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Celebrity Sex Dreams

Last night I was fucked by Brian Cox.

Not the professor. The actor. Ya know, from Succession. He played Hannibal Lector and looks like Zeus.

He had a thick cock and soft, cloud-like pubic hair.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 3, 2021 9:16 PM

I once dreamt I was George Nader raping Marilyn Monroe on the black and white linoleum floor of my great uncle's furniture store in Davidson County, NC. My therapist said maybe I was secretly straight. I told him no and escaped to Manhattan.

In the dream, I was fantasizing about Nader, not Monroe.

by Anonymousreply 1October 16, 2021 12:01 PM

I have a feeling that the only reason you got turned on by him was because you come on here and tell us about it. Also next time a post while it's occurring would help a la Jamie Lane.

by Anonymousreply 2October 16, 2021 1:44 PM

My first ever celebrity dream was when I was 12 and dreamed I had a threesome with Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 3October 16, 2021 2:59 PM

I've dreamed about Jon Hamm as Don Draper fucking me a few times.

by Anonymousreply 4October 16, 2021 3:06 PM

Also next time, give your post a quick subedit, r2.

by Anonymousreply 5October 16, 2021 4:33 PM

I dreamed that I gave Vic Tayback a tongue bath.

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by Anonymousreply 6October 16, 2021 4:57 PM

Telly Savalas! Hubba hubba.

by Anonymousreply 7October 17, 2021 8:19 PM

I had a dream last night I sucked off Aaron Carter with no tatts. Good news was I woke up with no diseases!

by Anonymousreply 8October 17, 2021 8:39 PM

Shellebrity Shex Dreamsh!

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2021 8:47 PM

I write down my dreams. Celebrity sex dreams so far this year have involved Brad Pitt, Aaron Tveit, and David Tyler Muir.

Celebrity non-sex dreams have included Trace Lehnhoff, Topher Grace, Tim O'Tay, Robert Sean Leonard, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Wilson Bethel.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2021 8:48 PM

Jake Tapper!

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2021 9:25 PM

Alexander Ludwig. Which is odd, considering I don't normally go for blond, blue-eyed guys. But it was a very pleasant dream.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2021 9:53 PM

So my latest featured a Ryan Murphy style production of President Biden having sex all over the White House with a woman played by Elizabeth Banks. I witnessed the dreams through Elizabeth Banks’s POV. What would happen is Joe Biden lead Elizabeth by the hand and we raced through tunnels and interconnecting rooms looking for a quiet place to fuck and someone would be there. Like we’d lay on a couch and a secretary would walk in. We also had a threesome with Barack Obama.

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2021 5:33 PM

I dreamed that Isaac Mizrahi gave me a rusty trombone.

by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2021 5:38 PM

Hahahahaha R3

I swear I read that as Mike Douglas.

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2021 7:58 PM

We’ll be post-coital. ^

by Anonymousreply 16November 3, 2021 8:00 PM

I'd rather suck off Kieran Culkan while he sucked off Jeremy Strong! Narrated by "Shiv."

by Anonymousreply 17November 3, 2021 8:18 PM

I once dreamed years ago that Joan Collins was trying to give me a handjob underneath fur blankets on a horse-drawn sledge in Bavaria , but I couldn't feel anything.

I am a Kinsey 6, btw.

by Anonymousreply 18November 3, 2021 8:20 PM

I've had more than one Justin Bieber sexy dream. Not sure why because I never obsess over him. They're usually very intense and "real" feeling when I have them too.

by Anonymousreply 19November 3, 2021 8:54 PM

Op, in your dream did he insult you afterwards? He seems quite bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 20November 3, 2021 9:16 PM
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