27 You have to wait for Timmy's phone to get hacked.

Well, I don't know if Armie Hammer is the devil or not, but he sure is tall, goodlooking and sexy!! I have always been a fan, beautiful eyes and a beautiful hairy chest, I'd climb all over him!! He's a tall glass of water, and looking at him makes me Very Very thirsty. I am so ashamed, but I like him anyway. :-/

R29 Don’t be ashamed! He’s as hungry for you as you are thirsty for him!

R10 True but this is actually PR. When Dataloungers think PR people are on these boards or call posters on here PR shills it can be annoying. but this is PR.

Where can I read the list of legal charges filed against Armie?

Of course the TMZ and Daily Mail articles are the result of his PR, but them ending up on DL? I don't think so, r31.

Why is Armie Hammer so popular on here? Is it because he is considered hot? Or am I missing something.

Legal Gays, where can I read what Armie has been arrested for and charged with due to these sexual assault accusations on the Internet?

R33 LMAO.

I post loads of articles about Hammer because I love dragging his arse.

No-one is paying me

R35 Perhaps you could point out where anyone is this thread has suggested he has been charged?

We're talking about the rehab article.

Oh and he's still cancelled. You're welcome.

He ethnic

r38

How do they treat cannibalism at the same places?

R40 Oooooh.

Is it like when your dad finds you puffing on Galloise ciggies behind the shed and makes you chain smoke through 3 packs?

Finger buffet for breakfast, lunch and dinner...

[quote]I would be willing to help him with his sex addiction treatment, orally.

Nope, you can tell just by looking at him he has B.O. And you know since he doesn't wash properly.

I totally surrender to Armie and his great big beautiful Hammer. Take me, I'm yours.

R43 Does he bring the chianti?

It appears he is out of rehab and is back in the Caymans. There’s a photo floating around of him and a fan-photographer from Monday. Fans have been asked to take it down from their blogs and sm platforms as it would hurt him if people saw it. Hurt him?? Curiouser and curiouser…

I wonder why his fans are trying to convince people that the photo was taken back in May when it clearly was taken very recently.

He's befriended a sea-hag apparently.

So did he leave the same day of that puff piece article about how well he's doing in rehab and intends to stay as long as needed?

Guessing being replaced by a nobody really set him off.

Efrosina seems to have resumed stalking….check her IG for the latest reports of sightings!

The arse clown nation mass reported a reddit that talked about this situation.

They are pressed!

Also they are all making posts about how stalking is illegal ackshully!!!!!

See R50 for an example.

I'm committed to my rehab journey and will stay as long as necessary said lying liar Armie Hammer sitting on a boat sipping a piña colada.

Its the 666 T-shirt for me.

Poor Dru really needs to work on her exorcism skills.

They tried to make me go to rehab and I said

No No No

- Armie Winehammer

R51 Which subReddit?

Those idiots really did try to make that reddit post go away. What are they trying to hide I wonder?

[quote]All the comments and any traces of that picture have since been deleted in another desperate cover up (their last cover up was the video of him doing crystals in his car. They got the video from an anonymous source back in October 2020 (way before his name started trending). His supporters/enablers decided to keep quiet about it as it looked real bad and knew it could hurt him in the divorce proceedings /custody battle if it ever came out.

Wait, the video of him doing what? I missed that one.

Do they never stop to ask themselves why they have to keep covering up stuff to stop him looking bad?

6 months continuously in rehab? LOL

I'd lick Armie's shitter.

Daily Mail comment:

“The first person in history who would become less insufferable by becoming a vegan”

[quote]There will be no CMBYN 2. Hammer killed it.

Sorry, Hammer ATE it.

Another cringe FANS ASK article.

Where oh where are the dick pics???

Now that he's out of rehab finally some drama can resume. Will the dental hygienist resurface?

I have no doubt that the beautiful Lisa will be back shortly. Maybe together with a new article about his "rebirth", about how precious she is to him, about how his children adore her ... in short, the "redemption" narrative is ready.

Oh but Charmie will hate that!!! He can only be redeemed by Timo’s love. If only Chalamet weren’t the Number 1 Star after both of his movies broke records this past weekend. Armie and Charmie and anything that sounds like is … cue Britney … toxic.

