Prince Christian of Denmark Turns Sixteen Today

[quote]As you know, I am saving him for Princess Charlotte.

LOL... good one.

OK so whose had him?

Matchmaker OP, that seems like a good choice.

I think my high school bio teacher lied about inherited eye color being as simple as a Punnett’s square.

The slight sneer is so butch

The middle-parted hair isn't doing him any favors. Hopefully it doesn't last (the part, not the hair).

[quote] OK so whose had him?

Oh, dear!

I think whoever wrote the article OP linked has a broken keyboard. I didn’t understand a word of it.

He is going to be a handsome man.

Oh, dear bitch, please post something so we can have a turn at you??? I pity people who live in their parents basement and have nothing better to do...

Sorry, but I find him plain at best. He has his father's weak chin and shapeless head, as well as his mother's hideous potato nose and tiny eyes. If he ever married Princess Charlotte, who has inherited the Queen's hideous monkey face, the results of the genetic combination could be explosive in a REALLY bad way.

I wonder whether he is past peak ripeness.

I wonder whether he is past peak ripeness.

It doesn't matter how old he is. His mother will still be a bogan whore.

He looks like a doofus...although he does resemble a butch lesbian version of his mom.

Too old for Charlotte. The Sussex kids should marry the Buttigeig twins. The start of a real American dynasty!

Let's hear some hear, hears!

Chasten Buttigieg is going to put Mrs. Bennet from "Pride and Prejudice" to shame when it comes to marrying off his kids.

You are so heteronormative, why would'n you match him with George.

Charlotte deserves better than this miscreant.

R10 Finally, someone speaks the truth, especially about the Queen. Her features are positively simian and it baffled me when people gushed about her beauty in her youth.

Isn't Charlotte destined for the creepy Swedish prince? The one that looks like the spawn of Satan?

R7 That's because it's from a Danish publication. I only put it up for the photos of him from childhood to now. I should have mentioned it. Sorry. OP

Charlotte already looks far more like her father than the Queen. William looks like Diana, not Charles, and the poor ugly girl has inherited Diana's legs. You can see it in the photos from last year leaning up against her father in shorts.

My, my what a bitchy bunch.

And as for the bogan remark - dear me, has classism reared its ugly head?

Her father was a professor of maths at the university level. She got a dual degree from university in law and business and worked as a realtor. That background doth not a bogan make.

If you don't like her, fine, but do try for correct English usage.

For those who don't know, bogan is a snide Aussie term for a coarse working-class sort. In a male here, we'd call him a chav.

Not applicable to the university grad with the maths prof Dad.

R17 Because neither will look good in a tiara or swathed in white satin and tulle.

And those are the only reason I watch royal weddings. Those and the simply appalling outfits that guests wear to these things. I don't know what happens to women when they get invited to royal weddings. It's as if they've gone blind looking in the mirror.

R20 He's too young for her.

R19 She had the English Rose complexion sobadmired in the day, and for awhile before the kids came, a pretty somewhat hourglass figure.

The truth? Whose? I don't ever recall her being described as beautiful, but more a pretty wholesome very English type, and because of her beautiful skin, far prettier in the flesh than in photos.

The cabal of Mary haters seems to he infecting with vicious bitchery what was meant to be a light gossip thread.

[quote] Too old for Charlotte. The Sussex kids should marry the Buttigeig twins. The start of a real American dynasty!

No fucking way. My perfect children will be marrying black children, or mixed-race, at least.

16 is legal in Denmark. Woo-hoo.

Fred and Mary did not make attractive kids, especially the ones that look like her. The beady eyes and potato nose are spot on. What was he thinking?

Infanta Sofia of Spain (14) is a better match for him, I'd think.

He'll marry one of the Kardashian nits.

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Good-looking kid

DL’s obsession with kids is confounding and unsettling, especially when the average DLer is supposed to be a middle-aged gay man. There just seems to be more than the average of these posts lately.

I don’t get it.

It makes me wonder about the company I keep here.

Looks like a preppy date-rapist.

He is getting pudgy to add to the unfortunate face. Looks just like his mother, sadly.

R28 you wouldn't by some chance have migrated over here from one of those old Mary Hate Club sites from ten years or so ago, insisting that they would be divorced in five years, the entire continent of Europe hated her, the Danes hates her, she couldn't speak word of Danish, and that Prince Christian was autistic, and he was because Mary watched her weight whilst pregnant, etc.?

Someone sent me some links to one of those sites once. It was a precursor to the Sussex Squad sugar psychos we have now that are febrile with hate for the Duchess of Cambridge.

The tone rings a bell.

Maybe he didn't have you to advise him on the appropriate shaped nose for a future Queen of Denmark.

He'd going to be hot in a few years. Dark hair, blue eyes and lovely nordic skin

[quote]It makes me wonder about the company I keep here.

I agree. You should definitely go.

[quote] I find him plain at best. He has his father's weak chin and shapeless head, as well as his mother's hideous potato nose and tiny eyes.

You sound like the stereotypical old grandmother that every kid was afraid of. I hope I don't know you in real life. Bless COVID for socially distancing everybody from you.

He can do better than Charlotte. He should be like his father and pick a commoner who possesses a more diverse gene pool.

Oh my dear Lord, R39! You have gotten to know me so incredibly well after reading a single comment I've made here on DL!

The think that shocks me the most is the fact that you've managed to find out my real name: Stereotypical Old Grandmother (my family call me Oldie and people at school used to call me Stereo, but I prefer to go by Tippy). And yes, everyone is delighted by the fact that they don't have to talk to me thanks to COVID, because I've dared to criticize an overprivileged guy who couldn't care any less about my opinion! 🙄

Thanks for putting everything into perspective: you've changed my life 😊