Porky’s

I remember this with fondness as well. I doubt it could get made today with all the wokeness going on,

I just love Pete Ganios and his big bare ass.

Err, Tony Ganios. Pete was his bodybuilding uncle.

I loved the good looking guy , Wyatt something. I heard he had a tough life later on, though.

I always wanted to see Meat's meat.

I remember this mean trashy fat girl had seen it and explained the plot of it to a bunch of us at the middle school bus stop in 8th grade. She always smoked cigarettes until the bus came.

She thought it was "fuckin' HILARIOUS."

Any pics of big Tony butt?

OP types Porky.

R6- If this occurred in 1982 when Porky's was released it would have been called Junior High School.

I'm not R6, but I was in 7th and 8th grade in 1977-1979 and our school was called "middle school".

I love the full frontal penises.

Male nudity celebrated back then. Sigh, now woman think it's "gross".

As a young gayling, I was always on the lookout for when Cinemax played Porky's Revenge. The scene where the cheerleaders tricked the boys in the pool was very satisfying for me.

The wonderful Nancy Parsons was also in a cult classic, Motel Hell.

Thanks for the links and the pics everyone.

Yeah, you could see penises and/or pubic hair especially if you slo-mo on your VCR.

Tony's ass from a sequel.

I didn't realize that Porky's was a rip off of the Israeli film series Lemon Popsicle.

They have everything in it from the dick measuring, to the setup of the married woman's husband coming over, and I think even the shower peephole scene

My favorite scene was when the KKK was forced to strip naked and parade themselves in a stadium. If you slow down and pause at the right moment you see plenty of cocks and balls.

I do recall laughing my ass off when I saw the first one.

No way would this be made today. Such a crime. We’ve regressed.

The American version of Lemon Popsicle was The Last American Virgin.

I used to jerk off to Tony Ganios' big fat ass all the time when I was a kid.

There was a good looking blond twink in the first and second Porky's movies. Too bad he never got naked.

A classic of Canadian cinema. It was also my big break!

Speaking of, has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?

I remember being 12 and really horny to catch it on cable. As with most things like this at the time, it was a disappointment. Not nearly enough sex, and if there was any wiener, it was a quick flash.

The one movie that wasn't a disappointment as a hornet gay 12 year old was A Night in Heaven, with Christopher Atkins as a male stripper. Magic Mike 30 years earlier.

Unfortunately, even that one had only the quickest flash of Atkins weenie. But, the strip scenes were fuckin' hot as shit.

MY TIT!

YOU BROKE MY TIT!!

Have you not heard of the latest incarnation?

Here's a montage of the boys later in life. Of all of them Scott Colomby has definitely changed the most. He's unrecognizable. Sadly Wyatt Knight who played Tommy Turner committed suicide in 2010. Apparently he had received a blood transplant & radiation for Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma in 2003 and the intense treatments left him in severe physical & emotional pain. His body was found in a remote area on the island of Maui.

Yes R27, you utter darling! I've forgotten all about watching that film in my bedroom as a young teen and wondering why I had a massive stiffy to deal with!

Had to go and search for his routine, I've not seen this since I was 15, and without spending a penny on therapy I think I've instantly discovered why my boyfriends have all had a certain look...

As a mid-80s babygay I *definitely* did a lot of pause and slo-mo in search of cock and bush from the boys of “Porky’s.”

Is Tony gay?

Did Bruce Willis get hard rolling around in the snow with him?

It's too bad that most of the younger actors in series were hardly seen again. I thought Wyatt Knight (Tommy) and Kaki Hunter (Wendy) in particular really did a good job with what they were given and showed real promise as actors. While the Peewee character could be annoying, Dan Monahan did a pretty good job too.

Not included in that picture post of guys from "Porky's" was Jack Mulcahy who later on went to do "The Brothers McMullen" and still does TV work. He still looks good.

Yes, Kaki Hunter definitely should've had a decent comedic career. I had such a huge crush on the blonde kid...he still looks good in the update montage of photos above.

The second one was awful and the third inexplicably tried to hard to have serious themes, but the first one really was just fun and hilarious. I love that the there were plenty of horndogs among the ladies as well. The best of course was Kim Cattrall.

R39 Porky's II The Next Day had some of the best slapstick put on color film.

[quote]I always wanted to see Meat's meat

I thought one of the movies briefly showed Meat's meat. He didn't live up to his name

Last on-screen appearance of Wayne Maunder. Scary here as the abusive father of one of the boys, but cute as hell as Custer.

I'm rewatching all the movies right now on Tubi. Lots of hot ass and naked guys even if only fleeting bush and cock. Almost all of the high school guys were hot. Any of them end up being gay? I can picture a locker room scene. Yes the movie is raunchy and crass but I thought it didn't do a bad job of also exploring the issues of anti semitism, racism and domestic abuse. The pool scene from the second one is also a semi fantasy of mine.

IT'S A PUSSY STAMPEDE!!!

Tony G. posted this throwback pic with his mom or grandmom on his Twitter feed. He was so big and thick! And what a nice ass. Wish there was a pic of him from the back in those jeans!

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Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

R40, this was the first thing I saw Edward Winter in other than MASH. He was brilliant as County Commissioner Bob Gebhardt.

R41, yes you got to see Meat's "meat" for a quick second. I too was disappointed he didn't live up to his name but he was still the hottest one in the movie. Man, I can't tell you how many times I "watched" that movie as a horny kid.

They made a 4th movie called Pimpin Pee Wee in 2009. Watching it now.

At the time, that movie was naughty. I mean, the shower peep hole and the title, "Porky's". Teenagers are always pervs.

I watched this for the first time only a few weeks ago (all the movies are on Tubi). I'd heard so much about it, but never seen it, so decided to.

I liked the bit where they were all lining up naked for the gangbang that was really a prank. Just 'cause, you know, they were all naked.

Also, I was expecting to find the movie really obnoxious and douchey, but it wasn't as bad as I was expecting in that regard. Maybe because I was so completely expecting I would hate it, I was surprised by how, for lack of a better term, innocent a lot of it seemed.

It made me realise a new sex comedy would be pretty fun. Yeah, it would have to fix up some of the worse aspects of these 80s films and it should, but also, why not just a fun farce about sex again? They seemed to have died out in the 00s.

At the time of it’s release, the Porky’s series were considered the lowest of the low-brow. Their wild box-office success considered a true sign of the decline of society. Now looking back, it’s surprisingly sweet-spirited, genuinely funny and certainly had it’s heart in the right place. And WOO BOY are they homoerotic with all that gratuitous male nudity! That’s one of the great pleasures of movies. When enough time passes, we can reassess them with new eyes.

I always thought it was funny that this shared a director with Black Christmas and A Christmas Story. Bob Clark doesn’t get enough credit.