What do I have to tell you? Charmie will have to content themselves with continuing to produce psychotic fanfictions on ao3 and calling them "reality".

[quote] Charmies say he’s out of rehab. Okkkkkk… waiting for the deformation suits.

[quote] [R23] deformation suites

[quote] [R24] Apologies for the misspelling

The level of frauen intelligence here is astounding.

R67 = Disscusting cunt

We're referring to Debbie Donut - the only truly great thing to come from this shit show.

Debbie is the true MVP of this thread

[quote] Disscusting cunt

Is that a Debbie-ism too?

R70 To be fair to Debbie she doesn't use 4 letter words.

She spells them with 5.

You no it!

James Ivory settling scores ...

Rainbow Douchebag protesting -

"also get over the no frontal nudity thing old man. like how fucking creepy is it youre still on about this? imagine if a male director kept going on and on about an actress not wanting to show her breasts in a film years after the fact. it’s creepy and putting dicks onscreen doesn’t make the film better. creepo…."

Erm - haven't these demented old heffers been wanging on about THE TREES for years now?

And of course putting dicks on screen makes a film better!!!

If Luca took Shia off because of his sexual allegations, what are the odds he will work with Armie in a CMBYN sequel? Asking for a friend..

Effie just posted some guy's slit and bleeding finger on her account with a 'he went too far' DM

Halloween starting early I guess.

R75 And its been deleted.

Maybe it was when she linked it to DOTN that things got spicy lol?

Oh Lord

He allegedly books hotels under the names Bruce Kent and Clarke Wayne...

Dexter role play

I take it back Debbie does use 4 letter words...

R73 I love the subtle bitchery Ivory aims at Luca.

And yea, of course they'll bash a gay guy for liking anything sexual, while at the same time writing crass fan fic sex stories. Pathetic little cunts.

I would say 99.9% of those fanfic writers have never had gay m/m sex and never felt a delicious prostate tickle.

Is going to do a creepy Christmas sweater video like Spacey?

R81 Well that's because they're women, of course. I'd go one further and say they've never had any sexual contact with a penis. And there's always a homophobic subtext to it all.

Has anyone missed him, America's worst actor?

R73 wow Luca does not sound like a very good friend. Poor Ivory but I wonder what the other side of the story is. Perhaps Ivory is rather insufferable as a houseguest… I had no idea Greta scacchi was originally cast as the mother, I too think she would have been good in that role.

I wish Shia had been cast, I really think it would have added more chemistry between elio and Oliver. Although I see ivory’s point as well, that it’s hard to see Shia in the role of an academic.

R85 It's nothing to do with him being a houseguest, as they also specifically said they wouldn't be paying for a hotel for him either. It's just Luca being a prick.

He’s turned out to be either a prick or a coward. Either way, not a good look.

I heard he converted to Catholicism because of "take and eat of me" literal-body business. He thinks weaning to bread products would be good. But his alcoholism issues makes the "blood" part of it risky.

Rehabs are the Swiss Sanatoria of the 21st century, where wealthy people send their useless and feeble offspring so they don’t have to deal with them.

Dru would be madder at him for converting to Catholicism than for being a cannibal

R18 R19 He is over even if the rape accusations would be proved wrong. He works in the field which depends completely on the audience wanting to pay for watching him for an hour or two. He is not a janitor or night guard or office clerk. And after what has been discovered about his nice sexual habits, major part of said audience not that would not want to pay to see him, but would be disgusted by his face.

He could only make sexy home videos for old Charmie hags.

I'd forgotten how pretty he used to be

[quote]Olivia Munn needs to hurry up and give birth so she can go and rescue this idiot

Olivia, hun, you might want to leave the baby at home just in case Armie's a little peckish when he gets out.

R93 If you are into a big piece of wood, yes.

I just keep wondering how much hotter the film would have been with a Shia instead of a hammer.

R96 Completely agree with you. Although he is not handsome in classic way, Shia is so much more attractive than Hammer and a much better actor.

I keep waiting for some pics or vid's to leak or some juicy sex talk messages, from a different source than the crazy Russian chick.

R98 Bulgarian chick.

It's been so long, I totally forgot about his controversy.